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Title: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08 xultar
Post by: franksolich on December 28, 2010, 10:50:11 AM
Surely on the days following the Republican mid-term landslide--the third-largest Republican non-presidential landslide in all of American history--no primitive made a bigger splash than the xultar primitive, and it's remarkable that she didn't skyrocket to some place higher than mere eighth.

Perhaps the xultar primitive missed some votes because not all saw this classic rant:

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-04-10 02:25 PM
Original message

I hsve to confess that I have a very deep dark hatred for conservatives right now

I'm past angry...WTF comes after that I don't know.

But I hate them.

I HATE them

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THEM!

I have a burning...nagging hate + Anger x 10 thing going on. I don't feel right. I don't feel normal like I did before, I feel different. I don't like this new feeling. It is impacting my dreams and how I view republicans and teabaggers.

When I think of them I see them as different than us...like when I see them and they have a pet I wonder if they love their pets as much as we love our pets. I can't see how they can be as racist and evil as they are and still love pets. I'm trying hard to get over this but the more they lie and shit on Obama the more I hate them. The more I HATE them.

The fact that they are concentrating on removing Obama instead of jobs for the people they represent is ****ing nutz. Not so nutz if you think about it is because if they get jobs then Obama will stay in office. So it seems that the ****ing republicans are going to make things get worse on purpose just so they can bring down a black man. Those ****ers are willing to let MILLIONS suffer just to bring down ONE black man.

That is some EVIL shit. What is funny though is that the idiots who voted for those ****ing cons...did it so they could get jobs. They didn't ****ing know that the GOP = the corporations and the corporations want tax breaks and the only way they will get the tax breaks is to **** with OBama and the only way to **** with Obama is to hold back the ****ing JOBS!!!!!!

They are inflicted with amnesia and ignorance to the nth degree.

I am steaming with the thoughts of this in my head. It is making me bitter and hateful and I hate it. I hate them.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50764.0

Actually, the above's xultar in a nutshell; she's always that way, a drunken old angry black woman.

the xultar primitive sympathizes for fat airline passengers having to use the bathroom:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38793.0

the xultar primitive whines about racism in terrorism:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40868.0

the xultar primitive preaches a parable:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46696.0

the xultar primitive loses her job:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,41410.0

the xultar primitive re-applies for her old job:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42293.0

the xultar primitive has a panic attack:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42739.0

the xultar primitive is drunk:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47476.0

the xultar primitive hopes the racist laid there for hours and hours:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47897.0

the xultar primitive is being honest:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,49528.0

the xultar primitive shuts down a tea party patriot:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50505.0

the xultar primitive asks permission to be drunk:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50735.0

the xultar primitive is drunk again:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51851.0
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Rebel on December 28, 2010, 11:05:35 AM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-04-10 02:25 PM

Those ****ers are willing to let MILLIONS suffer just to bring down ONE black man.

Yeah, you're right. Had Hillary, Biden, or any of those other moonbats been elected we'd have been ecstatic and would have remained silent while all this shit was passed by fiat.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 28, 2010, 11:20:32 AM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-04-10 02:25 PM
Original message

I am steaming with the thoughts of this in my head. It is making me bitter and hateful and I hate it. I hate them.
Unfortunately, the xultar primitive hasn't the slightest conception of hate...

The xultar primitive moves through this world completely unaware of her belief that what she sees exists only to benefit her; she bemoans the ascendency of those of us who know otherwise, and thinks that her reaction to our having asserted ourselves is hatred, when it is, indeed, a creeping fear that all she believes to be true is not so. She is mistaking this fear for hate.

Were I given the privilege of addressing the xultar primitive in person, even for just a scant moment, I would teach her the meaning of the word "hate," just as I would be obliged to do so for anyone daring to look down their nose at me for denying them that which I had earned to support my family.

In my darkest of fantasies, I envision happening upon the xultar primitive in my home one night, rifling through my possessions, or perhaps at my laptop perusing my accounts, deciding with impunity what portion of my earnings rightfully belong to her.

At which point I begin to teach her the error of her ways...

The xultar primitive believes she knows the meaning of pain, having endured her years of oppression at the hands of people she percieves as her inferiors. The xultar primitive, like most of the residents of the Island, suffer under the delusion that were it not for us, they wouldn't suffer so.

The xultar primitive is so gravely mistaken, that she will find herself laying on the floor of my study in a pool of her own blood, covered in offal, and not have the slightest clue that it is her own.

The xultar primitive, should she ever find herself in such a predicament, will leave this world screaming, but not in pain, but in the realization that Exodus 21:23 wasn't just some ancient Jewish scribbling.

Such will be the fate of the xultar primitive, should she continue in her misguided crusade of theft and self-righteous murder fantasies.

The unimaginable bitch hasn't a clue that killing is far more satisfying when one is defending one's family and property (and therefore perfectly legal), rather than because some half-witted Mocha Messiah goaded you into believing another's plasma TV somehow renders their existence null and void.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: IassaFTots on December 28, 2010, 11:53:06 AM
Fwaso for Being!!!!!!

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Xultar, your loser-ness is so impressive!  Go Git yourself a Grey Goose now, ya heah?

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xultar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Fri Aug-13-10 12:45 AM
Response to Original message

21. I know u guys think I'm some right won palnt and shit. I see you. ****that shit if you can't see me as a fucling liberal your shit is broken. Fucl that.

I see you.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 28, 2010, 11:59:35 AM
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xultar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Fri Aug-13-10 12:45 AM
Response to Original message

21. I know u guys think I'm some right won palnt and shit. I see you. ****that shit if you can't see me as a fucling liberal your shit is broken. Fucl that.

:wtf2:

I have no clue what he/she/it is saying.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: IassaFTots on December 28, 2010, 12:05:09 PM
:wtf2:

I have no clue what he/she/it is saying.

I believe, way back then, we thought she thought that DU thought she was a right wing plant and all that.  I think it was that third martini. 
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 28, 2010, 12:05:51 PM
I believe, way back then, we thought she thought that DU thought she was a right wing plant and all that.  I think it was that tenth martini. 

Fixed.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 28, 2010, 12:19:16 PM
She's a lovely drunk, isn't she?   

 :couch:
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 28, 2010, 01:44:48 PM
Well, I'm surprised she didn't say she hates WHITE conservatives, but then again in her fuzzy little brain it probably isn't possible for there to be a real Black or Hispanic one.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Karin on December 28, 2010, 01:56:06 PM
And I especially like this touch:

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I hsve to confess that

Just by missing the "a" by a hair, and hitting "s" you get the drunken slur when reading her posts.  Stinky does that too, sometimes.  Same effect with fucling, just missing the "k." 
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Chris_ on December 28, 2010, 02:01:27 PM
I nocticed that too.  It adds a little ambience to the whole thing.  You can almost feel the room spinning around while you read that.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: IassaFTots on December 28, 2010, 02:05:31 PM
And I especially like this touch:

Just by missing the "a" by a hair, and hitting "s" you get the drunken slur when reading her posts.  Stinky does that too, sometimes.  Same effect with fucling, just missing the "k." 

Exactly.  Like this goody.  It cracks me up.  :lmao:

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The ****er o. Front of me is recling his seat. Why the fucl we have not left the ground. republican.
 I hate republicans
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 28, 2010, 02:18:01 PM
I nocticed that too.  It adds a little ambience to the whole thing.  You can almost feel the room spinning around while you read that.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 28, 2010, 02:18:49 PM
Exactly.  Like this goody.  It cracks me up.  :lmao:

I'm not sure it's intoxication. It could just be the ebonics method of typing.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 28, 2010, 02:19:35 PM
Were I someone else, I might remark that the most fulfilling kills are alcoholics in their cups...

Alcoholics are less inclined to realize the predicament they're in. The thinner, slower blood flow allows for an infinite number of cuts that wouldn't be possible, were the victim sober and more sensitive to the damage being done to their body.

Countless hours have I found myself awake at night, downright giddy at the idea of finding a drunken thief in my house, and the myriad possibilities afforded to me as a result!

And the idea that somehow, they believe themselves JUSTIFIED in their theft of my property??? As though the President of the United States HIMSELF told them they could enter my house and help themselves?!?!?!?

My God, I'm tumescent just thinking about it...
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: DefiantSix on December 28, 2010, 02:21:09 PM
I'm not sure it's intoxication. It could just be the ebonics method of typing.
Back when my best friend's kids were in school, they called it "whole language" learning.  It produces the same effect as ebonics, but is much more politically correct to say.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 28, 2010, 02:41:03 PM
Happy to see she made the top ten, though I'm a little surprised to hear she's that old. Do you guys know she's black?
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 28, 2010, 02:55:02 PM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-04-10 02:25 PM
Original message
I hsve to confess that I have a very deep dark hatred for conservatives right now

I'm past angry...WTF comes after that I don't know.
But I hate them.

I HATE them
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THEM!
I sense a little indecision. I'd still send her campaign literature and NRA flyers.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Boudicca on December 28, 2010, 03:02:36 PM
Yeah, you're right. Had Hillary, Biden, or any of those other moonbats been elected we'd have been ecstatic and would have remained silent while all this shit was passed by fiat.   :whatever:

Of course.  We Luv, Luv, Luv White moonbats. :???:
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Ballygrl on December 28, 2010, 03:12:04 PM
I never really found her interesting at all, even her drunk postings lack humor.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: DefiantSix on December 28, 2010, 03:15:54 PM
I never really found her interesting at all, even her drunk postings lack humor.

This is a condition common to 99% of DUmp denizens, and those IRL who would fit right in with the DUmp Monkeys.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: Tucker on December 28, 2010, 04:51:12 PM
Her rage is alcohol induced.

There is nothing more pathetic than an old black woman who's a sot.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: BattleHymn on December 28, 2010, 05:28:44 PM
Unfortunately, the xultar primitive hasn't the slightest conception of hate...

The xultar primitive moves through this world completely unaware of her belief that what she sees exists only to benefit her; she bemoans the ascendency of those of us who know otherwise, and thinks that her reaction to our having asserted ourselves is hatred, when it is, indeed, a creeping fear that all she believes to be true is not so. She is mistaking this fear for hate.

Were I given the privilege of addressing the xultar primitive in person, even for just a scant moment, I would teach her the meaning of the word "hate," just as I would be obliged to do so for anyone daring to look down their nose at me for denying them that which I had earned to support my family.

In my darkest of fantasies, I envision happening upon the xultar primitive in my home one night, rifling through my possessions, or perhaps at my laptop perusing my accounts, deciding with impunity what portion of my earnings rightfully belong to her.

At which point I begin to teach her the error of her ways...

The xultar primitive believes she knows the meaning of pain, having endured her years of oppression at the hands of people she percieves as her inferiors. The xultar primitive, like most of the residents of the Island, suffer under the delusion that were it not for us, they wouldn't suffer so.

The xultar primitive is so gravely mistaken, that she will find herself laying on the floor of my study in a pool of her own blood, covered in offal, and not have the slightest clue that it is her own.

The xultar primitive, should she ever find herself in such a predicament, will leave this world screaming, but not in pain, but in the realization that Exodus 21:23 wasn't just some ancient Jewish scribbling.

Such will be the fate of the xultar primitive, should she continue in her misguided crusade of theft and self-righteous murder fantasies.

The unimaginable bitch hasn't a clue that killing is far more satisfying when one is defending one's family and property (and therefore perfectly legal), rather than because some half-witted Mocha Messiah goaded you into believing another's plasma TV somehow renders their existence null and void.

Man, I missed your posts while you were gone.   :cheersmate: :rocker:

I was hoping for higher, but it looks like xultar was even too damn stupid to get herself above #8.
Title: Re: Top DUmmies of 2010: #08
Post by: IassaFTots on December 28, 2010, 08:32:06 PM
Man, I missed your posts while you were gone.   :cheersmate: :rocker:

I was hoping for higher, but it looks like xultar was even too damn stupid to get herself above #8.

Yeah me too....Missed HNC, and was rooting for xultar.  But hey!  8 ain't bad for a noob.