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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on December 14, 2010, 03:53:16 PM
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A male postal worker was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior after walking naked into an office to deliver mail in the 300 block of West Silver Spring Drive, at 1:10 p.m. Dec. 4.
Chris Baltz, manager of the North Shore Post Office, said the matter is being handled internally and the department is working with law enforcement. The employee is not out delivering mail, he said.
According to the police report:
The 52-year-old Fox Point man, who was arrested at the North Shore Post Office, 5600 Lydell Ave., on Dec. 9, admitted he had delivered the mail completely naked and that he was sorry and it was a stupid thing to do.
The man said he told a 21-year-old female employee in that office that he would retrieve the mail from the business’ post office box — something the woman usually does — and deliver it to her naked because she seemed “stressed out†and he wanted to “cheer her up and make her laugh.â€
He said at that time she made a comment that he took as a dare.
The woman denied daring or encouraging him in any way. She told police she did not hear him say he planned to return and deliver the post office box mail naked, but she also said she didn’t think he intended to harm her.
Wisconsin, the new Florida (http://www.whitefishbaynow.com/news/111814504.html)
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Wisconsin, the new Florida (http://www.whitefishbaynow.com/news/111814504.html)
As cold as it is in Wisconsin, there had to be some shinkage.
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As cold as it is in Wisconsin, there had to be some shinkage.
No doubt. The victims of that little charade clearly saw The World's Smallest Penis in action.
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No doubt. The victims of that little charade clearly saw The World's Smallest Penis in action.
Will his sentence be according to the size of his crime?
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A male postal worker
At that point, I stopped reading.
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No one mentioned if he had tied a Xmas bow to his ERRRR male parts. The least he could have done was cover that part with a Xmas stocking .
Darn, no mail man or anyone for that fact ever thought to cheer me up that way---- It is a dull life some of us lead.
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I wonder if she accepted the package he delivered.
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I wonder if she accepted the package he delivered.
There has got to be a money-shot joke in there someplace... :fuelfire: