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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: franksolich on December 27, 2010, 06:50:37 PM
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Oops, someone slipped, from fourth place last year.
However, that's not because the undergroundpanther primitive, the subway cat, got any more sane or lucid, but simply because the subway cat wasn't as vociferous in 2010, as she'd been other times.
The subway cat surely needs no introduction, but franksolich would appreciate it greatly if someone posted a link to her web-site, as he doesn't have it himself. She's a sight to behold, a sight to make the eyes pop out in wonder (and disgust), a sight to make eyes sore.
The subway cat lives in an affluent suburb of Baltimore, in a home owned by her mother. Her mother doesn't live there, living instead somewhere else, having been scared out of that palatial habitation by the company her daughter was bringing home. The subway cat is female, in her mid-forties, rather stout, and has been institutionalized from time to time. A heavy user of pharmaceuticals.
The subway cat wishes to be made a male, and social services of Maryland kindly started the job for her, but had to quit when halfway done, for lack of money in the state budget.
The above vital statistics provided by the subway cat herself.
This is not in chronological order, this particular thread (it belongs near the end, not at the beginning), but it's such a jewel of a thread it needs prominently placed--the subway cat finds her military career slipping away:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52799.0
Now, getting back on track with the subway cat through 2010.
the subway cat opposes drug tests for welfare recipients:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,39280.0
the subway cat thinks about mental illness:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40252.0
the subway cat admits she's nuts; gets chummy with the bobbling primitive:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40950.0
the subway cat causes a ruckus:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,41722.0
the subway cat whining again:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42495.0
the subway cat fires her therapist:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42522.0
the subway cat out to change the world:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,42794.0
the subway cat hates her life:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,45871.0
the subway cat doesn't like chicken nuggets:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,45875.0
the subway cat sits alone at her campfire:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46504.0
the subway cat can't trust:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46505.0
the subway cat explains potatonomics:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47095.0
the subway cat helps lengthen an acronym:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,49772.0
the subway cat insists Fox News put Hitler into power:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50037.0
the subway cat's scared of her birthday:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,50682.0
the subway cat wants her cognitive freedom:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51257.0
the subway cat turns Yugoista:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,52540.0
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Awwwww, I kind of feel sorry for her.
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Awwwww, I kind of feel sorry for her.
Yeah, it's kind of sad that the subway cat fell so far, from fourth to ninth.
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Yeah, it's kind of sad that the subway cat fell so far, from fourth to ninth.
Well getting its government paid for testosterone has been distracting her. :whatever:
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Awwwww, I kind of feel sorry for her.
Actually, I've said this many times before, and it's all in the archives here, that I've said it.
I suspect the subway cat's therapists, psychologists, psychiatrists, and other caretakers don't think it's a good idea for the subway cat to post on internet forums, and they wish she wouldn't.
Some day, the subway cat's going to have a nervous breakdown, and blame it on my fellow alum Skins.
So as to protect himself, my fellow alum should demand a letter--not an e-mail or anything, but black ink on white paper, signed, notarized, and sent with a postage-stamp--from someone in authority over the subway cat, telling him it's okay for her to hang around Skins's island.
Probably Skins should demand that of all mentally-unstable primitives.
This way, if a primitive has a nervous breakdown from all the abuse and harassment he or she takes from the other primitives, and tries to pin the blame on my fellow alum, he's got his rear end covered.
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Awwwww, I kind of feel sorry for her.
You know what that thing would do to you, me, and all other conservatives if given the power?
**** that cretin.
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Some UGP photos. A babe, by DUmp standards:
http://www.myspace.com/undergroundpanther/photos
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Yeah, it's kind of sad that the subway cat fell so far, from fourth to ninth.
LOL!
^5 frank!
KC
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What a mess.
Some UGP photos. A babe, by DUmp standards:
http://www.myspace.com/undergroundpanther/photos
The one I'm seeing at her DUmp journal oage is far, far worse. Check it out:
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/undergroundpanther
on the right - it'll jump out at you.
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Remember when she acquired herself a boyfriend, who was gay? We were all so confused. Well, in her journal she sets us straight, so to speak:
Hell my identity is a GAY MAN,A transman who likes MEN.
Hope that clears it up for ya. Congrats to the cat, who's had a long history on DU, what with the pineapple juice triggering psychic phenomena, to Blackie the ghost chicken. Quite a ride.
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Congrats to the cat, who's had a long history on DU, what with the pineapple juice triggering psychic phenomena, to Blackie the ghost chicken.
Quite a ride.
You know, if Skins isn't willing to go through the time and trouble and hassle and paperwork of getting "okays" from psychiatrists and other handlers of the mentally-ill primitives, for them to hang around Skins's island, there's an alternative, perhaps an even easier one.
My fellow alum could put the subway cat, and others, on a "24 hour administrative review" of their comments, holding up having their comment appear on Skins's island until Skins or the elusive enigmatic Elad show up at the office in the morning, to review, revise, censor, and even delete the comments, whatever the case requires.
I wouldn't however give any part of that job to Lord Marblehead EarlG, as he's pretty stupid.
And I would include Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, under that 24 hour review, too, because his stupid comments make Skins's island look bad.
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Remember when she acquired herself a boyfriend, who was gay? We were all so confused. Well, in her journal she sets us straight, so to speak:
Hope that clears it up for ya. Congrats to the cat, who's had a long history on DU, what with the pineapple juice triggering psychic phenomena, to Blackie the ghost chicken. Quite a ride.
So it's a female, that thinks it's a male, that's attracted to other males, so it can label itself some made up sex other than female.
Seems like a few steps could have been omitted.
That bitch is f'ed 3 ways to Sunday.
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That bitch is f'ed 3 ways to Sunday.
Shit, that bitch is pulling down five figures strolling Santa Moncia Blvd three times a week.
I honestly don't understand why it's bitching so much...
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Some UGP photos. A babe, by DUmp standards:
http://www.myspace.com/undergroundpanther/photos
OK...holy frijoles! That's a woman?!?
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OK...holy frijoles! That's a woman?!?
Yepper.
But I dunno what one would call her at the moment; remember, she's had half of the sex-change operation done, and then Maryland medicaid ran out of money to finish the job.
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With a pair of breasts, I may actually find her a bit appealing if I didn't know anything about her rotting soul. Without, she's just more messed up than I was imagining her. Even so, she looks like she's had a long, bad relationship with hard drugs.
Edit: Upon loking again, (why did I do such a thing) she'd have to have hair too. At the very least, short hair. She looks like an even more morbid version of Uncle Fester. Just a bit skinnier.
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She looks like an even more morbid version of Uncle Fester. Just a bit skinnier.
Uh, I wouldn't use the word "skinnier" or "skinny" and "subway cat" in the same sentence.
Or even the same paragraph.
Or even the same page.
Or even the same book.
The photographs the subway cat posts of herself, remember, are those she considers the most flattering; she isn't going to post anything that makes her look bad, or as bad as she really looks.
The subway cat's a tub of lard.
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I only saw the one pic of her in what looked like a gay night club or something. I would attempt to do some more picture surfing, but frankly....I'm afraid.
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Her best features are those grotesque tattoos and piercings, all courtesy of the taxpayers of Maryland. Thanks, Maryland taxpayers!
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In its profile, it describes itself as "45-Male."
It's a lot older that I thought.
As a result of the drop, is it officially a has been or a never was?
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In its profile, it describes itself as "45-Male."
It's a lot older that I thought.
As a result of the drop, is it officially a has been or a never was?
In the sex-change operation, they dealt with the top half.
The bottom half's still femme.....or something.
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I wonder is the 45 years old was in cat years!
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Dead, and it should probably stay that way knowing what I now know about subway cats.