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Title: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: mamacags on December 16, 2010, 11:42:28 AM
A couple of days ago it was announced that Michael C. Hall (Dexter) was being divorced by his wife (sister) Jennifer Carpenter.  This gave me the sads because I liked them both.

Today about 239782493 gossip sites announced Michael C. Hall was banging Julia Stiles (Lumen :bird:) on the set of Dexter.  At this point all conspiracies lead to Julia Stiles.  9-11?  Julia Stiles.  JFK? Julia Stiles.  Sinking of the Titanic?  Julia Stiles.  If you look closely at pictures of Jesus being crucified you can see Julia Stiles standing there grinning like a dumbass in the crowd.

HNC, I am going to have to blame you for not offing this bitch and making her barrel girl #1.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: NHSparky on December 16, 2010, 12:08:32 PM
She does have a kickin bod, though.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: mamacags on December 16, 2010, 12:11:17 PM
If you mean she has a body that looks like it has been kicked a lot, by elephants, then yes she does.  :hammer:

I feel like I am about to go off the deep end about this person, kinda like another person has gone off the deep end about furry animals here.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: CactusCarlos on December 16, 2010, 12:19:17 PM
At this point all conspiracies lead to Julia Stiles.  9-11?  Julia Stiles.  JFK? Julia Stiles.  Sinking of the Titanic?  Julia Stiles.  If you look closely at pictures of Jesus being crucified you can see Julia Stiles standing there grinning like a dumbass in the crowd.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: Wineslob on December 16, 2010, 12:23:57 PM
She does have a kickin bod, though.


Meh, looks like she's the 1/4 pounder at Micky D's.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 16, 2010, 12:47:16 PM
If you look closely at pictures of Jesus being crucified you can see Julia Stiles standing there grinning like a dumbass in the crowd.

HNC, I am going to have to blame you for not offing this bitch and making her barrel girl #1.

First of all, that was seriously funny, mamacags!!!  :rotf:

Secondly, I can honestly say I never saw any evidence that those two were hooking up. Granted, I didn't spend an awful lot of time on set, but I was there when they shot the scene of Lumen and Dexter hitting the sheets after killing Tilden, as was Jennifer, who didn't seem the least bit uncomfortable about what Michael and Julia were doing on-camera. Take that for whatever it's worth, though.

Now that this season has ended, I've been itching to do "The Obligatory Dexter Season 5 Thread," wherein I'll describe why things turned out they way they did, and how Showtime's having dragged it's friggin feet on renewal basically ****ed up the entire season.

I promise I'll do that in the next 2 hours....

Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 16, 2010, 01:44:03 PM
First of all, that was seriously funny, mamacags!!!  :rotf:

Secondly, I can honestly say I never saw any evidence that those two were hooking up. Granted, I didn't spend an awful lot of time on set, but I was there when they shot the scene of Lumen and Dexter hitting the sheets after killing Tilden, as was Jennifer, who didn't seem the least bit uncomfortable about what Michael and Julia were doing on-camera. Take that for whatever it's worth, though.

Now that this season has ended, I've been itching to do "The Obligatory Dexter Season 5 Thread," wherein I'll describe why things turned out they way they did, and how Showtime's having dragged it's friggin feet on renewal basically ****ed up the entire season.

I promise I'll do that in the next 2 hours....



Are you supposed to be posting here yet, or are you still in isolation for your new project  :whistling:

Nice to see you back  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: debk on December 16, 2010, 01:52:06 PM
Nice to see you back, HNC....

you have been missed!
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: mamacags on December 16, 2010, 01:52:54 PM
One of my friends on facebook has been bitching endlessly about how season 5 turned out.  Like you guys were supposed to have some sort of cliff hanger exciting finale when you didn't even know if there would be a season 6.  I thought it turned out great (except for the part where a pack of wolves torn Lumen limb from limb and then shat her out on a pile of rotting rat corpses.)  You didn't have a lot of time to close up 239879423  loose ends.  I liked how things ended up.  If there wasn't a season 6 I would have been totally satisfied.  Thank God they didn't go for the dumbass loser ending like The Sopranos.  I would have had to quietly simmer in rage for the next 10 years.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 16, 2010, 02:14:30 PM
Are you supposed to be posting here yet, or are you still in isolation for your new project  :whistling:

Nice to see you back  :cheersmate:

I am indeed finished, Rose  :cheersmate:

I was working on the first draft of a screenplay that we hope to start shooting by September/October of next year. Unlike a TV format, where you have the talents of other people to speed things along, a film script is something that I could easily take 6 months to finish, given the chance to sit around and play grab-ass all day.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: njpines on December 16, 2010, 03:11:02 PM
Now that this season has ended, I've been itching to do "The Obligatory Dexter Season 5 Thread," wherein I'll describe why things turned out they way they did, and how Showtime's having dragged it's friggin feet on renewal basically ****ed up the entire season.

I promise I'll do that in the next 2 hours....

So happy you're back!!   Whoo-hoo!  :-)
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 16, 2010, 08:42:59 PM
A couple of days ago it was announced that Michael C. Hall (Dexter) was being divorced by his wife (sister) Jennifer Carpenter.  This gave me the sads because I liked them both.

Today about 239782493 gossip sites announced Michael C. Hall was banging Julia Stiles (Lumen :bird:) on the set of Dexter.  At this point all conspiracies lead to Julia Stiles.  9-11?  Julia Stiles.  JFK? Julia Stiles.  Sinking of the Titanic?  Julia Stiles.  If you look closely at pictures of Jesus being crucified you can see Julia Stiles standing there grinning like a dumbass in the crowd.

HNC, I am going to have to blame you for not offing this bitch and making her barrel girl #1.

So, she must of started the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War...............
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: mamacags on December 17, 2010, 05:03:10 AM
She started it by teaching the bunnies to be sodomites.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 17, 2010, 02:30:34 PM
She started it by teaching the bunnies to be sodomites.

God's anger will be unleashed on the filthy bunnies.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: IassaFTots on December 17, 2010, 03:11:04 PM
God's anger will be unleashed on the filthy bunnies.

And, of course, Julia Stiles. 
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: Ballygrl on December 18, 2010, 02:04:21 PM
I love Hollywood Gossip and Blind Items, thought you guys and HNC in particular would like this 1:

LAINEY‘S GOSSIP 12/15
I mentioned yesterday that there are a few more details about one of the recent splits announced in Hollywood this week. Turns out there was someone else: his love interest this season on his tv show. Their chemistry was so crazy and so evident to everyone that writer and producers, seeing it play out on set, actually cranked up their sex scenes to capture it for show. Her career has seen a resurgence since. Eventually the two fell in love. They were together, very close, at a Halloween party in New York this fall hosted by a famously controversial writer (this isn’t a super important detail) and those who observed them that night are not surprised now that he’s ended it with his wife. Michael C Hall and Julia Stiles
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 18, 2010, 03:55:23 PM
I spent Thursday evening having dinner with the show's cinematographer, her husband, and one of the Colleton Company's publicists.

ALL OF THEM deny that Julia Stiles' is in any way involved with Michael C. Hall, or his impending divorce.

Take that for what it's worth, but I am going to assume the rumors are bullshit.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: mamacags on December 18, 2010, 04:04:29 PM
They have been blinded by the evil veil that hangs over Julia Stiles.  She gets away with murder every day due to the fact that no one can see her doing it.  The Quaids were talking about the Hollywood Wackers, well it isn't Wackers, it is Wacker!  If you look at every death in Hollywood in the past 10 years, Julia Stiles was in some way involved.  I would prove this but I have already said too much.  The J.S. Cabal already started it with me and if I disappear you all know why!
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 18, 2010, 04:10:50 PM
They have been blinded by the evil veil that hangs over Julia Stiles.  She gets away with murder every day due to the fact that no one can see her doing it.  The Quaids were talking about the Hollywood Wackers, well it isn't Wackers, it is Wacker!  If you look at every death in Hollywood in the past 10 years, Julia Stiles was in some way involved.  I would prove this but I have already said too much.  The J.S. Cabal already started it with me and if I disappear you all know why!

Either knock that shit off, or I'll be forced to hunt you down, take you out for steaks and Bombay Sapphire martinis, and break your heart.

You've been warned, woman...
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: NHSparky on December 18, 2010, 10:07:15 PM
Either knock that shit off, or I'll be forced to hunt you down, take you out for steaks and Bombay Sapphire martinis, and break your heart.

You've been warned, woman...

You're just pissed she thought of it first, man.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 19, 2010, 07:29:27 AM
You're just pissed she thought of it first, man.


Well, thats true.  :-)
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: NHSparky on December 19, 2010, 07:32:56 AM


Well, thats true.  :-)

So if you were to turn all this into a teleplay or movie script, would you have to give her partial credit, and the money that goes along with it?

Granted, it'd never sell, but still.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: mamacags on December 19, 2010, 10:25:48 AM
A screenplay of me would read...
Melinda wakes up and starts bitching at the kids to hurry up and get ready for school
Melinda reads the whole internets
Melinda goes back to bed
Melinda wakes up eats brunch bitches online
Melinda reads whole internets again
Melinda halfass cleans the house
Melinda cooks dinner
Melinda goes to some kid's event
Melinda serves dinner
Melinda watches tv
Melinda goes back to bed again.

You could make that movie pretty damn cheap.  All it would cost is a nanny and a maid.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on December 19, 2010, 11:19:30 AM
A screenplay of me would read...
Melinda wakes up and starts bitching at the kids to hurry up and get ready for school
Melinda reads the whole internets
Melinda goes back to bed
Melinda wakes up eats brunch bitches online
Melinda reads whole internets again
Melinda halfass cleans the house
Melinda cooks dinner
Melinda goes to some kid's event
Melinda serves dinner
Melinda watches tv
Melinda goes back to bed again.

You could make that movie pretty damn cheap.  All it would cost is a nanny and a maid.

GOD, you rock...  :cheersmate: :yahoo:
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: Ballygrl on December 19, 2010, 11:27:43 AM
Are we allowed to give movie ideas to HNC? if so, Internet Wars..........The Battle Between Right and Wrong Message Boards.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: NHSparky on December 20, 2010, 08:09:48 AM
I hereby offer to be technical advisor to any submarine/nuclear power disaster movie he writes.

I hate unions, but damn even working for scale is pretty good money.
Title: Re: Why I loathe Julia Stiles and how she ruined Dexter
Post by: mamacags on December 20, 2010, 02:08:57 PM
I will be a panel for any tv show or movie.  I can tell you without a doubt if it sucks or not.  My experience is 42 years of nonstop tv and movie viewing along with opinions on everything.