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Title: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: VivisMom on November 24, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
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Zephie   (291 posts)             Wed Nov-24-10 02:03 PM
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"We say Merry Christmas here" Or, "If You Talk the Talk, Walk the Walk"   
   
Edited on Wed Nov-24-10 02:38 PM by Zephie
First, a confession. I got roped into bell ringing for the Salvation Army today. I don't support them, however my elderly mother does and she coordinates for her church to ring the bells at the local supermarket. She called me in a tizzy last night because one of her church friends had backed out last minute and now had a two hour stretch where no one would be ringing the bells, and before I knew what happened I had agreed to do it with her. I showed up today and, even though the bells were obnoxious and I disagreed with many of the Salvation Army's policies, I felt good to be doing at least a little to help out in these tough times.

Well about half way through the two hours, a gentleman put in $10. I thanked him and wished him a happy holiday - and he went through the roof. He stopped dead in his tracks as he was leaving and turned around, looking me in the eye. "We say Merry Christmas here," he said "Not that liberal hippie mumbojumbo "happy holidays". It's unAmerican." I looked around dumbfounded, at my mother for direction. I didn't want to embarrass her. "Now wish me a Merry Christmas instead", the man said while I was dumbstruck. This irritated me too much. "Not everyone is Christian sir. It's just a kindness. I don't celebrate Christmas myself." I said. Enraged, he told me that "People like me shouldn't be doing charity work", since we don't have any "moral fiber". My poor mother was panicking. She's a pacifist to the point of being a doormat in the face of conflict, and she knows my strong convictions are sometimes hard to hold back.
"Shouldn't I?" I said. "Well I suppose you're right." I smiled and took off my smock and held it out with my bell. "I should leave this to the true Christians, you're right." He looked at me blankly as I held out the bell ringer garb to him. "What do you expect me do to do with that?" he said. "Well sir, you're a true Christian right?" "Yes Ma'am, I am, and damn proud of it." "Then since I am unfit to serve the needy, and you obviously are, you should probably take these and have a seat, because SOMEONE has to help out, and since I can't it might as well be you." He closed his mouth, looked at my mother (who by now has turned a scarlet red that pretty well matched the donation kettle), looked back at the bell and smock, and left.

Please don't be intimidated by the Christ-Warriors this holiday season when you say "Happy Holidays". Saddly, very few are willing to back up their pro-Merry Christmas talk with action. It's sad really: If only they put that militant spirit to work on things like actually getting food and clothes for the needy, think about what good could be done!

Blessings, and Happy Holidays.
 

It's your pretty typical "Show that fundie asshole!" congratulatory thread.  ::)
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: ConservativeMobster on November 24, 2010, 02:21:47 PM
"Please don't be intimidated by the Christ-Warriors this holiday season when you say "Happy Holidays". Saddly, very few are willing to back up their pro-Merry Christmas talk with action. It's sad really: If only they put that militant spirit to work on things like actually getting food and clothes for the needy, think about what good could be done! "
 
remind me again, what exactly DOES the SA do???  Guess he took his 10 spot back too, huh?
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: terry on November 24, 2010, 02:25:51 PM
No part of this story is true.  The Salvation Army is a Christian church, not just some generic non-profit.

"The Salvation Army, an international movement, is an evangelical part of the universal Christian Church. Its message is based on the Bible. Its ministry is motivated by the love of God.
Its mission is to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ and to meet human needs in His name without discrimination".
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on November 24, 2010, 02:32:16 PM
A very poor quality bouncy. Zero bongs.
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: jukin on November 24, 2010, 02:34:10 PM
The SA is the only umbrella charity that I donate to. 95% of your money goes to the people of interest. United Way 65% goes to the people of interest.  IIRC Rec Cross it is about 70%.  Of course if it is government it is about 35%.

It is almost like the DUchebags like inefficiency..nay love reckless waste.
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 24, 2010, 02:55:44 PM
Good Lord. Now they're using their bouncies to attack the Salvation Army. Next they'll be going after the Marine Toys For Tots Foundation (http://www.toysfortots.org/)
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: Karin on November 24, 2010, 02:59:51 PM
Oh yes, CM, they will. 

I note the verbatim quotes.  But where, oh where, are the cheering, clapping throngs that gathered round to see the confrontation?   Where did the victim mumble something about "Palin" or "Beck?" 
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 24, 2010, 03:07:35 PM
Good Lord. Now they're using their bouncies to attack the Salvation Army. Next they'll be going after the Marine Toys For Tots Foundation (http://www.toysfortots.org/)

That's so last year...China, lead paint and all....Damn DUmmies can screw up a wet dream.

Merry Christmas Miss Beulah....I know where you are.... :-)
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: ConservativeMobster on November 24, 2010, 06:16:38 PM
The SA is the only umbrella charity that I donate to. 95% of your money goes to the people of interest. United Way 65% goes to the people of interest.  IIRC Rec Cross it is about 70%.  Of course if it is government it is about 35%.

It is almost like the DUchebags like inefficiency..nay love reckless waste.

My favorite charity also jukin, hope you realize I was being snarky  :-)
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on November 24, 2010, 06:21:26 PM
A :bouncy: by a mole looking for DU cred?
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: formerlurker on November 24, 2010, 06:57:11 PM
What the hell is her mother doing asking a heathen to ring a bell for the Salvation Army for???!!!!!

BS the elderly mother for raising such trash, and for embarrassing this organization.




Lord if these misfits put as much effort into their pathetic lives as they do writing this fiction...... :whatever:
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: true_blood on November 24, 2010, 08:16:36 PM
A very poor quality bouncy. Zero bongs.
I agree Blitzkrieg_17. Zero bongs. :tongue:
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: BattleHymn on November 25, 2010, 01:28:27 AM
The SA is the only umbrella charity that I donate to.

That goes for my household as well. 
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on November 25, 2010, 08:08:52 AM
"Please don't be intimidated by the Christ-Warriors this holiday season when you say "Happy Holidays". Saddly, very few are willing to back up their pro-Merry Christmas talk with action. It's sad really: If only they put that militant spirit to work on things like actually getting food and clothes for the needy, think about what good could be done! "
 
remind me again, what exactly DOES the SA do???  Guess he took his 10 spot back too, huh?

Wouldn't blame him if he did, I would, but I'd give it to another SA bellringer, in the face of said DUmmie, and relished the reply of a "Merry Christmas".  

Back in 2008, I worked as a cashier at Walmart.  We were told to tell our customers "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".  I told them Hell would freeze over before I would say that.  Other cashiers were written up on complaints by customers for doing just that.  I didn't even get one.
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on November 25, 2010, 08:16:30 AM
A couple of years ago the was a bell ringer at Walmart, that did much more than ring the bell.  He would sing a medley of Christmas carols, and he had a  good voice, very deep. There was often a small crowd that would stand around as a break from the rush.
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: longview on November 25, 2010, 08:38:35 AM
I was buying it (since it takes all kinds...) until the part about looking around for his/her mother during this episode.  Why was this critters mother tagging along during its two-hour stint as bell ringer? 
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on November 25, 2010, 08:46:00 AM
I was buying it (since it takes all kinds...) until the part about looking around for his/her mother during this episode.  Why was this critters mother tagging along during its two-hour stint as bell ringer? 

Just like in real life, DUmmies can't wipe their own asses without help, be it from people or government.

Mamma was there in case "nature called".
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 25, 2010, 11:10:39 AM
A couple of years ago the was a bell ringer at Walmart, that did much more than ring the bell.  He would sing a medley of Christmas carols, and he had a  good voice, very deep. There was often a small crowd that would stand around as a break from the rush.

Probably a baritone.  He'd need to be, for the range in the carols.  In one of the "Random Actos of Culture" that's on the Knight Arts website, a tenor and a baritone go to a mall in Charlotte NC, into an upscale store, and start singing.  They have awesome voices. 
Title: Re: A Salvation Army Bouncy
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 25, 2010, 01:43:13 PM
The Salvation Army ringer outside of Walmart said "Happy Holidays" to us (and others) when we walked out today.  Nobody flipped out.