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Title: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: Tess Anderson on November 26, 2010, 01:04:46 PM
Things aren't looking so good these days for "WingDinger" but he's not going to freeze to death on the streets because his father cut off Beck:

link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9629910)
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WingDinger  (410 posts)        Thu Nov-25-10 12:53 PM
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My thanksgiving story. 
 I received a dread disease from my employment. I have had to move in with parents to survive. For months now, I have worked my ass off, to make the dwelling habitable for three. I have been forbidden from divulging any of my politics. Periodically, my father has said to me that he doesn't want my propaganda. Nor see me indoctrinate anyone. He chided me for spending any time at DU. This came from our pal, Glenn Beck. He wanted to kill me, and said so. Threatened to call cops, and have me murdered by cop. Also, I am a Med Mar patient.

I took off, the day before thanksgiving, to live in my car. I froze, and got sick, intending to die slowly, on the street. Not intending to speed it along, it just happens. I went home, to get a sleeping bag on thanksgiving, so as not to die tonight. My father said thank God you are home, I have been so wrong. This is likely a holiday miracle. I dint hear any Beck or Oreilly remaining. Had he continued in his right wing rage, I have no doubt I would be dead soon. The last thing that got death threats was saying that TSA actions are almost all designed to make us FEEL safe. That removing shoes has made noone safer. That was too left to be allowed to live.

My future looks much brighter. human warmth prevails this once over evil.
 
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: true_blood on November 26, 2010, 01:12:37 PM
 :bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot:
I give it 3 bouncing idiots.
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 26, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
Mole.
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 01:14:40 PM
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That removing shoes has made noone safer. That was too left to be allowed to live.

My future looks much brighter. human warmth prevails this once over evil.

I'm happy that removing shoes has made (http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/64s/3288245.jpg) safe.

Human warmth? Maybe.  Maybe it is just that conservatives can put politics aside when it comes to family, but you couldn't.
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: Chris_ on November 26, 2010, 01:16:05 PM
Complete bullshit. :bouncy:

One out of five, only because I laughed at the DUmmy going off to live in his car.
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 26, 2010, 01:16:40 PM
Complete bullshit. :bouncy:

One out of five, only because I laughed at the DUmmy going off to live in his car.

That is so rude.  He could have DIED!
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: Karin on November 26, 2010, 01:17:36 PM
I'm speechless, and can only say, that's quite a find there, Tess.  
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: Chris_ on November 26, 2010, 01:18:10 PM
He's going to die anyway.  After all, he has 'a dread disease from my employment'.  Whatever that is.
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 01:19:09 PM
He's going to die anyway.  After all, he has 'a dread disease from my employment'.  Whatever that is.

For a DUmmie, it means that he had callouses.
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: longview on November 26, 2010, 01:26:54 PM
He's going to die anyway.  After all, he has 'a dread disease from my employment'.  Whatever that is.

I don't know either, but apparently pot fixes it.

Good grief, going off to live and die in one's car sounds like a chronologically older child "running away from home and you'll be sorry!"
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 26, 2010, 01:37:38 PM
He's going to die anyway.  After all, he has 'a dread disease from my employment'.  Whatever that is.

Fat butt disease?
Title: Re: "My thanksgiving story."
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 26, 2010, 02:00:04 PM
He's going to die anyway.  After all, he has 'a dread disease from my employment'.  Whatever that is.

There's a 95% chance the little creep means he was a male prostitute or something similar (Since they regard 'Sex worker' as actual 'work') and caught AIDS from taking it up the ass.  I believe AIDS and/or its treatment drug side-effects is one of the things they'll prescribe meidcal MJ for, where it's legal.  And no, I'm not snarking or kidding.