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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Chris_ on December 01, 2010, 07:58:57 PM
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playstation (86 posts) Wed Dec-01-10 01:41 AM
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Barack Obama Buys A Lawnmower... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x537847)
I can't copy and paste the OP. It's just too stupid. I won't subject you (mostly) good people to what looks like a horribly bad joke. But the responses are great.
ProSense (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 01:42 AM
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1. This is plain dumb. n/t
tabatha (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 01:46 AM
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2. agreed
sakabatou (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 01:56 AM
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4. +2
JTFrog (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 07:46 AM
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8. Indeed.
11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 08:05 PM
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20. Not "plain" this is spectacularly dumb.
Whisp (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 01:47 AM
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3. witless
FrenchieCat (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 02:02 AM
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5. Then the ****ed media informs us via breaking news that the Lawnmower was really worth 1 million dollars,
So the ****ed up neighbors who'll believe any****ingthing they are told gather in front of Obama's house with the cameras rolling and rope in hand, and try to burn his house down, cause as far as they are concerned, he is a no good lazy ass thief who belongs locked up in jail.
Meanwhile some other ****ed up uninformed citizens who think they are smarter than everyone, and who don't even have enough wherewithall to actually own a house, let alone have grass, are totally pissed, cause as far as they are concerned, Obama didn't need a ****ing lawnmower....what he needed to do, they say, was to pound his fists into Boehner's face, snatch the mother****ing lawnmower, and beat Boehner to a bloody pulp with it. And if he ended up in Jail for life, so what? At least he showed 'em what he was made of!
jumptheshadow (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 07:35 AM
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7. What is this?
Meanwhile some other ****ed up uninformed citizens who think they are smarter than everyone, and who don't even have enough wherewithall to actually own a house, let alone have grass,
I hope this is simply garbled context rather than the uncharitable and prejudiced statement it seems to be.
Hello_Kitty (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 07:13 PM
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18. Seriously. I used to have the wherewithal.
Then my wherewithal got outsourced along with my job. And so went my house.
What a dick thing for her to say.
playstation (86 posts) Wed Dec-01-10 10:10 AM
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10. You're calling people foreclosed out of their homes "****ed up" and "uninformed"?
wth? wow...
dionysus (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 12:15 PM
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12. oh yes, that's exactly what frenchie said.
styersc (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 06:23 PM
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15. Obama...needed to...pound his fists into....Boehner's face......
Fists are seldom effective unless they are connectred to a spine.
dionysus (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 12:14 PM
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11. what a steaming pile of shite.
Arkana (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 06:28 PM
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17. What the hell is this and what bearing does it have on anything?
Quick, catch the rest of it before it goes away.
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The real story is that Obama used borrowed money to buy the mower. Well, that isn't the true story though. Obama saw that John had two mowers, one was nice and new, the other an old POS. Obama confiscated the new mower and gave it to the homeless person in the park so they could charge John to mow his yard for him.
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FrenchieCat (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 02:02 AM
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5. Then the ****ed media informs us via breaking news that the Lawnmower was really worth 1 million dollars,
So the ****ed up neighbors who'll believe any****ingthing they are told gather in front of Obama's house with the cameras rolling and rope in hand, and try to burn his house down, cause as far as they are concerned, he is a no good lazy ass thief who belongs locked up in jail. Meanwhile some other ****ed up uninformed citizens who think they are smarter than everyone, and who don't even have enough wherewithall to actually own a house, let alone have grass, are totally pissed, cause as far as they are concerned, Obama didn't need a ****ing lawnmower....what he needed to do, they say, was to pound his fists into Boehner's face, snatch the mother****ing lawnmower, and beat Boehner to a bloody pulp with it. And if he ended up in Jail for life, so what? At least he showed 'em what he was made of!
My my Frenchie. Someone got up on the wrong side of the tracks, huh?!? :loser: :lmao:
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NRaleighLiberal (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-01-10 11:00 PM
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30. Locking
Member removed
awww :(
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awww :(
Frenchie was removed?
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No, it was the low-count poster playstation.
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No, it was the low-count poster playstation.
They really are just senseless over there. Take a position against the herd, you're gone. Try to post something thought provoking, it's granite time. Be as polite as possible while pointing out an obvious inconsistency in their notions, it's pizza time. Poke fun at something a moderator is saying or doing, you're next login will say you disrupted poorly.
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