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Title: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: formerlurker on December 21, 2010, 08:21:35 AM
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Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: compaqxp on December 22, 2010, 12:40:04 AM
 :lmao:

Someone did a great job with that:)
Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 22, 2010, 06:50:26 AM
**** Santa Claus. I never liked that fat bastard.

He spies on everyone like he's the NS-****in'-A and only a commie would wear that much red.
Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: Thor on December 22, 2010, 10:17:27 AM
**** Santa Claus. I never liked that fat bastard.

He spies on everyone like he's the NS-****in'-A and only a commie would wear that much red.

Jealous ??  :rotf: :rotf: :tongue: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: Eupher on December 22, 2010, 10:28:05 AM
Jealous ??  :rotf: :rotf: :tongue: :popcorn:

He's got a point, yunno. That bullshit with the "keepin' a list, naughty or nice" is right out of the Nazi playbook.

Santa's such an asshole that Mrs. Claus has a thing going on with Doc and Grumpy in threesomes. Doc says she looks pretty good once she takes off the freakin' apron.

It's really a bad situation. Rudolph's about ready to go nuclear on his ass because Santa hasn't untied the reindeer from the ******* sled from LAST year yet.
Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: formerlurker on December 22, 2010, 10:42:10 AM
Can we please just stick to the issues and stop with the ad hominem attacks? 

I think the ad raises some legitimate questions which the bunny won't or can't answer.   

Santa, Easter Bunny?   meh, Dr. Ron won the North Pole's straw poll anyway....... Dr. Ron Revolution baby!!!!     
Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 22, 2010, 07:27:19 PM
**** Santa Claus. I never liked that fat bastard.

He spies on everyone like he's the NS-****in'-A and only a commie would wear that much red.

**** Easter Bunny. I never like that ptarmigan oppressing beast.

Bugs Bunny steals ptarmigan eggs and passes it as his own. Also, the Easter Bunny is greedy.
Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 22, 2010, 07:27:57 PM
Can we please just stick to the issues and stop with the ad hominem attacks? 

I think the ad raises some legitimate questions which the bunny won't or can't answer.   

Santa, Easter Bunny?   meh, Dr. Ron won the North Pole's straw poll anyway....... Dr. Ron Revolution baby!!!!     

That's because bunnies are cowards, as they always are. Such slimy beast that they are.
Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 22, 2010, 11:02:11 PM
Is this the end of the thread? I guess this gives me a blank check to hate bunnies more.
Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: IassaFTots on December 23, 2010, 08:51:55 AM
Is this the end of the thread? I guess this gives me a blank check to hate bunnies more.

Do ya really need that Ptarmy?  I don't think anyone in the whole wide world, no, the whole wide GALAXY hates bunnies more than you. 

Title: Re: Santa vs Easter Bunny (attack ad)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 23, 2010, 09:34:36 AM
Do ya really need that Ptarmy?  I don't think anyone in the whole wide world, no, the whole wide GALAXY hates bunnies more than you. 



Ya know, if someone was able to harness the energy Ptarmy puts into hating lagomorphs, and get it to produce electricity, . . . Hell--you could make nuclear power generation needless. :tongue: :fuelfire: