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Title: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 28, 2010, 10:07:35 PM
A Spanish woman has now claimed "ownership" of the sun and wants to slap a fee on anyone who uses it.   :rotf:

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"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpps/news/offbeat/spanish-woman-claims-she-now-owns-sun-dpgonc-20101126-gc_10808147
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: thundley4 on November 28, 2010, 10:31:04 PM
 :mental:  And straight to Facebook for more people to see. :)
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 29, 2010, 11:02:20 AM
That approach stopped working for Spaniards about three hundred years ago.
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: thundley4 on November 29, 2010, 11:11:12 AM
Does that mean that everyone who has ever had melanoma can sue her for their medical costs? 
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: Godot showed up on November 29, 2010, 11:25:17 AM
Dibs on the Milky Way Galaxy! Mine, mine, all mine!
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 29, 2010, 11:29:56 AM
Dibs on the Milky Way Galaxy! Mine, mine, all mine!

You may get the stars, but Mars owns the trademark, so you're screwed.
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: true_blood on November 29, 2010, 12:10:16 PM
What's the DUmmy's screen name? :fuelfire:
Or was this a friend of Al Gore's, the pioneer for our climate control? ::)
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: IassaFTots on November 29, 2010, 12:24:59 PM
Dibs on the Milky Way Galaxy! Mine, mine, all mine!

I want Pluto.  It needs a little TLC.  Poor boo. 
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 29, 2010, 12:28:41 PM
It gets too hot in Las Vegas in the summer.  It causes our electricity bill to skyrocket.  Do you think I have a case?
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 30, 2010, 12:02:18 PM
I've got dibs on Jupiter and all of its' moons. :fuelfire: :tongue:
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: DefiantSix on December 01, 2010, 12:13:38 PM
I've got dibs on Jupiter and all of its' moons. :fuelfire: :tongue:

Sorry; Jupiter is already taken.  I hear Uranus is open though...  :-)
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: IassaFTots on December 01, 2010, 12:34:09 PM
Sorry; Jupiter is already taken.  I hear Uranus is open though...  :-)


:rimshot:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: RobJohnson on December 02, 2010, 11:36:57 AM
I now own the big dipper!
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: Eupher on December 02, 2010, 11:37:39 AM
I now own the big dipper!

that's a whole lotta planets with all those suns....
Title: Re: Pay a fee to use the sun...
Post by: Godot showed up on December 02, 2010, 11:48:00 AM
I now own the big dipper!

I'm assuming you mean you've somehow managed to buy the rights to all of JP Richardson's music, since the guy is dead.