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Title: heroic chris_
Post by: franksolich on December 20, 2010, 07:16:13 PM
Congratulations, chris_, sir!

You're the tops!

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Top 10 Posters
   
chris_               20000
franksolich               19135
thundley4               16157
Wretched Excess       15713
NHSparky               13311
Lord Undies       11563
The Village Idiot       11081
DixieBelle               10610
DumbAss Tanker       10475
JohnnyReb               10399

Awesome job!
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: ConservativeMobster on December 20, 2010, 07:22:08 PM
for real?  congrats chris!  callused fingers much?  :tongue:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 20, 2010, 07:28:31 PM
Woohoo!!!!!!
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Ballygrl on December 20, 2010, 07:29:09 PM
Oh cool!
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: thundley4 on December 20, 2010, 07:32:06 PM
Congrats Chris.



Holy cow, I passed WE?  I didn't think that would happen even with him being gone most of the time.  I really need to get a life.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: franksolich on December 20, 2010, 07:46:00 PM
Congrats Chris.



Holy cow, I passed WE?  I didn't think that would happen even with him being gone most of the time.  I really need to get a life.

You're doing great, sir.

But the one to watch out for is true_blood, who has 4061 posts.

He's been a member only since August, and appears powerfully motivated.

It's all good.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2010, 07:48:16 PM
for real?  congrats chris!  callused fingers much?  :tongue:
Sore knuckles mostly.  :lmao:

I should make a list on how to get a high post count.  Tip 1: be shamelessly self-absorbed.  :-)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 20, 2010, 07:48:16 PM
That's a lot of LOLs and OMGs!  :lmao:

But seriously, chris underscore, you are one of my faves. Congrats.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: true_blood on December 20, 2010, 07:48:53 PM
Congrats Chris! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
That's a lot of LOLs and OMGs!  :lmao:

But seriously, chris underscore, you are one of my faves. Congrats.  :cheersmate:
Here's lookin' at you.  :asssmack: :evil: :-* :tongue:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 20, 2010, 07:58:00 PM
Here's lookin' at you.  :asssmack: :evil: :-* :tongue:

LOL!  :lol:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Thor on December 20, 2010, 08:10:45 PM
:postwhore:


Now, I have to wonder, can I ever catch up to chris_.......

Hell, I'm not even in the top ten and I was like #7 to sign up....  :bawl:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 20, 2010, 08:43:55 PM
Good job, whore.  ;)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2010, 08:45:05 PM
Yeah baby. :afro:


You realize this is just making things worse?







+1
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 20, 2010, 08:45:24 PM
O rly?
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2010, 08:46:54 PM
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?action=profile;u=7

Poor Thor. :-)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 20, 2010, 08:47:32 PM
:postwhore:


Now, I have to wonder, can I ever catch up to chris_.......

Hell, I'm not even in the top ten and I was like #7 to sign up....  :bawl:

I am halfway to you.....better watch your back!
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 20, 2010, 08:48:46 PM
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?action=profile;u=7

Poor Thor. :-)

Chris_, neener-neenering is not nice.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: thundley4 on December 20, 2010, 08:50:15 PM
Chris_, neener-neenering is not nice.

But it is funny.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 20, 2010, 08:55:56 PM
But it is funny.

Prolly not if you are the neener victim, but yeah, maybe a little. 
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Boudicca on December 20, 2010, 09:01:27 PM
Congrats, chris.  NOW, I have a bone to pick with youall who run the Cave...

Very recently I surpassed the 1000th post and no one delivered a pony.   :bawl:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Chris_ on December 20, 2010, 09:04:38 PM
sorry... :(


Thread or no thread, we love you.  :-*
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Boudicca on December 20, 2010, 09:06:27 PM
sorry... :(


Thread or no thread, we love you.  :-*

Are you talking to me big poster? :naughty:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: franksolich on December 20, 2010, 09:18:41 PM
For everyone's illumination, for whenever one hears the primitives whine about how we don't have a life:

Doug's stupid ex-wife has been on Skins's island since November 2004.

I heard it bandied around a while back that she had attained 250,000 posts

I never bothered checking this out, but another time, maybe about six months ago, she was posting an "average" of 80 per day, and Doug's stupid ex-wife wasn't being too active at that time.

Eighty per day.

Compare, please, the "average" posts per day here (numbers rounded):

18 chris_
18 franksolich
17 thundley4
14 Wretched Excess
12 NHSparky
11 Lord Undies
16 The Village Idot
10 DixieBelle
10 Tanker
10 JohnnyReb

I dunno which member here has the highest "average daily posts" here, but it's probably not chris_, thundley4, Wretched Excess, or myself.  It might be true_blood, clocking in at 30 adp.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: franksolich on December 20, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
Oops, chris_, in hot pursuit of Doug's stupid ex-wife, suddenly went up to 19 per day.

The software must've updated things while I was figuring this out.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Thor on December 21, 2010, 01:30:48 AM
Congrats, chris.  NOW, I have a bone to pick with youall who run the Cave...

Very recently I surpassed the 1000th post and no one delivered a pony.   :bawl:

You don't get your free pony until 500,000 posts.......
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Boudicca on December 21, 2010, 08:50:14 AM
You don't get your free pony until 500,000 posts.......

Are you confusing me with a DUmmie?!  Just cuz Lord Zer0's zombie hordes of worshippers tolerate, nay embrace, his moving of the goal posts doesn't mean I do! :hammer:  I demand a Skittles shitting unicorn now!
 :tongue: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Wineslob on December 21, 2010, 10:21:58 AM
Gratz Chris. Shade, can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas?    :naughty:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 21, 2010, 11:09:00 AM
for real?  congrats chris!  callused fingers much?  :tongue:
Yeah, but it's not from posting! :-)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 11:24:54 AM
Yeah, but it's not from posting! :-)

That's nasty.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Thor on December 21, 2010, 11:44:57 AM
That's nasty.

You have a dirty mind.  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:   chris_ works on cars a LOT. One gets calloused fingers from working on cars......
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 01:42:33 PM
You have a dirty mind.  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:   chris_ works on cars a LOT. One gets calloused fingers from working on cars......

:rofl:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 01:56:43 PM
You have a dirty mind.  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:   chris_ works on cars a LOT. One gets calloused fingers from working on cars......

Gawd. Think about it. If one gets calloused fingers from abusing one's, um, appendage, what kind of shape is that appendage in?

Never mind - I don't wanna know!!!!!     :bolt:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 21, 2010, 01:58:14 PM
That's nasty.
Yes i know....He should be ashamed of himself.....Rosie palms and all! :-)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Chris_ on December 21, 2010, 02:04:30 PM
I'm glad you folks are enjoying yourselves. (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/laughing.gif)

I suppose it could be worse.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 02:07:49 PM
I'm glad you folks are enjoying yourselves. (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/laughing.gif)

I suppose it could be worse.

Buddy, don't get twisted.....I think you just need some zombo.  Zombo will make it better, it always does!

www.zombo.com

 :-)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 02:46:05 PM
Buddy, don't get twisted.....I think you just need some zombo.  Zombo will make it better, it always does!

www.zombo.com

 :-)

 :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:

h5
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 02:48:52 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:

h5

The funny thing, is Chris showed me zombo first!  Must share the zombo.   :-)

The world is a better place with zombo!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 02:50:43 PM
The funny thing, is Chris showed me zombo first!  Must share the zombo.   :-)

The world is a better place with zombo!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Welcome to zombo com. This. Is. Zombo com.

Etc.

 :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 03:24:34 PM
Is that site stuck on repeat?  I was there for five minutes... waiting. 
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 03:27:45 PM
Is that site stuck on repeat?  I was there for five minutes... waiting. 

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 03:42:04 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

See!  That, my friend is the magic of Zombo!
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: thundley4 on December 21, 2010, 03:49:49 PM
Is that site stuck on repeat?  I was there for five minutes... waiting. 

I posted the link on facebook, but got no replies or questions about it.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 03:53:30 PM
I posted the link on facebook, but got no replies or questions about it.

I must have missed it.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
I posted the link on facebook, but got no replies or questions about it.

Heh.  I guess they were too scared to ask.   :naughty:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: thundley4 on December 21, 2010, 03:56:17 PM
Heh.  I guess they were too scared to ask.   :naughty:

People know me too well.  :rotf:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Randy on December 21, 2010, 04:02:45 PM
Shade, can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas?   

I dunno. I think I'd prefer if she sat in my lap while I told her what I wanted for Christmas....  :naughty:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 04:04:52 PM
Heh.  I guess they were too scared to ask.   :naughty:

Well, the rather swarthy, arabic-sounding voice is a little intimidating, much like Achmed, the Dead Terrorist tries to sound with his "Silence!  I kill you!".

 :rotf:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 04:05:50 PM
I'll ask..

What is Zombo?
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 21, 2010, 04:06:42 PM
I hear Chris has mutated hands, thus enabling his prolific typing skills.

(http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/learn_how_to_type_fast_fastest_typist_typing.jpg)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 04:08:07 PM
I'll ask..

What is Zombo?

EC, my take on the whole thing is, it's a spoof. You're supposed to say, "Cool! Zombo.com is where it's at!" And then you patiently wait for the "site" to load.

And it never does.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 04:08:44 PM
EC, my take on the whole thing is, it's a spoof. You're supposed to say, "Cool! Zombo.com is where it's at!" And then you patiently wait for the "site" to load.

And it never does.

 :rotf:

Ok, so I totally fell for it earlier.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Eupher on December 21, 2010, 04:11:10 PM
Ok, so I totally fell for it earlier.

Uh.... Yeah, that's an accurate statement.  :-)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2010, 04:31:58 PM
EC, my take on the whole thing is, it's a spoof. You're supposed to say, "Cool! Zombo.com is where it's at!" And then you patiently wait for the "site" to load.

And it never does.

 :rotf:

Yeah, that is pretty much it.   :-)
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: Chris_ on December 21, 2010, 06:46:59 PM
Is that site stuck on repeat?  I was there for five minutes... waiting. 
:rotf:

I like it.  It's soothing and self-affirming at the same time.
Title: Re: heroic chris_
Post by: littlelamb on December 21, 2010, 09:06:47 PM
Great job Chris!!