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Title: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 22, 2010, 11:41:21 PM
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Police and fire units were called to the Dallas home of former President George W. Bush on Wednesday evening after a man reportedly drove his car into the family’s yard around 8:30 p.m.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/breaking-man-drives-car-into-front-yard-of-george-w-bushs-dallas-home/

The Secret Service is still investigating this incident and there is no threat to the former President.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 22, 2010, 11:54:21 PM
Maybe the driver was channeling Dead Ted Kennedy.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 12:59:35 AM
Did he actually "drive" into his yard or lose control and end up in his yard? (The latter of which I did once in someones yard)
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: txradioguy on December 23, 2010, 04:02:46 AM
Did he actually "drive" into his yard or lose control and end up in his yard? (The latter of which I did once in someones yard)

Like it matters.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: catsmtrods on December 23, 2010, 05:47:56 AM
Did he actually "drive" into his yard or lose control and end up in his yard? (The latter of which I did once in someones yard)
I bet you drive a Subaru, right?
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 23, 2010, 05:51:16 AM
Did he actually "drive" into his yard or lose control and end up in his yard? (The latter of which I did once in someones yard)
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Officials on the scene requested an ambulance for the driver. An early report from KTVT-TV (Channel 11) indicated that the motorist was en route to visit friends in the neighborhood when he lost control of his car.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: RightCoast on December 23, 2010, 06:45:42 AM
Officials on the scene requested an ambulance for the driver. An early report from KTVT-TV (Channel 11) indicated that the motorist was en route to visit friends in the neighborhood when he lost control of his car.



Must have been swamp gas reflecting off a weather balloon that caused the guy yo lose sight of the road.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 23, 2010, 07:09:05 AM
On Fox & Friends First this morning, Steve Doocy was saying that the car was a vintage Plymouth Barracuda, and the throttle got stuck open . . . as the driver was "showing off."  You know, kinda like "I won."  :tongue:
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: IassaFTots on December 23, 2010, 08:15:21 AM
On Fox & Friends First this morning, Steve Doocy was saying that the car was a vintage Plymouth Barracuda, and the throttle got stuck open . . . as the driver was "showing off."  You know, kinda like "I won."  :tongue:

That is pretty much what happened.  Saw it on local news today, looks like he trenched it.  Poor buddy.  How embarrasing. 
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 23, 2010, 08:25:24 AM
I'm sure the DUmmies must have been temporarily orgasmic upon hearing the initial news.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 23, 2010, 10:49:17 AM
Did he actually "drive" into his yard or lose control and end up in his yard? (The latter of which I did once in someones yard)

He was still driving the car... so he DROVE the car into the former President's yard. 

And if you also did that, please return your driver's license to the DMV and sell your car.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 11:26:16 AM
And if you also did that, please return your driver's license to the DMV and sell your car.

Sometimes accidents happen when you live in a place with a lot of snow and ice. I'm sure you had a stupid accident at some point.

I bet you drive a Subaru, right?

Nope, I drive a Chev Optra and a VW Jetta.

Like it matters.

Why doesn't it?
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 23, 2010, 02:11:02 PM
Sometimes accidents happen when you live in a place with a lot of snow and ice. I'm sure you had a stupid accident at some point.


I grew up in Wisconsin.  Never had I slid into someone else's yard.  I know how to handle a car when it starts to skid on ice.

Just face it. 

You suck at driving.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 03:22:09 PM
I grew up in Wisconsin.  Never had I slid into someone else's yard.  I know how to handle a car when it starts to skid on ice.

Just face it. 

You suck at driving.

I'm not facing anything because I don't suck at driving and going off the road once does not mean I do.

I know how to handle a car when it starts to skid but sometimes that just is not enough, believe it or not sometimes you can't stop something from happening.

I learned from it and that was that.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 23, 2010, 03:24:06 PM
I'm not facing anything because I don't suck at driving and going off the road once does not mean I do.

I know how to handle a car when it starts to skid but sometimes that just is not enough, believe it or not sometimes you can't stop something from happening.

I learned from it and that was that.

I can stop a lot of things from happening.  Just sayin....
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 03:29:38 PM
I can stop a lot of things from happening.  Just sayin....

I not saying you couldn't but it's stupid to say your a good drive simply because you haven't had a particular type of accident and then saying I'm bad because I have.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 23, 2010, 03:53:21 PM
I not saying you couldn't but it's stupid to say your a good drive simply because you haven't had a particular type of accident and then saying I'm bad because I have.

Awww.
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
Awww.

Awww what?
Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: Thor on December 23, 2010, 10:27:11 PM
Hey Comcrap...... take it from me, there was, nor has there been any snow or ice in North Texas this fall/winter season to date.


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Title: Re: Man Drives Car Into Front Yard of George W Bush
Post by: littlelamb on December 23, 2010, 11:45:46 PM
After 2 pages I am suprised no one has asked what the DUmmies name is