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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on November 27, 2010, 02:18:44 PM
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link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9638953)
:-)
Wait, first I'd like to say this had to have been one busy t-shirt (if it exists at all), but rsmith took the trouble to read the whole thing;
rsmith6621 (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-27-10 02:11 PM
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The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target
Shopping at Target this morning a scruffy guy in his mid sixty's walks by me with a tee-shirt that says OBAMACARE SYMPTOMS INCLUDE....
* allergic reactions like skin rash, itching or hives, swelling of the face, lips, or tongue
* dark urine
* fever
* joint pain
* muscle cramps, pain
* redness, blistering, peeling or loosening of the skin, including inside the mouth
* trouble passing urine or change in the amount of urine
* unusually weak or tired
* yellowing of eyes or skin
* bankrupting your pocket book
* growing socialism
........something along those lines..
So I had to say something so I said...Interesting shirt...let me ask you something...WHAT IS THE CONSERVATIVES PLAN FOR HEALTH CARE....... he stumbled all over himself trying to find an response so I grabbed a piece of the stores paper towel and a pen out of my pocket and wrote down two words made famous by Alan Grayson..... "JUST DIE" and showed it to him...he said that's bullshit...I responded then what is the plan..SILENCE..again you prove that your conservative party beliefs are to do nothing and condemn the messenger....wake up and realize your beliefs are counter to what is in your best interest.... and I walked away
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so I said...Interesting shirt...let me ask you something...WHAT IS THE CONSERVATIVES PLAN FOR HEALTH CARE.
Sure you did DUmmie. :whatever:
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Unlike you parasites on the left who want everything handed to them,I view health care as I do food and shelter...a responsibility of my own.
As far as your "best interest" crap,stick it in your ass.
You idiots only want for yourself and are too greedy,envious,bitter and useless to understand that a government that can operate to my unique and individual best interest can do so at great harm to anothers.
You always assume that the great and benign government will pick you to be its winner but look at history.
Those that were useless or annoying regardless of stripe were not treated kindly by socialists in power.
Where do you think you will be when you are a burden to an equally impoverished society?
Damn fools.
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Total bouncy.
I thought DUmmies were boycotting Target because they (Target) donated money to a Republican candidate in Minnesota?
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OK, well I googled "Obamacare Symptoms Include" and "t shirts" and found nothing at all of what the OP cited.
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donco (525 posts) Sat Nov-27-10 02:30 PM
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8. Mid sixties eh?
Must have pretty good insurance to replace Medicare then. [with sarcasm smiley]
Must have, since Obama and Pelosi (I don't really think of Reid as anything but a stooge) GUTTED MEDICARE TO THE TUNE OF HALF A TRILLION, you unbelievably stupid person.
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Unlike you parasites on the left who want everything handed to them,I view health care as I do food and shelter...a responsibility of my own.
As far as your "best interest" crap,stick it in your ass.
You idiots only want for yourself and are too greedy,envious,bitter and useless to understand that a government that can operate to my unique and individual best interest can do so at great harm to anothers.
You always assume that the great and benign government will pick you to be its winner but look at history.
Those that were useless or annoying regardless of stripe were not treated kindly by socialists in power.
Where do you think you will be when you are a burden to an equally impoverished society?
Damn fools.
Damn, neighbor. That's good. H5 given.
I hope that you and yours had a Happy Thanksgiving, and that you had a Happy Birthday. (I know that it would have been happier with a nearly naked Schade delivered to your doorstep. :naughty: )
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I can believe the t-shirt part but not the rest. One-half bong.
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I thought Target was a non-union shop. Why is a liberal thug shopping there?
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Obamacare t-shirts here (http://americanelephant.com/category/store/obamacare-store/) and here (http://shop.cafepress.com/obama-care), and I don't see the mentioned t-shirt at either.
However, this DUmmie's post is at number 4
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Right...like they'd have no response. First thing that popped into my head: portability, you know competition. And I hope the skank bought the paper towels. I think my response would've been, "yeah, I hope you do". Just to piss it off. Anyone who believes that is too stupid to breathe.
Cindie
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Anyone who believes that is too stupid to breathe.
Unfortunately, Cindie, breathing is a reflex act. :banghead:
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nessa (38 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Nov-27-10 04:33 PM
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10. That's a lot of writing for a t-shirt.
Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sat Nov-27-10 04:36 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. You're trying so hard, aren't you? n/t
:rofl:
whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sat Nov-27-10 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #10
13. the tee shirt wearer or the OP or more likely both!
:lmao:
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I don't know what's worse, the bouncies or the Dumbasses who believe that they're true.
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I don't know what's worse, the bouncies or the Dumbasses who believe that they're true.
I think the ones who believe it are worse, they're gullible and will fall for anything.
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For the DUmmy idiot,.....
I give 2 bouncy idiots. :bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot:
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I thought maybe he took notes on what the t-shirt said, but when he had to grab for a paper towel to write JUST DIE on, that blew that theory.
Zero bongs.
Complete fantasy with zero believability.
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He didn't want o admit he had to leave with his ass kicked up between his shoulders by a 60 year old Patriot!
I'm not quite 60, gotta coupla years yet, but he sure as hell woulda been able to see where he wiped, if it had been me!
Total fabrication!!!
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Dreamer Tatum (1000+ posts)
Mon Nov-29-10 01:08 PM
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46. I'm glad Target finally installed paper towel dispensers around the store for people to write on
About damn time.
:lmao:
I really like Tatum!
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I had a T-shirt that had a pic of a F1 car with "No Doors Racing" on the front.
On the back, it read:
"Real race cars don't have:
Doors,
Hoods,
Trunks,
Fenders,
Bumpers,
Windshields,
Gun racks, or,
Mechanics named "Bubba".
Got quite a reaction here in the heart of NASCAR country.
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He can't even quote the douchebag Grayson properly. It's "Die Quickly." This guy tells the stupidest stories, they're embarrassingly stupid, and cringe-worthy. They're so bad, the DUmpmonkiez call him out every time, to which he doesn't respond. He doesn't learn from the criticism, and so the quality of his bouncies never improves. Rsmith, anything worth doing is worth doing well.
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I just had to row over. Look! From one nominee to another:
Hawkeye-X (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-27-10 02:14 PM
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1. Well, you nailed him
that's all you need to do. Everyone is going to laugh at the moron.
Everybody already is, Hawkeye! :loser: :lmao:
Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-28-10 11:05 AM
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29. Oh good. A tale of confronting a senior citizen. nt
pipi_k (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-28-10 12:59 PM
Response to Reply #29
40. Yeah, it'll probably be a cold day in hell...
before we hear a story about someone confronting a 20 or 30-something guy who looks like an NFL linebacker...
:lmao:
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-28-10 12:59 PM
Response to Reply #29
40. Yeah, it'll probably be a cold day in hell...
before we hear a story about someone confronting a 20 or 30-something guy who looks like an NFL linebacker...
Or a gun rights activist.
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Hawkeye-X (1000+ posts) Sat Nov-27-10 02:14 PM
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1. Well, you nailed him that's all you need to do. Everyone is going to laugh at the moron.
HA HA! ::)
You simple minds only live in the "now". What happens when your premiums go up? What happens when you can't see the same doctor that you had for years? How do we, as a nation pay for this "entitlement"? How many jobs have been created? Nazi Pelosi and dumbo the imposter, both said jobs would be created from the HELLCARE bill.
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I don't wear political tshirts....but even if I did, and someone confronted me like that...I'd be looking around for security.
It's always such fun to read the Dummies creative writing. :lmao:
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Or a gun rights activist.
Or a real person.