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The Bar => Sports => Topic started by: cavegal on December 15, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
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http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2010/12/15/michael-vick-wants-dog-help-rehabilitation/?test=latestnews
Eagles quarterback Michael Vick, who spent time in prison for his involvement in dog fighting, said Tuesday having a dog as a pet would help in his rehabilitation.
Wanna bet he starts losing games and he will fade far away?
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Oh sweet mother of Mary!! I still haven't forgiven this piece of shit.
I'm impressed with his play on the field, but not with the guy, and now this? If you get that dog, say buh-bye to the Pro Bowl you're most likely gonna go to in Februrary, Vick. Watch it happen
I guess this just proves that you can take the man out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the man. At least in this instance...
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I think Michael Vick can go get blanked. Fill in the blank with whatever you feel appropriate.
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What would be karmic justice would be for Vick to be allowed to adopt a dog, and the dog turns around and destroys him. Not dead, because that would be advocating too much criminality, BUT enough to make him unable to play minature golf, let alone football.
Without anything happening to the dog except a brief stint at "rehab" as well. :whistling:
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What would be karmic justice would be for Vick to be allowed to adopt a dog, and the dog turns around and destroys him. Not dead, because that would be advocating too much criminality, BUT enough to make him unable to play minature golf, let alone football.
Without anything happening to the dog except a brief stint at "rehab" as well. :whistling:
Give him a dog trained to sniff out drugs. Maybe the dog should be trained bite his crotch first.
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Give him a dog trained to sniff out drugs. Maybe the dog should be trained bite his crotch first.
Does he even have a manhood left after his murdering of innocent doggies?
He's on par with the serial killers of this world AFAIC. :fuelfire:
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Even before the dog fighting crap happened, I never liked Michael Vick. Why? He is an arrogant prick who think he is above everything. What a dick!
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Even before the dog fighting crap happened, I never liked Michael Vick. Why? He is an arrogant prick who think he is above everything. What a dick!
Remember when he flipped off the crowd ? I think he did that 2wice. That was before the doggie ordeal.
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I think Michael Vick can go get blanked. Fill in the blank with whatever you feel appropriate.
neutered?
Dewormed?
His anal gland(s) expressed?
His tail docked?
Treated for heartworm?
Deticked?
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Remember when he flipped off the crowd ? I think he did that 2wice. That was before the doggie ordeal.
I think I remember that. Talk about a major league dickhead!
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Remember when he flipped off the crowd ? I think he did that 2wice. That was before the doggie ordeal.
Really?.....well Cam Newton is going to take his place.
Get Vick a pink poodle.
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neutered?
Dewormed?
His anal gland(s) expressed?
His tail docked?
Treated for heartworm?
Deticked?
All of the above works for me. He is a bad bad man, I hope he suffers at the paws of a wicked group of feral puppies.
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Does he even have a manhood left after his murdering of innocent doggies?
He's on par with the serial killers of this world AFAIC. :fuelfire:
Michael Vick is in the same league with Lori Drew, South Hadley 6, and Osama bin Laden, when it comes to being a public enemy. Not that I am in any equating it with mass murder.
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Really?.....well Cam Newton is going to take his place.
Get Vick a pink poodle.
I think Cam is headed to Buffalo, Carolina, Minnesota, or Arizona actually.
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Really?.....well Cam Newton is going to take his place.
Get Vick a pink poodle.
Got something against poodles?
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I think Cam is headed to Buffalo, Carolina, Minnesota, or Arizona actually.
I meant he would become the A-hole of pro-football.
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He basically is already. Look at hits he (and Rothelisraper) have taken that would be getting flags were they any other quarterback.
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Got something against poodles?
Poodles are working dogs. They are aggressive. Pit bulls actually had a good reputation back than.
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Poodles are working dogs. They are aggressive. Pit bulls actually had a good reputation back than.
As far as smarts go, poodles rank right on up there (speaking in general terms, of course). Border collies are the smartest, followed up by poodles close behind. Standard poodles, especially, are incredibly smart.
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Poodles are working dogs. They are aggressive. Pit bulls actually had a good reputation back than.
Poodles? Aggressive? You obviously haven't seen mine.
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Poodles? Aggressive? You obviously haven't seen mine.
The ones I have been around were aggressive.
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The ones I have been around were aggressive.
That's because you're a nice, big, fat, juicy ptarmigan, and they were hungry.
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That's because you're a nice, big, fat, juicy ptarmigan, and they were hungry.
Dogs don't eat ptarmigans. They taste like cadmium.
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Dogs don't eat ptarmigans. They taste like cadmium.
Can't argue with that.
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Can't argue with that.
Can't argue with that? What the hell does cadmium taste like? :???:
And don't say "chicken".....
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Dogs don't eat ptarmigans. They taste like cadmium.
Those are very good easter eggs. :lmao: