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Title: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 04:32:45 PM
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FLORIDA – Police are looking for a man accused of a home invasion in Ensley.

The incident happened on Wednesday at around 2:45 pm when police say the resident heard noises in his sister’s bedroom.

The man, armed with a sword, went into the room and found an unidentified man entering through the bedroom window.

The victim yelled at the suspect and attempted to kick him out of the window but the suspect pulled a knife.

The victim was cut several times on the leg but was able to stab the suspect with the sword.

The suspect fell out of the window and began to run away from the house with the sword still in his leg.
Floriduh! (http://www.beatcalls.com/2010/11/26/man-stabs-home-intruder-with-sword/)
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: longview on November 26, 2010, 04:50:42 PM
Don't take a knife to a sword fight either. 

Good for him.  Use what's available.  I once pummeled an intruder with an 8" cast iron skillet.  He got deported after showing up at a local hospital.
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 04:54:08 PM
Don't take a knife to a sword fight either. 

Good for him.  Use what's available.  I once pummeled an intruder with an 8" cast iron skillet.  He got deported after showing up at a local hospital.

OMG!  You were the cause of some poor Mexican being deported who was only here looking for a better life?  :tongue:
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: longview on November 26, 2010, 05:30:27 PM
OMG!  You were the cause of some poor Mexican being deported who was only here looking for a better life?  :tongue:

With a headache.   :)
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: Airwolf on November 26, 2010, 07:04:53 PM
See this is what I don't get. Someone buys one of those cheap ass swords sold in storefronts for less then $100 and then they use it hoping to slice or stab someone when they really need something with a real bite. If your going to use a sword to defend your house at least make the attempt to find one that will do the job. There is a company that makes a tactical wakazashi blade for about $187.00 and it can cut just like the real deal.
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: Chris_ on November 26, 2010, 07:08:02 PM
See this is what I don't get. Someone buys one of those cheap ass swords sold in storefronts for less then $100 and then they use it hoping to slice or stab someone when they really need something with a real bite. If your going to use a sword to defend your house at least make the attempt to find one that will do the job. There is a company that makes a tactical wakazashi blade for about $187.00 and it can cut just like the real deal.
Because most of the people that buy those cheap swords are dumbass teenagers who think they're 'ninjuz' or something. 

I feel the same way about the swords they sell at the Renaissance fair. 
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: true_blood on November 26, 2010, 08:12:16 PM
Don't take a knife to a sword fight either. 
Good for him.  Use what's available.  I once pummeled an intruder with an 8" cast iron skillet.  He got deported after showing up at a local hospital.
I like it. :-) Good for the dude in Florida and good for you Longview. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 27, 2010, 11:00:21 AM
I once pummeled an intruder with an 8" cast iron skillet.  He got deported after showing up at a local hospital.
A tortilla press would have been more ironic.
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 27, 2010, 11:17:47 AM
Because most of the people that buy those cheap swords are dumbass teenagers who think they're 'ninjuz' or something. 

I feel the same way about the swords they sell at the Renaissance fair. 

I've got one of these.  I wouldn't want to be stabbed or slashed with it.

http://www.uscav.com/productinfo.aspx?productid=7581&tabid=548
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: PatriotGame on November 27, 2010, 02:51:03 PM
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FLORIDA – Police are looking for a man accused of a home invasion in Ensley.

The incident happened on Wednesday at around 2:45 pm when police say the resident heard noises in his sister’s bedroom.

The man, armed with a sword, went into the room and found an unidentified man entering through the bedroom window.

The victim yelled at the suspect and attempted to kick him out of the window but the suspect pulled a knife.

The victim was cut several times on the leg but was able to stab the suspect with the sword.

The suspect fell out of the window and began to run away from the house with the sword still in his leg.

Wow!

Monty Python is doing live shows in FloriDUH now!

I am so there...
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: PatriotGame on November 27, 2010, 02:52:27 PM
A tortilla press would have been more ironic.
Ironic AND iconic!
Title: Re: Man Stabs Home Intruder with Sword
Post by: crockspot on November 29, 2010, 01:25:55 PM
A tortilla press would have been more ironic.

Or aluminumic, depending on the quality of the press.