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Title: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: Chris_ on January 01, 2011, 11:40:47 AM

Long time tradition for the DUmp Monkees to attribute every weather event to AlGores invented from whole cloth GoreBull warming scam...

Lets look in on the action, shall we?

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malaise   (1000+ posts)           Fri Dec-31-10 01:02 PM
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What's up with all these tornadoes?
   

 
Stay safe DUers!!

Leads off the aptly named malaise...

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baldguy   (1000+ posts)           Fri Dec-31-10 01:05 PM
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1. What tornadoes?
   
The "scientists" say it's because of global warming, but global warming is a myth. Therefor, no tornadoes.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah, good one. That's some FUnny stuff right there. Clever.

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malaise   (1000+ posts)           Fri Dec-31-10 01:56 PM
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7. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah
   
Even the skeptical loonies should start worrying about all these tornadoes in winter

All right, we're on a roll now...

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AngryOldDem (1000+ posts)           Fri Dec-31-10 01:16 PM
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3. If I understood the Weather Channel expert...
   
Warming patterns are making the atmosphere more and more unstable this time of year in the Midwest. Illinois, I think, has never seen tornadoes this late in the year.

Never in my lifetime sonny, never been this bad.

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malaise   (1000+ posts)           Fri Dec-31-10 01:58 PM
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9. Scary
   
Weather patterns are changing everywhere.

She's got a good one going until somebody drops this turd into her bong water :whistling: (just feel the dreds tightening)

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Mark Maker (2 posts)           Fri Dec-31-10 01:39 PM
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5. Looks like a rerun of 1947
   
http://www.worldlingo.com/ma/enwiki/en/List_of_North_Am...


New Year's Eve tornado outbreak of 1947   December 31, 1947   Southern U.S.   -   20 fatalities, 256 injuries   (7 significant, 1 violent, 3 killer)

Year I was born and more importantly the year of the Roswell UFO Incident. Coincidence? I don't think so.

*eerie background music*

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malaise   (1000+ posts)           Fri Dec-31-10 01:57 PM
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8. Another great link from a DUer
   
Thanks. All the best for 2011 

Said through clenched teeth (did i detect a "you bastard" in there?) as she hammers the alert button.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x98089#98234

Title: Re: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: Texacon on January 01, 2011, 11:43:29 AM

 :lmao:

KC

Title: Re: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: thundley4 on January 01, 2011, 11:50:57 AM

According to a quick search of NOAA, Kentucky has been suffering from "glowbull warming" tornadoes since 1865.  :whistling:

http://www.crh.noaa.gov/lmk/?n=tornado_climatology_winter

I'm sure it's similar for other states in tornado alley.

Title: Re: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: jukin on January 01, 2011, 12:31:36 PM

In case anyone is wondering what global wormening can't do:

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A complete list of things caused by global warming

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

Title: Re: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: Randy on January 01, 2011, 01:49:30 PM

Oh I don't know. Severe storms are caused by cold air meeting warm air. Any bets the record cold air hitting the normal warm air may cause an outbreak of severe weather? Nawww it's gotta be the abnormally warm air hitting the abnormally warm air causing it....

It's just been so warm the last 20 years that we all as humans think that warm is cold and that explains why we think winters are more severe.  ::)

Title: Re: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: miskie on January 01, 2011, 03:41:33 PM

Whats up with these tornadoes ? Obviously, They are Bush's fault..   :-)

Title: Re: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on January 01, 2011, 04:20:42 PM

It's the Jooooooooos.

Title: Re: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: Freeper on January 01, 2011, 04:41:56 PM

Of course it's global warming climate change.
If there weren't any tornadoes that too would be, global warming climate change.
If the sun comes up in the morning it's global warming climate change.
If the sun sets at night it's global warming climate change.
If you stub your toe on the door way on your morning trip to the bathroom it's global warming climate change.

Title: Re: What's up with all these tornadoes?
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on January 01, 2011, 04:48:17 PM

Quote from: Freeper on January 01, 2011, 04:41:56 PM

Of course it's global warming climate change.
If there weren't any tornadoes that too would be, global warming climate change.
If the sun comes up in the morning it's global warming climate change.
If the sun sets at night it's global warming climate change.
If you stub your toe on the door way on your morning trip to the bathroom it's global warming climate change.

Yep. I love how about a year or so ago they dropped the "Global Warming" meme to change it into "Global Climate Change". Not unlike "terrorism" became "man-caused disaster".

Orwellian doublespeak Liberal dipshits.  :mental: