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Title: What four words to use
Post by: Airwolf on December 31, 2010, 04:54:34 PM

In honor of the New Year I have something for you all here at the cave. I found this on another site and I'm giving it a bit of a twist.

"What four words would you say if you and a friend of yours woke up in jail ".

"Officer He shot JR"

Now who's next?

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: DefiantSix on December 31, 2010, 05:21:18 PM

"Smithers; release the kracken."

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Chris_ on January 01, 2011, 04:20:10 AM

Bitchin! Coed cells, Hurrah!

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: RightCoast on January 01, 2011, 06:08:40 AM

"Dude! Get off me!"

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: longview on January 01, 2011, 10:59:27 AM

"We're innocent!  I think."

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: mamacags on January 01, 2011, 11:19:57 AM

Get in my belly!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Eupher on January 01, 2011, 12:27:44 PM

"Mister Jinks ain't happy."

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: NHSparky on January 01, 2011, 12:51:11 PM

Who plays daddy today?

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: DixieBelle on January 01, 2011, 01:45:44 PM

Oh No! Not again!!

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: mamacags on January 01, 2011, 02:56:18 PM

Must have been tequila.

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: IassaFTots on January 01, 2011, 04:13:19 PM

Quote from: mamacags on January 01, 2011, 02:56:18 PM

Must have been tequila.

I told you so.

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Eupher on January 01, 2011, 05:06:17 PM

Who's got the TP?

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 01, 2011, 06:44:40 PM

"Todo, this isn't Kansas."

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: NHSparky on January 02, 2011, 11:56:53 AM

You got bail money?

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Chris_ on January 02, 2011, 01:39:24 PM

Your turn for bail

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Eupher on January 02, 2011, 03:02:29 PM

"What's your lawyer's name?"

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2011, 04:21:24 PM

Hey! It's Bush's fault.

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Randy on January 03, 2011, 09:15:50 AM

Damn, it's Sunday already?

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 03, 2011, 09:32:49 AM

I don't like Bologna.

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Thor on January 03, 2011, 12:38:00 PM

"Good going, dumb ass"  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 03, 2011, 03:25:46 PM

It wasn't my fault.

I didn't do it.

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Rebel on January 03, 2011, 03:44:21 PM

"I shot the clerk."

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Randy on January 04, 2011, 07:10:39 AM

Quote from: Rebel on January 03, 2011, 03:44:21 PM

"I shot the clerk?!?"

"I SHOT THE CLERK??????!!!!"


then it gets read back your way :-)

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: njpines on January 04, 2011, 08:27:40 AM

Don't drop the soap!

Title: Re: What four words to use
Post by: Carl on January 04, 2011, 08:34:34 AM

It was worth it  :cheersmate: