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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: thundley4 on December 20, 2010, 05:56:48 PM

Title: Mrs. Smith is loaded.
Post by: thundley4 on December 20, 2010, 05:56:48 PM

“Okay, Mrs. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CCW permit.  Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

Mrs. Smith says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.  There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.  And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says.  “Anything else?”

“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun.  That’s about it.”

“Mrs. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range…?”

“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of…?”

“Not a damn thing”

Title: Re: Mrs. Smith is loaded.
Post by: debk on December 20, 2010, 06:11:57 PM

 :lmao:

Title: Re: Mrs. Smith is loaded.
Post by: MrsSmith on December 20, 2010, 06:23:11 PM

I take it "Mrs. Smith" didn't have to report the muzzle loader?


 :rotf: :rotf:

Title: Re: Mrs. Smith is loaded.
Post by: true_blood on December 21, 2010, 07:21:53 PM

I like it. :cheersmate: