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Title: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: bijou on December 07, 2010, 11:10:45 AM
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Israelis get blamed for a lot in this part of the world, but Egyptian officials have plumbed new depths of pottiness with their latest Zionist conspiracy theory.

General Abdel-Fadeel Shosha, the governor of South Sinai says he cannot rule out Mossad was behind a series of shark attack on tourists in Sharm el Sheikh, one of them fatal.

Israeli intelligence agents may have caused the Jaws like terror in Sharm in order to wreck the Egyptian tourist industry he says.

Whether this was an Israeli agent in a shark costume, a specially indoctrinated Zionist shark, or a remote controlled cybershark, the general does not elaborate, but he says the theory needs investigating. ...
http://blogs.news.sky.com/middleeastblog/Post:2c6bf5da-e006-4bab-84ee-c72a5845f2a8

Move over Jaws, the Jooooos are coming.  :-)
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 07, 2010, 01:48:31 PM
So, Jews made sharks attack people?  :mental:
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: Eupher on December 07, 2010, 01:52:41 PM
Another toothy pronouncement from the muzzies.
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: DefiantSix on December 07, 2010, 02:03:24 PM
What are the chances that we can get sharks put on the 'un-clean' list for Muzzies?  Seems like almost as great a way to send 'em on their way to hell as bacon-flavored napalm.
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 07, 2010, 02:42:33 PM
If Jews really can make sharks attack, than how come they have not made ptarmigans exterminate rabbits?
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: Eupher on December 07, 2010, 03:24:28 PM
If Jews really can make sharks attack, than how come they have not made ptarmigans exterminate rabbits?

I think it has something to do with hooved animals being clean and birds of prey being unclean. Ptarmy, you might need to take a shower.  :-)
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 07, 2010, 04:03:20 PM
Damn, they figured out the robosharks already!
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 07, 2010, 04:06:42 PM
Damn, they figured out the robosharks already!

That didn't take long . . .  :whistling:
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: bijou on December 07, 2010, 04:08:00 PM
Damn, they figured out the robosharks already!
I blame Wikileaks.
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: Attero Dominatus on December 07, 2010, 04:43:38 PM
If Jews really can make sharks attack, than how come they have not made ptarmigans exterminate rabbits?

Because the main effort now is to give those sharks some freakin' laser beams.
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 07, 2010, 04:52:04 PM
It's all racist.....great white sharks, you know.
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 07, 2010, 06:43:35 PM
If Jews really can make sharks attack, than how come they have not made ptarmigans exterminate rabbits?

Because the best service for ptarmigans is baby carrots and potatoes.
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: NHSparky on December 08, 2010, 08:10:35 AM
Because the main effort now is to give those sharks some freakin' laser beams.

Boy, the Mossad sure made the jump from angry sea bass very quickly.
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: thundley4 on December 08, 2010, 09:08:32 AM
(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/stnick-shark.jpg)
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: Mike220 on December 08, 2010, 01:02:30 PM
I think I joined the wrong conspiracy. Where can I put in my transfer papers?
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: thundley4 on December 08, 2010, 04:56:43 PM
Can't edit my post to fix the img tag.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/stnick-shark.jpg)
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: vesta111 on December 09, 2010, 09:13:15 AM
Can't edit my post to fix the img tag.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/stnick-shark.jpg)

There is a possibility that someone found a way to close down the area.

We are not the only country to train dolphins to carry explosives on their backs. 

 For the last 40 years all countrys have been working with chemists to find a shark repellent for their Navys.

So far nothing is 100% accuract.

Now some one decides to do this backward and find a way to not repell but to intice sharks into a chosen area.

Say Hey, techonogy and study by 300 diferent nations will come up with some amazing things .Chum works we know but what about sonic signals sent out that call the sharks in.?
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 09, 2010, 02:51:26 PM
There is a possibility that someone found a way to close down the area.

We are not the only country to train dolphins to carry explosives on their backs. 

 For the last 40 years all countrys have been working with chemists to find a shark repellent for their Navys.

So far nothing is 100% accuract.

Now some one decides to do this backward and find a way to not repell but to intice sharks into a chosen area.

Say Hey, techonogy and study by 300 diferent nations will come up with some amazing things .Chum works we know but what about sonic signals sent out that call the sharks in.?

Y'know, I opened this and quick-scrolled to the end, and the last post was large enough that the identity was off-screen to the top.  But after reading a couple of lines, I knew this had to be you, Vesta.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 09, 2010, 03:25:35 PM
So, Jews made sharks attack people?  :mental:

Not so crazy if you also think George Bush and his croonies were responsible for creating hurricane katrina.
Title: Re: Mossad Behind Egyptian Shark Attacks?
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 09, 2010, 03:31:33 PM
Next it'll be Land Sharks infiltrating Palisitinian areas.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/landshark.jpg)