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Title: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: franksolich on December 11, 2010, 11:46:20 AM
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Oh my.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-08-10 08:11 PM
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Chocolate chip instant oatmeal

I often eat oatmeal for breakfast. Today I had some chocolate chip instant oatmeal that I got at Costco under their house brand.

As I was eating it and biting into the chocolate chips it occurred to me. These chocolate chips had soaked in boiling water. They had lost no integrity.

Kinda scary, no?

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noamnety  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-08-10 08:42 PM
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1. That is pretty odd.

They weren't melty at all?

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-08-10 09:28 PM
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2. As I was finishing up, they started to get a little soft.

But no. They mostly stayed intact.

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housewolf  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-08-10 10:54 PM
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3. Chocolate Chips are formulated to have a higher melting point than baking or eating chocolate. I imagine the oatmeal mfg did a lot of testing to formulate them so that they'd hold up during their recommended prep time. If do an experiment of melting both some regular chopped eating or baking chocolate and some chocolate chips, you'll find that the chips take longer to melt. Partly that's due to their density and partly to the amount of lecithin (and possibly other ingredients). I can't find an ingredients list for the item so I can't tell you what helps the chips hold their shape.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-09-10 07:39 PM
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4. Kinda scary yes!

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-09-10 07:48 PM
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5. You inspired me

I had a bowl of plain oatmeal that I microwaved then shaved some bitter sweet chocolate on top. Not a lot...just a small pile. I grabbed about a teaspoon of sunflower butter and mixed it all together.

Pretty yummy!

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pengillian101  (1000+ posts)        Sat Dec-11-10 01:39 AM
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6. Chocolate in the morning - not for me.

But, I love a pat of real butter, a bit of brown sugar, a sprinkle of cinnamon and a splash of milk on my oatmeal! 
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 11, 2010, 12:18:20 PM
Not scary at all.

I make brownies with chocolate chips in them.  When my batch is done, not all of the chocolate chips melted.  It doesn't make them bad.  The brownies taste delicious and I'm still alive.  It obviously won't kill you.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: jukin on December 11, 2010, 12:21:07 PM
"A fear of chocolate chips is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity”
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 11, 2010, 12:26:04 PM
"A fear of chocolate chips is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity”

OK amatuer shrinks, figure this one out. Yesterday, I chopped up some leftover salmon patties and added them to a bowl of hot grits.   
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: Mike220 on December 11, 2010, 12:54:07 PM
OK amatuer shrinks, figure this one out. Yesterday, I chopped up some leftover salmon patties and added them to a bowl of hot grits.   

Nothing to figure out. That sounds really good.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: true_blood on December 11, 2010, 01:25:04 PM
The things DUmmies worry about and write about over there.
Gotta love the stories/imagination. :naughty: :lmao:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 11, 2010, 01:48:20 PM
OK amatuer shrinks, figure this one out. Yesterday, I chopped up some leftover salmon patties and added them to a bowl of hot grits.   

You're torn between living in Alabama, or Alaska.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 11, 2010, 02:31:47 PM
"A fear of chocolate chips is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity”

Yeah, that too . . .  :whatever:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: PatriotGame on December 11, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-09-10 07:39 PM
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4. Kinda scary yes!
Yet after spending 47.65223 years suck-starting a bong, smoking dope, swilling booze, screwing any and every 2-4-6 legged creature in the universe, you can still look in the mirror with creamed oats crusted on your lips, and feel emotionally normal.

Scary indeed...
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: PatriotGame on December 11, 2010, 03:17:57 PM
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-08-10 09:28 PM
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2. As I was finishing up, they started to get a little soft.
So says your wife...never mind...that bears a visual no decent human being should EVER suffer under...
(yes...I am a little sick...like THAT!  I think my brain werks weirdly..:-))
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: PatriotGame on December 11, 2010, 03:24:00 PM
OK amatuer shrinks, figure this one out. Yesterday, I chopped up some leftover salmon patties and added them to a bowl of hot grits.   
Ya know, laugh all ya want but know this: last month my power bill was $162.58 and now this month my power bill is $163.14!
Now, tell me I am NOT living in a Twilight Zone!
I'm screwed...
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 11, 2010, 04:13:44 PM
Why is anyone scared chocolate chips? I like it and go crazy for it.  :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: Carl on December 11, 2010, 04:37:26 PM
Yet after spending 47.65223 years suck-starting a bong, smoking dope, swilling booze, screwing any and every 2-4-6 legged creature in the universe, you can still look in the mirror with creamed oats crusted on your lips, and feel emotionally normal.

Scary indeed...

 :hi5: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I don`t care who ya are...that was funny right there
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: Ballygrl on December 11, 2010, 05:39:39 PM
Umm, they kind of stay intact when you make cookies with them too.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: PatriotGame on December 11, 2010, 08:41:35 PM
:hi5: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I don`t care who ya are...that was funny right there
Why do I continually watch the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?

Is there something very wrong with me?

(fell free to give it a shot...I LOVE each and every one of y'all...I am blessed...)

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: Tucker on December 11, 2010, 08:58:58 PM
"A fear of chocolate chips is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity”




Sounds like Freud talking about guns.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive scared by chocolate chips
Post by: Randy on December 12, 2010, 05:40:39 AM
Ya know, laugh all ya want but know this: last month my power bill was $162.58 and now this month my power bill is $163.14!
Now, tell me I am NOT living in a Twilight Zone!
I'm screwed...

I've got you beat! The bills on my 4 line cell phone plan was $126.12 for October, $125.80 for November and OMFG $125.96 for December  :ohnoes::ohnoes::ohnoes: