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Title: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 25, 2010, 02:52:34 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x68519

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Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Posted by HarveyDarkey on Sat Dec-25-10 11:45 AM
In his latest syndicated column, Chuck Norris wonders if the Obama health care plan would have resulted in some dire consequences if it had been around in times past: Namely the abortion of Jesus Christ Himself, under the regime of "Herodcare."

Norris writes:

Lastly, as we near the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor and uninsured teenage woman had been provided the federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood, etc.) to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy? Imagine all the great souls who could have been erased from history and the influence of mankind if their parents had been as progressive as Washington's wise men and women! Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?

But wait a minute. Wouldn't those same progressives have been opposed to stoning or otherwise mistreating the teenage unwed mother, and offered her generous social services instead?

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/chuck-norris-mary-might-have-aborted-jesus-christ-under-obamacareherodcare.php
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: NHSparky on December 25, 2010, 03:34:21 PM: Actually, DUmmies, no. Planned Parenthood, et al, have ALWAYS been about eugenics. It's not about choice, unless you consider murdering your own flesh and blood a choice.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: Max on December 25, 2010, 03:41:30 PM: Well they wouldn't want them punished with a baby
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: thundley4 on December 25, 2010, 03:47:47 PM: How about this one? What is Jesus was born to Joseph and Joseph? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x68886) :mental:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: true_blood on December 25, 2010, 05:11:28 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on December 25, 2010, 03:47:47 PM
How about this one? What is Jesus was born to Joseph and Joseph? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x68886) :mental:
They have a mental disorder thundley. They know not what they speak/write. :mental:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: Boudicca on December 25, 2010, 09:59:25 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on December 25, 2010, 03:47:47 PM
How about this one? What is Jesus was born to Joseph and Joseph? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x68886) :mental:
:retards:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 26, 2010, 10:34:26 AM: Quote
Cheap_Trick (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-25-10 11:52 AM
Response to Original message
2. I'll perform a retroactive abortion on that bearded schmuck.
Friggin moron.

I will give him $100,000 if he legitamately tries.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: mamacags on December 26, 2010, 02:41:03 PM: I would like to forward that thread to every democrat I know. They need to know who they align themselves with.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: true_blood on December 26, 2010, 05:43:13 PM: Quote from: MoshMasterD on December 26, 2010, 10:34:26 AM
I will give him $100,000 if he legitamately tries.
I would love to see the DUmmie get his ass handed to him as well. :-) :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/'Herodcare'
Post by: MoshMasterD on December 26, 2010, 07:16:55 PM: Quote from: true_blood on December 26, 2010, 05:43:13 PM
I would love to see the DUmmie get his ass handed to him as well. :-) :cheersmate:

Hell, make it $500,000. We all know he has no balls.