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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on December 11, 2010, 11:57:18 AM
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Oh my.
If one didn't know this already, the Lucinda primitive and the imperious primitive, the "Theempressof all" primitive, are holding down the fort--the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island--while Mrs. Alfred Packer is in mourning.
We all know the imperious primitive is a sour dour bitter old lady, but one finds the Lucinda primitive rather upbeat and engaging.
Lucinda (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 01:41 PM
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I am lusting after a roasted sweet potato and am fresh out!
What's your "I want it!" craving for the day?
Lucinda (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 03:24 PM
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1. Wow...No food cravings today?
You are a healthy bunch!
Denninmi (326 posts) Fri Dec-10-10 04:33 PM
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2. I'd send you some if I could.
I planted a lot this year, but deer totally destroyed the plants, got nothing.
Before Thanksgiving, they were on sale here for 25 cents a lb, so I bought about $20 worth, like 80 lbs!
That will get me through the winter.
(Actually, I'm going to give about half of them to my sister next week when she comes down for a few days -- groceries are really high in the very small town in northern Michigan where she lives).
Lucinda (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 05:58 PM
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3. Awwww...thats a nice thought though! Sorry about the deer.
Wish I had enough ground to plant...we have a tiny lot so all i can manage is some heirloom tomatoes, peppers and herbs.
No food cravings for you today?
cbayer (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 07:00 PM
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4. It was cheese grits and I totally indulged it.
Lucinda (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 07:32 PM
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5. I'm still totally unsatisfied.
I'm glad you succeeded!
japple (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 07:34 PM
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6. I had a big lunch, so it was soup and cheese toast for me.
After that, I had a couple of rum balls and spritz cookies. I'll be glad when the holidays are over and the temptations are fewer!
Lucinda (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 09:28 PM
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7. I am completely treat deficient tonight.
Nothing bad for me in the house at all. It's a shame!
pengillian101 (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 10:55 PM
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8. Ha! I had a recent craving for chocolate covered raisins.
So I ordered dark chocolate raisins from a friend's kid for a school fund-raiser. It took forever - so I ordered some yogurt covered raisins elsewhere too. I have them both and the craving passed after a few handfuls of dark chocolate ones. Not nearly as good as milk-chocolate Raisinetes. And I haven't even opened the yogurt ones.
Lucinda (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-11-10 11:49 AM
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10. I'm a raisin purist.
I just like them straight up.
Not in baked goods, not coated. Same with nuts. I would try dark chocolate raisins though. I ♥ dark chocolate!
pengillian101 (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 11:01 PM
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9. About a month ago - I just HAD to have lox, bagels and cream chees.
I had just one and that cured the craving. Actually it's been decades since I've had lox. I am not so crazy about the texture anymore. Do you think if I did a quick sear/fry to firm up the texture, that it would work?
Lucinda (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-11-10 11:49 AM
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11. Yawp. I bet it would.
Mostly same flavor but without the soft texture?
Come to think of it, about three hours ago, franksolich had an insatiable craving, and went through the blinding snow, the howling wind, the subzero temperatures, the slashing ice, to get a quart of sour cream.
Once back home, franksolich grabbed a spoon and dined on about half that quart, as if ice cream.
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Come to think of it, about three hours ago, franksolich had an insatiable craving, and went through the blinding snow, the howling wind, the subzero temperatures, the slashing ice, to get a quart of sour cream.
Once back home, franksolich grabbed a spoon and dined on about half that quart, as if ice cream.
Conservatives, not so lazy.
DUmmies, very lazy. End of story. :-)
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Come to think of it, about three hours ago, franksolich had an insatiable craving, and went through the blinding snow, the howling wind, the subzero temperatures, the slashing ice, to get a quart of sour cream.
Once back home, franksolich grabbed a spoon and dined on about half that quart, as if ice cream.
Eeeewwwww, gross!
You need to stir in a jar of bacon bits.
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Before Thanksgiving, they were on sale here for 25 cents a lb, so I bought about $20 worth, like 80 lbs!
That will get me through the winter.
frank, how is she going to keep them fresh? don't they rot like potatoes?
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I've got a yen for something that Carl can identify with--Stewart's Ice Cream. Crumbs Along The Mohawk, to be specific. 'Course, I do have to get a half-gallon of Mint Cookie Crumble for my wife, too. I'll be going momentarily. Oh well!
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Bacon. On anything, really, but I'm craving bacon on potato skins with a ton of cheese and sour cream.
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pengillian101 (1000+ posts) Fri Dec-10-10 10:55 PM
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8. Ha! I had a recent craving for chocolate covered raisins.
So I ordered dark chocolate raisins from a friend's kid for a school fund-raiser. It took forever - so I ordered some yogurt covered raisins elsewhere too. I have them both and the craving passed after a few handfuls of dark chocolate ones. Not nearly as good as milk-chocolate Raisinetes. And I haven't even opened the yogurt ones.
...and thus, you nosh away like the yeti in the White Mosque, Mee-Shall, then become this residing in your mother's basement:
(http://tinyurl.com/28sm59)
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Where'd you find that photograph of the gigantic primitive, sir?
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...and thus, you nosh away like the yeti in the White Mosque, Mee-Shall, then become this residing in your mother's basement:
(http://tinyurl.com/28sm59)
Inquiring minds (myself and the spousal unit) want to know how that big man fits through that tiny door to use the facilities?
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Come to think of it, about three hours ago, franksolich had an insatiable craving, and went through the blinding snow, the howling wind, the subzero temperatures, the slashing ice, to get a quart of sour cream.
Once back home, franksolich grabbed a spoon and dined on about half that quart, as if ice cream.
I just noshed off a 1/2 quart of sour cream as a dip for crinkle-cut sea salt potato(e - Dan Quale) chips.
Yummy...
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Inquiring minds (myself and the spousal unit) want to know how that big man fits through that tiny door to use the facilities?
Hell, I'd like to know how he can sit on the commode without breaking it.
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Where'd you find that photograph of the gigantic primitive, sir?
Many years of running a BBS and scouring the Inter-webs my Sr. Commander.
Many, many years... :-)
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Inquiring minds (myself and the spousal unit) want to know how that big man fits through that tiny door to use the facilities?
Self-coated butter...lots and lots of butter....please, please don't ask me how I know...every person on the planet has embarASSing moments of their lives that they will NEVER admit to... :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :-) :-)
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Bacon. On anything, really, but I'm craving bacon on potato skins with a ton of cheese and sour cream.
WOW!!
I just brought home a bunch of sushi take out.
Please tell me, is bacon ON sushi legal? (Please, Please, Please, Please, say yes!)
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Self-coated butter...lots and lots of butter....please, please don't ask me how I know...every person on the planet has embarASSing moments of their lives that they will NEVER admit to... :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :-) :-)
One thing that has always intrigued me--forgive me, but I have an inquisitive mind about mundane details--is, how do they wipe themselves after finishing?
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Hell, I'd like to know how he can sit on the commode without breaking it.
Google "Maximus Toilet". I've got pictures somewhere on my hard drive of my petite sister sitting on this magnificent throne at the local farm and building supply store.
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One thing that has always intrigued me--forgive me, but I have an inquisitive mind about mundane details--is, how do they wipe themselves after finishing?
You had to ASSk...
(http://www.pressure-washers-explained.com/images/pressure-washers.jpg)
Seriously, *I* have issues...
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Google "Maximus Toilet". I've got pictures somewhere on my hard drive of my petite sister sitting on this magnificent throne at the local farm and building supply store.
Ya got pics????
Where the frack are they??? :lmao: :-) :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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One thing that has always intrigued me--forgive me, but I have an inquisitive mind about mundane details--is, how do they wipe themselves after finishing?
Frank,
searching "wiping while obese" brings up some serious and honest discussions on this matter.
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Frank,
searching "wiping while obese" brings up some serious and honest discussions on this matter.
While a necessary post, I now need a half-gallon of mind bleach. Too bad it doesn't come in ice cream-form.
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Frank,
searching "wiping while obese" brings up some serious and honest discussions on this matter.
I never thought of that.
Back when I was in college, there was an "underground" free newspaper, the Lincoln Gazette, put out by three members of the Communist Party-USA.
The paper lasted only a short time, as there was a split among the editors, one a Marxist, the second a Leninist, and the third a Trotskyite. They each put out rival free newspapers, but the "circulation base" had fragmented, and none of those last more than a couple of issues.
Anyway.
In one of the issues of the Lincoln Gazette, there was a "factoid," pointing out that the "average" human being expels 11 tons of solid waste during his lifetime.
That's a lot of shit, and obviously there's some who put out even much more than that.
One supposes the gigantic primitive's put out a Mount Everest of it.
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In one of the issues of the Lincoln Gazette, there was a "factoid," pointing out that the "average" human being expels 11 tons of solid waste during his lifetime.
That's a lot of shit, and obviously there's some who put out even much more than that.
One supposes the gigantic primitive's put out a Mount Everest of it.
One also supposes that lefties in general put out double to triple the "average" amount. :pokingpoop:
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That photo cannot be our friend Moby Dem, the Las Vegas Leviathan. The physique is spot on, but please note this guy is smiling. DUmmy Kirk does not smile.
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Frank,
searching "wiping while obese" brings up some serious and honest discussions on this matter.
Please do not tell me you actually searched on "wiping while obese".
Man, you are worse off than me... :-)
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You had to ASSk...
(http://www.pressure-washers-explained.com/images/pressure-washers.jpg)
Seriously, *I* have issues...
Too funny. :lmao:
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Please do not tell me you actually searched on "wiping while obese".
Man, you are worse off than me... :-)
Guilty as charged. It was search result #3 on Google, when searching for "obese toilet". It was like a car accident. I couldn't help but click.
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:lmao:
I just googled "wiping while obese" and didn't click on the 1st 4 results that came up BUT look at the 5th result that came up :lmao:
cooking and baking primitives lusting
6 posts - 4 authors - Last post: 5 hours ago
Frank, searching "wiping while obese" brings up some serious and honest discussions on this matter. Logged. Proud to be a Reagan baby. ...
www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=52509.15
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OMG! :lmao:
if you click on the little magnifier thingy next to what I posted? BattleHymns Avatar show up! :lmao:
Here's the screencap of it :lmao:
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/BH.jpg)
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Dear God.
I never dreamed my fifteen minutes of fame would have anything to do with the phrase "wiping while obese".
Oh well. At least my brother-in-law will be impressed. :p
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Dear God.
I never dreamed my fifteen minutes of fame would have anything to do with the phrase "wiping while obese".
Oh well. At least my brother-in-law will be impressed. :p
OMG! I'm :lmao: so much that I have tears in my eyes, hubby came out to see what was so funny, I had to show him this thread.
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...and thus, you nosh away like the yeti in the White Mosque, Mee-Shall, then become this residing in your mother's basement:
(http://tinyurl.com/28sm59)
Ass.
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Clenching technique with a bath towel? They've already admitted to using other's towels. I can imagine how it's done with a gigantic primitive, but I'd rather not.