The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Boudicca on December 22, 2010, 10:07:30 AM
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Here are a list of things you can only say at Christmas:
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in.
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
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21. You mistle that toe one more time and I'll just have to shove all the coats off the bed and park you in it!
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21. You mistle that toe one more time and I'll just have to shove all the coats off the bed and park you in it!
You're good, Euph, cuz I "liberated" that list from another website. I shoulda given it credit. :hammer:to me
http://www.kontraband.com/jokes/15156/Things-You-Can-Only-Say-At-Xmas/
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You're good, Euph, cuz I "liberated" that list from another website. I shoulda given it credit. :hammer:to me
http://www.kontraband.com/jokes/15156/Things-You-Can-Only-Say-At-Xmas/
Nobody, including me, is crediting the "And Then The Fight Started" jokes in that thread - at least the last time I looked.
No harm done. Your list just gave me an excuse to get creative. :cheersmate:
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Nobody, including me, is crediting the "And Then The Fight Started" jokes in that thread - at least the last time I looked.
No harm done. Your list just gave me an excuse to get creative. :cheersmate:
Cool. I hadn't heard these Christmas jokes before, but they tickled my funnybone. I'm off to email the list to my contacts. :rotf: Umm, perhaps I'll leave off the MIL. :whistling:
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I get to call random people on the street a HO. Not just once, but three times.
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I get to call random people on the street a HO. Not just once, but three times.
Good one. :-)
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23. How do these balls look?
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23. How do these balls look?
I don't know, ask me in the morning. :-) :rotf:
Youall are sure creative. Been dipping in the eggnog?