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Title: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Thor on December 25, 2010, 08:55:43 PM
(http://charlie.sheen.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/images/ski_air_lift.jpg)

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Actor Charlie Sheen is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - December 25, 2010.

The actor & novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Charlie Sheen lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.

 more here (http://charlie.sheen.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php)
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 25, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Damn.  Prayers and good will to his family. 
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: longview on December 25, 2010, 09:01:50 PM
My sympathy to those who loved and will miss him.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 25, 2010, 09:04:44 PM
Oh Lord.

Despite his troubles I liked him as an actor.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Boudicca on December 25, 2010, 09:06:35 PM
How sad for his little boys, and the rest of his family.
He was a very good actor, as ColonialMarine said, despite his troubles.
And what an awful day to die; it's going to be a sad reminder every year at what should be a happy time.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 25, 2010, 09:08:31 PM
How sad.  :(

Despite all of the problems he had in his personal life, this is still very sad news.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Airwolf on December 25, 2010, 09:25:25 PM
Holy Crap. That's a Fracked up way to go out. I can only hope he didn't suffer. RIP it was always fun to watch his comidies at the theater and some of his action stuff too.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 25, 2010, 09:31:19 PM
I'm always curious to see how TV producers and writers handle it when someone dies (or simply leaves) during a show's production.  I know it's not nice, but at least KOTH had already wrapped up when Brittany Murphy died.  Then there was that whole Dukes of Hazard debacle back in the 80's, not to mention Bewitched.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: NHSparky on December 25, 2010, 09:37:59 PM
Fake.

FWIW, this is about the FOURTH "Charlie Sheen is dead" article I've seen in the past year.  Some funny, some try to be serious, all are bullshit.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Boudicca on December 25, 2010, 09:48:18 PM
Fake.

FWIW, this is about the FOURTH "Charlie Sheen is dead" article I've seen in the past year.  Some funny, some try to be serious, all are bullshit.

Dammit, you're right.  I googled and got the same thing.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 25, 2010, 09:49:17 PM
Yeah, I couldn't find a single article other than this one.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Janice on December 25, 2010, 09:50:22 PM
Good news folks ...

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This story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment.

Take a closer look ...
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 25, 2010, 09:51:45 PM
http://www.fakeawish.com/

:p
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 25, 2010, 09:58:07 PM
http://www.fakeawish.com/

:p

David Allen Shatters Masturbation World Record! http://david.allen.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php
 :-)
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 25, 2010, 10:03:48 PM
Yeah well, Brad Pitt was beat up by Mexicans.

http://brad.pitt.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_traffic_altercation.php
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Thor on December 25, 2010, 11:02:30 PM
Well, damn, I'm gonna have to chew some ass and vet my stories better.  :censored:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Airwolf on December 25, 2010, 11:33:27 PM
Hey the good thing is it's fake.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 25, 2010, 11:50:41 PM
Leave  it to CC to tell the truth.  :-) You'e the best. That's why this is my home forum.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: longview on December 25, 2010, 11:53:47 PM
That's just weird.  Why would anyone...   Oh, forget it. 

Cows make so much more sense than pop culture.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: NHSparky on December 26, 2010, 12:04:46 AM
And exactly WHO started this whole shitstorm?

Why, wasn't it our esteemed board moderator, THOR?

Now you know why I laugh my ass off at airedales.  BTW, Thor--did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

You know--dictionary--that book with all the words...oh wait...books...they're those thinks with covers and pages and words on them...oh wait...words...shit, nevermind.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: NHSparky on December 26, 2010, 12:07:35 AM
Yeah well, Brad Pitt was beat up by Mexicans.

http://brad.pitt.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_traffic_altercation.php

If he was hollering, "LA MIGRA!!!  LA MIGRA!!!" on Commonwealth Avenue, then that I might actually believe.

But stoner losers, snowboarding into trees?  Unpossible!!!  (Aw, shit...nevermind.)
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 26, 2010, 01:12:06 AM
That's just weird.  Why would anyone...   Oh, forget it. 

Cows make so much more sense than pop culture.
I don't know anything about cows, but that sentiment sounds right.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 26, 2010, 01:46:49 AM
Charlie Sheen is no Mark Twain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_obituaries).
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Thor on December 26, 2010, 02:11:00 AM
Charlie Sheen is no Mark Twain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_obituaries).

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: vesta111 on December 26, 2010, 08:08:42 AM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Ugly rumor started by George of the Jungle-----Darn that favorite tree has claimed a Kennedy and Sony Bono why not more.

Seems no one has listened to George for 30 years as he yelled out " watch out for that tree"  While Thelma and Ursala kept in step.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: NHSparky on December 26, 2010, 08:40:53 AM
Ugly rumor started by George of the Jungle-----Darn that favorite tree has claimed a Kennedy and Sony Bono why not more.

Seems no one has listened to George for 30 years as he yelled out " watch out for that tree"  While Thelma and Ursala kept in step.

Great, now that ****ing song is going to be in my head all damned day.

Damn you, vesta.  Damn you all to hell.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: vesta111 on December 26, 2010, 09:15:10 AM
Great, now that ****ing song is going to be in my head all damned day.

Damn you, vesta.  Damn you all to hell.

My First name is Oscar my second name Meier ,  we make the best hot dogs near and far.

What would you do for a Klondike bar.??

It's a story about a lady with 3 girls of her own.

For a 3 hour tour, weather starting getting rough.

Flintstones, its the flintstones have a yabba-daba Holiday.

Take me out to the ball game.

Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Revolution on March 28, 2011, 01:13:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS: After his yaght sank, Michael Moore is reported missing. Irony. More to come as it developes...

http://michael.moore.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_st_tropez.php

 :popcorn: :-)
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Chris_ on March 28, 2011, 01:15:52 PM
He should be okay.  Fat floats.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Revolution on March 28, 2011, 01:17:48 PM
Way to crush a man's hopes, dreams, wishes, and spirit, Chris....
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: NHSparky on March 28, 2011, 01:50:22 PM
Can the French version of the EPA fine him for polluting the ocean?
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: DefiantSix on March 28, 2011, 01:51:55 PM
Can the French version of the EPA fine him for polluting the ocean?

The french version of the EPA put down the Rainbow Warrior.  I doubt they issue many fines.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: thundley4 on March 28, 2011, 02:29:36 PM
He should be okay.  Fat Sh*t floats.

FIFY
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Thor on March 28, 2011, 03:54:24 PM
mine doesn't :???:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Eupher on March 28, 2011, 03:55:32 PM
mine doesn't :???:

Does this mean you practice shitting in your bathtub?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 28, 2011, 04:05:07 PM
Apiril 7, 2011 ??????? are the muzzy pirates planning something?

He'll eat 'em outta house and home.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Thor on March 28, 2011, 05:55:27 PM
Does this mean you practice shitting in your bathtub?  :lmao:

Hell no, you disgusting  Dogface!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: But they don't float in the toilet. They sink like rocks!!
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: LC EFA on March 28, 2011, 06:07:05 PM
mine doesn't :???:

Back 20 years or so, the boat I used to go out to the reef on had an old school hand pump toilet on it. It pumped the mess directly out the side of the boat.

Suffice to say - shit don't float (and there are some species of fish you never want to eat).
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Rebel on March 29, 2011, 07:42:58 AM
Is this true? Sorry, I'm normally not like this with human life, but in Michael Moore's case....  :hyper:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 08:21:59 AM
Hell no, you disgusting  Dogface!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: But they don't float in the toilet. They sink like rocks!!

Might wanna cut back on the dietary granite, Thor. Go with fiber -- it's easier on the 'roids.  :whistling:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2011, 09:01:34 AM
Damn! Used to all you had to worry about was wheather your shit stunk or not...now you have worry about wheather it floats or not.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 09:08:09 AM
Damn! Used to all you had to worry about was wheather your shit stunk or not...now you have worry about wheather it floats or not.

Oh, I dunno.  :-)

Thor worries about the wear and tear on his 'roids as well.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Thor on March 29, 2011, 04:57:40 PM
Might wanna cut back on the dietary granite, Thor. Go with fiber -- it's easier on the 'roids.  :whistling:

I don't have " 'roids". I'm STILL a perfect asshole!!  :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:





But I sure would like to be able to poop normally.......
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 09:29:46 PM
I don't have " 'roids". I'm STILL a perfect asshole!!  :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:





But I sure would like to be able to poop normally.......

Unless you've been scoped in a colonoscopy lately, you might be surprised. Internal 'roids are just that -- internal.

Just sayin'..... :whistling:
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen Is NOT Dead!!
Post by: Thor on March 29, 2011, 09:35:22 PM
Unless you've been scoped in a colonoscopy lately, you might be surprised. Internal 'roids are just that -- internal.

Just sayin'..... :whistling:

I just had that done not too long ago....... :wink:  Nothing's really changed since then.