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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on January 02, 2011, 04:49:00 PM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Jan-02-11 02:26 PM
Original message
Twitter is lighting up, saying that Michelle O is expecting.
If so, I guess Wanda Sykes was right.
What would Sykes know! She's a dyke.
Anyway. I wonder who the Daddy is? I put my money on the janitor. Trash co-mingling with the trash collector.
MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Jan-02-11 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #9
12. Well, every indication is they have a better sex life, I'll say it!
I get a creepy feeling about the bedroom of Bushy and Laura.
After the twins, I'm betting they scheduled booty time when she was drunk, even if Bush's ears WERE big. Most Republicans are a little uneasy with mammalian sex, aren't they?
And you know this how?
snappyturtle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Jan-02-11 02:35 PM
Response to Original message
8. I hadn't heard anything about this until now....BUT I have to say
that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.
She just has a fat ass. Nothing's changed.
eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Jan-02-11 03:01 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. LOL!
I can just see the wingnuts pulling out their hair and ripping at their garments. Yes, I can!
To the visiting DUmmy's, I've seen it all. I was raised on a farm.
Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Jan-02-11 03:09 PM
Response to Reply #15
18. Pregnant with Bat Boy, perhaps?
jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Jan-02-11 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #21
24. Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!
I like to keep ahead of the next birther meme.
We gotta change that law.
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I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.
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Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?
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I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.
The courts said no dogs. Didn't mention other animals.
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She better lay off the 'roids. I hear they're not good for the fetus.
(http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/michellemuscleobama.jpg?w=333&h=500)
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Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?
Yes. They said she should have gotten an abortion. Wonder if they'll advocate the same for Mm my bell.
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If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html
What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?
Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.
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Yes. They said she should have gotten an abortion. Wonder if they'll advocate the same for Mm my bell.
I believe Barry is on record as not wanting to burden his girls with an unwanted pregnency.
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I think jberryhill 24. has accidentally hit on the right answer Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!
Now who's duh daddy is another question but as usual the taxpayers will be picking up the bill.
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I don't see anything on the Drudge Report about this, and Drudge usually knows stuff long before anybody else does.
I think Mr. Lamond Dorkio is either lying to the primitives, or it's a false alarm.
It ain't so until Drudge says it is.
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that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.
Because everything on Twitter is true.
They need to adopt a shelter puppy instead of contributing to global warming.
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If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html
What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?
Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.
Beat me to it. I should have read this thread before replying. haha
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I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.
:rotf:
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How about just rentin a womb for :
(http://artists.ml-cdn.com/large/3899/elton-john-elton-john-and-david-furnish-welcome-first-child.jpg)
elton-john-and-david-furnish-welcome-first-child
Ok Ok I know..... :whistling:
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Beat me to it. I should have read this thread before replying. haha
You know what they say, great minds think alike.
In this case my not so great mind was thinking like your great mind. :-)
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If they do have another baby won't that be selfish? Shouldn't they get a puppy or adopt?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,53428.0.html
What about the carbon footprint of yet another carbon expelling human brought into this world?
Then again they are socialists so they can do what ever they want as far as DU is concerned.
A shelter puppy, or adopt...
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Michelle is 46...it's always possible.
My stepmother had my brother when she was 46. At the time, her youngest child was 18 and oldest was 26. This is back before amnio was done and ultrasounds didn't exist either, expectant mothers smoked and drank alcohol....she did both. My brother was full term, weighed an ounce or two over 5lbs. He was always healthy, is 43, 6'4", incredibly intelligent with a Master's in Business Engineering from Northwestern and a great job. But he was a spoiled brat and defined "wild child"!
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anything to make O's approval ratings go up I'm sure! Can you imagine? If it turns out to be true, the media will fawn all over Teh Wun's impending spawn.
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Was this whole thing started by some Canuckistanian psychic?
PREDICTION: Michelle Obama will have another baby.
Nikki predicts that the President’s daughters Malia and Sasha will get a brand-new sibling—or two! It could be a boy or a girl, but is more likely a set of twins, she says.
TorontoSun (http://www.torontosun.com/life/holidays/features/2010/12/23/16657291.html)
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snappyturtle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-02-11 02:35 PM
Response to Original message
8. I hadn't heard anything about this until now....BUT I have to say that a recent photograph of Michelle in Hawaii made me wonder? Me to self: Michelle looks preggers! Maybe it was just the outfit but now this Twitter....time will tell.
Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:
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The first marxist linebacker pregnant?
Is this true? (http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/26881/michelle-obama-pregnant/)
Or is it a "hail Mary"?
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Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:
Yes, they all tend to eat well on the taxpayers dime.
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Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:
Michelle did take that trip to Spain without her hubby. Maybe some guy knocked her up? When was that trip.. September?
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Michelle did take that trip to Spain without her hubby. Maybe some guy knocked her up? When was that trip.. September?
Sept., Oct., Nov., Dec......whoa....it is about time to start showing a little bit....and she has been acting like she's eating for two lately.
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Sept., Oct., Nov., Dec......whoa....it is about time to start showing a little bit....and she has been acting like she's eating for two lately.
I thought that was normal for her?? :naughty: :fuelfire:
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Is Michelle pregnant with a First Baby for the White House? (http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2009/07/06/barack-obama-us-president/is-michelle-pregnant-with-new-white-house-first-baby.html)
Rumours are flying around Washington that US President Barack Obama's wife Michelle is pregnant with a new First Baby for the White House.
At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.
But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.
Oh come now folks, havent you ever seen a pleasantly plump gorilla before? :whistling:
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Is Michelle pregnant with a First Baby for the White House? (http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2009/07/06/barack-obama-us-president/is-michelle-pregnant-with-new-white-house-first-baby.html)
Rumours are flying around Washington that US President Barack Obama's wife Michelle is pregnant with a new First Baby for the White House.
At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.
But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.
Oh come now folks, havent you ever seen a pleasantly plump gorilla before? :whistling:
:-) :lmao:
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But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.
False alarm. It's the same kind of bump people notice on DUmmy undergroundpanther.
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False alarm. It's the same kind of bump people notice on DUmmy undergroundpanther.
She just needs to lay off the ice cream.
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At the Fourth of July celebrations in the White House garden, which was also the 11th birthday of the Obamas' eldest daughter Malia, the First Lady took both her and her other girl Sasha (7) in her arms and gave them a big hug.
But guests only noticed one thing - the apparent bump under Michelle’s dress.
WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?
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WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?
My (tiny) baby bump showed at 10 weeks. It was just enough for the "OMG are you pregnant?" questions at work.
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My (tiny) baby bump showed at 10 weeks. It was just enough for the "OMG are you pregnant?" questions at work.
You're not as big as 'Chelle. Even assuming that she was two months at the July 4th party, that would put her at 8 months and it would be super obvious.
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WTF? That was 6 months ago and most women don't show before 4 months. If she was pregnant, she isn't anymore. Did she have an abortion?
Me thinks its her au-natural look. Besides .. gorillas only 'slim down' when their sick.
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The first marxist linebacker pregnant?
Is this true? (http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/26881/michelle-obama-pregnant/)
Or is it a "hail Mary"?
This from the comment section:
Wow, that is some interesting piece of news! Do we may know who the happy father is?
No. It wasn't me.
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I think somehow Michael Vick figures into this.
He kills them when he's finished with them.
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Yeah, it could be that, or it could be all that ice cream, milkshakes and fries she's eating too. :fuelfire:
I think the only thing pregnant is her ass. Twin lumpy buttocks, you know.
It'd be hard for Zer0 to knock her up since he looks scared to death of her half the time anyway.
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I think the only thing pregnant is her ass. Twin lumpy buttocks, you know.
It'd be hard for Zer0 to knock her up since he looks scared to death of her half the time anyway.
Are you saying shes a lard ass? (http://i53.tinypic.com/b4864y.gif)
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Are you saying shes a lard ass? (http://i53.tinypic.com/b4864y.gif)
Nope, lard has its uses. Some Hungarian dishes just aren't the same without it.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Jan-02-11 03:01 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. LOL!
I can just see the wingnuts pulling out their hair and ripping at their garments. Yes, I can!
I don't get it. Why would conservatives react that way?
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How do we know it wasn't one of those things from Alien?
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Didn't they bitch about Sarah being too old to procreate with Trig?
Yes. Especially the feminists. The feminists and other anti-lifers were upset that Sarah would not abort. The silence from the anti-life crowd will be deafening if Michelle's pregnancy turns out to be true.
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anything to make O's approval ratings go up I'm sure! Can you imagine? If it turns out to be true, the media will fawn all over Teh Wun's impending spawn.
Not to mention it's a nice way to distract the masses from the continued downward spiral of the second half of Os presidency.
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MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen. "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?" What, we're into how fish do it? I dunno.
I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public. He strides ahead of her and she ignores him.
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MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen. "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?" What, we're into how fish do it? I dunno.
I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public. He strides ahead of her and she ignores him.
It's the Muslim way.
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Jan-02-11 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #21
24. Aha! They are going to have an anchor baby to try to keep President Obama from being deported!
I like to keep ahead of the next birther meme.
Well, smartass, at least she would be old enough to confer natural born citizenship status upon it's birth.
;)
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Nope, lard has its uses. Some Hungarian dishes just aren't the same without it.
More bounce on which to pounce! :rotf:
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More bounce on which to pounce! :rotf:
It's according to who's doing the pouncing. If one has gotten so big that someone has to pick up the pouncer and continuously drop them on the bouncee, then they've eaten to much lard.
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It's according to who's doing the pouncing. If one has gotten so big that someone has to pick up the pouncer and continuously drop them on the bouncee, then they've eaten to much lard.
A Catherine the Great style block and tackle adjacent to the connubial bed?
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MrMickeysMom's comment from page 1 was one of the most bizarre, stupidest statements I've ever seen. "Uncomfortable with mammalian sex?" What, we're into how fish do it? I dunno.
I've noticed that Barack and Michelle do not look at each other nor speak to each other in public. He strides ahead of her and she ignores him.
It's the Muslim way.
:ohsnap: :lol: