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Current Events => The DUmpster => The DUmping Ground => Topic started by: franksolich on December 05, 2010, 06:17:13 AM
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Welcome to the Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2010!
It's been a stellar year for the primitives of Skins's island, what with continuing disappointment in the Dear Leader, and especially the results of the mid-term elections, the third-largest non-presidential Republican landslide in history.
And the individual antics of the individual primitives.
It's fun watching the primitives; as franksolich has oftentimes said, who needs television or movies when one has the primitives on Skins's island for diversion and amusement?
But now we approach that most solemn of moments, when one must put all toys aside and dwell upon the serious.
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The "Official Voting Thread" is open from this time until 11:00 p.m. central time, 10:00 p.m. mountain time, Tuesday, December 14, ten days hence, after which it will be locked for further votes.
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Whereas nominations are made only by registered members of conservativeunderground and conservativecave, voting is open, utterly open, to the general public.
If one is a member of either site, one can vote either publicly or privately; by posting one's votes in this "Official Voting Thread" or by confidential e-mail to curalph_wiggum@yahoo.com
If one is not a member of either site, one can vote via the e-mail address, above.
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The TOP DUmmies OF 2010 is a joint effort by Ralph Wiggum and franksolich, but there are certain "walls" in place between the two. Mr. Wiggum counts the votes, and releases the winners to franksolich one at a time, usually about half an hour before the announcement is made. franksolich has no idea how the voting went, until that half-hour before (he needs the advance notice so as to write the announcement, after all). Mr. Wiggum, on the other hand, has no idea, no idea at all, what franksolich is going to write, until it's been posted.
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The slightly-revised schedule is now:
December 5-December 14: voting for the TOP DUmmies OF 2010.
December 24: release of the TOP DUmmies of 2010 #20-11 (one thread for all).
December 25: release of the winners of the WILLIE and the ANNIE if a winner is not also a winner in the TOP DUmmies OF 2010, in which case the special award is given in the order one has been chosen a top DUmmie.
December 26-December 30: release of the TOP DUmmies OF 2010 #10-2, one thread per winner.
December 31: release of the TOP DUmmie OF 2010.
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One can change one's votes any time up until closure of the "Official Voting Thread;" however, one should note, when posting or e-mailing the alteration, that it is an alteration of a previous vote cast.
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Everyone can vote for up to ten primitives--less, of course too, but one should really use all of one's maximum voting power. One does not have to "rank" them in any sort of order; the common wisdom of the people ultimately and automatically determines the ranks.
One can vote for only one primitive each, for the WILLIE and the ANNIE. One may vote for a primitive for top DUmmie (one of those ten allowed votes) and for either or both of these awards.
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If anyone is uncertain about the identity of a primitive, please feel free to ask, by personal message to a moderator, any moderator (i.e., not on this voting thread itself).
For the WILLIE, the primitive who's done the most (going back any number of years, not just 2010) to enhance and strengthen the good name and credibility of Skins's island (vote for one):
-Alan Grayson
-bobbolink
-BouncyBall
-CaliforniaPeggy
-Demtenjeep
-Octafish
-Proud2bLibKansan
-spooked911
-the Big Three (Skinner, EarlG, Elad)
-TruthIsAll
-WilliamPitt
-xultar
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For the ANNIE, the primitive who's the most likely to succeed on Skins's island, most likely to be a loser (and a sore one, too) in the real world (vote for one):
-Alan Grayson
-bobbolink
-B0G (the Barack 0bama Group: FrenchieCat, babylonsister, Cha, ProSense, grantcart, HiFructosePronSyrup, NJmaverick, HughMoran, jefferson_dem, Peacetrain, treestar, RoyGBiv, sandnsea, berni_mccoy, SoxFan, Nicholas D Wolfwood, and others)
-Demtenjeep
-EFerrari
-Fat Che's little brother
-Horse With no Name
-marmar
-MrScorpio
-NanceGreggs
-Proud2BlibKansan
-Redstone
-Skinner
-Stinky the Clown
-undergroundpanther
-WilliamPitt
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For TOP DUmmie OF 2010; those primitives who, for any particular reason and in any particular manner, made Skins's island especially entertaining during the past year (vote for ten):
-Alan Grayson
-AnArmyVeteran
-ArcticDave
-Atman
-Backscatter712
-BantheGOP
-BeFree
-bobbolink
-B0G (the Barack 0bama Group: FrenchieCat, babylonsister, Cha, ProSense, grantcart, HiFructosePronSyrup, NJmaverick, HughMoran, jefferson_dem, Peacetrain, treestar, RoyGBiv, sandnsea, berni_mccoy, SoxFan, Nicholas D Wolfwood, and others)
-BradBlog
-CaliforniaPeggy
-Cyrano
-DainBramaged
-DefendandProtect
-EFerrari
-Fat Che's little brother
-greywarrior
-Hannah Bell
-HawkeyeX
-HighFructosePronSyrup
-HippyChick
-IanDavid, the skumbag primitive
-Jackpine_Radical
-Joanne98
-JudiLynn
-kentuck
-madfloridian
-malaise
-mike_c
-MineralMan
-MrScorpio
-nadinbrzezinski
-Name removed
-NanceGreggs
-NNNOLHI
-Nuclear Unicorn
-PCIntern
-Phil The Cat
-ProSense
-Proud2BlibKansan
-ProudDad
-RandomThoughts
-Redstone
-RedXIII
-Rsmith6221
-Skinner
-spooked 911
-SteveLesser
-Stinky the Clown
-Systematic Chaos
-Taverner
-The Magistrate
-TheStraightStory
-ThomWV
-TwixVoy
-undergroundpanther
-w8lifting lady
-warpy
-xultar
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franksolich's votes:
for the Willie:
spooked911
for the Annie:
Redstone, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive
for top primitives:
-Atman, Pedro Picasso
-B0G, the Barack 0bama Group
-Cyrano, Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive
-EFerrari, Doug's stupid ex-wife
-HawkeyeX, the crossed-eyed Iowa primitive
-mike_c, the mike_c primitive
-MrScorpio, Mr. Lamond Dorkio
-NNNOLHI, Don the grouchy old primitive
-Proud2BlibKansan, the Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher
-Skinner, my fellow alum Skins
Remember, franksolich's vote for Pedro Picasso is just a token one, not to be taken seriously, and seriously no one else should waste one of his precious ten votes on Pedro Picasso, selecting instead from credible candidates.
It's just that franksolich is sentimental about an always-voted-for choice, six years in a row I've voted for the retarded blockhead who wouldn't know the difference between an apple and an electric fan.
The guy couldn't win a horse race even with a jet engine strapped to the saddle.
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Well, then, I'll cast my vote.
Annie: I've got to go with Bobbolink. Why? Said primitive always seems to weave being homeless into whatever thread they're in. Being homeless seems to be a winning combo--on the island. Said primitive's 'tude would mean that it would turn off even the most devoted Salvation Army worker, IMO.
Willie: It has to be TruthIsAll. Try, I double-dog dare ya, to follow its' supposed "logic" when said primitive tries to use whatever spreadsheet and Excel tricks it can pull out of its' fourth point of contact, to "prove" that most Americans voted for the Democrat Party in every election since The Dawn Of Time.
Now, for the run-of-the-mill category, in no particular order:
AnArmyVeteran
Alan Grayson (Hey! If he wins, he can say that he won an election this year!)
BantheGOP
Hannah Bell
HawkeyeX
Ian David, the scumbag primitive
Name Removed, the most prolific poster over there (it seems!)
Proud2BlibKansan This one teaching kids is scary!
RandomThoughts
TwixVoy
How's that?
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frank, so we vote for our favorites in this thread? this is my 1st time so I wasn't sure how you guys voted.
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For the Willie I am going to have to go with bouncy ball. She has become a household name because of her imagination.
The Annie should go to Doug's stupid ex-wife. Thanks for raising a few criminals, living in a trailer while trash talking the woman who gave you life and a place to park it, and for just being you.
And for the top DUmmy....xultar. For being as racist and drunk as she wants to be.
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frank, so we vote for our favorites in this thread? this is my 1st time so I wasn't sure how you guys voted.
Yes, or confidentially via the e-mail address in the first part.
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Yes, or confidentially via the e-mail address in the first part.
Thanks frank, unlike Hollywood who make it a popularity contest as opposed to voting for great acting, I want to research some of the nominees and see their performances before I vote. :-)
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For the Willie:
bobbolink
For the Annie:
Demtenjeep
For Top Primitive:
CaliforniaPeggy
EFerrari
Fat Che's Little Brother
Joanne98
MrScorpio
proud2blibkansan
Stinky the Clown
Undergroundpanther
w8liftinglady
xultar
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BFDU's votes:
for the Willie:
CaliforniaPeggy
for the Annie:
Stinky the Clown
for top primitives:
-AnArmyVeteran (**** you, asshole)
-EFerrari (**** you, Beth, you scumbag, with two criminal children and god knows how many sex toys to replace the penis of the man who ran screaming from you)
-Hannah Bell (wants the government to confiscate private property to close the deficit. You first, you c***)
-JudiLynn (Hey, Judi: the Venezuelan ruling council wants to know if you're ready for your bukkake yet)
-mike_c (Deal with it, Meathead.)
-NNNOLHI (Get several kinds of cancer and die, Don)
-Stinky the Clown (What, exactly, DOES jizz and cheeto dust smell like when mixed?)
-Taverner (just FOAD)
-The Magistrate (FOAD, Sir. Please, Sir. OK, Sir?)
-xultar (Hey SISTAH! FUUUUCK YA, AIIIIGHT?)
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OK, I think I'm ready to vote.
For the Willie
spooked911
For the Annie
Alan Grayson
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010
Alan Grayson
BantheGOP
The B0G
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged
EFerrari
nadinbrzezinski
Proud2BlibKansan
warpy
xultar
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true_blood's votes:
for the Willie:
Proud2bLibKansan
for the Annie:
Stinky the Clown
for top primitives:
-bobbolink
-CaliforniaPeggy
-Cyrano
-EFerrari
-kentuck
-MineralMan
-MrScorpio
-Proud2BlibKansan
-Skinner
-Taverner
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Bummer, I missed the deadline. I wanted to name Andy for the Willie, posthumously. He brought so many primitives into prominence, made Beth a household name. And he duped SO many DUmmies...not once, but twice. But oh well, there's always next year and he's not going anywhere.
Cindie
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Bummer, I missed the deadline. I wanted to name Andy for the Willie, posthumously. He brought so many primitives into prominence, made Beth a household name. And he duped SO many DUmmies...not once, but twice. But oh well, there's always next year and he's not going anywhere.
Yeah, the late red round one's not going anywhere.
I always thought the best eulogy of the late red round one was from the night he died, and someone at our old home commented, "Well, Andy's not a liberal any more."
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Willie
Xultar for being a supermassive black hole of victimhood
Annie
Alan Grayson for being reduced to begging DU for funds and then losing his election. FAIL!!!
Top Primitive
Xultar - see above
Stinky The Clown - one of the most bitter members of DU
BanTheGOP - for constantly showing his inner NKVD
Proud2BlibKansan
NNNOLHI
AnArmyVeteran - anti-semite (a lot of them are but he is a standout, blaming every problem in the world and our country's every action on Israel)
Skinner - for being the forum's own little Stalin
Name Removed - victims of Skinner's purges
Underground Panther - almost as massive of victim singularity as Xultar
MineralMan
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ScubaGuy's Ballot:
For the Willie:
Spooked911 - This is the guy who managed to bring the insanity of the DUmp to so many other websites. Do a Google search of his name and you'll see his insanity repeated all over the Web.
For The Annie:
Alan Grayson - He's a perfect fit for the DUmp and I know we'll get many hours of laughs if he returns.
Top DUmmie picks:
AnArmyVeteran
Hannah Bell
HawkeyeX
Joanne98
Proud2BlibKansan
RandomThoughts
Rsmith6221
nadinbrzezinski
NNNOLHI
BantheGOP
My only question is who is doing the exit polling and forwarding the results to TIA? How do I know my vote was counted? How do I know Ralph isn't rigging the vote without a TIA spreadsheet? :lmao:
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Willie.... Proud2bLibKansan... For showing us all that liberals are the real racists, idiots, destroyers of children, liars, and charlatans.
Annie...Bobbolink...posting from her computer she rigged together from a tossed out console t.v., and Atari, and 14 printers she touches all of our lives. It is always all about her, did you know she is homeless? The world is on fire, stock market collapses, dogs and cats sleeping together, BOBBO IS FREAKING HOMELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Top 10 ****ing Morons of the Year...
1. EFerrari, no one could honestly be that stupid.
2. Redstone, he could have a stroke looking at fuzzy kittens playing with puppies.
3. BantheGOP, someone seriously needs to get a new hobby.
4. IanDavid, I pity his family so much that I want to rescue them.
5. MikeC, still really convinced he is a pedophile or a wannabe.
6. CaliforniaPeggy, I sometimes try to convince myself she is a victim of some sort of disease for the elderly.
7. The Magistrate, when I read his posts it gives my dog's anus the hives.
8. ThomWV, I am from W.V. and I hate when people like him make it sound like it is filled with ignorant rednecks with no education. Look in the mirror Thom!
9. Taverner, I swear this guy reads the poo in his toilet for his political opinions, like Gypsies read tea leaves.
10. Proud2bLibKansan, I wish I could just nominate this twit for every single opening. Her posts are what draws me to DU and makes me watch my kid's teachers so much more closely. It is a horror that she is allowed to educate children or even be allowed outside of an institution.
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I hope I am allowed to vote, new as I am. I do like seeing everyone's rationale for voting, though.
Here goes:
The Willie:
William Pitt: Anyone who can publicly threaten a homeless woman, get banned, come back in his own name and then chastise disillusioned Democrats who are giving up on Oblahblah due to the president's own actions deserves a gold-plated piece of poo, like that artist did for Suri Cruise. Will Pitt is the quintessential Dummy.
(http://www.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/08/suri-poop.jpg)
The Annie:
The BOG: These are mental patients who somehow got a hold of a keyboard and, thanks to Skinner's low standards for compatriots, are allowed to remain and make DU the landfill that it is. From the odd "poetry" of a drunken Frenchie Cat to the breathtakingly low IQ of Cha--I think Cha meant to be "Che" but couldn't spell it--to the outright viciousness of Hugh Moran, NJMaverick, and bernie_coy, this crowd still considers Obama a god, the One, their collective boyfriend. If the BOG wins this prize, or any other, a large box of presidential knee-pads should be sent to Skinner to distribute to them with lessons on how to fit under the Oval Office desk. Bill Clinton never had it so good!
Top DUmmy: (I always hear Red Foxx talking to Lamont when I see this)
You said we could pick ten, and that still doesn't seem like enough, but here goes.
1. The BOG again:
Can't nominate them enough! With a collective IQ of 51, Obama's attack chickens have managed, through constant alerts (and threats to withdraw their donations), to drive away anyone who does not worship "The One." The waves of bannings since the election can be largely laid at their misshapen chicken feet.
2. Nance Greggs:
Whoever told this woman she could write should have his teaching license revoked. She might not be so hideously bad if she had learned to use a dictionary once in awhile. Totally embarrassed herself this year over the meaning of "apologist"--fun, fun, fun!--and then ran off with the BOG to a site called gooddems.com . Since Obama cultists don't read dictionaries either (or they would know the meaning of "constitutional") she can vomit her screeds to her heart's content over there. And she can post her pic there too. I think at gooddems.com, her "face" (for lack of a better word) is considered good-looking.
3. bobbolink: Did you know she's homeless?
4. underground panther:
I keep hoping we'll find out that this is a guy who only posts when he's on peyote. For sheer insanity, there's no one better. I think more than one psychologist rummaging through the panther's threads has had to re-examine all their years of training, and that makes me very happy. :)
5. BradBlog: For still thinking the DUmp is a political action site and trying to make them act. Also, for thinking he matters. To anyone.
6. MineralMan: Just 'cause I think he'd take an award for anything.
7. Name Removed: Closely aligned with DUmpster "Deleted Subthread" both of whom are prolific posters and shape the overall environment of the DUmp.
8. xultar: If you don't pick her, you're all racists!
9. The Magistrate: He posts from his S&M club, and I'm assuming he's a "top" but you never know.
10. ProSense:
Aka "NonSense", "Prononsense", or "NoSense", this is a poser with enough different personalities that theories of it being a shared screen name or even a chatbot have been floated on the internets. Certain consistencies do exist however. Guess which one is the most common? (http://thewrongadvices.com/2007/05/18/prosense-an-adsense-ready-seo-wordpress-theme/)
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This has been fun. Thanks for letting me vent.
LilyB
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This has been fun. Thanks for letting me vent.
But don't go away, madam; this isn't even half over.
Plenty of fun to come yet; in fact, it's barely underway.
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Willie:
Spooked911
Annie:
Redstone
Top 10 DUmmies of 2010:
AnArmyVeteran (wants to "remove the 'Jewish problem' by any means")
bobbolink (the alienation of the other DUmmies for not "understanding" is a riot)
DainBramaged (the laundromat bouncy sealed the deal)
defendandprotect (the defended reject one had a breakout season)
Jackpine_Radical (100% smarmy bastard)
mike_c (bugsy had quite the year attempting smears of our good men and women in uniform)
MineralMan (coach, I've got a new name for him and see if it passes muster..."the Colonel Klinck primitive") :-)
Taverner (just a straight-up moron)
w8liftinglady (the sum of the year and the "victory at the Bush library protest" were enough to land her here)
xultur (the "drunken old sot primitive might have had the best, and worst, bouncy of the year with the Halloween/iPhone incident)
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I find it funny I'm voting on this given I was in the running for the DUmmie of the year last year.
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I find it funny I'm voting on this given I was in the running for the DUmmie of the year last year.
I think it's healthy.
It shows a mind that isn't rigid-hard.
We're happy to have you here, sir, your feet on both sides of the aisle.
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I find it funny I'm voting on this given I was in the running for the DUmmie of the year last year.
:lmao:
If it makes you feel better I wouldn't vote for you if you were on the list, I feel like in an odd way you're 1 of us LOL.
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I'm replying in this thread so that I will be easily informed of updates. I will let my voice be heard here in a little while.
However, may I say...EXCELLENT job with this, frank!! How many years have you been doing this?
This is my first time voting for Top Dummie, but somehow, I think you make it more exciting. Thanks again. :hyper:
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This is my first time voting for Top Dummie, but somehow, I think you make it more exciting. Thanks again. :hyper:
It's the members and their comments who make it exciting, sir.
Mr. Wiggum started this in 2005, but then over time the press of his work and real life interfered, and franksolich who has no life and no pressures took over the writing part in 2009, last year. Any good that franksolich might, or might not, do is based on what Mr. Wiggum established.
Stay tuned; as mentioned, the fun's only starting.
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Willie
-the Big Three (Skinner, EarlG, Elad)
You gotta hand it to 3 guys who can keep a website going that's administration and enforcement of discussion rules resemble something out of Communist China.
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For the ANNIE, the primitive who's the most likely to succeed on Skins's island, most likely to be a loser (and a sore one, too) in the real world (vote for one):
-NanceGreggs- She is a legend in her own mind, and about the only place she can get anyone who honestly consider her screeds to be decent writing is the BOG group.
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010; those primitives who, for any particular reason and in any particular manner, made Skins's island especially entertaining during the past year (vote for ten):
-B0G (the Barack 0bama Group: FrenchieCat, babylonsister, Cha, ProSense, grantcart, HiFructosePronSyrup, NJmaverick, HughMoran, jefferson_dem, Peacetrain, treestar, RoyGBiv, sandnsea, berni_mccoy, SoxFan, Nicholas D Wolfwood, and others)
-HighFructosePronSyrup
-MineralMan
-Name removed
-NanceGreggs
-ProSense
-Skinner
-SteveLesser
All my votes for top primitive are for Boggers. Mostly because things they objected to 3 years ago they cheerlead now.
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I know what you mean, frank. :rotf: I really can't wait!
I'm browsing this, but I'll be back to vote after the Ravens game.
And thank you, Mr. Wiggum!
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Just so you're aware, sir, you voted for only eight primitives, instead of ten.
It's your choice, but you do have two more votes, if you choose to use them any time between now and late evening December 14.
edited because I didn't count right--sorry for the inconvenience, and carry on--
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Just so you're aware, sir, you voted for only nine primitives, instead of ten.
It's your choice, but you do have one more vote, if you choose to use it any time between now and late evening December 14.
Yes, couldn't vote on anyone else.
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I will submit my votes at a later date.
I just wanted to make an observation. It's possible that we have, in successive years, a educator from Kansas win the top honors.
Only in America; where everyone has an equal opportunity to rise to the top.
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For the WILLIE
the Big Three (Skinner, EarlG, Elad)-Without these COLLECTIVE marbleheads, there would be none of the rest. Congrats guys. .You've earned this vote.
For the ANNIE
bobbolink-The little angel is just so put upon. Did you know she's homeless? She's also The Big 3's pet, and that ain't changin'.
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010
BantheGOP
bobbolink
CaliforniaPeggy
Cyrano
DainBramaged
EFerrari
MineralMan
MrScorpio
Proud2BlibKansan
Skinner
My first vote Top DUmmie is IN!! I STILL don't think I have quite enough experience with the dregs of society to give all of them their due. (explanations as to why I gave them the honor of my vote) However, I will be paying even more attention for the '11 elections. For, I could give some if I wanted, but it wouldn't be fair to the others, and yes, there would be tears.
I didn't expect the narrowing down process to be as difficult as it was either. I am satisfied with my decisions though.
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Willie - WmPitt
Annie - proud2blibKansan
To me, it's important the first recipients be the one's of whom the award is named
Top 10
1) BOG (Look at how our local libs are voting here. BOG's at the top. This group kept the place on edge which helped urge on a lot of the other writers of whom you are voting.)
2) kentuck
3) Cyrano
4) Warpy
5) bobbolink
6) Stinky the Clown
7) ThomWV
8) xultar
9) Skinner
10) Nance Greggs (based on the "apologist" thread alone)
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I haven't changed it yet but I'm rethinking my choice of The BOG, if they win wouldn't that in a way make the radical progressives think their opinion was right? and The Bog winning would focus attention on them and let those with the really radical agenda's just slip by without notice?
Opinions welcomed to help me decide.
ETA: What I'm basically saying is that the BOG are kooks of course, but they're not as kooky as some of the other radicals at DU, so would the BOG winning embolden the radicals?
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I haven't changed it yet but I'm rethinking my choice of The BOG, if they win wouldn't that in a way make the radical progressives think their opinion was right? and The Bog winning would focus attention on them and let those with the really radical agenda's just slip by without notice?
Opinions welcomed to help me decide.
ETA: What I'm basically saying is that the BOG are kooks of course, but they're not as kooky as some of the other radicals at DU, so would the BOG winning embolden the radicals?
Just for clarity to everyone, I'm not politicing for the BOG at all. Just wanted to note that they were a big factor in shaping the comments made at the island this year in a way (IMO) no other "DU Group" has done, not even the GLBTQIXXXNAMBLA group.
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I haven't changed it yet but I'm rethinking my choice of The BOG, if they win wouldn't that in a way make the radical progressives think their opinion was right? and The Bog winning would focus attention on them and let those with the really radical agenda's just slip by without notice?
Opinions welcomed to help me decide.
ETA: What I'm basically saying is that the BOG are kooks of course, but they're not as kooky as some of the other radicals at DU, so would the BOG winning embolden the radicals?
You can at least predict what crazy radicals will say. The BOG is for whatever Dear Leader is for, as such they are far more radical than the radicals.
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Thanks for the opinions, still thinking about it.
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Mike 220's votes...
The Willie: While I think the case could be made that without the efforts of the Big 3, there would be no DUmp for us to look at, they've really just sat back and managed the asylum. My vote for the Willie however has brought the reputation of the dump to all corners of the intertubes. Her/His/Its (?) penchant for weaving hardly believable, complicated and just plain bullshit stories has managed to get him/her/it an eponymous term inducted into that greatest of internet monuments, Urban Dictionary. Ladies and Gentlemen, my vote for the Willie will go to: Bouncy Ball.
The Annie: If I had known of this category before say early October, this one would have been a hell of a hard one to choose. There are so many deserving candidates. Bobbo (did you know she was homeless?), Doug's stupid ex-wife (seriously, if she was any more stupid, we'd have to water her) and the scorpion prim (Mr. "I am the Final Arbiter of Blackness") are all worthy selections as are all the others. But that changed a few weeks before the election. That is when the Messiah himself showed up to the lead the DUmmies to the Promised Land of Milk and Honeyâ„¢. Now granted, he flamed out spectacularly come November 2, but that hasn't stopped the DUmmies from singing his praises to the heavens for all to hear. And now, they're not content with a soon to be ex-Congressman; they're looking beyond that! To the Presidency, by G-d! This man is a shoe-in! He speaks truth to power! America loves you, O Messiah! Just pick the right running mate and we shall have paradise on earth! Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, my vote for the Annie is none other than your favorite living Messiah and mine: Alan Grayson.
Finally the hard part. I tend to focus on a few of my favorite DUmmies that I know something about, then the rest I know by passing acquaintance. Kind of like the difference between the guy who sits next to you at work who you play paper football with as compared to the guy down in accounting who you say "hi" to in the hall but you never can seem to remember his name. But here we go.
Top of the list is my favorite DUmmy. I will make no secret of the fact that I row to the island sometimes just to see if he's dropped new turds of wisdom. There's something to be said for this choice, and that thing is: "he's ****ing nuts." But still... The level of paranoia here is amazing to behold. The paint on the wall is after this guy. And the best way to deal with problems with people like the GOP that want to kill you or throw you into camps is to do it first. What's a little preemptive internment between friends after all? Ladies and Gentlemen, my first vote for DUmmy of the Year is: BantheGOP.
This next vote was easy. I've never called anyone a :poser: before for, but this guy has to be a :poser: . Seriously, there's no other explanation that can be drawn from the verbal diarrhea that spills from him. And judging from one of his latest tirades, as a Conservative Jew, I'd be ****ed if he ever got his way Ladies and Gentlemen, my second vote for DUmmy of the Year is: AnArmyVeteran.
For my third vote, this person makes the half dead bush in my front yard look like a Mensa member. Whether its her patented style of answering tough question (put fingers in ears and go "lalallalalalalalallalalal" really loud) to her support for Yugo (I'm still trying to figure out if that's the car or the dictator), really, how could I not vote for this person. Ladies and Gentlemen, my third vote goes to Doug's Stupid Ex-wife: EFerrari.
For my fourth vote, this person crowed to the heavens how she(?) was allegedly accepted into a masters program based on her alleged "poetry." I think that says more for the school that would accept you if it actually happened, than your poetry. Ladies and Gentlemen, my fourth vote goes to: "My dear" CalPeg.
For my fifth vote, this voter is so prolific, you can find him on any thread in any forum, it doesn't matter the subject. And he always sounds so forlorn, like the puppy you just brought home then beat with a newspaper cause he piddled on the floor on accident. I always wonder what this guy's problem is when I see him. Ladies and Gentlemen, my fifth vote goes to: NameRemoved.
For my sixth vote, I must confess I nominated this person. Until a few days ago, right before nominations ended, this DUmmy had managed to stay off my radar. I'm sure I've run across him before, but he never made an impression on me until now. And bloody hell if I can't remember why at the moment. I should have bookmarked that thread. Oh well. Ladies and Gentlemen, my sixth vote goes to: ProudDad.
For my seventh vote, did you know this person was homeless? But she has an IPhone. Go figure. This DUmmy has the incredible ability to turn any thread into a critique on how nobody helps the homeless. Even if that thread is about how your grandkid got a cool new toy for Christm... I mean the Winter Holiday. More than one of the fellow inmates has attempted to help this person before, but unless you're coughing up a 3,000 sf 5 bedroom mansion, free all you can eat gourmet buffet every meal, free health care and paid utilities, keep on walking. However, as an added bonus, if this person wins DotY, I'm personally throwing in a 1985 Buick Skylark to go along with her award. Ladies and Gentlemen, my seventh vote goes to: bobbolink (did you know she was homeless?)
My last three votes I'm just going to hand out to DUmmies who I happen to know something about, but the list of things that would prompt their nomination are too long and distinguished to go into. We all know why they're here. Accordingly, my eight, ninth and tenth votes go to Stinky the Clown (the Odoriferous Harlequin), The Magistrate (The Magisterial One) and Hannah Bell (putting the [elementary school] class in Marxist class warfare for 20 years) respectively.
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Hi All, Thanks for the great and entertaining write-ups! I'm going to do my Willie and Annie first, then my pick-10 separately.
The Willie, for the person who has done the most for the island. Who has bestowed a famous feature all their own to the Isle of Misfits? Why, it's BouncyBall of course. We would have been so deprived of some solid comedy gold without her great work in establishing the ouvre.
I have to do an honorable mention here, one who was not nominated for an Annie, that is, the Biggest Loser of them all. That would go to anybody who fell for any bouncy at any time, with cheering, clapping, K&R's, or smiley's of any kind. Anybody this gullible is going to get seriously hurt sometime in life. A loser.
And, so on toThe Annie The island's biggest loser. I am voting for the B0G. Inhabitants of the BOG cannot think for themselves. They can't critically step back and objectively see something they may not want to see. They are classic cult followers. They are the sorts who will be ever-dependent, and parroters of talking points. This is not a path to success in life, hence, the biggest losers.
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Willie: BouncyBall
Annie: NanceGreggs
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010 (in no particular order):
Alan Grayson
BantheGOP (even though I think he's a mole)
The B0G (funny how that's so close to BORG! :-))
DainBramaged
defendandprotect
Fat Che's little brother (these 3 are the NJ trifecta of stupid)
ProudDad
Redstone
Rsmith6221
xultar
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Willie- xultar
Annie - Alan Grayson
Primitive of the Year - The BOG
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Thus far, this is awesome; I thank all those who've participated, and there's still plenty of time.
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The B0G (funny how that's so close to BORG! :-))
"We are the BOG. You will be taxed. We will take your productivity and individuality for the common good. Dissent is futile."
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WILLIE: spooked911
ANNIE: EFerrari
TOP DUMMIES:
bobbolink
Proud2BlibKansan
kentuck
MineralMan
EFerrari
Cyrano
xultar
Redstone
The BOG
CaliforniaPeggy
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For the WILLIE
WilliamPitt
For the ANNIE
bobbolink
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010 (vote for ten):
-bobbolink
-Cyrano
-IanDavid
-Jackpine_Radical
-kentuck
-MineralMan
-ProSense
-Proud2BlibKansan
-Stinky the Clown
-Taverner
Tough choices.
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Jeez! I can't believe I forgot DUmmie of the Year! :thatsright:
For DUmmie of the year, I shall select the CalPig primitive. Or...CaliforniaPeggy as she is known on the Island. In my mind, she is one of the Top Tier primitives. (as referenced in my Top DUmmie ballot.) But she's more than that. For it was not so long ago that she actually purchased DU Stars for....anyone that asked. She's clearly got more money than brains. That, on top of being absolutely vile (proof via threads would take up way too much space) and another pet of The Big 3, is why I nominate CaliforniaPeggy for POTY.
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It was a tough choice, but for the Willie, my vote goes to Proud2blibKansan. On a daily basis, she promotes, by the way she lives and posts, the very principles that the DUmmies want to foist onto every American...steal from the producers to give to the non-producers, weaken our national defense until we aren't able to defend ourselves from a group of wayward Boy Scouts, and ensure that our children in public schools are indoctrinated and dumbed down to the point that they don't know any better.
The Annie vote was easier for me, as truly, is there a bigger loser IRL than Stinky the Clown? To me, this vote doesn't even require a detailed explanation...just read his posts.
***edited because I'm only on my first cup of coffee and reversed the meanings of "Annie" & "Willie"
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Jeez! I can't believe I forgot DUmmie of the Year! :thatsright:
For DUmmie of the year, I shall select the CalPig primitive. Or...CaliforniaPeggy as she is known on the Island. In my mind, she is one of the Top Tier primitives. (as referenced in my Top DUmmie ballot.) But she's more than that. For it was not so long ago that she actually purchased DU Stars for....anyone that asked. She's clearly got more money than brains. That, on top of being absolutely vile (proof via threads would take up way too much space) and another pet of The Big 3, is why I nominate CaliforniaPeggy for POTY.
Rev, you get to pick nine more for Top Dummie. Use those votes. :tongue:
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Thanks for the opinions, still thinking about it.
Bally,
Usually the winner of DOTY fades rapidly after their win if that helps your decision. :-)
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Jeez! I can't believe I forgot DUmmie of the Year! :thatsright:
For DUmmie of the year, I shall select the CalPig primitive. Or...CaliforniaPeggy as she is known on the Island. In my mind, she is one of the Top Tier primitives. (as referenced in my Top DUmmie ballot.) But she's more than that. For it was not so long ago that she actually purchased DU Stars for....anyone that asked. She's clearly got more money than brains. That, on top of being absolutely vile (proof via threads would take up way too much space) and another pet of The Big 3, is why I nominate CaliforniaPeggy for POTY.
There is no "DUmmie of 2010" until after all the votes are cast and counted, and the primitive candidates are ranked in order of how many votes each one got.
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Thanks for the opinions, still thinking about it.
As our esteemed colleague Randy mentioned further up, madam, usually the top primitive sort of, uh, disappears after being selected.
Keep that in mind.
I dunno why that happens, but it happens, and there you have it.
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Bally,
Usually the winner of DOTY fades rapidly after their win if that helps your decision. :-)
:lmao: still thinking about it. I just don't want the socialists to get a pass.
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Rev, you get to pick nine more for Top Dummie. Use those votes. :tongue:
Awww jeez... Now their's egg on my face. Dunno why I was thinking a "Dummie of the Year" along with the "Top Primitives." Absent mindedness, I guess.
*walks away slowly while muttering to himself*
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Awww jeez... Now their's egg on my face. Dunno why I was thinking a "Dummie of the Year" along with the "Top Primitives." Absent mindedness, I guess.
*walks away slowly while muttering to himself*
Hopefully, that muttering is your brain sifting through the various primitives over there, to fill out your ballot.
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Willie this was a hard one because I kept waivering between BouncyBall and CalPeg, being the poet laureate of DU and all which is about as far as she'll ever get because her poetry is more difficult to read than watching paint dry while sitting in a port-a-potty. In the end, I picked BouncyBall because her legacy still lives on everyday and while most DUmmies have been but poor imitations of the original, still they do have a goal to shoot for.
For the Annie I my choice is Alan Grayson. Eventhough he's only been there a short while (and may never come back though I think we all hope he does), he truly represents the spirit of the Annie. One of life's losers. And not just any loser, but an insane, crass, perpetually pissed off loser. In other words, a perfect representation of all things DUmmie. A moonbat who, by a fluke election, had a chance to break the chains of moonbattery and make something of himself. But he was completely incapable of surviving in the real world among (mostly) civilized folk. In the end all he could DU was beg his fellow DUmmies for money...and even that failed. No one but Andy has managed to get the selfish DUmmies to part with scads and wads of money. Still, even after such a landslide loss they still want him to run for president. They hold him up as the Great White Hope while the rest of the country considers this loser the Great White Dope.
Top DUmmies in no particular order:
Bobbolink - she can sniff out a homeless thread like a dog can sniff out a bone that it buried months ago. She refuses all help while whining and lamenting the condition of the homeless, a condition she chose. And she does all this while posting from an iPhone.
Backscatter712 - banfoxnews.com...enough said
AnArmyVeteran - if he isn't a poser he's the most uninformed Vet in the country
Calpeg - She's got this creepy habit of calling everyone "my dear" and never met a picture thread where she didn't post her latest insult to the human race. And there's still speculation about her gender (or lack thereof). Poet laureate of DU, she spews forth words like a bad case of explosive diarrhea...stink stink stink stink.
NanceGreggs - Oh lord I have a hard time getting through her drunken screeds. Longwinded and short on substance and style. Queen of platitudes and stereotypes which she repeats in nearly every "letter to the right" she taps out on her keyboard. But somehow she never has the guts to come over here and defend her assumptions. A coward with a thesaurus is a dangerous thing.
EFerrari - She almost rated the Annie, but she's simply too stupid for an award...any award. Trailer trash who once had a good life with a successful husband that she pissed away, partly by devoting too much attention to a fund raiser for a shyster she never met. Now she lives with mom (who she's always putting down) in some kind of single wide or something, and laments her jailbird sons. She badmouths her ex and all his faults and yet, when the opportunity to change her DUmmie name, she chose his. Her life has now become a pathetic memory of what she had and threw away like the heirloom roses her brother pulled out by their roots from her window boxes.
Stinky the Clown - Where to begin...and I think if I start it will sound like one of Nance's screeds. The King of the Litterbox really doesn't need an explanation does he?
w8lifting lady - Battling alcohol and refuses to go to AA because it's too "right wing", whereas most people don't even think politics when they think of AA. They don't even specify which god (or higher power) one looks to for help...she could worship wood elves if that's her thing. In spite of being in a drunken stupor (and evidently between bouts of pumping iron) she planned to write weekly letters to the editor about the latest cause du jour. No word as to whether she actually followed through. The perfect DUAC!
Taverner - Perfect angry liberal! Wants to start a left wing militia but doesn't even own a gun. Celebrates the early demise of his fellow citizens simply because they have a different point of you. At one time protest and disagreement were patriotic but now expects tea party people to die early...Alan Grayson would be so proud. Oh, and he hates the world because they don't give him shit. Hates the Constitution but refuses to move to a country more to his liking.
TheStraighStory - biggest ***** on DU...turns down a great job to stay near his ex wife who left him for another guy because she's supposed to be dying of some undiagnosed disease. Oh, and he wants to be around to help his daughter through the trauma (who shouldn't even have been told mommy was going to die before they even knew whether it was true). Completely sappy without a shred of manhood in him as witnessed by penning of this poem (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5623110&mesg_id=5623110) written to his wife, or the wife of Wyatt Earp, he can't decide. I know, I know it was written before the wife started sleeping with the guy they were shacking up with but it really represents him perfectly.
Cindie
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Good choices there, delilah, madam, love of my love, heart of my heart.
The backscatter712's website is "quarantinefoxnews.com," and it still isn't up.
One wonders what's up with that.
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Hopefully, that muttering is your brain sifting through the various primitives over there, to fill out your ballot.
No. I already filled it out. The Willie, the Annie, and the Top Primitives. Back on page 1, I believe. It's just the post at the top of this page by me that's in question. It may as well be disregarded.
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For the Annie: Underground Panther
Willie: bobbolink
Voting for the Top 10:
Proud2BLibKansan
Redstone
PCIntern
kentuck
madfloridian
EFerrari
HighFructosePronSyrup
straightstory
xultar
spooked911
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Good choices there, delilah, madam, love of my love, heart of my heart.
The backscatter712's website is "quarantinefoxnews.com," and it still isn't up.
One wonders what's up with that.
Ah thanks, frank!
Cindie
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Election Day! My ballot, carefully considered since August or so:
Kentuck....and they call us mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers?
AnArmyVeteran....wrong and stupid about everything in life. Also a rabid radical Jew-hater
Prd2BeLibKansan....frightening to think she's teaching children.
HannahBell....who woke me up to the fact of Communists in our midst. When she says to "sign the means of production over to her" I envision giving her the keys to a paper mill, wherein she either falls into a vat of caustic acid, or a pulper. Either way, she's buried in an eyeglasses case.
TheStraightStory....affectionately recalled for his trying to finagle money from the DUmp to take his sick ex-wife skydiving, or for gas to go visit his sons, who heroically joined the military, presumably to make men of themselves.
Taverner....one of the biggest losers of the DUmp. Also a terribly juvenile sense of humor, on display whenever they have a bumper sticker or Tshirt contest. Every entry is cringe-worthy in its stupidity...something a 2nd grader would make up.
DainBramaged.....the over-the-top drama-queenery. His agony is so fun to read.
Banthe GOP...just for the sheer insanity
Hawkeye-X...among all the other stuff, he once suggested that Rush Limbaugh should give up his career and go out on disability for his hearing loss. Hmmm $300 per week vs. $4 million + a year. Hmm Hmmm What to do....
rsmith6621 for the worst and most prolific bouncy tales ever. They're so implausible, and they make him look like such an asshole. Some even call him out, but he keeps the bouncy production line going. Entertaining stuff.
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No votes for the Willie and the Annie, madam?
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I did those first, a few days ago. BouncyBall for the Willie, and BOG for the Annie. (Please don't double count! Oh well, Ralph's advanced version of Excel will prevent that).
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I did those first, a few days ago. BouncyBall for the Willie, and BOG for the Annie. (Please don't double count! Oh well, Ralph's advanced version of Excel will prevent that).
Oh.
Thank you, madam.
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I see you've changed your avatar, in order to encourage and cast hints to the LVL.
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I see you've changed your avatar, in order to encourage and cast hints to the LVL.
Well, I have known women--a couple of them, in my lifetime--who thought short fat bellboys were "cute," and tipped them accordingly, better than they tipped other bellboys.
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You know, I could be wrong, as I haven't been counting, and of course am unaware how the private voting (via e-mail to Mr. Wiggum) is going, but it seems to me there's two things going on here:
(a) voting seems to be ahead of this same time last year; and
(b) votes seem considerably fragmented when compared with past years; there isn't any strong leader emerging. Yet.
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My vote for the Annie is Alan Grayson.
How can one be a bigger loser then a couple of weeks before his first reelection bid and losing by a wide margin allows his staff (if not he himself) to waste time on a site that is so offensive as to be shunned by such kooks as the Kos following.
For the Willie it has to be its inspiration WilliamPitt.
His 24 business hours has escaped the DUmp and is mocked outside of the primitive world,almost to the point of entering the American lexicon as a descriptive phrase for anything clearly false but still put forward,a cousin to "Baghdad Bob".
For top primitives 10-2 in no particular order...
AnArmyVeteran,almost certainly a poser and very stupid.
Cyrano,crybaby
Hannah Bell,close to as stupid and obnoxious as one can get.
HawkeyeX,self proclaimed disability cheat
MrScorpio,get a real life Lamond
spooked 911,hard to imagine anyone more insane,a loon among truther loons
DainBramaged,another year and you just couldn`t make the cut...try to be as kooky as spooked next year and who knows.
Stinky the Clown,in honor of last years winner (which despite his claims wasn`t him) but just as much a phony.
bobbolink,still think the waste of air is skinners own mole so that would make a vote for her a vote for him in a way.
For DUmmy of the year...
Proud2BlibKansan
Ann is the most vile,disgusting piece of useless crap to wander the island.
That such a worthless and stupid thing is a teacher makes me want to puke.
She proves that hatred and ugliness on the inside will show in full force on the outside.
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I agree Frank...last year Greenbriar was clearly the front-runner. It could be anybody this year. I will support the voters choice no matter who it turns out to be. No re-count hysterics, Diebold-blaming, conspiracy theories, or taking it all the way to the Supreme Court. No, sir.
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I agree Frank...last year Greenbriar was clearly the front-runner. It could be anybody this year. I will support the voters choice no matter who it turns out to be. No re-count hysterics, Diebold-blaming, conspiracy theories, or taking it all the way to the Supreme Court. No, sir.
Well, madam, members unhappy with the results would have to heap their scorn upon Mr. Wiggum, the vote-counter. I got nothing to do with that; I have the easier part of the job, writing the announcements.
In other words, franksolich is only the messenger.
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And you know what they say about the messenger...
:lmao:
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And you know what they say about the messenger...
:lmao:
Uh huh.
But franksolich is used to it; the primitives on Skins's island after all are always out to get the messenger.
Somehow, franksolich survives.
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By the way, concurrent with this voting, our esteemed colleague djones520, currently on military assignment (U.S. Air Force) somewhere in central Asia, is handling the voting thread at our old home.
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?t=34443
If one wishes further insight for voting, it's a good place to check, but caution--the focus of the "Best/Worst of DU" over there, and the "DUmpster" here are slightly different, and some of the choices may surprise one, but trust me, they're all good choices.
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I decided to vote exactly the way I nominated, save for one change -- the BOG has replaced DemTenJeep
1 Fat Che's lil' bro. A man's man.. Literally. If you fantasize about Comic Book Guy from The Simpson's doing another Comic Book Guy from The Simpson's, then he and his significant other are The Hotness - Just don't play with your Matchbox cars when he is nearby.. Accidents can and do happen.
2 The birdsmacker - He wasn't even on my radar until getting his jaw wired. Its a shame they couldn't wire his fingers together too. Its not fair that only those who listen to him speak got to enjoy the moments of silence.
3 Spooked911 - Anytime I need a laugh, I know where to look - I would gladly make a 3rd place trophy out of cement and chickenwire in his honor.
4 CaliphonyPeg - All sweetness and light on the outside, pure ugly harridan on the inside.. Well, on the outside too. Stick an excessively overpriced fork in her.
5 Doug's Stupid Ex - Such a hateful bitch. The northeastern United States is full of coyotes now - and I blame her. She scared them away from their natural habitat.
6 RedXIII - Everybody hates furries. Even the primitives. And this one is particularly pathetic & mangy.
7 BanTheGOP - Who woulda thunk that banning a political party could solve political problems around the world ? I still think this one might be an ultramole.
8 Xultar - almost as stupid as The Stupid Ex - and twice as angry. Reading her posts is like watching a Boondocks marathon on Cartoon Network. Racially charged idiocy.
9 The BOG - Between a very stupid rock and a very stupid hard place, the BOG still supports The President, even though he is wrong according to DU's own dogma. Or maybe they just don't want to be called bigoted racists, as all who dare deny the will of The One most certainly are.
10 William The Pittiful. - for getting banned, unbanned and general asshattery befitting a typical highbrow Massachusetts Liberal wannabe.
For The Willie Award -
BouncyBall - I have no idea if she is aware of it, but she is legend - there are few who can claim that they have inspired an internet word - granted, she hasn't reached the recognition of ZOMG, lolcat, or pwnd yet - but is well on her way.
For The Annie -
Fat Che's lil Bro - Although I have also nominated him for top primitive, lil bro has managed to squander a small fortune, ruin his own political career, and has had limited success with his photoshopped comic strip. ( give or take 10K regular viewers , and a collection of self-published books (lulu is a self-publishing company))
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Okay, this is an alteration in my votes, from page 1 here.
Scratch "Atman" and write in "AllentownJake."
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Okay, this is an alteration in my votes, from page 1 here.
Scratch "Atman" and write in "AllentownJake."
I "may have to" make an "alteration" and add that liberal Jake to my list. :naughty: :-)
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Here's mine:
WILLIE: bobbolink
ANNIE: EFerrari
TOP DUMMIES:
AllentownJake
Proud2BlibKansan
kentuck
MineralMan
The Magistrate
Cyrano
xultar
Redstone
The BOG
CaliforniaPeggy
doc
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doc
Excellent choices, sir.
<<sighing with relief because I'm familiar enough with all of them that I can write the announcements off the top of my head, if they win.
<<sad because my fellow alum isn't doing so well, and I always wanted to write Skins's autobiography.
<<happy because voting this year is going very well, as compared with past years.
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Excellent choices, sir.
<<sighing with relief because I'm familiar enough with all of them that I can write the announcements off the top of my head, if they win.
<<sad because my fellow alum isn't doing so well, and I always wanted to write Skins's autobiography.
<<happy because voting this year is going very well, as compared with past years.
Well.....I would certainly think that you could name skins for an emeritus "Lifetime Achievement Award".
doc
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Still on the fence about The BOG but I'll probably stick with that choice because I find it hard to nominate the Admins there.
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I think it's brilliant. This is the first time in five years I've seen an entire group receive a nomination.
Skinner at least deserves an honorable mention for that twisted set of ass-backward rules he tried to enforce, but being an administrator at DU should be punishment enough.
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I think it's brilliant. This is the first time in five years I've seen an entire group receive a nomination.
Skinner at least deserves an honorable mention for that twisted set of ass-backward rules he tried to enforce, but being an administrator at DU should be punishment enough.
I love the group nomination also, my only problem is I consider them dumb but basically harmless whereas people like the anarchists who post there are whacked out. The only reason why I don't vote for the Admins there is because (puts on DU logic hat) the Admins are like the CEO's and they shouldn't be rewarded.
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:rofl: True.
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the Admins are like the CEO's and they shouldn't be rewarded.
I don't know about that - the admins are like the clown behind the wheel of the clown car - even though the passengers provide most of the entertainment, the admins set the pace and direction of the vehicle.
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I don't know about that - the admins are like the clown behind the wheel of the clown car - even though the passengers provide most of the entertainment, the admins set the pace and direction of the vehicle.
That's a darn good reason to vote for them LOL.
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proud2BlibKansan is the most vile, disgusting, repulsive human being ever to post at that land of misfits. She deserves special recognition for how loathsome she is. Ever word she types makes my skin crawl.
If the question is who is the most despicable, then she must win hands down.
She have my vote for the triple crown.
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Okay, this is an alteration in my votes, from page 1 here.
Scratch "Atman" and write in "AllentownJake."
You've got a point there, Coach, in modifying your ballot. I'll scratch Name Removed and substitute Allentown Jake in as well. His treachery earned him the nod.
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FTR, I'm using my remaining 7 votes against AllenTown Jake being rewarded in any way. He quite obviously covets and has campaigned for this honor. I would deny him the satisfaction.
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FTR, I'm using my remaining 7 votes against AllenTown Jake being rewarded in any way. He quite obviously covets and has campaigned for this honor. I would deny him the satisfaction.
Oh, but it doesn't quite work that way.
One can't combine one's votes for fewer than 10 top primitives.
A vote for the Die alte Sau, for example, is just one vote, and counted that way.
No point in saying "I'm giving all ten of my votes to the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher."
If one wishes to "dilute" the write-in votes for AllentownJake, I suggest you cast your remaining votes for seven other primitives.
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WILLIE- spooked911 "Please, all I really wanna know is: Did the bunny get away??!"
ANNIE- MrScorpio - Six degrees of Dorkio
TOP TEN- (in no particular order)
BOG
CaliforniaPeggy
EFerrari
Tavener
IanDavid
NanceGreggs
Proud2BlibKansan Annie, You Suck!
xultar
Hannah Bell
DainBramaged
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proud2BlibKansan is the most vile, disgusting, repulsive human being ever to post at that land of misfits. She deserves special recognition for how loathsome she is. Ever word she types makes my skin crawl.
If the question is who is the most despicable, then she must win hands down.
She have my vote for the triple crown.
You said it brother. That's why she was worthy of my vote as well, that moonbat.
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Can I have the RD ballot?
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WILLIE: spooked911
ANNIE: EFerrari
TOP DUMMIES:
bobbolink
Proud2BlibKansan
kentuck
MineralMan
EFerrari AllentownJake
Cyrano
xultar
Redstone
The BOG
CaliforniaPeggy
I'm going to pull a Murkowski, and write-in a vote. I removed EFerrari, and wrote in AllentownJake.
I thought about doing this last night, but since this is my first time voting, and being new here, I didn't want to make it look like posturing.
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BattleHymn, even though AJ has done remarkable things in earning our votes, one should never, IMO, never change a vote for Doug's incredibly ****ing stupid ex-wife to that for anyone--except, maybe, UGP or demtenjeep . . .
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BattleHymn, even though AJ has done remarkable things in earning our votes, one should never, IMO, never change a vote for Doug's incredibly ****ing stupid ex-wife to that for anyone--except, maybe, UGP or demtenjeep . . .
Earlier, I stared at my choices for a solid ten minutes before choosing EFerrari.
I knocked her off my list, based solely on the premise that I had already voted her for the Annie.
I defer to your better judgement and experience; thus:
MineralManAllentownJake
EFerrari AllentownJake EFerrari
My apologies to Mr Wiggum for complicating any tabulations.
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Earlier, I stared at my choices for a solid ten minutes before choosing EFerrari.
I knocked her off my list, based solely on the premise that I had already voted her for the Annie.
I defer to your better judgement and experience; thus:
My apologies to Mr Wiggum for complicating any tabulations.
That's much better, sir.
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Oh, but it doesn't quite work that way.
One can't combine one's votes for fewer than 10 top primitives.
A vote for the Die alte Sau, for example, is just one vote, and counted that way.
No point in saying "I'm giving all ten of my votes to the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher."
If one wishes to "dilute" the write-in votes for AllentownJake, I suggest you cast your remaining votes for seven other primitives.
OK, then. Top 10 Primitives my remaining 7, no particular order:
Spooked911
proudtobelibkansan
nadinbrezinski
cali
demtenjeep
eferrari
Ian David
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BattleHymn, even though AJ has done remarkable things in earning our votes, one should never, IMO, never change a vote for Doug's incredibly ****ing stupid ex-wife to that for anyone--except, maybe, UGP or demtenjeep . . .
Uh, not even for the subway cat or retarded Pam.....
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TVDOC,
It looks like we are very nearly on the same wavelength. It must be something in the Missouri water.
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Tough decision to make. I remember one primitive who made some really outlandish posts. I think it was around 9/11 anniversary and some thought it was a mole.
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Uh, not even for the subway cat or retarded Pam.....
Ahh, sir, thank you for pointing out one deficiency in my earlier post about changing votes. I forgot to emphasize one word. The final sentence should appear thusly:
BattleHymn, even though AJ has done remarkable things in earning our votes, one should never, IMO, never change a vote for Doug's incredibly ****ing stupid ex-wife to that for anyone--except, maybe, UGP or demtenjeep . . .
A H5 for bringing it to my attention.
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Ahh, sir, thank you for pointing out one deficiency in my earlier post about changing votes. I forgot to emphasize one word. The final sentence should appear thusly:
A H5 for bringing it to my attention.
That's okay, sir; I'm sure that most here are aware of my affecti--er, bias--for Doug's ex-wife.
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TVDOC,
It looks like we are very nearly on the same wavelength. It must be something in the Missouri water.
Quite possibly......or maybe we're related??????
doc
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I'm still debating about taking off one of the current primitives on my list and replacing them with AllentownJake.
If I wanted to do this Frank, is it ok? Or will screw things up? (If it screws anything up, I'm ok with my current vote.) Thanks.
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I'm still debating about taking off one of the current primitives on my list and replacing them with AllentownJake.
If I wanted to do this Frank, is it ok? Or will screw things up? (If it screws anything up, I'm ok with my current vote.) Thanks.
It doesn't screw up a single thing as long as one notes that it's an alteration.
One can make as many changes as one wishes, up to 11:00 p.m. central time, 10:00 p.m. mountain time, Tuesday, December 14.....but please note it's a change, so Mr. Wiggum doesn't mess up the Diebold counting machine.
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It doesn't screw up a single thing as long as one notes that it's an alteration.
One can make as many changes as one wishes, up to 11:00 p.m. central time, 10:00 p.m. mountain time, Tuesday, December 14.....but please note it's a change, so Mr. Wiggum doesn't mess up the Diebold counting machine.
Very cool. I'm still debating.
I'll just quote myself in a reply and do the "change" there in red. Thanks.
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I'm making an adjustment on my DOY vote. I originally vote for Grayson and only Grayson. After careful consideration, it would be unfair to the rest of the deserving hopefuls.
The Willie: My selection goes to the trio of Skinner, EarlG and Elad. The effort of these three have made their little island known as the monkey house of internet land. The mention of "DU" on many forums leaves little doubt as to what web site you're referring to.
The ANNIE: While I initially wanted to put Bobolink here, I just can't do it. Neither can I select Mrs. Anne Pritchett, AKA Proud2beLibKansan, an award she is well deserving of.
After careful consideration, I have to cast my vote for a relatively new comer, a person who when things turned bad in his life, turned to the Island and the primitives for their assistance. A person who by all examples is more bat shit crazy than the top tier primitives, none other than the dishonorable Alan Grayson.
Alan Grayson- Alan Grayson exemplifies what a winner of the DUmmy of the Year as well as what a democrat politician should strive to be.
bobbolink- Dr. Seuss describes her perfectely. Stink. Stank. Stunk.
Proud2bLibKansan- If she wins she can make the winner a teacher from Kansas for two years in a row.
spooked911- The only campfire I sent to my wife was his chicken wire experiment. My wife read it and begged me not to send any more posts from the island.
EFerrari- The DUmest person on all of the intertubes deserves an honorable mention.
DainBramaged- I mean, he has me on ignore. That's gotta be worth a vote.
Name removed- The dark horse.
kentuck- I outed him on another forum using an alias posing as a pro gun enthusiast. He has not returned.
JudiLynn- Wipe your chin.
IanDavid, the skumbag primitive- Lord forgive me but the only primtive that I would grave dance if he got Tombstoned.......in real life.
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DainbrammagedFor the WILLIE, the primitive who's done the most (going back any number of years, not just 2010) to enhance and strengthen the good name and credibility of Skins's island (vote for one):
-the Big Three (Skinner, EarlG, Elad)
For the ANNIE, the primitive who's the most likely to succeed on Skins's island, most likely to be a loser (and a sore one, too) in the real world (vote for one):
Bobbolink
For the top ten
mike_c
Stinky the clown
UGP
Bobolink
AllentownJake
Proud2belibkansasn or however its spelled.
Demtenjeep
11Bravo
WillPitt
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Dainbrammaged
I assume this is one of your ten votes for a top primitive, sir?
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OK, I think I'm ready to vote.
For the Willie
spooked911
For the Annie
Alan Grayson
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010
Alan Grayson
BantheGOP
The B0G
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged
EFerrari
nadinbrzezinski
Proud2BlibKansan
warpy
xultar
TwixVoy
I'd like to make a change in my vote, I want to remove xultar and replace her with TwixVoy since he said he was moving to Portugal and it doesn't look like he did. Thanks!
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After much deliberation, here are my choices:
Willie: DemTenJeep
Annie: Stinky
My TOP TEN:
undergroundpanther
FrenchieCat
CaliforniaPeggy
Proud2belibKansan
bobbolink
nadinbrezinski
AlanGrayson
NanceGreggs
DainBramaged
WillPitt
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My list
Top 10 idiots of 2010,
Stinky The Clown.
Bobolink.
Hannah Bell
Kentuck
Jefferson's Ghost.
nadinbrzezinski
Hawkeye X
-ProudDad
Joanne98
MineralMan
For the Willie,
Bouncy Ball
Annie
Alan Grayson.
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My votes: I actually had a nice list last night but hit the wrong friggin button and lost it all, so this'll just be quick and dirty. Kinda like DUmmie sex.
Willie: WillPitt
Annie: bobolink
Top 10 in no particular order:
11Bravo
AnArmyVeteran
EFerarri
Proud2BlibKansan
HawkeyeX
NNNOLHI
The Straight Story
Taverner
Joanne98
warpy
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Willie: The Big Three
Annie: Alan Grayson
DotY: (No particular order)
Joanne98
Hannah Bell
HawkeyeX
TheStraightStory
ThomWV
madfloridian
name removed
EFerrari
B0G
California Peggy
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Well, I guess I'd better get my votes in:
For the Willie, who else.
-WilliamPitt
For the Annie, someone who has proved time and time again he/she/it can't function, much less function in the real world. If succeeding on Skins Island means totally f'n up in life, I vote for the MOST f'd up person I have witnessed on the internet.
-undergroundpanther
My remaining votes will go for the following DUmmies for TOp DUmmie OF THe YEar, in no particular order.
-California Peggy (Bad poetry, bad picture, both good for hanging in the garden to scare varmits.)
-Stinky The Clown (Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life, but it works for him.)
-Alan Grayson (Thank God he's not in Congress anymore!)
-BantheGOP (Also gets my vote for the most Batshit Insane DUmmie.)
-DainBramaged (He certainly is.)
-EFerrari (Always good for a vampant, clueless remark.)
-HighFructosePronSyrup (The stoopid is strong in this one!)
-nadinbrzezinski (Proof positive liberalism is international, and still doesn't work.)
-ThomWV (Lives in the state adjoining mine, living proof wisdom doesn't always come with age.)
-Name removed (The most prolific poster at the DUmp. Always posts the same thing, but he's prolific.)
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For the Willie;
Demtenjeep
For the Annie;
Redstone
For TOP DUmmie; (In no particular order)
AnArmyVeteran
nadinbrzezinski
mike_c
HighFructosePronSyrup
IanDavid
Proud2BlibKansan
Redstone
ThomWV
Taverner
w8liftinglady
KC
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I assume this is one of your ten votes for a top primitive, sir?
Sorry Frank I forgot how he spelled his name at DU and yes It is one of my picks for top Primitive
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Sorry Frank I forgot how he spelled his name at DU and yes It is one of my picks for top Primitive
Thank you, sir; I figured it was just a formatting problem.
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OK, I think I'm ready to vote.
For the Willie
spooked911
For the Annie
Alan Grayson
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010
Alan Grayson
BantheGOP
The B0G
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged
EFerrari
nadinbrzezinski
Proud2BlibKansan
warpy
xultar
I'd like to make a change in my vote, I want to remove xultar and replace her with TwixVoy since he said he was moving to Portugal and it doesn't look like he did. Thanks!
OK, I think I'm ready to vote.
For the Willie
spooked911
For the Annie
Alan Grayson
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010
Alan Grayson
BantheGOP
The B0G
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged
EFerrari
nadinbrzezinski
Proud2BlibKansan
warpy
xultar
TwixVoy
Apologies to Mr Wiggum's who has to count the votes, in a rash decision last night after reading a post by TwixVoy and realizing that he didn't go to Portugal permanently, I decided to vote for him and cross out xultar, after much thought and realizing that aside from blowing hot air, there's no real reason to vote for TwixVoy, I would like to go back to my original picks, sorry for being a typical woman and changing her mind all the time. :-)
So here are my original picks, and these I'd like to stick with:
For the Willie
spooked911
For the Annie
Alan Grayson
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010
Alan Grayson
BantheGOP
The B0G
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged
EFerrari
nadinbrzezinski
Proud2BlibKansan
warpy
xultar
TwixVoy
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I'm going to vote tonight. Still having a hard time deciding who I'd like to vote for since I am a "newbie" to the voting.
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I'm going to vote tonight. Still having a hard time deciding who I'd like to vote for since I am a "newbie" to the voting.
I think there's a lot of us newbies voting this year.
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I think there's a lot of us newbies voting this year.
Myself included. I've been here about a month shy of 2 years, this is my first DOTY vote. :-)
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Apologies to Mr Wiggum's who has to count the votes, in a rash decision last night after reading a post by.....
No need for apologies, madam; it's cool.
Remember, the rules allow one to change one's previously-cast votes up until the polls close.
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Myself included. I've been here about a month shy of 2 years, this is my first DOTY vote. :-)
BS for shirking your duty in 09. :tongue: :-)
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Myself included. I've been here about a month shy of 2 years, this is my first DOTY vote. :-)
Well, I'm curious as to what prompted you to vote this year, sir.
"Market research," nothing more than that.
Did you vote because the time you've been here, you've developed more of an interest in the primitives, perhaps?
<<the resident "market researcher" here.
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Well, I'm curious as to what prompted you to vote this year, sir.
"Market research," nothing more than that.
Did you vote because the time you've been here, you've developed more of an interest in the primitives, perhaps?
<<the resident "market researcher" here.
I have no idea why, Frank. It might be because I was despondent about the '08 election, or maybe I had no interest in them, perhaps I was overcome by a sense of apathy or outright laziness.
I have to admit, the DUmmies have been extraordinary entertaining this year, especially post November 2nd. The amount of spittle and bile produced on Skin's Island, together with the DUmmies' losing even more of their minds than usual, is delightful.
It's almost like shaking up an ant farm...
in a paint mixer. :-)
Regardless, I plan to vote in every single DOTY election that will be held at CC from now on. If I can do it for my country, then I can do it here.
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BS for shirking your duty in 09. :tongue: :-)
Thanks.
I needed that.
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Well, I must say that unlike the general electorate of 2008, there are some here who are carefully and seriously weighing their voting options. What are the candidates' public record and associations? What true philosophies do we glimpse in unscripted moments? Aside from speechifying, what can the candidates bring to the glory and grandeur of the Island?
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So many good choices, so few lines in my dance card. Ah well, here's my vote for Top DUmmies.
The Willie for William Pitt
The Annie for bobbolink
Top 10
BOG, with a shoutout to FrenchieCat
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged
Hannah Bell
Nuclear Unicorn
Proud2Blibkansan
Stinky the Clown
ThomWV
IanDavid
TwixVoy
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Okay, I just spoke with Mr. Wiggum.
He says voting's going along just fine, about the same as last year.
Well.....I was hoping we'd do better than last year, not just as good as.
I have to leave for the day (Monday), but when I come back, I suppose franksolich will have to break some legs; we'll top last year, but I want us to top last year by a lot more.
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Okay, I just spoke with Mr. Wiggum.
He says voting's going along just fine, about the same as last year.
Well.....I was hoping we'd do better than last year, not just as good as.
I have to leave for the day (Monday), but when I come back, I suppose franksolich will have to break some legs; we'll top last year, but I want us to top last year by a lot more.
Yep, the voting totals are going quite well.
But keep those votes coming! Things have really been heating up over the weekend. For whatever reason, a lot of folks prefer to send them to me via Private Message, which is perfectly acceptable.
Looking forward to hearing from more of you as the deadline approaches.
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Looking forward to hearing from more of you as the deadline approaches.
I'm guessing--and don't tell me if I'm right or wrong, sir; I can wait--the votes for the top ten (actually, top twenty) primitives are so fragmented that there's no clear-cut front-runner, or even three or four front-runners.
That's just a guess; I really have no idea if it's accurate or not.
And so I'm also guessing there's going to be some ties, which to my knowledge has never happened before.
This of course means that EVERY VOTE COUNTS; EVERY VOTE MAKES A DIFFERENCE, about where a particular primitive is ranked.
added later: I'm thinking in particular of Pedro Picasso, the Atman primitive, who just missed being in the top ten last year, having to settle for eleventh place, the poetess laureatte CalPig primitive leapfrogging over him.
I was all set to go, with a great autobiography of Pedro Picasso (being the announcement that he was a top primitive), but because he'd slipped back to eleventh place, all he got was about two and a half paragraphs along with the other runners-up, while CalPig, as a top primitive, got a full-page, front-page, write-up.
(And yes, it did upset Pedro Picasso very much, who got all pissy because he was only a runner-up rather than a top primitive.)
One vote can make a difference.
And for all those who've already voted, thank you!
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I'd vote, but in all honesty I haven't been following this that closely. Can I give my vote to someone else? If I can, I'm giving it to Bally to cast as she wants, since she came up with that super-cool "regressive" coinage yesterday, or at least brought it to my attention enough to make me want to use it often.
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Here are my votes.
Willie
bobbolink
Annie
Alan Grayson
Top 10 Primitives
- CaliforniaPeggy
- EFerrari
- Cyrano
- kentuck
- Proud2BlibKansan
- RandomThoughts
- TwixVoy
- DainBramaged
- Systematic Chaos
- Skinner
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Same as EC for the special awards....
Willie
bobbolink
Annie
Alan Grayson
Top 10 Primitives
Xultar~ FWASO FOR BEING!
Random Thoughts
Cal Peggy
Dain Bramaged
w8lifting lady
Skinner
Redstone
High Fructose Pron Syrup
"Dirty Deeds" DemtenJeep
Nuclear Unicorn
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I'm not sure whether to ^5 you for the creativity, or BS you for the slight against AC/DC...
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I'm not sure whether to ^5 you for the creativity, or BS you for the slight against AC/DC...
I know. It's just that everytime I read that name that song pops into my head. Now it will be stuck in yours as well. :-)
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I'd vote, but in all honesty I haven't been following this that closely. Can I give my vote to someone else? If I can, I'm giving it to Bally to cast as she wants, since she came up with that super-cool "regressive" coinage yesterday, or at least brought it to my attention enough to make me want to use it often.
Awwwww, that's sweet, I would have to decline because I don't feel as though I know the DU posters well enough, for all his hard work in putting this together I would gladly give frank the opportunity to cast an extra set of votes.
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I'll 2nd that motion. Either frank, or Mr. Wiggum.
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A year is a long time to track them, and there's always those who could've easily won at least something (Bouncy Ball, undergroundpanther, NanceGreggs) if they had posted more often. I really've been going back and forth on the Annie for Alan Grayson, but he's so new there and has a small post count. Also, I'm sure bestowing any attention on someone like that would just further feed his ego. And the Willie decision would be much harder if William Rivers Pitt himself had stayed banned. That being said, here goes:
Willie - William Rivers Pitt (He IS DU to me)
Annie - bobbolink (his nemesis is a better liar)
Top Ten:
Proud2BlibKansan (heh)
Redstone (heh)
Stinky the Clown (heh)
EFerrari (heh)
CaliforniaPeggy (heh)
Hawkeye X (heh)
xultar (heh)
BainDramaged (heh)
Hannah Bell (heh)
BantheGOP (heh)
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Good Lord I don't even know where to start.
For me, picking a Top DUmmy is like picking a Top Stink Bait. They ALL stink profusely!
Ones that may not be top-tier but deserves an honorable mention at the least - based on their user-names:
Fumesucker
Codeine
Think about that...
BanTheGOP springs to mind because he is stark raving mad and I find solace in knowing our natural actions drive him that way!
He gets one vote from me.
The usual suspects get another vote from me:
Pam the dysfunctional teacher
Underground Panther - seriously, psyche text books are being written about her insanity.
CaliforniaPeggy - Freud would have a field day with her...erm...he...erm...it...WTF-Ever...
Stinky the Clown - the basement dwelling cat litter box licker-cleaner.
BainDramaged - Being so proud he smoked Drano, turned his brain into a gray matter "Slushie", then brags about via posting on the DUmp.
That is all I have for now...
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Coz My brain ain't workin right here's my list...Frank will ya put em where they're suppose to go?
Bobo the Hobo...
UGP(coz she makes me look sane)
Beth coz she's a cupid stunt
and the obama boot lickers
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In no particular order:
the subway cat
the scumbag primitive, Ian David
Bobbolink
Beth(for the same reason Ree gave, lol)
the malodorous clown(FKA the sparkling primitive)
CaliforniaPeggy
Proud2belibKansan
greenbriar/demtenjeep
Hannah Bell
Taverner
Willie: The Bostonian Drunkard. Yes, he won his own award
Annie: Alan Grayson. Because a desperate lame-duck congressman deserves it.
Honorable Mention: Name removed :-)
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My votes for the prizes in each category:
Willie
William Pitt
This was a toss up between Bobo and the namesake for this award, Mr. William Pitt. I finally had to go with Pitt. It's hard to get invited back to the DUmp after being TS'd for merely disagreeing with a more favored DUmmie, but Pitt accomplished what NO one has done before. He physically threatened another (who no doubt deserved it), and was welcomed back with open arms. I wonder if mama Pitt opened the trust fund for Der Skimmer to allow this unprecedented move.
Annie
BOG
There are so many deserving primitives, but this year I will vote for the BOG. The amount of pretzel twisting they've done to continue to support Obama is truly amazing. Mental and physical gymnasts one and all. Whether it's rah rah Cha who thinks Barry is dreamy, to rancid Nance who doesn't know the term apologist, to Tridem, who actually told people this week it's disrespectful to refer to the Messiah as simply he, and to show appropriate homage, one must refer to Lord O as HE. This set of groupies is worse than any rock band follower I've ever witnessed.
Top DUmmie 2010
Alan Grayson - his attitude as an elected leader, as well as his groveling for campaign donations, earns him a spot on my list.
AnArmyVeteran - FAKE FAKE FAKE
CaliforniaPeggy - one of the phoniest primitives on the island. This idiot is the ultimate latte liberal in my book. She turned her back on a woman in need, someone she knew from the past, and then talked about it at the DUmp. She was ashamed that this person talked to her in front of her *gasp* friends. Wow- Piggy- your heart is indeed black and ugly. Blink, blink, blink.
DainBramaged - idiot. Not much else to say.
DefendandProtect - crazytown called and wants the inmate back.
EFerrari - Stupid is too good a word for this person. Her behavior stinks as bad as her dirty feet she displayed in a picture thread. Move to Venuezela you Yugo loving traitor.
Hannah Bell - Ah- Stalin's girlfriend is one I laugh at often. Who cares about the children as long as the workers are paid and are never fired? Workers of the World unite!
Proud2BlibKansan - I weep for the children who have to endure this angry femme. If my children we in her class, I would seriously consider homeschooling.
The Magistrate - Lover of all things Chavez. Won't allow any dissent regarding the great socialist revolutionary. His constant use of the word sir makes me want to cause harm to his person.
Undergroundpanther - I don't know whether to pity shim or laugh uncontrollably at every post he/she makes. The dichotomy displayed in its posts is completely lost on the subway kitty. This one absolutely rages with hate for anyone with any amount of money, as well as any conservative, rich or poor. It feels absolutely no qualms in using government money for boob removal, and spends money it doesn't have on tattoos. I still can't understand how this creature sees itself as gay, when it loves men. Why go to all the trouble of making itself a man to love men, when being a woman who loves men is the norm? I guess it's just not wacky enough.
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Just so everybody knows, Hanna Bell is a school bus driver, not a teacher. The teachers union would privatize her position before they took a cut in pay. She's to stoopid to realize this.
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The Willie:
bobbolink
The Annie:
EFerrari
The top ten:
BOG
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged
Hannah Bell
nadinbrzezinski
PCIntern
Proud2BlibKansan
Stinky the Clown
Systematic Chaos
TwixVoy
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Hey--ain't tonight the deadline? :o
Get your votes in now!
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Hey--ain't tonight the deadline? :o
Get your votes in now!
Noooooo!!!! :(
I haven't had time to prepare.
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Okay, voting seems to be ahead of last year, so it's all copacetic.
I won't be around today or tonight, so I'm asking any moderator here on conservativecave to "lock" this voting thread this evening at 11:00 p.m. central time, 10:00 p.m. mountain time, about eleven hours from now.
Votes will be taken, and alterations in already-cast votes, until that time.
I want to thank our esteemed colleague djones520 at our old home, for running the voting thread there; when someone needs to come up to bat, djones520 has always pulled us through.
And of course my usual gratitude to Mr. Wiggum, who has ten days to count the votes, after which franksolich unleashes the top primitives to the world, beginning with the ten runners-up, and then primitives #10 on up to the topmost primitive.
As mentioned, voting this year's significantly fragmented, and I'll bet there's going to be some surprises. Because it's fragmented, that means EVERY VOTE COUNTS--it could make a difference between a primitive being #08 or #07, for example, or primitive being #02 or #03, for another example.
Again, thanks to all who have participated, and all who participate up until closing this evening.
You're a great bunch of people, every one!
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Okay, voting seems to be ahead of last year, so it's all copacetic.
I won't be around today or tonight, so I'm asking any moderator here on conservativecave to "lock" this voting thread this evening at 11:00 p.m. central time, 10:00 p.m. mountain time, about eleven hours from now.
Votes will be taken, and alterations in already-cast votes, until that time.
I want to thank our esteemed colleague djones520 at our old home, for running the voting thread there; when someone needs to come up to bat, djones520 has always pulled us through.
And of course my usual gratitude to Mr. Wiggum, who has ten days to count the votes, after which franksolich unleashes the top primitives to the world, beginning with the ten runners-up, and then primitives #10 on up to the topmost primitive.
As mentioned, voting this year's significantly fragmented, and I'll bet there's going to be some surprises. Because it's fragmented, that means EVERY VOTE COUNTS--it could make a difference between a primitive being #08 or #07, for example, or primitive being #02 or #03, for another example.
Again, thanks to all who have participated, and all who participate up until closing this evening.
You're a great bunch of people, every one!
Ditto to everything Frank said.
I haven't updated the voting totals since this weekend, but things are VERY VERY CLOSE in all categories. For anyone who hasn't voted, please don't hold back, today is the last day. If you'd prefer to make your votes private, feel free to send them to me via PM. Additionally I've gotten more than usual at my e-mail address, so you may vote there as well:
curalph_wiggum@yahoo.com
Thanks to everyone for participating!
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to show appropriate homage, one must refer to Lord O as HE.
Chitown, if you happen to stumble across that again, I'd love to see it. Unbelievable! I'm glad my vote went for the BOG, or BORG, as it is wholly deserved.
Magistrate - Lover of all things Chavez
I remember that recent thread. It made me want to twist his head off first, then my own. I settled for a tall stiff drink. My loathing of the Mag knows no bounds.
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Chitown, if you happen to stumble across that again, I'd love to see it. Unbelievable! I'm glad my vote went for the BOG, or BORG, as it is wholly deserved.
I remember that recent thread. It made me want to twist his head off first, then my own. I settled for a tall stiff drink. My loathing of the Mag knows no bounds.
Hey Karin,
The HE reference was buried in a thread. Let me see if I can find it.
I usually scroll past the Magistrate's responses. He has issues (ha- like they all don't).
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Here ya go Karin:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9751928#9751988
tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Dec-11-10 08:59 AM
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9. Calling the President "he" and "his" is derogatory and has no place on DU.
somone (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Dec-11-10 09:17 AM
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13. We are not pleased
Proper capitalization, please.
It's He His Him, not he his him
:sarcasm:
pocoloco (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Dec-11-10 09:21 AM
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14. "He" could really use some help!
pocoloco (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Dec-11-10 09:21 AM
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14. "He" could really use some help!
You could start by prying all of the heads out of "his" ass.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:
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For the Willie: spooked911
For the Annie: bobbolink
Dummies:
AllentownJake
AnArmyVeteran
BantheGOP
Cyrano
DainBramaged
IanDavid, the skumbag primitive
Stinky the Clown
TheStraightStory
Redstone
HighFructosePronSyrup
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Thanks, Chitown!
tridim (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-11-10 10:31 AM
20. Call him the President, or Obama.
You know, his actual name and title.
superduperfarleft (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-11-10 10:38 AM
Response to Reply #20
23. You just said "his"!!!!!!
Alerting!!!!!!
tridim (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-11-10 12:03 PM
55. Amazing that you don't see the difference.
See ya.
NRaleighLiberal (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-11-10 12:32 PM
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73. Locking
This thread is not going well at all.
:lmao:
OK, off-topic, I'll stop now.
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Thanks, Chitown! :lmao:
OK, off-topic, I'll stop now.
You are very welcome Karin. Incredible isn't it?
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Spooked911 for the Willie
Bobbolink for the Annie
BOG
Stinky
Hanahbell
Banthegop
Write in canadites
Unhappycrapper
Omaha Steve
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As I have been very disappointed with the quality of entertainment provided by the DUmp members this year I'm only putting three names out.
For the Willie: BouncyBall. A legend. A creative genius. The DUmmies today do not come any where close to her standards. Her fabrications were almost works of art. The Bouncies that are fabricated at the DUmp now days are simply pathetic lies.
For the Annie: Stinky the Clown. A pick him because every time I see his name I can imagine the following entry being in his "diary": Master Skinner has graciously allowed us to change our user names. I endlessly tried to pick a new name. I thought of picking Lightning Liberal,Proud Progressive, and Left-wing Warrior. The problem was that none of those names really fit me. I wanted a name that really told who I am. Then it hit me. The name that says it all. The name that describes the real me. From here on out I am "Stinky the Clown".
For Top DUmmie: Proud2Blib.
I would have picked bobbolink but I think she may be homeless or something.
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For Top Dummie:
bobbolink
She had Wee Willie banned albeit temporarily - that alone is an impressive feat. Plus she manages to bring up the homeless 267% of the time.
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For the William ( a gold plated little statue of the kid peeing into a slurpee cup) I vote for Bobo las Hobo. Because you want the homeless swept up and thrown into the camps, dammit!
For the Anne (Frankly) I vote for EFarriari. In keeping with the stupid levels that the Anne requires, you have to pick the most stupid of DUmpmonkiez.
For Top Ten:
DainBramaged
Spooked911
Joanne98
Babylonsister
Unhappycamper
kentuck
taverner
Omaha Steve
kpete
Atman
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For the WILLIE, the primitive who's done the most (going back any number of years, not just 2010) to enhance and strengthen the good name and credibility of Skins's island (vote for one):
My Dear CaliforniaPeggy :lmao:
For the ANNIE, the primitive who's the most likely to succeed on Skins's island, most likely to be a loser (and a sore one, too) in the real world (vote for one):
The Stupidest Person on the Internet EFerrari
For TOP DUmmie OF 2010; those primitives who, for any particular reason and in any particular manner, made Skins's island especially entertaining during the past year (vote for ten):
-Atman
-bobbolink
-B0G (the Barack 0bama Group: FrenchieCat, babylonsister, Cha, ProSense, grantcart, HiFructosePronSyrup, NJmaverick, HughMoran, jefferson_dem, Peacetrain, treestar, RoyGBiv, sandnsea, berni_mccoy, SoxFan, Nicholas D Wolfwood, and others)
-Fat Che's little brother
-IanDavid, the skumbag primitive
-Joanne98
-mike_c
-Proud2BlibKansan
-Redstone
-undergroundpanther
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Not for nothing, but shouldn't this thread be locked since we have passed the voting deadline?
Just a question.
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Not for nothing, but shouldn't this thread be locked since we have passed the voting deadline?
Just a question.
Waaah!! I'm being disenfranchised!! Someone call ACORN :bawl:
:-)
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Okay, we got a problem here, and so I'm unlocking this voting thread.
For discussion of the problem only; no more votes for top primitives.
One of our esteemed colleagues, HollywoodNeoCon, was absent from circa mid-November until today, December 15. He had kindly let us know he would be absent, working on some cinema project.
HollywoodNeoCon has always expressed a deep fascination with the primitives.
There was no mechanism for absentee or early voting for the top primitives, none of whom had even been nominated at the time HollywoodNeoCon took off for the other side of the camera.
Should HollywoodNeoCon be allowed to late-vote?
HollywoodNeoCon himself has NOT asked to vote; other members here have asked if he could.
I suggest HollywoodNeoCon cast his votes, and while it's up to Mr. Wiggum and franksolich about whether or not to "accept" those votes (a decision made in private, and kept in private), we'd like input from voters here.
Should HollywoodNeoCon be allowed to late-vote?
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Okay, we got a problem here, and so I'm unlocking this voting thread.
For discussion of the problem only; no more votes for top primitives.
One of our esteemed colleagues, HollywoodNeoCon, was absent from circa mid-November until today, December 15. He had kindly let us know he would be absent, working on some cinema project.
HollywoodNeoCon has always expressed a deep fascination with the primitives.
There was no mechanism for absentee or early voting for the top primitives, none of whom had even been nominated at the time HollywoodNeoCon took off for the other side of the camera.
Should HollywoodNeoCon be allowed to late-vote?
HollywoodNeoCon himself has NOT asked to vote; other members here have asked if he could.
I suggest HollywoodNeoCon cast his votes, and while it's up to Mr. Wiggum and franksolich about whether or not to "accept" those votes (a decision made in private, and kept in private), we'd like input from voters here.
Should HollywoodNeoCon be allowed to late-vote?
I for one, would hate for HollywoodNeoCon to call in ACORN, or Jesse Jackoff or Al Sharkton to advocate for his right to vote. I think Hollywood, as a member in good standing with CC, should definitely vote. And, for the record, I was only kidding about him calling in those lame azz loser libs to advocate for him.
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I for one, would hate for HollywoodNeoCon to call in ACORN, or Jesse Jackoff or Al Sharkton to advocate for his right to vote. I think Hollywood, as a member in good standing with CC, should definitely vote. And, for the record, I was only kidding about him calling in those lame azz loser libs to advocate for him.
The deal is, we know for a fact that HollywoodNeoCon was nowhere around here during the nominating and voting; this is a known, and provable, fact.
And so it wasn't as if he was showing up, and put off voting until "later."
Ditto for our esteemed colleague Wretched Excess, who's also been absent--a known, and provable absence--during the nominating and voting. Wretched Excess probably doesn't even know primitives were ever nominated and voted upon.
Obviously, for the top primitives of 2011, we're going to have to make some rules for early and late voting.
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Of course. He is a member in good standing and let it be known he wouldnot be available during that time period. I think that is good enough to allow him to vote.
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Should HollywoodNeoCon be allowed to late-vote?
I say 'yes'. He's been working up in Canuckistan and I think he had said he'd be back when his project was wrapped up so the return date was probably not of his own choosing. (just my 2 cents though!)
amended by franksolich:
Apparently my locking and unlocking and other things I've done with this thread makes responses impossible; I dunno what's up with that, probably a glitch in the software or something. The only way I can add a comment is by "modifying" this last post, and so here I am.....
So I decided to just lock it again, because it's all messed up anyway.
If HollywoodNeoCon and Wretched Excess, if interested, wish to late-vote, they may do so by sending a personal message to our esteemed colleague Mr. Wiggum, "Ralph Wiggum"--an option that has always been available to voters (during the voting thread) who wished to keep their votes private, rather than make them public.