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Title: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Freeper on December 07, 2010, 08:08:37 PM
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demwing  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Dec-07-10 07:11 PM
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How to Remove Bumper Stickers
   
You know why, you just need to know how:

• Spray the sticker with a lubricant (such as WD40, or the Sticker Lifter product featured below) and try to peel it off. If this doesn't work, proceed to step two.

• Wet a rag in boiling hot water and soak the area where the bumper sticker is for 30 seconds or more. Similar to removing wallpaper from your home. Try and peel it off. If unsuccessful, continue on to the next step.

• Soften the adhesive with heat from a blow dryer. Start to peel off a corner of the sticker while continuing to apply heat, or gently scrape off the sticker with a rubber spatula or a putty knife with its metal blade wrapped in duct tape. Do not use a razor blade; it can scratch paint and bumpers.

• Wipe the remains of the sticker away with a soft, lint-free rag dampened with rubbing alcohol.

• Buff the bumper or panel with a polishing compound and a fresh coat of wax to complete the job.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9717139

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You know what? every one of these turds will still vote for him in 2012.

Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 07, 2010, 08:12:14 PM
The DUmp site will probably be pretty quiet for the next few days now that the DUmmies are armed with this valuable knowledge on how to rid their carbon producing vehicles of their obama/biden, kerry/edwards, and gore/lieberman stickers.
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: true_blood on December 07, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
Wow. Does this DUmmie work in a body shop? He's chock full of car knowledge. ::) :lmao:
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: USA4ME on December 07, 2010, 08:15:58 PM
How long until they call him McChimpy?

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Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Evil_Conservative on December 07, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
Wow. Does this DUmmie work in a body shop? He's chock full of car knowledge. ::) :lmao:

Top Gear needs to dedicate an entire episode on bumper sticker removal.  This information needs to get out to the masses.
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: true_blood on December 07, 2010, 08:27:48 PM
Top Gear needs to dedicate an entire episode on bumper sticker removal.  This information needs to get out to the masses.
:-) :lmao:
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Ballygrl on December 07, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
OMG! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: shadow creature on December 07, 2010, 11:00:48 PM
He's (or It's) is begging for a tombstone
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Reality vs DU on December 07, 2010, 11:20:16 PM
I love it how they are totally demoralized...

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wildflowergardener (863 posts)             Wed Dec-08-10 03:47 AM
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33. Not easy when it's so cold
   
Edited on Wed Dec-08-10 03:52 AM by wildflowergardener
I just removed my Obama and Yes we did bumper sticker. Sad to do it. My republican co-workers will probably think I removed them for different reasons.

I just wish it wasn't 20 degrees outside. I finally got them off - the oil did help make them less brittle but not perfectly.

I still like Obama - just really really disappointed. Sometimes I think it will be nice to just be anonymous - no stickers at all - will keep it that way for awhile. I just can't get excited about politics anymore. We fought and fought to get the majority and while it's better than the alternative, it just doesn't matter when the majority won't fight for what they believe in.

If the congress fights against this maybe I'll still have some hope. I was a big Obama supporter from the beginning, but now sort of think maybe Hillary should have won - I guess no telling if she would have fought more - somehow I think so.

I hope he proves me wrong in the future.
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: LC EFA on December 08, 2010, 04:07:49 AM
No no no.

The only way to remove bumper stickers is by a large scale oxidization reaction on the entire vehicle.

I recommend starting by pouring a 5 gal can of gasoline over the entire vehicle and applying a lit match.
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 08, 2010, 08:25:23 AM
Who is the dipshit over there with the car absolutely covered in bumper stickers? Was it Walldude?  :rotf:
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 08, 2010, 08:28:57 AM
Who is the dipshit over there with the car absolutely covered in bumper stickers? Was it Walldude?  :rotf:

IanDavid or IanDB1. :loser:
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 08, 2010, 08:35:53 AM
IanDavid or IanDB1. :loser:
:rotf: I think i'd just set that thing on fire and call it a day. Not enough Wd-40 on earth to tackle that job!  :rotf:
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 08, 2010, 08:40:22 AM
IanDavid or IanDB1. :loser:

Oh yeah, that DUmbf*ck had about 70 to 80 bumperstickers on that POS he was driving.
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 08, 2010, 08:41:50 AM
Oh yeah, that DUmbf*ck had about 70 to 80 bumperstickers on that POS he was driving.

And whenever he posts that picture, he blocks out the license plate number.  Like that car would be hard to find.
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: ConservativeMobster on December 08, 2010, 08:50:40 AM
Here's an idea fellas.  When your mesiah is shown to be be a f-up and your party is losing their asses and it makes you miserable, do what us republicans did when we lost faith in OUR party.  Can you say TEA PARTY?

Oh wait, they tried that.... :lmao:
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: jukin on December 08, 2010, 09:32:30 AM
Dennis Miller's concept for laying people off due to the Regime's policies is to go out to the parking lot and look for Obama and donk bumper stickers.  Lay those people off because he is sure they would take one for the communist team.  maybe this is catching on in the blue urban areas.
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: true_blood on December 08, 2010, 06:11:21 PM
Dennis Miller's concept for laying people off due to the Regime's policies is to go out to the parking lot and look for Obama and donk bumper stickers.  Lay those people off because he is sure they would take one for the communist team.  maybe this is catching on in the blue urban areas.
You said it bud. They wanted the commie, they got the commie.
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on December 09, 2010, 04:18:39 PM
The DUmp site will probably be pretty quiet for the next few days now that the DUmmies are armed with this valuable knowledge on how to rid their carbon producing vehicles of their obama/biden, kerry/edwards, and gore/lieberman stickers.

Betcha some of em still have these.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Run8RPsvd303_M:http://www.4president.org/image/1972/mcgovern72.gif)
Title: Re: How to Remove Bumper Stickers
Post by: Tucker on December 09, 2010, 04:26:55 PM
The best way is to wait for the next Gov't cash for clunkers program and trade the old Corolla for a new Prius.