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Title: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: dutch508 on December 02, 2010, 02:31:55 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 10:10 AM
The OPOriginal message  (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9674538) We need a Left Wing Militia
 We need to get together, get armed and get ourselves ready.

With stuff like this: http://www.mediaite.com/online/tea-party-nation-preside... is there any REAL hope we're going to stay a Democracy? Even a Republic?

They can do it - we should too.

Make up targets of photos of Palin, Boner and all the Bags and Bag Hags - and then practice. Get our shots just right. Then when they come for us, we can fight back rather than end up in Freedom Camps. You know this will happen. You try to assuage yourself by saying 'it can't happen here' but that's been said by too many people who learned it did and can happen hear, albeit too late. Their mass burials and mass execution pits are testimony that it can.





I do not own a gun. I never wanted to. I've always support the right to, specifically for this occasion.

Now I plan to buy one. Even in safe California, there are baggers who want to kill us. There are baggers who want us not to vote, not to have a say, and want us gone.

Remember that Limbaugh bullshit about killing all the Liberals, except for a few kept in a zoo? Well he was DEAD ****ING SERIOUS. I didn't know that at the time, but I do now.

Rise up and Protect!


Oh...this should go well.

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el_bryanto  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-02-10 10:12 AM
Response to Original message
1. Remember that great movie Red Dawn! We can reenact it! 
 Except instead of Ruskies it'll be Tea-partiers. Hooray!

Seems unlikely, actually.

Bryant
 

Theya re remaking this movie, but with the Chinese as the bad guys.

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 10:13 AM
Response to Reply #1
3. I will be there to save you and your family if only to say "I told you so"
 Although it sucks to be right


Brave little commie. Kind of like the toaster- but without any usefullness.

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 10:14 AM
Response to Reply #2
5. Go ahead, keep those rose colored glasses all rosy
 Maybe you can pretend there still is a US Government of the people...even pretend you might have a voice

And then when they come for you, you can pretend they're there to take you to a big party! With cake and cookies and all kinds of soda! It would be neat!


It's Obama who is planning on taking you out. You know that, right?

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superduperfarleft (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-02-10 10:15 AM
Response to Reply #5
7. I'm confused. Who is "they" and why would they be coming for us?
 Is it Barack Hussein's FEMA death camps or the Bushitler gulags for liberals? I can never keep this stuff straight.


They are all controlled by the Lizards.

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 10:15 AM
Response to Reply #4
6. They've got the guns - its our turn now


Better get them before Obama makes guns illegal.

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Raine1967  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-02-10 10:20 AM
Response to Original message
17. Pretty sure advocating violence is against DU rules. 
 UNREC.


 :lmao: That is just gawddammed funny.

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CrownPrinceBandar  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-02-10 10:23 AM
Response to Original message
24. We need a motivated corps of activists, hold the guns.....
 We need a consistent voice in the media. We need to show that change can happen, sans violence. We need an aggressive truth squad.

Bringing guns into the picture will be playing by THEIR rules.


All we are saying, is give peace a chance!

Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 02, 2010, 02:37:38 PM
Was just about to bring this over.

Of course there already is a LW militia.

They're the various and sundry Marxist terrorist, eco-nuts, Weather Underground, etc.

The RW is just playing catch-up/hold-the-line.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 02, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 03:24 PM
Response to Reply #6
30. You're a little late to the party, there.
 Lots of us have been armed for years. We have training, too, courtesy of the U.S. military. If you're serious, the Guns forum awaits you.

A worthy adversary?

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MineralMan  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 03:35 PM
Response to Reply #39
47. You're not understanding me. Those who would be able to
 defend are already armed. Go ahead and buy one. Go to the range and practice. Good luck to you.

Nah...shoving Cheetos in your face while playing the Call of Duty franchise on Xbox Live isn't "practice", MM.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Chris_ on December 02, 2010, 02:39:05 PM
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Make up targets of photos of Palin, Boner and all the Bags and Bag Hags - and then practice. Get our shots just right. Then when they come for us, we can fight back rather than end up in Freedom Camps. You know this will happen. You try to assuage yourself by saying 'it can't happen here' but that's been said by too many people who learned it did and can happen hear, albeit too late. Their mass burials and mass execution pits are testimony that it can.
I'm pretty sure most gun ranges have rules against that kind of thing.  And unless you live out in the sticks, good luck trying that without having the cops show up at your door wondering what is going on in your little moonbat household.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Carl on December 02, 2010, 02:42:20 PM
Man they sure have tipped over since Thanksgiving.

The realization of what "Is" seems to be finally sinking into their thick skulls.
The pony lays dead along the roadside.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 02, 2010, 02:42:40 PM
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superduperfarleft (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-02-10 08:15 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. I'm confused. Who is "they" and why would they be coming for us?
 Is it Barack Hussein's FEMA death camps or the Bushitler gulags for liberals? I can never keep this stuff straight.

Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
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Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 02, 2010, 02:46:03 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 03:21 PM
Response to Reply #17
19. I am not advocating violence
 I am advocating we are able to protect ourselves.

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pinto   (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-02-10 03:35 PM
Response to Original message
48. Please, don't use this website to advocate for violence.
 Thanks.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: jukin on December 02, 2010, 02:47:25 PM
All the good guys need to do is to lay siege to the cities. No supplies in or out and let them eat each other up.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2010, 02:51:12 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 10:10 AM
The OPOriginal message We need a Left Wing Militia
...I do not own a gun. I never wanted to. I've always support the right to, specifically for this occasion.

Now I plan to buy one. Even in safe California, there are baggers who want to kill us...


Well, at least you won't be coming after us with anything that holds more than 10 rounds!

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: zeitgeist on December 02, 2010, 02:57:09 PM
Man they sure have tipped over since Thanksgiving.

The realization of what "Is" seems to be finally sinking into their thick skulls.
The pony lays dead along the roadside.

Turkey wasn't the only thing got all ate up at Thanksgiving?  The liberal talking points a little weak at the dinner table perhaps? :rotf:
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 02, 2010, 03:02:47 PM
Before someone else beats me to it...

The DU Left-Wing Militia!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI[/youtube]


 :-)
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: njpines on December 02, 2010, 03:07:37 PM
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karynnj  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 03:27 PM
Response to Reply #25
35. My problem is that this is inflamatory and could embarrass DU.
 Would you want it quoted in the NYT or on CNN? Can you see how it could look?

Oh Karyn -- THIS is the post you single out to be a potential embarrassment to DU?  Are you a noob over there?

Hi5 ColonialMarine -- this exact skit popped into my head when I started reading the thread!! :hi5:
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 02, 2010, 03:22:34 PM
H5s to jukin and CM on this.  And, one should add these letters, in this order, to the grouping of "left-wing militia:"

SEIU
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Godot showed up on December 02, 2010, 03:26:08 PM
Was just about to bring this over.

Of course there already is a LW militia.

They're the various and sundry Marxist terrorist, eco-nuts, Weather Underground, etc.

The RW is just playing catch-up/hold-the-line.


And the big unions, let's not forget them.

Oh crap. Bluestatesaint beat me to it.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 02, 2010, 03:31:29 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 10:10 AM

....Their mass burials and mass execution pits are testimony that it can.

Damn, I knew we should have done a better job at hiding those pits.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Chris_ on December 02, 2010, 03:36:11 PM
Heh.
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 03:27 PM
Response to Reply #32
36. The next 10 will make those look like the salad days
 Back when water wasn't more expensive than gasoline, back when (most) of the food you ate didn't kill you, back when you could vote, back when (most) schools taught science and not religion

cali (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 03:31 PM
Response to Reply #39
42. oh the ****ing drama.
 swoon.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: dandi on December 02, 2010, 03:39:25 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 10:10 AM
The OPOriginal message We need a Left Wing Militia
 We need to get together, get armed and get ourselves ready.

With stuff like this: http://www.mediaite.com/o.../tea-party-nation-preside... is there any REAL hope we're going to stay a Democracy? Even a Republic?

They can do it - we should too.

I do not own a gun. I never wanted to. I've always support the right to, specifically for this occasion.

Does anyone truly think this DUmbass sissy mary will be able to figure out which end the round comes out of without hurting himself?

 :lmao:
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 02, 2010, 03:49:02 PM
Does anyone truly think this DUmbass sissy mary will be able to figure out which end the round comes out of without hurting himself?

 :lmao:

 :-)
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 02, 2010, 03:50:01 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 03:28 PM
Response to Reply #37
39. Hey - Like I said, I am just identifying a need
 I do need to get a gun. I learned to shoot all kinds of guns when my dad taught me, but I never wanted to live in a world where I needed a gun.

Now I'm living in that world. ****.

I see Taverner is taking the "immoral version of Sgt. York route".
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 02, 2010, 03:52:43 PM

And the big unions, let's not forget them.

Oh crap. Bluestatesaint beat me to it.

Great minds, Godot--great minds.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Wineslob on December 02, 2010, 04:04:18 PM
Was just about to bring this over.

Of course there already is a LW militia.
They're the various and sundry Marxist terrorist, eco-nuts, Weather Underground, etc.

The RW is just playing catch-up/hold-the-line.

Yup, Code Pink will scare anyone into the grave.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: USA4ME on December 02, 2010, 04:14:56 PM
Let me get this straight; some guy is quoted as pointing out the Funding Fathers made it where only people who own property should vote and why that was a good idea, and this guy's fantasizing about being rounded up and sent to a concentration camp?

Look Taverner primitive, if we wanted you dead, it would have already happened.  Just shut up and be patient.  We'll let you know when to panic.

.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Airwolf on December 02, 2010, 04:45:57 PM
Somebody got thier cereal spiked with real sugar today. Sissy bedwetting liberal asshats couldn't form a sentance structure let alone a militia.. Sorry but like someone else said, playing on the Xbox Live doesn't count as real training . Even if you clowns did spend time in service filling paperwork or more then likely losing it doesn't count as real training like the grunts get.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 02, 2010, 04:57:35 PM
It does sound kind of like forming a feline drill team, doesn't it? 
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 02, 2010, 05:42:06 PM
By the time they all learn to use a weapon and train to retreat, I'll be dead and gone.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: BattleHymn on December 02, 2010, 06:33:18 PM
A DUmmie with a gun?  Let me know which range he plans to practice at.  I'd feel safer around a chimpanzee with a hand grenade.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: franksolich on December 02, 2010, 06:36:50 PM
A DUmmie with a gun?  Let me know which range he plans to practice at.  I'd feel safer around a chimpanzee with a hand grenade.

Good one, sir.

Awesome.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: true_blood on December 02, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-02-10 10:15 AM
Response to Reply #4
6. They've got the guns - its our turn now
You go Taverner. You go. :loser2:
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Randy on December 03, 2010, 02:25:33 AM
Well you know since,
Guns + DUmmie = filled Depends.

I don't see this arming themselves thing happening anytime soon.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 03, 2010, 07:00:11 AM
A DUmmie with a gun?  Let me know which range he plans to practice at.  I'd feel safer around a chimpanzee with a hand grenade.[/color]

What Coach said, and H5.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: FlaGator on December 03, 2010, 01:47:50 PM
I thought Code Pink was the left wing militia.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: NHSparky on December 03, 2010, 01:53:43 PM
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You know this will happen. You try to assuage yourself by saying 'it can't happen here' but that's been said by too many people who learned it did and can happen hear, albeit too late.

Seems to me that within the past century, the only times it's actually happened was under DEMOCRAT presidents with Wilson imprisoning WWI protestors, and FDR rounding up the Japanese and sending them to internment camps.

Back to you, DUmmies.

Oh, and anytime you feel big and bad enough to show up and ask me to go with you while I give up my arms, I'll give them up.

About 185 grains at a time.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2010, 03:20:06 PM
Regrettably, left wing militias suffer devastating rates of attrition.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/algorerifle.jpg)
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 03, 2010, 03:38:52 PM
Don't the left already have militias called terrorists? Let see.
Black Panther
Red Army
SLA
Weather Underground
ALF
ELF
FARC
PLO
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 03, 2010, 03:55:36 PM
I thought Code Pink was the left wing militia.

Nah.  They're just 'Malicious,' not one of the Left's 'Militias.'
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: thundley4 on December 03, 2010, 03:59:45 PM
Nah.  They're just 'Malodorous,' not one of the Left's 'Militias.'

FIFY
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Randy on December 03, 2010, 04:06:52 PM
Don't the left already have militias called terrorists? Let see.
Black Panther
Red Army
SLA
Weather Underground
ALF
ELF
FARC
PLO

I was watching a piece of a show on the History channel yesterday called The Presidents. I got there for the part about US Grant and his part during Reconstruction after the war. His biggest accomplishment was taking on and beating down the KKK which they said was "in effect the terrorist wing of the Democrat(ic) party".

I started giggling and wishing I could have been in a room full of DUmmies watching that as their heads asploded. :-)
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Lacarnut on December 03, 2010, 04:22:41 PM
Before someone else beats me to it...

The DU Left-Wing Militia!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI[/youtube]


 :-)

Sending all the fags there would be great.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Attero Dominatus on December 03, 2010, 08:08:08 PM
Don't the left already have militias called terrorists? Let see.
Black Panther
Red Army
SLA
Weather Underground
ALF
ELF
FARC
PLO

AFA (Antifascist Action)
ELN (sister group to FARC)
Red Brigades
Shining Path
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on December 03, 2010, 08:13:37 PM
^ And yet DHS says nothing about those. Suck it, Janet Nazitano.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: diesel driver on December 03, 2010, 08:27:04 PM
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superduperfarleft (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-02-10 10:15 AM
Response to Reply #5
7. I'm confused. Who is "they" and why would they be coming for us?
 Is it Barack Hussein's FEMA death camps or the Bushitler gulags for liberals? I can never keep this stuff straight.

Didn't this DUmbass get the memo?  It's a least 5 years old.

They are the Target/Walmart/Haliburton Liberal Re-education camps.

All new Walmart and Target stores are being built with secret underground rooms to house all the liberals that are rounded up. 

In exchange for food, water, and healthcare, liberals will have to work, making the goods that are sold in the stores above, except for the hours between 12 noon and 3 pm, Eastern Time, when they will be REQUIRED to listen to Rush.  The rest of the time, all TV's will be tuned to Fox News, except for Sundays, when they will either be on NASCAR racing, NFL football, or some form of religious programming.

Liberals and DUmmies will either renounce their misguided teachings, continue with them and spend the rest of their lives as slaves to the store, or commit suicide.  Rusty razor blades and instructions will be provided, and assistance will be given if requested.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Ballygrl on December 03, 2010, 09:31:42 PM
A DUmmie with a gun?  Let me know which range he plans to practice at.  I'd feel safer around a chimpanzee with a hand grenade.

You guys are :lmao: tonight!
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 03, 2010, 09:57:35 PM
Bring it libturds.


(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/marines-0007.jpg)
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Peet on December 04, 2010, 06:53:35 AM
Does anyone truly think this DUmbass sissy mary will be able to figure out which end the round comes out of without hurting himself?

 :lmao:

They make a revolver especially fo these guys...

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5282/5231463648_36db3f9e76_z.jpg)

 :o
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: true_blood on December 04, 2010, 02:02:57 PM
They make a revolver especially fo these guys...
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5282/5231463648_36db3f9e76_z.jpg)
:o
:-)
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: diesel driver on December 04, 2010, 04:19:39 PM
They make a revolver especially fo these guys...

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5282/5231463648_36db3f9e76_z.jpg)

 :o

Wouldn't work.

DUmmies can't read.
Title: Re: We Need A Left-Wing Militia!
Post by: Randy on December 05, 2010, 04:52:20 AM
Nope, to many steps to learn on how to open and load a revolver for DUmmies. Not to mention  all the strength and work needed to hold one, cock one and fire one.