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Optimal Sex Takes 3 to 13 Minutes, Study Finds
NEW YORK — Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed.
A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.
If that sounds like good news to you, don't cheer too loudly. The time does not count foreplay, and the therapists did rate sexual intercourse that lasts from 1 to 2 minutes as "too short."
Researcher Eric Corty said he hoped to ease the minds of those who believe "more of something good is better, and if you really want to satisfy your partner, you should last forever."
The questions were not gender-specific, said Corty. But he said prior research has shown men and women want foreplay and sexual intercourse to last longer.
Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited a four-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women in the study were armed with stopwatches.)
Oh, now that just ain't right. :uhsure:
MORE, GASP, MORE (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,345511,00.html) :lmao:
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Thread goes blue in 3...2...1...
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Stopwatches??? Yeah, no pressure there!!!!!
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Everything is fine. Don't panic. I have the low-end covered. :-)
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This thead pleases schade greatly. :naughty:
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This thead pleases schade greatly. :naughty:
The three minute end of it disappoints me greatly :-)
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Everything is fine. Don't panic. I have the low-end covered. :-)
So many puns, so little time. :lmao:
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This thead pleases schade greatly. :naughty:
The 3 minute part or the 13 minute part?
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Everything is fine. Don't panic. I have the low-end covered. :-)
So many puns, so little time. :lmao:
I might have to WATCH what I say in this thread :uhsure:
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What a dumbass article. I happen to know for a fact it only takes 40 seconds.
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What a dumbass article. I happen to know for a fact it only takes 40 seconds.
Well, if she wants it twice.
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What a dumbass article. I happen to know for a fact it only takes 40 seconds.
Well, if she wants it twice.
Well, I'm a romantic. I always make time for a little foreplay.
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What a dumbass article. I happen to know for a fact it only takes 40 seconds.
Well, if she wants it twice.
Well, I'm a romantic. I always make time for a little foreplay.
Old school :)
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What a dumbass article. I happen to know for a fact it only takes 40 seconds.
Well, if she wants it twice.
Well, I'm a romantic. I always make time for a little foreplay.
Old school :)
Just for those times when "Brace yourself" just doesn't seem like enough.
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Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited a four-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women in the study were armed with stopwatches.)
Well, I've got to give them credit...I'm not sure I'd have the presence of mind to hang on to the damn watch, let alone push the button.
Cindie
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Well, I've got to give them credit...I'm not sure I'd have the presence of mind to hang on to the damn watch, let alone push the button.
Cindie
That's hot. :-)
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This thread made me laugh really loud. High five to everyone! :cheersmate:
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I've got the spread covered (so to speak). It takes three minutes first. Then it takes thirteen minutes.
:naughty:
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(http://www.thesocialcentre.com/images/kramer2.jpg)
I`m out
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I have never had a complaint. That's all I'm saying.
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They weren't specific about the foreplay part.
Just thinking about it makes my jaw sore. :(
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Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited a four-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women in the study were armed with stopwatches.)
Well, I've got to give them credit...I'm not sure I'd have the presence of mind to hang on to the damn watch, let alone push the button.
Cindie
That's what I was thinking. LOL :rotf:
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They weren't specific about the foreplay part.
Just thinking about it makes my jaw sore. :(
it's all the begging :wink:
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4-Play is good. It kinda negates the 2-minute bang. I can 4-Play a woman for 2 hours. :naughty:
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They weren't specific about the foreplay part.
Just thinking about it makes my jaw sore. :(
it's all the begging :wink:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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This thread is killing me :lmao: hi 5s all around.
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Ya'll are making me snort coffee today!!!!
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Ya'll are making me snort coffee today!!!!
Is that like spooning???
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Hell,
Sex is like bull riding. 8 Seconds and I am out.
The hardest part is the dismount.
9.0 7.3 5.6 9.0 9.0 9.0
RU US RO FR UK GER
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A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.
This survey HAD to be done by liberals...who else would take something fun, sweet, sexy, mindblowing and turn it into a "process". I don't have a clue how long it takes and I don't really care. Instead of bringing stopwatches to bed (I can think of funner toys) maybe they should stop emasculating their men. If I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian. Then again, maybe even that wouldn't help...when you spend all your emotion on anger and hatred you don't have anything left for passion.
Cindie
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A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.
This survey HAD to be done by liberals...who else would take something fun, sweet, sexy, mindblowing and turn it into a "process". I don't have a clue how long it takes and I don't really care. Instead of bringing stopwatches to bed (I can think of funner toys) maybe they should stop emasculating their men. If I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian. Then again, maybe even that wouldn't help...when you spend all your emotion on anger and hatred you don't have anything left for passion.
Cindie
:clap: :clap: This is why I have always loved your posts, Cindie. No shitting around!
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4-Play is good. It kinda negates the 2-minute bang. I can 4-Play a woman for 2 hours. :naughty:
I don't think teaching her to play 9-ball counts as forplay.
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A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.
This survey HAD to be done by liberals...who else would take something fun, sweet, sexy, mindblowing and turn it into a "process". I don't have a clue how long it takes and I don't really care. Instead of bringing stopwatches to bed (I can think of funner toys) maybe they should stop emasculating their men. If I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian. Then again, maybe even that wouldn't help...when you spend all your emotion on anger and hatred you don't have anything left for passion.
Cindie
There are women that are tougher than what liberal men have turned into.
*Red*
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Just for those times when "Brace yourself" just doesn't seem like enough.
I'll have to remember that. I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.
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Yet Again, this bears reposting:
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A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.
This survey HAD to be done by liberals...who else would take something fun, sweet, sexy, mindblowing and turn it into a "process". I don't have a clue how long it takes and I don't really care. Instead of bringing stopwatches to bed (I can think of funner toys) maybe they should stop emasculating their men. If I wanted a ***** I'd be a lesbian. Then again, maybe even that wouldn't help...when you spend all your emotion on anger and hatred you don't have anything left for passion.
Cindie
Yowza! You said it girl. :cheersmate:
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I'll have to remember that. I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.
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Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.
It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.
The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.
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I'll have to remember that. I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.
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Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.
It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.
The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.
Well you'd think she'd just relax and enjoy the sensation of all those tingling nerve endings. At the very least she could just shut up, close her eyes, and make out her grocery list.
Cindie
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I'll have to remember that. I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.
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Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.
It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.
The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.
Well you'd think she'd just relax and enjoy the sensation of all those tingling nerve endings. At the very least she could just shut up, close her eyes, and make out her grocery list.
Cindie
Or recall baseball scores...
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I'll have to remember that. I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.
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Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.
It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.
The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.
I will never ever ever understand those type of women. The former, not your current. :-)
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I'll have to remember that. I tried the line "Are you through yet?", but it just didn't have the effect for which I was hoping.
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Heard that one quite a few times. For years the shoe was on the other foot at my house. 13+ minute man married to a 3 minute or less female.
It really helps a fellow finish up what he's started when he hears, "Will you please hurry up." "What's taking you so long." "You're just doing this to make me mad." "I got mine. I can't help it if you didn't get yours." ....and on and on it went.
The women that came along after our divorce sure didn't seem to mind.
Mrs RC and I are perfectly matched - we're both less then 3 minute people.
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We average 30-40 mintues if there is nothing fancy going on.
And I can cook too! :shucks:
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I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.
Women... another matter all together. :p
*Red*
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I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.
Women... another matter all together. :p
*Red*
If you do ever have sex with one, we will all be intrigued to know.
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We average 30-40 mintues if there is nothing fancy going on.
And I can cook too! :shucks:
:popcorn: :uhsure:
So you're a keeper? :-)
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I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.
Women... another matter all together. :p
*Red*
I am assuming there is a chick involved in this self timing...
Because if you need 45 minutes of foreplay when you are alone to get you in the mood you MIGHT have some personal issues. :tongue:
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I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.
Women... another matter all together. :p
*Red*
I am assuming there is a chick involved in this self timing...
Because if you need 45 minutes of foreplay when you are alone to get you in the mood you MIGHT have some personal issues. :tongue:
It's sorta like convincing yourself you want to masturbate. :fuelfire:
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It's sorta like convincing yourself you want to masturbate. :fuelfire:
You think guys need convincing? :lmao:
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It's sorta like convincing yourself you want to masturbate. :fuelfire:
You think guys need convincing? :lmao:
Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either. :evillaugh:
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Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either. :evillaugh:
Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me. :-)
Friggin' ho.
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In the words of Woody Allen:
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
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Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either. :evillaugh:
Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me. :-)
Friggin' ho.
:o
A bath faucet?
I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
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:o
A bath faucet?
I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
Whatever works. :-)
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Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either. :evillaugh:
Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me. :-)
Friggin' ho.
:o
A bath faucet?
I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
Hmmm! :naughty: :therock:
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On a funny side note, a while back the daughter walked into the bedroom and went to borrow a belt from the wife...
Who yelled at her "I'll get it!!!!" a second after she said "Yeah Sure" when she realized which drawer the kid was going to be digging in.
:-)
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A bath faucet?
I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
Whatever works. :-)
How liberal :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either. :evillaugh:
Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me. :-)
Friggin' ho.
:o
A bath faucet?
I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
Hmmm! :naughty: :therock:
I'm going to get this thread moved to the short bus...I'm determined. :-)
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Well, the thread is already in second gear. :-)
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Well, the thread is already in second gear. :-)
The mens will chicken out and it will fizzle out like air out of a big flat short bus tire :bawl: :bawl: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
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Which is will prove the study right :-)
:rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire: :hyper:
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Which is will prove the study right :-)
:rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire: :hyper:
They must be eating or adjusting their 'junk' or something.Typical! :censored: :evillaugh: :fuelfire: :hyper:
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Is that final four crap still on???
*runs :-)
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Is that final four crap still on???
*runs :-)
I've heard the Hockey crap playoffs start in a couple days too....
:fuelfire: :fuelfire: :bolt: :bolt: :evil:(I know the response is coming to this one :lmao:)
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Dixie, perhaps they are busy with their 'Menaissance'? :evillaugh:
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Dixie, perhaps they are busy with their 'Menaissance'? :evillaugh:
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
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When I was a smoker, I used to smoke during sex. Until one day the ashtray slid off her ass.
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Women who make it a priority don't need convincing either. :evillaugh:
Just get under the bath faucet and think about me. That's what my EX-wife did when I deployed. ....well, at least she "said" she was thinking about me. :-)
Friggin' ho.
:o
A bath faucet?
I thought that's what the detachable shower massager was for :thatsright: :lmao:
Really! I'm trying to imagine the contorted position one would have to get into to get the water to hit the right place. It would have to be at least as uncomfortable as some of the ridiculous positions they put porn actresses in (they must have SOME acting talent because they manage to stay in a position that the most practiced Yogi would find challenging while moaning and screaming at the same time). The detachable shower massage had to be invented by a woman.
Cindie
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Is that final four crap still on???
*runs :-)
I've heard the Hockey crap playoffs start in a couple days too....
:fuelfire: :fuelfire: :bolt: :bolt: :evil:(I know the response is coming to this one :lmao:)
Yes! My beloved Red Wings are starting their march to their 4th Stanley Cup In 10 years! What of it? Someone is a little bitter me thinks :uhsure: :-)
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Is that final four crap still on???
*runs :-)
I've heard the Hockey crap playoffs start in a couple days too....
:fuelfire: :fuelfire: :bolt: :bolt: :evil:(I know the response is coming to this one :lmao:)
Yes! My beloved Red Wings are starting their march to their 4th Stanley Cup In 10 years! What of it? Someone is a little bitter me thinks :uhsure: :-)
When you see the random photo thread, we'll see who's bitter :lmao:
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When I was a smoker, I used to smoke during sex. Until one day the ashtray slid off her ass.
You should have used a ashtray with a rubber bottom. They stay put.
Always resist the urge to use the butt butt snuffer. Even the rubber bottomed ashtray will fly off.
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When I was a smoker, I used to smoke during sex. Until one day the ashtray slid off her ass.
Next time go for a dwarf with a flat head and no teeth.
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.
:rimshot:
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.
:rimshot:
I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.
:rimshot:
I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
I'll split the tips with you too. :-)
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.
:rimshot:
I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
I'll split the tips with you too. :-)
she'll be here all week, folks. :rotf:
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.
:rimshot:
I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
I'll split the tips with you too. :-)
she'll be here all week, folks. :rotf:
Don't forget to try the veal.
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Well if you're smoking during sex, you're going too fast.
what does it mean when there is a huge *clang* and gears fly out? :-)
it means you threw a rod.
:rimshot:
I'll set 'em up, DB, you knock 'em down. :-)
I'll split the tips with you too. :-)
she'll be here all week, folks. :rotf:
Don't forget to try the veal.
...there's plenty of ham too. :rimshot:
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When I was a smoker, I used to smoke during sex. Until one day the ashtray slid off her ass.
You should have used a ashtray with a rubber bottom. They stay put.
Always resist the urge to use the butt butt snuffer. Even the rubber bottomed ashtray will fly off.
Now the ashtray is replaced with the remote, I like to watch 60 Minutes.
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I semi-timed myself once. I believe I'm about an 8-15 minute run for the act itself, but the warm up brings it up to about an hour.
Women... another matter all together. :p
*Red*
I am assuming there is a chick involved in this self timing...
Because if you need 45 minutes of foreplay when you are alone to get you in the mood you MIGHT have some personal issues. :tongue:
Nope. . . just... glance at clock once at beginning. Look at clock when you want him to start up again.
I consider oral foreplay. :p
*Red*