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Title: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: franksolich on December 11, 2010, 08:57:07 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9573688

New pictures of the primitives.

The calpig primitive's the first one (after the original post); one could tell she was chomping at the bit, for the campfire to start.

Mr. Lamond Dorkio's there too.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Ballygrl on December 11, 2010, 08:58:43 PM
frank, is Sky a male or female?
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: cavegal on December 11, 2010, 09:03:07 PM
frank, is Sky a male or female?
What a good question Ballygrl.. It seems to have a mustache.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Ballygrl on December 11, 2010, 09:07:02 PM
What a good question Ballygrl.. It seems to have a mustache.

I saw some boobs, referring to the chest in the pic.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: franksolich on December 11, 2010, 09:08:59 PM
I think Sky's a guy.

But I might, or might not, be wrong.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: cavegal on December 11, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
I saw some boobs, referring to the chest in the pic.
yup I saw those....
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 11, 2010, 09:23:48 PM
Sky is a guy with a kitten t-shirt.

So sweet!  Too bad I'm married.  :(
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 11, 2010, 09:47:32 PM
Lousy pic thread, DUmmies! The CalPig posts her fugly mug at the drop of a hat, but the rest of them are nameless, worthless, meaningless DUmbasses. Just faceless figures in the howling DUmmy mob.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Chris_ on December 11, 2010, 09:54:23 PM
guitar man, on  a Sportster, the girl's Harley
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: BattleHymn on December 11, 2010, 09:55:13 PM
Here is a brain teaser for the evening. 

Which is more likely:

a)bobbolink (who is homeless) highjacking a thread and twisting it to be about her plight

b) Calpig posting in a picture thread


Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: BattleHymn on December 11, 2010, 10:02:52 PM
Sky is a guy with a kitten t-shirt.

So sweet!  Too bad I'm married.  :(

EC, you could do better.  Much, much better. 

The stalks on my okra plants this summer were bigger around than Sky's arms.   
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 11, 2010, 10:04:37 PM
EC, you could do better.  Much, much better. 

The stalks on my okra plants this summer were bigger around than Sky's arms.   

He couldn't afford me anyway.  And I'm not even high maintenance.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 11, 2010, 10:18:06 PM
That one faceless, nameless DUmmette posting the Great Wall pictures reminded me of DUmmy greenbriar's cruise ship/designer purse photos. 
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 11, 2010, 11:09:05 PM
Yes! I knew when I saw the title Peggy would certainly make an appearance in the thread, and she sure did with the first reply. No turtleneck sweater, but she talked about her poetry and she was wearing what they're calling a "native-american looking shirt". Well, Peggy filled them in on the back story:

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Dec-10-10 08:31 PM
Response to Reply #2
10. My dear kayakjohnny! 
 Thanks!

The shirt was a hand-woven one from someplace in S. America, I think...

I was totally happy...Our poetry circle had joined forces with a senior class in our high school, and we were collaborating with them, writing and reading our work that day in a local B&N.

It was a great gig!
 
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: BattleHymn on December 11, 2010, 11:23:28 PM
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I was totally happy...Our poetry circle had joined forces with a senior class in our high school, and we were collaborating with them, writing and reading our work that day in a local B&N.

It was a great gig!

How Calpig saw her poetry get together:
 :kumbaya:

But, in reality:
 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:




Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: mamacags on December 12, 2010, 12:03:53 AM
Sky is a guy (well a eunuch since he is a liberal who posts on DU) who used to go by the name hypnotoad
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 12, 2010, 12:30:03 AM
How Calpig saw her poetry get together:
 :kumbaya:

But, in reality:
 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

I'd like to see the reaction of a bunch of high school kids to the CalPig's slutty, sleazy "poetry".
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: diesel driver on December 12, 2010, 01:38:02 AM
frank, is Sky a male or female?

I was going to say "yes", but it hard to tell what species it is, much less its gender. 

xicano rides a Ducati.  Yeah, right.  Do you know how many bags of Cheetos and pot you can get with what that thing costs?

Maintenance alone for a year would exceed the GNP of a lot of third-world countries. 
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: crockspot on December 12, 2010, 03:20:59 AM
Is Dorkio a DJ? I can just hear him now: "Yeah yeah, comin' atcha live, you freeper mother****ers..."   :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 12, 2010, 06:00:08 AM
I'd like to see the reaction of a bunch of high school kids to the CalPig's slutty, sleazy "poetry".

I think BattleHymn's second option is a lot closer to the reality.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: PatriotGame on December 12, 2010, 06:20:31 AM
frank, is Sky a male or female?
Both!

Unfortunately, medical science has become just that advanced.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: PatriotGame on December 12, 2010, 06:22:26 AM
I saw some boobs, referring to the chest in the pic.
"Must NOT have mental picture of Man-Boobs...Must NOT have mental picture of Man-Boobs...Must NOT have mental picture of Man-Boobs..."
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Randy on December 12, 2010, 06:42:46 AM
Sky is a guy (well a eunuch since he is a liberal who posts on DU) who used to go by the name hypnotoad

Ahhh, Hypnotoad the perpetual virgin who couldn't get laid in a 2 bit whorehouse with a pocket full of quarters.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Tucker on December 12, 2010, 07:11:15 AM
Ever since the chinless one left to go to NY and make porn movies, the picture thread has been few and far between. The overall quality of the pics is lower as well.

My observations:

Post 1- CPegs adams apple is showing.

Post 19- Bad costume for La Lioness Priyanka. Her boobiez are not showing. That's a first.

Post 22- if guitar man dressed like that riding a 883 around the bikers I know, he would be pulverized. They would laugh at him, beat his ass and then piss on him.

 
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: NHSparky on December 12, 2010, 07:23:38 AM
You're gonna make me go over there and look just out of pure train-wreck curiosity, aren't you?

Bastards.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: diesel driver on December 12, 2010, 09:18:09 AM
I was going to say "yes", but it hard to tell what species it is, much less its gender. 

xicano rides a Ducati.  Yeah, right.  Do you know how many bags of Cheetos and pot you can get with what that thing costs?

Maintenance alone for a year would exceed the GNP of a lot of third-world countries. 

Upon looking at the picture again, if anyone has seen "The Gumball Rally", xicano looks just like Lapchik, the guy riding the KZ 400 Kawasaki in the movie.

Probably rides like Lapchik, too.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 12, 2010, 10:57:58 AM
Thirtiesgirl looks fairly humanoid.  The rest, pretty much the ones you'd pick out of a crowd if asked to 'Choose the Democrat.'   
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 12, 2010, 11:22:28 AM
Ever since the chinless one left to go to NY and make porn movies, the picture thread has been few and far between. The overall quality of the pics is lower as well.

I forgot all about her! I wonder if the chinless 'Bama butterball is still alive?
You have to be concerned when DUmmy Li'l Ava fails to show up for a picture thread.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: true_blood on December 12, 2010, 02:20:08 PM
Is Dorkio a DJ? I can just hear him now: "Yeah yeah, comin' atcha live, you freeper mother****ers..."   :lmao:
HA HA! :lmao:
He looks like he might be.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 12, 2010, 02:22:56 PM
HA HA! :lmao:
He looks like he might be.

It looks like a picture from MySpace of an irrelevant person trying to be something they are not.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: franksolich on December 12, 2010, 02:25:18 PM
I forgot all about her! I wonder if the chinless 'Bama butterball is still alive?

You have to be concerned when DUmmy Li'l Ava fails to show up for a picture thread.

The chinless wonder will be back, during Christmas break, when she's at home.

And predictably, she's likely to slam the good and decent people of Alabama, comparing them unfavorably with the primitives of New York City.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: diesel driver on December 12, 2010, 07:14:35 PM
Did anyone notice that DFW had his pic taken with Helen Thomas?   :puke:
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Tucker on December 12, 2010, 07:20:34 PM
Did anyone notice that DFW had his pic taken with Helen Thomas?   :puke:

And Howard Dean
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Tucker on December 12, 2010, 07:27:39 PM
New pics added.

Babe alert in post 98.  :hitit:

Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Ballygrl on December 12, 2010, 07:34:32 PM
They love posting pics of themselves.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Reality vs DU on December 12, 2010, 08:03:02 PM
123 looks like a pedophile.  And he used to teach high school!
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: true_blood on December 12, 2010, 08:12:42 PM
Did anyone notice that DFW had his pic taken with Helen Thomas?   :puke:
Yeah, I saw that Jew hating bitch. Just her name alone makes me want to puke. :puke:
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Boudicca on December 12, 2010, 08:31:32 PM
Yes! I knew when I saw the title Peggy would certainly make an appearance in the thread, and she sure did with the first reply. No turtleneck sweater, but she talked about her poetry and she was wearing what they're calling a "native-american looking shirt". Well, Peggy filled them in on the back story:
 

I SWEAR when I read her response, I truly thought she was posting "My dear kakajohnny". :thatsright:
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: thundley4 on December 12, 2010, 08:38:56 PM
Quote
CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Fri Dec-10-10 08:31 PM
Response to Reply #2
10. My dear kayakjohnny!
   
Thanks!

The shirt was a hand-woven one from someplace in S. America, I think...


CalPig probably paid a fortune for that shirt that was made by some impoverished brown skinned South American who was paid pennies for their labor.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 12, 2010, 08:57:53 PM

CalPig probably paid a fortune for that shirt that was made by some impoverished brown skinned South American who was paid pennies for their labor.
I think it was probably some impoverished Chinaman, or some impoverished whatever-they-call-people-in-Bangladesh, who sewed in that "Made in Somewhere in South America" tag.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Karin on December 13, 2010, 08:30:43 AM
ChoralScholar....a most revolting specimen.  Ghost in the Machine...typical piece of commie filth.  Disgusting.  Sky Masterson...unappealing in every way, to male or female.  A blobby body, an ugly face, and bad hair.  A kitten Tshirt? 

And just to be extra catty and snarky, Lioness has packed on some pounds.  First pic where she's not spilling out of her top, or kissing a girl.  What's up with that? 
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Taxman on December 13, 2010, 09:05:43 AM
To be honest a few of the gals were attractive.  Not overly so but not utterly fugly either.  Not nearly as attractive as the babes of CC! :-) 
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: VivisMom on December 13, 2010, 09:46:05 AM
Poster 112 needs to take the nose ring out. It's "cool" when you're 20. When you hit 40, it's pathetic.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Karin on December 13, 2010, 09:54:24 AM
I don't even think it's cool at 20.  I always wonder what could be accumulating there.  YUCK!!! 
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 13, 2010, 10:39:04 AM
Poster 112 needs to take the nose ring out. It's "cool" when you're 20. When you hit 40, it's pathetic.
What do these whackjobs do when they take out the ring? I mean, then they have this big pothole in the side of their nose. Do they plug it up with a piece of tissue? Maybe a flesh-colored threaded plug? Bondo? I wouldn't want to be sitting beside a former nose ring nut in the event of a sudden sneeze. Gross. It's pathetic at any age, but the best dems are those nutcases that actually split their tongues. No way back from that.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 13, 2010, 10:43:41 AM
Sky is a guy (well a eunuch since he is a liberal who posts on DU) who used to go by the name hypnotoad

No way, I didn't know that pathetic loser returned to the DUmp under a new name.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 13, 2010, 10:49:56 AM
New pics added.

Babe alert in post 98.  :hitit:



Damn, all I see in that post is a red x.  I can seem almost all the rest of them and I'm about to hurl... :puke:

That's what I get for clicking on a DUmmy picture thread, it's not like I've never seen their ugly faces before.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 13, 2010, 12:48:44 PM
Sky is a guy with a kitten t-shirt.

So sweet!  Too bad I'm married.  :(

Now THAT"S disgusting! LOL!!!!
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: shadeaux on December 13, 2010, 01:06:00 PM
# 74

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9553888#9554074

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Bennyboy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-17-10 02:30 PM
Response to Original message

9. Sex therapy, I think all couples need to do it...

 The one area where people don't talk openly about. at least in my case, sex was a big problem for me in relationships. (But no so much in casual non long term situations I have been involved in). In my last relationship we never meshed and I thought I could deal with it or eventually we would get to a point where we worked something out. But it never happened, and then it never happened. I had no idea how to approach the issue and I am sure she was equally frustrated.

I am sure that if we (or I) had gone to some type of therapy just for that, we might have made a go of it.

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kimmerspixelated  (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-17-10 06:15 PM
Response to Reply #9

12. Therapy for couples is one thing..
 Addiction or the obsessive compulsion thing, that's a serious problem that has plagued a lot of marriages, and it is all(mostly) due to internet porn.


It is entirely too easy for a man to visit sites day in and day out, w/out a need to deal with a relationship.
 

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Bennyboy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-17-10 08:03 PM
Response to Reply #12

13. Yes, you are right there...
 It is too easy. And when your woman stops looking like all the "hot blonde sluts" it really makes id difficult in a relationship. A good friend of mine is getting divorced over this very thing. And I can't say that my divorce didn't have a lot to do with this problem.
 

What about a fat disgusting dirty nasty ugly moonbat man ?  Maybe that's why he's divorced.  Maybe he made his wife sick when he undressed.  I get sick looking at him clothed.  He's about what ?  7 months along in that belly ?  Yeah, that's a fine looking man.  :whatever:

The nerve. 
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Tucker on December 13, 2010, 01:10:20 PM
What do these whackjobs do when they take out the ring? I mean, then they have this big pothole in the side of their nose. Do they plug it up with a piece of tissue? Maybe a flesh-colored threaded plug? Bondo? I wouldn't want to be sitting beside a former nose ring nut in the event of a sudden sneeze. Gross. It's pathetic at any age, but the best dems are those nutcases that actually split their tongues. No way back from that.

Why am reminded of a whale! LOL.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 13, 2010, 01:16:09 PM
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Bennyboy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-17-10 08:03 PM
Response to Reply #12

when your woman stops looking like all the "hot blonde sluts" it really makes id difficult in a relationship.


So, ladies, if you don't look like a hot blonde slut, don't even think about hooking up with DUmmy Bennyboy. Give stevenumbers a call.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Zafod on December 13, 2010, 01:18:38 PM
every guy in that thread looks out of shape and weak.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 13, 2010, 01:21:00 PM
every guy in that thread looks out of shape and weak.

Sure do Zaf, they look nothing like these guys:

(http://blog.vickiboykis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hans-and-franz.jpg)
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 13, 2010, 01:22:02 PM
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Bennyboy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-17-10 08:03 PM
Response to Reply #12

13. Yes, you are right there...
 It is too easy. And when your woman stops looking like all the "hot blonde sluts" it really makes id difficult in a relationship. A good friend of mine is getting divorced over this very thing. And I can't say that my divorce didn't have a lot to do with this problem.

And I'm so sure you look like the males in the videos.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Mike220 on December 13, 2010, 01:30:11 PM
What's with all the picture posts there? Isn't this the second in three months or so? How many times a year do they need to post photographic evidence of being losers?

Seriously DUmmies, it's called Facebook. At least there you can control who sees the depths of your worthlessness. On DU though...
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 13, 2010, 01:53:31 PM
What's with all the picture posts there? Isn't this the second in three months or so? How many times a year do they need to post photographic evidence of being losers?

Seriously DUmmies, it's called Facebook. At least there you can control who sees the depths of your worthlessness. On DU though...

They might be fishing for compliments.  It's odd to have a "show me your pic" thread all the time on a forum where it's mostly adults.  If it were a message board for the teens, then maybe I could excuse it..  lol
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Tucker on December 13, 2010, 02:44:02 PM
What's with all the picture posts there? Isn't this the second in three months or so? How many times a year do they need to post photographic evidence of being losers?

Seriously DUmmies, it's called Facebook. At least there you can control who sees the depths of your worthlessness. On DU though...

When the chinless one was there, there were at least one every other week. CPeg was always the second pic,  preceded only by Li'L Ava.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 13, 2010, 02:48:15 PM
When the chinless one was there, there were at least one every other week. CPeg was always the second pic,  preceded only by Li'L Ava.

Actually, if the chinless wonder "hit it big" in NYC, we should be seeing examples of her "work" (porn) out in the seedier sections of cities, almost any day now . . .
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 13, 2010, 02:54:37 PM
Actually, if the chinless wonder "hit it big" in NYC, we should be seeing examples of her "work" (porn) out in the seedier sections of cities, almost any day now . . .

Sounds good, she was actually well-blessed from the neck down, I suppose to make up for what happened on the other side of that line.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 13, 2010, 02:55:04 PM
Actually, if the chinless wonder "hit it big" in NYC, we should be seeing examples of her "work" (porn) out in the seedier sections of cities, almost any day now . . .

Yeah, isn't there internet access in NYC?  Wouldn't you think the little butterball would be tweeting and posting on DU constantly?  She's in film studies for goodness sake.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Tucker on December 13, 2010, 04:41:17 PM
Yeah, isn't there internet access in NYC?  Wouldn't you think the little butterball would be tweeting and posting on DU constantly?  She's in film studies for goodness sake.

She might be avoiding DU because she's the star of the movies.
Title: Re: primitive picture post (12-11)
Post by: Zafod on December 13, 2010, 04:54:23 PM
Sure do Zaf, they look nothing like these guys:

(http://blog.vickiboykis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hans-and-franz.jpg)
lmao