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Title: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Freeper on December 20, 2010, 08:24:29 PM
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PhillySane (104 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Dec-20-10 09:21 PM
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Your 3 Wishes for 2011
   
That is, those issues you would most like to see addressed and in which order. Here's mine:

1) Ending the wars/occupations in Afghanistan and Iraq

2) Stimulating the economy from the bottom up, not the top down

3) Global Warming

What's yours?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x47865

I am sure this thread will be fun when people respond.  :-)

Let's see Obama is the commander in chief so you may get number 1
We are already doing number 2 record numbers of food stamps and unemployment checks. You see how well that is working.
As for number 3 I hear we are heading into a mini ice age so maybe we should drive more to heat things back up.

Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Freeper on December 20, 2010, 08:26:00 PM
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Dec-20-10 09:26 PM
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2. 1. Obama's ratings rebound 2. DU falls in love with Obama again 3. Recession ends
   
   

 :lmao:

I could have sworn Obama and Biden said they saved us from recession.
In fact Reid all by himself saved the world from economic downfall.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2010, 08:32:35 PM
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Dec-20-10 09:26 PM
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2. 1. Obama's ratings rebound 2. DU falls in love with Obama again 3. Recession ends
LA, you might as well start working on a new list.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Freeper on December 20, 2010, 08:51:03 PM
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bluethruandthru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Dec-20-10 09:43 PM
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6. Mine are more like three wishes.....
   
1. Single payer universal health care
2. The disappearance from the earth of right wing lying talking heads
3. The appearance of an informed, intelligent, voting American public

All equally unattainable... :(

Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Ballygrl on December 20, 2010, 09:14:21 PM
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2) Stimulating the economy from the bottom up, not the top down

I may not be an expert on Economics, but how do the poor stimulate the Economy in comparison to the rich? Take high price gadgets for instance, the cost can be pretty high, if people with money buy them they provide jobs up the wazoo for the makers of such gadgets, delivery companies to deliver those gadgets, stores that sell those gadgets, and in time the price comes down to make it more affordable for lower income people to possibly buy them.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: dandi on December 20, 2010, 10:05:49 PM
I wish someone would address Global Warmingâ„¢, too. It's freezing down here in Florida.

Light off the fricken' master furnace or something.    :brrr:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 20, 2010, 10:09:51 PM
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3) Global Warming

Yeah, me too.

It's too cold here right now.

I'd like to wish FOR global warming in 2011.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Vagabond on December 20, 2010, 10:40:34 PM
Hmmm....this is the kinda DUmmie thread I would post in if they let me.  Which they don't.

One that will never be attained, until the king returns:
World Peace, I don't mean just nobody shooting each other, I mean all the leaders of the world respecting the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and all the nations having agreed to that look to ensuring fair and equitible trade and development of space technology.  (I guess this would earn a ban at DUmmie Land, too.)

Two, one that could happen:
The taliban and Al Qaeda finally screw the pooch badly enough to where they are destroyed and our troops can come home to their familes, with their victory in hand.

Three, one that likely will happen:
I finally find the way out of this blue state.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: thundley4 on December 20, 2010, 10:45:46 PM
Hmmm....this is the kinda DUmmie thread I would post in if they let me.  Which they don't.

One that will never be attained, until the king returns:
World Peace, I don't mean just nobody shooting each other, I mean all the leaders of the world respecting the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and all the nations having agreed to that look to ensuring fair and equitible trade and development of space technology.  (I guess this would earn a ban at DUmmie Land, too.)

Two, one that could happen:
The taliban and Al Qaeda finally screw the pooch badly enough to where they are destroyed and our troops can come home to their familes, with their victory in hand.

Three, one that likely will happen:
I finally find the way out of this blue state.

That second one will only happen when the majority of Muslims turn on them.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: LilyB on December 20, 2010, 11:47:05 PM
Why would anyone wish for global warming?  Does Philly know that global warming is supposed to be bad?  (Unless Philly knows something that we don't.)
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Alpha Mare on December 21, 2010, 12:02:52 AM
Yeah, me too.

It's too cold here right now.

I'd like to wish FOR global warming in 2011.

Twas a balmy 82 here (http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/sun.gif)  Currently 64, great for watching the dark side of the moon tonite. :tongue:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 12:05:48 AM
Twas a balmy 82 here (http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/sun.gif)  Currently 64, great for watching the dark side of the moon tonite. :tongue:

Lucky!  I'm jealous of all of you who get to witness the lunar eclipse too.  We are covered with very thick clouds tonight.  :(
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: diesel driver on December 21, 2010, 01:32:48 AM
Yeah, overcast here, too.  Bummer. 

Oh, well, I'll be up and outside until sunrise, so if there is a break in the cloud cover, I'll see it.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: VelvetElvis on December 21, 2010, 08:42:18 AM
That second one will only happen when the majority of Muslims turn on them.Christian.
Far more likely to produce the desired result, IMHO.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: AprilRazz on December 21, 2010, 08:48:55 AM
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bluethruandthru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Dec-20-10 09:43 PM
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6. Mine are more like three wishes.....
   
1. Single payer universal health care
2. The disappearance from the earth of right wing lying talking heads
3. The appearance of an informed, intelligent, voting American public

All equally unattainable... Sad
Well #3 did happen this year.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2010, 08:51:15 AM
1- Obama leaves the Whitehouse and takes the dog with him.

2- Obama leaves the Whitehouse and takes the dog with him.

3- Obama leaves the Whitehouse and takes the dog with him. OK, he can leave Me-Shell as long as we don't have to feed her.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Karin on December 21, 2010, 09:49:00 AM
They don't get that subtle grammatical error with their ecomoonbattery:

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PDJane (1000+ posts)      Mon Dec-20-10 09:33 PM
5.
 Bring the military guys home....all of them. That will do a great deal to address my first aim, which is environmental degradation and global warming.
 
 

Here's someone who sounds almost conservative:

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AlabamaLibrul  (791 posts)      Mon Dec-20-10 09:45 PM
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7. .
 1) Get some damn money

2) Start my own damn business

3) Get the hell out of this damn rental house

I know I'm on DU - but Obama just isn't as much of a BFD in my daily life as some.
  Come to the light! 
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: true_blood on December 21, 2010, 12:27:53 PM
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PhillySane (104 posts)  Mon Dec-20-10 09:21 PM
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2) Stimulating the economy from the bottom up, not the top down    EPIC FAIL! How does that work, by the way? From the bottom up:???:

3) Global Warming    Again,.....EPIC FAIL! Not sure if you're "up to date" or not, but those myths have been,...debunked. :tongue:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2010, 03:38:42 PM
1.  Obama, Biden, Pelosi, and Reid all drop acid at a party and experience an epiphany, announce '**** it, man, we quit,' and go hippy.

2.  Osama bin Laden and Achmedinnerjacket turn on each other, after AQ offs the top Iranian nuclear scientists and their cute little fissile material project turns in to a glowing crater of no-go death.

3.  A planeload of idiots including Mikey Moore and Soros on their way to a hero's reception in North Korea crashes into the reception stand, taking out all the Nork senior leadership; the US and China agree to just stay 'hands-off' for a South Korean Unification Government to bring the peninsula under one sane, free government for the first time in modern history.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 21, 2010, 03:55:42 PM
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PDJane (1000+ posts)      Mon Dec-20-10 09:33 PM
5.
 Bring the military guys home....all of them. That will do a great deal to address my first aim, which is environmental degradation and global warming.
 



Huh????   :mental:  So now it's the military that's responsible for "environmental degradation and global warming"??
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: true_blood on December 21, 2010, 06:46:54 PM
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PDJane (1000+ posts)      Mon Dec-20-10 09:33 PM
5. Bring the military guys home....all of them. That will do a great deal to address my first aim, which is environmental degradation and global warming.
Go hug a tree, you goon. :tongue:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Chris_ on December 21, 2010, 06:48:45 PM
Great.  The Army can go plant trees and the Navy can swim everywhere they go.  :whatever:

Dumbasses.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: compaqxp on December 22, 2010, 12:54:30 AM
I would like to see..

1) Proper Socialized Health Care
2) Some work on Global Warming
3) Obama work on his image so he gets elected again in 2012
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: diesel driver on December 22, 2010, 01:20:02 AM
I would like to see..

1) Proper Socialized Health Care


Never mind that it has yet to work anywhere its been tried. 

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2) Some work on Global Warming


Even though its a fraud and a myth.

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3) Obama work on his image so he gets elected again in 2012


Obama's image has nothing to do with his ability to be re-elected in 2012.  His policies will sink him, just like Carter's.

3 for 3 epic fail.    You're OUT!   
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: compaqxp on December 22, 2010, 01:37:58 AM
You're OUT!   

All you provided were your opinions, with sources anything you said is worthless.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on December 22, 2010, 06:03:56 AM
All you provided were your opinions, with sources anything you said is worthless.


And here I thought it was the original poster's duty to cite sources for their posts.  Silly me!!!
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: whiffleball on December 22, 2010, 06:36:13 AM
I would like to see..

1) Proper Socialized Health Care
2) Some work on Global Warming
3) Obama work on his image so he gets elected again in 2012


1)  Like Britain's marvelous system that's keeping everyone in peak health in a timely manner?

2)  Why do you want the globe to get warmer?

3)  Wasn't his image slick enough for you the first time? 
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 22, 2010, 07:20:44 AM
1)  Like Britain's marvelous system that's keeping everyone in peak health in a timely manner? If you make it thru the 3 year waiting period.
2)  Why do you want the globe to get warmer? So, he can say, "I told you so." That is all.

3)  Wasn't his image slick enough for you the first time? 
It was down right slimey but they voted for the scum anyway.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: true_blood on December 22, 2010, 01:25:00 PM
I would like to see..
1) Proper Socialized Health Care
2) Some work on Global Warming
3) Obama work on his image so he gets elected again in 2012
Is this a "real" post? :???: In other words, you'd like to see a bankrupt America.
EPIC FAIL on your part. :loser:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 22, 2010, 01:40:23 PM

EPIC FAIL! How does that work, by the way? From the bottom up:???:

You're askin' the wrong people! I think you'll have to go over to the DUmp's GLBT forum for that one!

Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 22, 2010, 01:41:10 PM
Go hug a tree, you goon. :tongue:

Preferably, during a thunderstorm.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: true_blood on December 22, 2010, 01:41:29 PM
You're askin' the wrong people! I think you'll have to go over to the DUmp's GLBT forum for that one!
:lol: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 22, 2010, 04:53:54 PM
I would like to see..

1) Proper Socialized Health Care
2) Some work on Global Warming
3) Obama work on his image so he gets elected again in 2012


1. Then move to Britain
2. Then move to Spain
3.  So you want him to look like he is even more incompetent than he already is?
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 22, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
3) Obama work on his image so he gets elected again in 2012

His image is already burned into my TV screen....even when it's turned off. His white half stands out on a black screen.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: diesel driver on December 22, 2010, 05:26:34 PM
All you provided were your opinions, with sources anything you said is worthless.

As did you.  

Source yours, smart guy!

I'm tired of doing the heavy lifting of sourcing my "opinions" to moron liberals, who will just poo poo whatever I link to if they don't like the link.  

38 years old, and still a liberal.  Definitely dealing with a learning disability.   :hammer:

On a lighter note   :bigbird:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 22, 2010, 05:32:54 PM
3) Obama work on his image so he gets elected again in 2012

His image is already burned into my TV screen....even when it's turned off. His white half stands out on a black screen.


 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: true_blood on December 22, 2010, 06:25:32 PM
As did you. Source yours, smart guy! I'm tired of doing the heavy lifting of sourcing my "opinions" to moron liberals, who will just poo poo whatever I link to if they don't like the link.  
38 years old, and still a liberal.  Definitely dealing with a learning disability.   :hammer:
On a lighter note   :bigbird:
:lmao: :rotf:
H5 brother.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 23, 2010, 04:34:25 AM
Obama work on his image so he gets elected again in 2012

That ain't gonna happen.  However, if he wants to work on his image after losing reeletion, he should do what Jimmah did . . . and build houses for low-income people.  Then, STFU on what President Palin might be doing to un**** the country.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: compaqxp on December 23, 2010, 11:35:07 AM
President Palin

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/52/Double-facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 23, 2010, 03:17:47 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/52/Double-facepalm.jpg)

You deserve this for your siggy.  The Obamessiah is going to get Oblammed by whoever the Republicans put up.  If the Constitution were changed to allow GWB to run again, all the Republicans would have to do is show the unemployment figures under Dubya . . . and show the same figures under the Obumbler.  Dubya would win in a landslide.

BSed again.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: true_blood on December 23, 2010, 07:32:17 PM
You deserve this for your siggy.  The Obamessiah is going to get Oblammed by whoever the Republicans put up.  If the Constitution were changed to allow GWB to run again, all the Republicans would have to do is show the unemployment figures under Dubya . . . and show the same figures under the Obumbler.  Dubya would win in a landslide.
BSed again.
Yup! You said it BSS. Let the facts speaks for themselves.
The repubs could also throw in the size of gubberment under the imposter, the deficit/debt and HELLCARE.
Title: Re: Your 3 Wishes for 2011
Post by: Thor on December 23, 2010, 07:52:27 PM
I only have a couple of wishes; 1.) That all Libtards would choke on their tofurkey & die; 2.) That our Government was restored to follow the Constitution, nothing more, nothing less.

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