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Title: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: franksolich on December 26, 2010, 02:20:01 AM

Happy birthday, mamacags!

And for a very long time to come, may you be surrounded by love and lovers and all sorts of good things!

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: IassaFTots on December 26, 2010, 10:55:00 AM

Happy Birthday!  Hope you have a lovely day!!!

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Texacon on December 26, 2010, 11:02:39 AM

Happy Birthday Mama!  May Julia Stiles die a thousands deaths today!!

 :lmao:

(I have no idea who she is but if it's good enough for Mama it's good enough for me)

KC

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 26, 2010, 11:14:39 AM

Happy birthday again since I already said so on Facebook.  :)

You're awesome enough for TWO birthday wishes... maybe three.

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Carl on December 26, 2010, 11:14:53 AM

Happy Birthday! :cheersmate:

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Alpha Mare on December 26, 2010, 11:47:48 AM

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2rylx7c.gif)

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: cavegal on December 26, 2010, 11:54:01 AM

 :bday: HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY mamacags........ and many more!!!! :bday:

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 26, 2010, 12:02:07 PM

Happy Birthday Darlin! :bday:

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Ballygrl on December 26, 2010, 12:24:33 PM

Happy Birthday!

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 26, 2010, 01:07:17 PM

Happy Birthday, Mamacags!  Have a great day and try not to kill anyone!  :cheersmate:

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Boudicca on December 26, 2010, 01:15:40 PM

Happy Birthday!

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: bijou on December 26, 2010, 01:31:37 PM

Happy Birthday mamacags! :bday:

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: mamacags on December 26, 2010, 02:36:34 PM

Thanks everyone!  I am having a great day!  I think I am going to force my kids off of the xbox now and make them watch Ferris Buller with me!

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Airwolf on December 26, 2010, 03:27:56 PM

Happy Birthday mamacags.

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Chris_ on December 26, 2010, 05:45:26 PM

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/deemarie27/HappyBirthdayMelCupcakes.jpg)

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: debk on December 26, 2010, 06:03:39 PM

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MAMACAGS!!!

(http://www.pennygerken.com/art/cards/dark_cardz/birthday_cat_mid.jpg)

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on December 26, 2010, 06:06:07 PM

Happy Birthday, Mama!

Julia, I am beginning to think, is a dead scrunt.

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: true_blood on December 26, 2010, 06:06:38 PM

Happy Birthday!
I hope you had a good day! :cheersmate:

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Revolution on December 26, 2010, 06:44:12 PM

I hope your B-Day was truly blissful, mama. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :heart:

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: njpines on December 27, 2010, 10:41:46 AM

happy birthday, mama!!


I'm sure you can come up with more than 10  :-):
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/24/247472/09_2008/10_Things_I_Hate_About_You.jpg)

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Tucker on December 27, 2010, 12:55:20 PM

Happy birthday.

Hope it was a good one.

Sorry for being late again.

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 27, 2010, 03:03:38 PM

My dearest...

I know I'm negligent in wishing you the happiest of birthdays, so I decided to tell Julia Stiles' agent that my heart now lies with a woman far better than she...one who imagines, as I do, the worst of punishments for the mother of a primitive douchebag. Namely, her starring role in a Tijuana donkey show.

Once Ms. Stiles realized I was referring to HER mother, I immediately whipped out my iPhone and snapped this photo:

(http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/julia-stiles-dexter.jpg)

I do hope you are pleased, mistress. If it helps, I had a teamster kick her in the tits just before I snapped this.  :-)

PS - I have a magnificent leather collar....

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Eupher on December 27, 2010, 04:14:18 PM

Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on December 27, 2010, 03:03:38 PM

My dearest...

I know I'm negligent in wishing you the happiest of birthdays, so I decided to tell Julia Stiles' agent that my heart now lies with a woman far better than she...one who imagines, as I do, the worst of punishments for the mother of a primitive douchebag. Namely, her starring role in a Tijuana donkey show.

Once Ms. Stiles realized I was referring to HER mother, I immediately whipped out my iPhone and snapped this photo:

(http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/julia-stiles-dexter.jpg)

I do hope you are pleased, mistress. If it helps, I had a teamster kick her in the tits just before I snapped this.  :-)

PS - I have a magnificent leather collar....

I don't know jack shit about Julia Stiles, her agent, Dexter, or the donkey, but that right there is probably the most creatively inspiring post from all day (next to debk's of course).

h5! A few times, even!

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: mamacags on December 27, 2010, 04:47:26 PM

OH HOLY FLAPPITYTITS!!!!!!!!!!  NOT THE BLOATED ALBINO WORM SCRUNCHED FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  In my dreams tonight I am bringing Jordan Chase back from the dead to stop this evil!  I can't live in a world that would elevate such blatant evil.  It is a mockery of all that is holy and good!

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: Texacon on December 27, 2010, 06:50:09 PM

Quote from: HollywoodNeoCon on December 27, 2010, 03:03:38 PM

My dearest...

I know I'm negligent in wishing you the happiest of birthdays, so I decided to tell Julia Stiles' agent that my heart now lies with a woman far better than she...one who imagines, as I do, the worst of punishments for the mother of a primitive douchebag. Namely, her starring role in a Tijuana donkey show.

Once Ms. Stiles realized I was referring to HER mother, I immediately whipped out my iPhone and snapped this photo:

(http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/julia-stiles-dexter.jpg)

I do hope you are pleased, mistress. If it helps, I had a teamster kick her in the tits just before I snapped this.  :-)

PS - I have a magnificent leather collar....

OMG!!  LOL  I hope you are paid well.

KC

Title: Re: mamacags, happy birthday!
Post by: njpines on December 28, 2010, 09:45:46 AM

Quote from: mamacags on December 27, 2010, 04:47:26 PM

OH HOLY FLAPPITYTITS!!!!!!!!!! 

OK, now I'm crying!!  :bawl: :lmao: :rotf:

(hi-5, mama . . . I also can't breathe!)