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Title: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2010, 01:39:48 PM
The Proud2BlibKansan, the Die alte Sau primitive, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, is a hateful old bitch.

Now, franksolich does not say that lightly, as franksolich believes words should mean exactly what they mean, instead of as if human excrement smeared on walls, as inmates of insane asylums are known to do.

And primitives on Skins's island, too.

One is compelled to digress for a minute here; the word "hate" was never in franksolich's vocabulary until he started watching the primitives on Skins's island nearly ten years ago.

franksolich is outside the "mainstream" of popular contemporary culture, for obvious reasons--never influenced by television, radio, the movies, fan magazines, music, barroom chitterchatter--and after landing on Skins's island the first few times, was shocked at how much the primitives hated; they hated this, they hated that, they hated him, they hated her, they hated one thing, they hated another thing, they hated this thing.

Whoa.

Perhaps franksolich had too insular of an upbringing, where the word "hate" was used rarely, and applied only to things truly Evil--and to characteristics and conduct, not to people themselves.

When my fellow alum Skins said some years ago that he hated George Bush, franksolich knew, with a sinking feeling, that he was way out of the loop, when it comes to language and the popular culture.

My fellow alum may hate George Bush, but franksolich has always only ever mildly disliked the Unsmiling One, the Impeached One, and the Big Zero, along with other Dem politicos such as Vast Teddy, the Bostonian Billionaire, Walter Mundane, Michael Dukakis, Blarney Frankenstein, Tipsy O'Neill, Bela Pelosi, &c., &c., &c.

One suspects what Skins means by "hate," franksolich means by "mildly dislikes."

Thus has a most powerful word been devalued by too constant, too repetitious, too sloppy, of use.

When franksolich describes the Die alte Sau as "hateful," he means the word in the depth, the intensity, the passion, of its pre-devalued sense, when it meant something, rather than being as it is now, common ordinary run-of-the-mill idle lazy prattle.

Now, to call the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher "old" might seem stretching things a bit, as she's "only" 57 years old, and she appears to have weathered the decades well; not what one would call an aesthetic woman, but also not what one would call an unaesthetic woman.  Average-looking, although a bit more sharper and angular than most women on the down-side of middle age.

But her hate--again, in the old sense of the word, which means something--ages her; one imagines he is looking at a brittle, dried-out papier-mache doll, susceptible to shattering the first time life gives her a hard knock.  There are women 20, 30, 40, years older than Anne, having lived their lives without hate, who can absorb the roughest raps life gives them, and bounce back; not so the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive.

And finally there is the word "bitch."  Despite that he's met all sorts of women ranging from the good to the bad, from the beautiful to the ugly, from the pure to the grossly decadent, franksolich swears on the Head of St. John the Baptist that he has never in his life used a demeaning term to describe a woman, until now.  

The word "bitch," like "hate," means something to franksolich, and is not lightly, frivolously, used.

There is an old adage that only truly religious people can blaspheme; the same words coming out of the mouths of primitives and their ilk are just so much shit, and meaningless.  One recalls the sniveling drivel of the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive, during the Scamdal five and a half years ago, where "****" was every second or third word, rendering the quality of his discourse fit only for a septic-tank, if even that.

In real life, franksolich uses words such as "damn," "shit," "****," and "bitch," perhaps six or half a dozen times a year, and it causes a Great Discombobulation when he does.....because when franksolich uses any of these words, others know he really means something.

And so when franksolich describes the TOP DUmmie OF 2010 as a hateful old bitch, he really means something.  If there's any milk of human kindness in her, it's sour.

Given her widespread notoriety for hating, for telling tall tales, for venomously disparaging all that is good and decent in life and in people, there is no need to link to any of the Die alte Sau primitive's comments this year.  And besides, as someone pointed out in another thread here, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is not known for sudden bombastic outbursts, being the sort of understated primitive one has to observe for a long time before understanding what she really is.

Is there any hope for Anne?

I dunno, but probably through no human agency or pharmaceutical drug.

For the longest time, I gently suggested that the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive procure some of the pre-FDA Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints, to settle herself down.  

But morphine and other opiates and contaminants aren't enough to do the job.

franksolich is no medical professional--far from it--but franksolich has never been unobservant, and wonders about something.  To me, the Die alte Sau primitive's hatred, bitterness, anger, rage, and brittleness seems almost organic, physical in nature.  In other words, there's something wrong with her plumbing.

Perhaps inside the lower half of her body, those things that make the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher a woman are all messed up, tubes and veins and nerves and pipes running amok twisting and turning into detours and dead-ends, frustrating, obstructing, and distorting her ability to be a woman.

Birth-defects or something like that, messing her up on the inside.

franksolich has known bitter, mean, spiteful women like Anne, for whom drugs had provided no remedies, but for whom a surgeon, snipping here, rearranging there, tying together that, remodeling this, wrought miracles, changing them into the rational, clear-thinking, considerate, women they had been meant to be.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2010, 01:57:45 PM
While I'm not at all enthusiastic about Proud2BDUmb Anne ascending to the Top DUmmy throne, I think coach's profile of her is one of the most descriptive and accurate pieces I've seen in a long time. We should keep an eye on that blog with postings from the Plagiarising DUmmy Pitt. I expect some of coach's elegant prose to show up there any day.

And it would be a beautiful thing to hear the reaction of Proud2BDUmb Anne to coach's description of her character. She may quibble about some fine point, like maybe some insignificant part of her plumbing has been closely examined and found within normal parameters, but her record in archives here and at the DUmp would prevent any substantial objection.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2010, 03:29:31 PM
But morphine and other opiates and contaminants aren't enough to do the job.

A .45 ACP will do the trick.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: franksolich on December 31, 2010, 04:45:02 PM
A .45 ACP will do the trick.

Actually, I've always noticed how small physical deformities affect character.

It's surprising what a good dental cleaning-and-repairing job will do for people.

It is a wonder to see, which is why I've never been reluctant to extend a loan or a "gift" to someone to get it done.

If that sort of thing has such a powerful impact, imagine what invisible (interior) physical deformities do to people.





Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 31, 2010, 05:19:18 PM
This placement doesn't surprise me at all, althought the #2 winner did. Btw, I really like the fact that you talk about yourself in the thrid person in these title threads.

I think her being a still active public school teacher was the straw here - frontal lobotomy?
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Ballygrl on December 31, 2010, 05:38:23 PM
The only good thing about this is the fact that she lives in a red state.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Doc Savage on December 31, 2010, 06:19:02 PM
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Tucker on December 31, 2010, 06:19:22 PM
I can relate to your feelings of hate toward the primitives. I too feel a strong dislike(hatred) toward them. I never thought that I would feel so strongly about a collective group of people that I've never met. Oh well. That's another screed.

Mrs Pritchett is the top Banana.

This is one Dumbass that I wouldn't mind see getting TS'd. I cannot think of one redeeming trait that would make her worthy of any showing of affection or emotion while she is on her death bed.

In her zeal to promote legalized abortion, she has advocated for the killing of thousands of unborn babies. Anne. You will have to answer for that. George R. Tiller is saving a seat for you. It's cozy warm.

Anne Pritchett. Be advised. We bestow this title on you not as a act of prestige and honor. We award you this title as the most disgusting,  despicable person we have had the displeasure of coming into contact in all of 2010.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Tucker on December 31, 2010, 06:21:21 PM
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"

And 2009.

Don't forget greenbriar. AKA Pam Dawson, who has cancer.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: DefiantSix on December 31, 2010, 06:28:57 PM
This is one Dumbass that I wouldn't mind see getting TS'd. I cannot think of one redeeming trait that would make her worthy of any showing of affection or emotion while she is on her death bed.

As I was saying about the DUmbshit WilliamPitt earlier today, primitives like these are the poster children for why the DLC pays Skinner to keep em' penned up on the Island.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: NHSparky on December 31, 2010, 06:31:16 PM
Frank, et al, I say this again--it's not so much what she's done over the course of this year, although her screeds are in many ways a damming indictment of the liberal mindset.  I would submit that her placement at the top of the throne is more to the fact that she has done what she has like so many have before for so long.  And like previous "classic" DUmmies, like Pam, TiT, and so on, I foresee her doing as so many other top-tier primitives have done before--flaming out in a spectacular fashion, either never to return, or do so on a much subdued scale.

As with all who live too fast, too far out of their element, eventually, something's just gotta give.  She'll say something so far out that even the denizens of the DUmp won't be able to let it slide, ala TiT and the Pittstain, and end up where so many of her cohorts have ended up, in the virtual graveyard, banned from their little musty corner of the Internetz far before they should have gone.  Oh, their physical beings might go on, but their virtual ones, their souls, their essences, will be hollow shells in the vapor, ghosts in the machine, as it were.

And as their virtual beings are exposed for the hollow wastes they are, so shall their physical apparitions.  Sadly, we all know people like this, and pity them, but don't--most of their pain and suffering is self-imposed.

So, Anne, as earlier stated by others, you're #1, but it's not a list on which you should aspire to reside.  Don't gloat, don't cheer, don't think that simply because we reside on the opposite side of the political spectrum as you that this is somehow a badge of honor for you to wear.  You have this bestowed upon you because you are a vile, hateful, vindictive, venal, base, petty little woman, and those you touch are worse for it.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: thundley4 on December 31, 2010, 06:36:36 PM
And 2009.

Don't forget greenbriar. AKA Pam Dawson, who has cancer.

What? when did this happen?   :whatever:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Ballygrl on December 31, 2010, 06:37:44 PM
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"

:lmao:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: DefiantSix on December 31, 2010, 06:38:01 PM
What? when did this happen?   :whatever:

About the same time we found out that Bobo the Hobo was homeless.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2010, 06:45:33 PM
I noticed that Proud2BlibKansan was featured here a lot in 2010.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 31, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
I have to agree with you. She is the poster child for the psychotic nature of DU.
Hate infects everything they do, build, or say. Its no wonder most primitives live on psychiatric drugs. They have no outlet for the hate that constantly builds up in them. This hate drives a wedge between them and all other human interaction: they have separated from their own families, their friends, even been fired from work because of the hate that so defines progressives today. In the end the hate will kill them before their time. The human body isn't made to contain this much hate.

Further they project that hate upon everyone else. Primitives cannot comprehend that conservatives do not lie awake at knight gritting our teeth, seething in impotent rage. Like Frank said, We may dislike Obama and Pelosi and we may work to defeat them. but such all encompassing hate is simply not a part of conservative life. Of course they are blind to that, they define any disagreement/competition as a hate crime.

The objects of progressive hate is very instructive. They hate those who disagree, especially those who disagree in public. They cannot tolerate any competition in the area of ideas. They hate those who succeed. They hate all the little people who will not do as they are told. They hate free speech and will use every opportunity to squash it. But most informative of all is the hatred they have to people of faith, Christians and Jews.  

Its not that progressives are atheists. No. They have a god, and its government. The democrat heaven is one where the all caring govt gives them all they need and more. Christians and Jews are threats because we won't fall and worship this new socialist god. Further we teach others terrible things like right and wrong, homosexuality is a sin, that bad people go to hell. Christians and Jews will not instantly obey all socialist dictates. We shine the light of truth upon liberal evil. That's why they hate us.

Its great to laugh at DU, but this hateful bitch demonstrates why we watch them. DU is a haven for evil. We've already see the violence, its only a matter of time before one of them kills somebody.

Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Carl on December 31, 2010, 07:02:02 PM
Everyone has their own criteria for DUmmy of the year and as I explained before the vileness and worthlessness of this useless piece of putrid shit qualifies her as a symbol for everything wrong liberalism has inflicted on this country.

I hope you post this at FR which has for better or worse a much larger audience then here so folks living in areas that are paying taxes to support her can see what they are getting for their money.

Anne of the Pritchetts...middle aged bitter harpy,parasite of the public dollar and DUmmy of the year.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Randy on December 31, 2010, 07:07:12 PM
And 2009.

Don't forget greenbriar. AKA Pam Dawson, who has cancer.

Nooooo she's got the shits. She just wishes it was cancer.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Chris_ on December 31, 2010, 07:08:52 PM
Must have eaten at Golden Corral.

That always happens to me when I go there.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: formerlurker on December 31, 2010, 07:16:30 PM
Quote
If there's any milk of human kindness in her, it's sour.

Love this line Frank, and I am going to steal it. 

I have to say that I was hoping it was this wretched poor excuse for a human being who won this honor this year.   No one is more deserving in my eyes.

Nice summary Frank, and honorable mention to Sparky for his commentary.   




Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: formerlurker on December 31, 2010, 07:17:45 PM
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"

 :rotf:

Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: NHSparky on December 31, 2010, 07:20:18 PM
Must have eaten at Golden Corral.

That always happens to me when I go there.

Even the rolls?  That was the only reason I ever went there.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Chris_ on December 31, 2010, 07:23:36 PM
I honestly don't remember.  Maybe it was the pot roast that did me in.  It's all a hazy memory of pain and cramps.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2010, 07:24:19 PM
Both 2009 and 2010 Top DUmmies are Kansans. Wichita is home of the 2009 DUmmy Of The Year, Pam Dawson, who loudly and proudly claims to be a "chemo" patient, but for some non-malignant gut malady.

This year's Top DUmmy lives in Kansas City.

Both DUmmies personify organized labor in the classroom.

It's strange. Kansas is, in the main, a decent and civilized state. No less strange is the number of raving moonbat lunatics from Nebraska.

Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Ballygrl on December 31, 2010, 07:43:38 PM
Further they project that hate upon everyone else. Primitives cannot comprehend that conservatives do not lie awake at knight gritting our teeth, seething in impotent rage. Like Frank said, We may dislike Obama and Pelosi and we may work to defeat them. but such all encompassing hate is simply not a part of conservative life. Of course they are blind to that, they define any disagreement/competition as a hate crime.

The objects of progressive hate is very instructive. They hate those who disagree, especially those who disagree in public. They cannot tolerate any competition in the area of ideas. They hate those who succeed. They hate all the little people who will not do as they are told. They hate free speech and will use every opportunity to squash it. But most informative of all is the hatred they have to people of faith, Christians and Jews.

:clap:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2010, 09:34:01 PM
DUmmy p2BDUmb Anne has been posting like mad all day in celebration of her victory. But it's humiliating for her Top DUmmy supporters, because every post all day has been copy-paste bullshit like the numbskull DUmmy kpete. Not a single original word from p2BDUmb Anne herownself.

I know DUmmy greenbriar, I've laughed at DUmmy greenbriar, and DUmmy p2BDUmb Anne is no DUmmy greenbriar.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 01, 2011, 05:33:28 AM
I have to agree with you. She is the poster child for the psychotic nature of DU.
Hate infects everything they do, build, or say. Its no wonder most primitives live on psychiatric drugs. They have no outlet for the hate that constantly builds up in them. This hate drives a wedge between them and all other human interaction: they have separated from their own families, their friends, even been fired from work because of the hate that so defines progressives today. In the end the hate will kill them before their time. The human body isn't made to contain this much hate.

Further they project that hate upon everyone else. Primitives cannot comprehend that conservatives do not lie awake at knight gritting our teeth, seething in impotent rage. Like Frank said, We may dislike Obama and Pelosi and we may work to defeat them. but such all encompassing hate is simply not a part of conservative life. Of course they are blind to that, they define any disagreement/competition as a hate crime.

The objects of progressive hate is very instructive. They hate those who disagree, especially those who disagree in public. They cannot tolerate any competition in the area of ideas. They hate those who succeed. They hate all the little people who will not do as they are told. They hate free speech and will use every opportunity to squash it. But most informative of all is the hatred they have to people of faith, Christians and Jews.  

Its not that progressives are atheists. No. They have a god, and its government. The democrat heaven is one where the all caring govt gives them all they need and more. Christians and Jews are threats because we won't fall and worship this new socialist god. Further we teach others terrible things like right and wrong, homosexuality is a sin, that bad people go to hell. Christians and Jews will not instantly obey all socialist dictates. We shine the light of truth upon liberal evil. That's why they hate us.

Its great to laugh at DU, but this hateful bitch demonstrates why we watch them. DU is a haven for evil. We've already see the violence, its only a matter of time before one of them kills somebody.



:clap: :clap: :clap:

And a very respectful H5 given.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2011, 06:28:35 AM
I know DUmmy greenbriar, I've laughed at DUmmy greenbriar, and DUmmy p2BDUmb Anne is no DUmmy greenbriar.

Thank God for that; the greenbriar primitive is at least human; a very fallible and messed-up human to be sure, but human.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: MrsSmith on January 01, 2011, 07:47:58 AM
Both 2009 and 2010 Top DUmmies are Kansans. Wichita is home of the 2009 DUmmy Of The Year, Pam Dawson, who loudly and proudly claims to be a "chemo" patient, but for some non-malignant gut malady.

This year's Top DUmmy lives in Kansas City.

Both DUmmies personify organized labor in the classroom.

It's strange. Kansas is, in the main, a decent and civilized state. No less strange is the number of raving moonbat lunatics from Nebraska.


Kansas has colleges...therefore, leftist whackos.  Seriously.  The Dim votes in Kansas are concentrated around our colleges and universities.  Out in the real world, the vast majority are decent, hard-working conservatives.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2011, 07:51:36 AM
Kansas has colleges...therefore, leftist whackos.  Seriously.  The Dim votes in Kansas are concentrated around our colleges and universities.  Out in the real world, the vast majority are decent, hard-working conservatives.

We know that, madam; we're all well aware of all the wonderful people in Kansas, and may they multiply!

By the way, with congressional redistricting this year in Nebraska (we kept all three House seats, but the boundaries of the districts have to be adjusted), the pink congressional district (Lincoln) is about to become darker, what with the addition of western Omaha to that district, thus diluting the academic blue.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: MrsSmith on January 01, 2011, 08:08:57 AM
We know that, madam; we're all well aware of all the wonderful people in Kansas, and may they multiply!

By the way, with congressional redistricting this year in Nebraska (we kept all three House seats, but the boundaries of the districts have to be adjusted), the pink congressional district (Lincoln) is about to become darker, what with the addition of western Omaha to that district, thus diluting the academic blue.
Good for Nebraska! 

And I must say, I totally enjoyed your OP.  You nailed it!
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: franksolich on January 01, 2011, 08:41:42 AM
And I must say, I totally enjoyed your OP.  You nailed it!

I wasn't sure how to handle it, madam.

Just prior to writing that, I had been out rescuing cattle from the wind and the snow.

My original plans had been to write just the usual standard run-of-the-mill announcement, linking to the Die alte Sau comments during 2010, but as has been pointed out, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is not known for making big splashes; only a constant ripple--and so nothing Anne said this year really stood out.

When I got back home, all cold and tired and worn out, and was a couple of hours overdue in writing the announcement, I went into a "stream of random consciousness" state--and I'm sure it shows--thinking about what the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive means to me.

(I was enormously gratified to find out since, that she means pretty much the same to others, as she does to me.)

I was already pretty much enured to the stupidities and cruelties on Skins's island the first time I met the Die alte Sau--I had lost the ability to be shocked by anything, in other words--but the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher stunned me, by her hate, her rage, her vindictiveness.

Whoa.  Here was hate, rage, and vindictiveness carried to a much lower depth.

And that was just from reading the first comment of hers, that I read.

This is one mean woman.

Compared with the first-tier primitives, the second-tier primitives, the third-tier primitives, the unterprimitiven, the abbandonado primitives, and the les risibles primitives--and that runs the whole gamut of Skins's island--well, all these other primitives are paragons of niceness, tolerance, and acceptance, compared with this year's top primitive.  Even last year's top primitive, the greenbriar primitive, is wonderfully human, compared with this bitter old harridan.

This is one mean woman, one really mean woman.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: zeitgeist on January 01, 2011, 03:03:31 PM
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"


Would you be kind enough to provide a picture.  Please??  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: Airwolf on January 02, 2011, 01:57:42 AM
So she's a mean,hatefull spitefull old bitch then?
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: DefiantSix on January 02, 2011, 10:51:17 AM
So she's a mean,hatefull spitefull old bitch then?

They even wrote a song about it:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKMJgW-f6kI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2011, 12:20:10 PM
So she's a mean,hatefull spitefull old bitch then?

And that's the nicest that can be said about her.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: Chris_ on January 02, 2011, 12:47:37 PM
Just prior to writing that, I had been out rescuing cattle from the wind and the snow.

My original plans had been to write just the usual standard run-of-the-mill announcement, linking to the Die alte Sau comments during 2010, but as has been pointed out, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is not known for making big splashes; only a constant ripple--and so nothing Anne said this year really stood out.

When I got back home, all cold and tired and worn out, and was a couple of hours overdue in writing the announcement, I went into a "stream of random consciousness" state--and I'm sure it shows--thinking about what the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive means to me.

I enjoyed this review more than the others.  It's one final chance before the new year to bash the DUmmies, to call them out.  The standard list-of-things-that-have-been-said is helpful, but a more personal 'reaming' of said primitive is always more enjoyable than a dry recitation of past events.  Not that the hateful old bitch didn't leave enough material to work with.

Outstanding job.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 02, 2011, 02:43:03 PM
I wasn't sure how to handle it, madam.

Just prior to writing that, I had been out rescuing cattle from the wind and the snow.....

When I got back home, all cold and tired and worn out, .......

I see Rowdy Yates, bundled in a long white duster, wide-brimmed Stetson pulled down tight, a skinny cheroot clenched in his teeth, carrying calves to safety from the howling Nebraska blizzard. Then logging on and bashing the hell out of DUmbasses. Versatile man, that coach.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: NHSparky on January 02, 2011, 07:06:19 PM
Quote
the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is not known for making big splashes; only a constant ripple--and so nothing Anne said this year really stood out.

Keep in mind, coach, that the Christmas tsunami of 2004 was only 2 feet high in open ocean.  Only when close to shore and innocent lives did the true destructive nature of the tsunami reveal itself in all its ugly horror.

I liken the primitives to that force of nature--seemingly innocuous on the surface, but the hatred and destruction they would wield goes far, far deeper than any of us can see or even comprehend until it is upon us, and by then it's too late.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: Karin on January 03, 2011, 07:26:11 AM
Back when I was a naive noobie on CC, P2B was one of the first DUmmies I encountered.  She was part of my education when she shocked me by posting:  "Take your ****ing merit pay and shove it up your ass!"  Which railed against pay for performance in the classroom.  Working under PFP principles my entire working life, I was perplexed.  It's been an enlightening experience. 

Another memory is seeing a photo of her burn George W Bush in effigy.  Then claiming online that she would never do such a radical, despicable thing, seeing as she's a respectable school teacher. 
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: Odin's Hand on January 04, 2011, 10:07:43 AM
I have voted for her in the past, but not this year. She had a sub-par performance in 2010, IMO.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: LilyB on January 05, 2011, 09:33:56 AM
I still think the BOG would have been a better choice. 

Sigh. :(
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 12:29:22 PM
Yeah for Kansas.  I am going to put up a sign in the Wichita city limits saying "Home of DUmmie of the year 2010"

Oh lordie, what a great idea!!! How about right under the "Welcome to Kansas" sign on the border of every highway comin' into the state!

Damn, wish I still lived there! I would make it my purpose in life!!!! Hey, I ain't doin' much now anyway!

How many members do we have in KS? Maybe we could start a CCAC! ConservativeCaveActionCommitteeâ„¢! hehehe!
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 05, 2011, 12:36:23 PM
I wasn't sure how to handle it, madam.

Just prior to writing that, I had been out rescuing cattle from the wind and the snow.

My original plans had been to write just the usual standard run-of-the-mill announcement, linking to the Die alte Sau comments during 2010, but as has been pointed out, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher is not known for making big splashes; only a constant ripple--and so nothing Anne said this year really stood out.

When I got back home, all cold and tired and worn out, and was a couple of hours overdue in writing the announcement, I went into a "stream of random consciousness" state--and I'm sure it shows--thinking about what the "Proud2BlibKansan" primitive means to me.

(I was enormously gratified to find out since, that she means pretty much the same to others, as she does to me.)

I was already pretty much enured to the stupidities and cruelties on Skins's island the first time I met the Die alte Sau--I had lost the ability to be shocked by anything, in other words--but the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher stunned me, by her hate, her rage, her vindictiveness.

Whoa.  Here was hate, rage, and vindictiveness carried to a much lower depth.

And that was just from reading the first comment of hers, that I read.

This is one mean woman.

Compared with the first-tier primitives, the second-tier primitives, the third-tier primitives, the unterprimitiven, the abbandonado primitives, and the les risibles primitives--and that runs the whole gamut of Skins's island--well, all these other primitives are paragons of niceness, tolerance, and acceptance, compared with this year's top primitive.  Even last year's top primitive, the greenbriar primitive, is wonderfully human, compared with this bitter old harridan.

This is one mean woman, one really mean woman.

Reminds me of my mother before she was "Born Again", bless her heart! Thank the Good Lord she finally saw the error of her ways! She was hell growin' up with and I have the scars to prove it!
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: Karin on January 06, 2011, 08:40:51 AM
Guess who got a Republican in the mid-terms? 

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proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jan-06-11 12:55 AM
Response to Reply #3
6. I'd take my blue dog back in a heartbeat
 over the asswipe who took his seat.

In a heartbeat.

My blue dog voted for health care reform. The asswipe thinks it's a priority to repeal it. 
:lmao:
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: Randy on January 06, 2011, 09:02:45 AM
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proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jan-06-11 12:55 AM
Response to Reply #3
6. I'd take my blue dog back in a heartbeat
 over the asswipe who took his seat.

In a heartbeat.

My blue dog voted for health care reform. The asswipe thinks it's a priority to repeal it.
 

The asswipe is 100% correct. It is a priority. I bet money even the blue dog knew it, and would vote the same after he'd passed it and figured out what was in it like his Speaker told him to do.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 07, 2011, 12:11:01 AM
She really must live in Kansas City, KS - her new Congressman has got to be that Kevin Yoder guy. The previous representative had held the seat for about 10 years and retired (probably because of his hcr vote) and his wiife ran for the open seat and lost by more than 20 points. KS-3.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: franksolich on January 25, 2011, 07:58:27 PM
You know, today (January 25) died one of the terrors of my childhood, a woman when I was a little lad who was very much like the Die alte Sau, a hate-filled old bitch.

She wasn't old when I was little, though.

I disremember what sort of job she had in our town; but as no man would dare go near her, being an adult and single, she had to work at something.

A bitter hate-filled bitch; hated everybody, didn't get along with anybody.

My parents always explained there was something "wrong" with her, and that while physicians were trying to treat it with mood-altering pharmaceuticals and the like, it probably wasn't going to work.

My father one time speculated that if she had an operation, it would change her considerably.

I never gave her much thought, until one time when I went back to town while in college, to see my younger brother.  I saw this strange woman, and asked my younger brother who it was.

She was actually rather attractive, although in her mid-40s by then; smiling, beaming, getting along with everybody.....and married.

My younger brother said she was the (former) hate-filled old bitch.

I was floored.

"She had an operation," he said; "they found all sorts of things in disarray with her feminine parts, and put them back into order."

Whoa.  What a big change a few little snips and tucks with a scalpel had wrought.

Apparently having had the operation, she changed drastically, and was by then happily married to a man who thought her the best thing in the world.

Now a normal woman, she radiated kindliness and love wherever she went; became prominent in a local church and changed from a (D) to an (R); absolutely loved Ronald Reagan, and George Bush even more.

Her husband died a very long time ago, leaving her a wealthy widow, and she spent the rest of her life emitting magnamity and compassion from every pore, especially for poor children.

What a big change a few little snips and tucks with a scalpel had wrought.
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 25, 2011, 08:52:05 PM
You suggestin' somethin' there Coach? hehe!
Title: Re: Top DUmmie [primitive] of 2010: Proud2BlibKansan
Post by: Skul on March 30, 2011, 07:28:01 PM
 :lol: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: