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Title: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2011, 04:49:00 PM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 02:26 PM
Original message
Twitter is lighting up, saying that Michelle O is expecting.
   
If so, I guess Wanda Sykes was right.

What would Sykes know! She's a dyke.

Anyway. I wonder who the Daddy is? I put my money on the janitor. Trash co-mingling with the trash collector.

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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #9
12. Well, every indication is they have a better sex life, I'll say it!
   
I get a creepy feeling about the bedroom of Bushy and Laura.

After the twins, I'm betting they scheduled booty time when she was drunk, even if Bush's ears WERE big. Most Republicans are a little uneasy with mammalian sex, aren't they?

And you know this how?

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snappyturtle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 02:35 PM
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8. I hadn't heard anything about this until now....BUT I have to say
   
that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.

She just has a fat ass. Nothing's changed.

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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 03:01 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. LOL!
   
I can just see the wingnuts pulling out their hair and ripping at their garments. Yes, I can!

To the visiting DUmmy's, I've seen it all. I was raised on a farm.

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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 03:09 PM
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18. Pregnant with Bat Boy, perhaps?

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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #21
24. Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!
   

I like to keep ahead of the next birther meme.

We gotta change that law.


Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Rebel on January 02, 2011, 04:53:27 PM
Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2011, 04:58:33 PM
I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.

The courts said no dogs. Didn't mention other animals.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Rebel on January 02, 2011, 05:00:37 PM
She better lay off the 'roids. I hear they're not good for the fetus.


(http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/michellemuscleobama.jpg?w=333&h=500)
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2011, 05:01:18 PM
Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?

Yes. They said she should have gotten an abortion. Wonder if they'll advocate the same for Mm my bell.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Freeper on January 02, 2011, 05:05:12 PM
If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html

What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?

Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.


Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: zeitgeist on January 02, 2011, 05:10:25 PM
Yes. They said she should have gotten an abortion. Wonder if they'll advocate the same for Mm my bell.

I believe Barry is on record as not wanting to burden his girls with an unwanted pregnency.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 02, 2011, 05:15:09 PM
I think jberryhill 24. has accidentally hit on the right answer  Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!

Now who's duh daddy is another question but as usual the taxpayers will be picking up the bill.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: franksolich on January 02, 2011, 05:16:48 PM
I don't see anything on the Drudge Report about this, and Drudge usually knows stuff long before anybody else does.

I think Mr. Lamond Dorkio is either lying to the primitives, or it's a false alarm.

It ain't so until Drudge says it is.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2011, 05:19:14 PM
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that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.

Because everything on Twitter is true.

They need to adopt a shelter puppy instead of contributing to global warming.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html

What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?

Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.




Beat me to it.  I should have read this thread before replying.  haha
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: formerlurker on January 02, 2011, 05:23:15 PM
I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.


 :rotf:

Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: zeitgeist on January 02, 2011, 05:27:44 PM
How about just rentin a womb for :

(http://artists.ml-cdn.com/large/3899/elton-john-elton-john-and-david-furnish-welcome-first-child.jpg)
elton-john-and-david-furnish-welcome-first-child


Ok Ok I know..... :whistling:
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Freeper on January 02, 2011, 05:35:47 PM
Beat me to it.  I should have read this thread before replying.  haha

You know what they say, great minds think alike.
In this case my not so great mind was thinking like your great mind.  :-)
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: MrsSmith on January 02, 2011, 05:44:42 PM
If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html

What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?

Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.



A shelter puppy, or adopt... 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: debk on January 02, 2011, 05:56:56 PM
Michelle is 46...it's always possible.

My stepmother had my brother when she was 46. At the time, her youngest child was 18 and oldest was 26. This is back before amnio was done and ultrasounds didn't exist either, expectant mothers smoked and drank alcohol....she did both. My brother was full term, weighed an ounce or two over 5lbs. He was always healthy, is 43, 6'4", incredibly intelligent with a Master's in Business Engineering from Northwestern and a great job. But he was a spoiled brat and defined "wild child"!
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: DixieBelle on January 02, 2011, 05:57:02 PM
anything to make O's approval ratings go up I'm sure! Can you imagine? If it turns out to be true, the media will fawn all over Teh Wun's impending spawn.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2011, 06:04:36 PM
Was this whole thing started by some Canuckistanian psychic?

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PREDICTION: Michelle Obama will have another baby.

Nikki predicts that the President’s daughters Malia and Sasha will get a brand-new sibling—or two! It could be a boy or a girl, but is more likely a set of twins, she says.
TorontoSun (http://www.torontosun.com/life/holidays/features/2010/12/23/16657291.html)

Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: true_blood on January 02, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
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snappyturtle Donating Member (1000+ posts)   Sun Jan-02-11 02:35 PM
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8. I hadn't heard anything about this until now....BUT I have to say that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Janice on January 02, 2011, 06:23:38 PM
The first marxist linebacker pregnant?

Is this true? (http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/26881/michelle-obama-pregnant/)

Or is it a "hail Mary"?
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 02, 2011, 06:24:28 PM
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:

Yes, they all tend to eat well on the taxpayers dime.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2011, 06:26:42 PM
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:

Michelle did take that trip to Spain without her hubby.  Maybe some guy knocked her up?  When was that trip.. September?
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 02, 2011, 06:31:27 PM
Michelle did take that trip to Spain without her hubby.  Maybe some guy knocked her up?  When was that trip.. September?

Sept., Oct., Nov., Dec......whoa....it is about time to start showing a little bit....and she has been acting like she's eating for two lately.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: true_blood on January 02, 2011, 06:32:06 PM
Sept., Oct., Nov., Dec......whoa....it is about time to start showing a little bit....and she has been acting like she's eating for two lately.
I thought that was normal for her?? :naughty: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Janice on January 02, 2011, 06:36:32 PM
Is Michelle pregnant with a First Baby for the White House? (http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2009/07/06/barack-obama-us-president/is-michelle-pregnant-with-new-white-house-first-baby.html)

Rumours are flying around Washington that US President Barack Obama's wife Michelle is pregnant with a new First Baby for the White House.

At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.

But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.


Oh come now folks, havent you ever seen a pleasantly plump gorilla before?  :whistling:

Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: true_blood on January 02, 2011, 06:38:34 PM
Is Michelle pregnant with a First Baby for the White House? (http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2009/07/06/barack-obama-us-president/is-michelle-pregnant-with-new-white-house-first-baby.html)

Rumours are flying around Washington that US President Barack Obama's wife Michelle is pregnant with a new First Baby for the White House.

At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.

But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.


Oh come now folks, havent you ever seen a pleasantly plump gorilla before?  :whistling:
:-) :lmao:
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2011, 06:43:35 PM
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But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.
False alarm. It's the same kind of bump people notice on DUmmy undergroundpanther.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2011, 06:44:43 PM
False alarm. It's the same kind of bump people notice on DUmmy undergroundpanther.

She just needs to lay off the ice cream.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2011, 06:46:15 PM
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At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.

But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.

WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 02, 2011, 06:48:28 PM
WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?

My (tiny) baby bump showed at 10 weeks.  It was just enough for the "OMG are you pregnant?" questions at work.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: thundley4 on January 02, 2011, 06:51:27 PM
My (tiny) baby bump showed at 10 weeks.  It was just enough for the "OMG are you pregnant?" questions at work.

You're not as big as 'Chelle. Even assuming that she was two months at the July 4th party, that would put her at 8 months and it would be super obvious.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Janice on January 02, 2011, 06:51:51 PM
WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?

Me thinks its her au-natural look. Besides .. gorillas only 'slim down' when their sick.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2011, 07:01:01 PM
The first marxist linebacker pregnant?

Is this true? (http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/26881/michelle-obama-pregnant/)

Or is it a "hail Mary"?

This from the comment section:

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Wow, that is some interesting piece of news! Do we may know who the happy father is?

No. It wasn't me.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: FlaGator on January 02, 2011, 07:29:28 PM
I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.

He kills them when he's finished with them.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Boudicca on January 02, 2011, 10:23:59 PM
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:

I think the only thing pregnant is her ass.  Twin lumpy buttocks, you know.
It'd be hard for Zer0 to knock her up since he looks scared to death of her half the time anyway.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Janice on January 02, 2011, 10:31:42 PM
I think the only thing pregnant is her ass.  Twin lumpy buttocks, you know.
It'd be hard for Zer0 to knock her up since he looks scared to death of her half the time anyway.

Are you saying shes a lard ass? (http://i53.tinypic.com/b4864y.gif)
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Boudicca on January 02, 2011, 10:46:45 PM
Are you saying shes a lard ass? (http://i53.tinypic.com/b4864y.gif)

Nope, lard has its uses.  Some Hungarian dishes just aren't the same without it.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: dandi on January 02, 2011, 10:54:43 PM
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 03:01 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. LOL!
   
I can just see the wingnuts pulling out their hair and ripping at their garments. Yes, I can!

I don't get it. Why would conservatives react that way?

Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Airwolf on January 03, 2011, 02:04:59 AM
How do we know  it wasn't one of those things from Alien?
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Attero Dominatus on January 03, 2011, 02:47:31 AM
Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?

Yes. Especially the feminists. The feminists and other anti-lifers were upset that Sarah would not abort. The silence from the anti-life crowd will be deafening if Michelle's pregnancy turns out to be true.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: txradioguy on January 03, 2011, 04:52:14 AM
anything to make O's approval ratings go up I'm sure! Can you imagine? If it turns out to be true, the media will fawn all over Teh Wun's impending spawn.

Not to mention it's a nice way to distract the masses from the continued downward spiral of the second half of Os presidency.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: Karin on January 03, 2011, 07:35:15 AM
MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen.  "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?"  What, we're into how fish do it?  I dunno. 

I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public.  He strides ahead of her and she ignores him. 
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 03, 2011, 07:41:54 AM
MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen.  "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?"  What, we're into how fish do it?  I dunno. 

I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public.  He strides ahead of her and she ignores him. 

It's the Muslim way.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: dandi on January 03, 2011, 08:45:01 AM
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jan-02-11 03:49 PM
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24. Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!
   

I like to keep ahead of the next birther meme.

Well, smartass, at least she would be old enough to confer natural born citizenship status upon it's birth.

 ;)
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: olde north church on January 03, 2011, 09:11:48 AM
Nope, lard has its uses.  Some Hungarian dishes just aren't the same without it.

More bounce on which to pounce!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 03, 2011, 09:20:26 AM
More bounce on which to pounce!   :rotf:

It's according to who's doing the pouncing. If one has gotten so big that someone has to pick up the pouncer and continuously drop them on the bouncee, then they've eaten to much lard.
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: olde north church on January 03, 2011, 09:22:29 AM
It's according to who's doing the pouncing. If one has gotten so big that someone has to pick up the pouncer and continuously drop them on the bouncee, then they've eaten to much lard.

A Catherine the Great style block and tackle adjacent to the connubial bed?
Title: Re: Michele my Bell is knocked up- Who's the Daddy?
Post by: true_blood on January 03, 2011, 11:34:52 AM
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MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen.  "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?"  What, we're into how fish do it?  I dunno.
I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public.  He strides ahead of her and she ignores him. 
It's the Muslim way.
:ohsnap: :lol: