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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on November 24, 2010, 11:03:55 AM
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A bouncy primer for the holidays!
elleng (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-24-10 11:24 AM
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Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9622840)
Edited on Wed Nov-24-10 11:27 AM by elleng
Return of the DCCC's Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet
You just know it's bound to happen, especially after an election season as heated as this one was. That Republican relative we all have is going to show up at Thanksgiving and start parroting lies about Democrats that he heard on Fox News or from one of those shadow group attack ads he saw on TV during the campaign.
That's why we're proud to bring back the DCCC's Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet. The Cheat Sheet will arm you with the real facts so you can answer back with the truth as soon as your Republican relatives start sounding like Sarah Palin.
Download the DCCC's 2010 Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet to make sure you're ready to do political battle with any Republicans who show up at your Turkey Day feast.
http://dccc.org/page/s/tcs
http://dccc.3cdn.net/a9ee32afbda8696923_5cm6b5qtx.pdf
Click on the PDF...it's unbelievable that they consider such things "accomplishments". :mental:
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Click on the PDF...it's unbelievable that they consider such things "accomplishments". :mental:
What's amazing is how the OP whines about parroting talking points then goes on to supply a list of talking points without even a hint of irony.
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What's amazing is how the OP whines about parroting talking points then goes on to supply a list of talking points without even a hint of irony.
I noted that yesterday in this thread:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51653.msg575316.html#msg575316
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Uh-Huh. That list of "accomplishments." I can see a spit-take of a mouthful of turkey when someone tries to trot out that list of deeply unpopular, unsuccessful, and backfiring initiatives. The counterpoints are too easy. I think indigestion is on the menu this year.
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Uh-Huh. That list of "accomplishments." I can see a spit-take of a mouthful of turkey when someone tries to trot out that list of deeply unpopular, unsuccessful, and backfiring initiatives. The counterpoints are too easy. I think indigestion is on the menu this year.
We should buy stock in Rolaids and TUMS.
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Was that a serious post by the Dumpkies? Because I read that list and started shaking my head and laughing. :rotf: :lmao:
Let the DUmmies think those are great ideas until,.......they are fully implemented and then are affected by them. Then, maybe they'll wake from their zombie-like slumber.
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vanbean (649 posts) Wed Nov-24-10 12:00 PM
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3. You know you could always remind your fellow turkey eaters that the Pilgims
stank to high heaven. They didn't believe in bathing. Squanto tried to teach them to bath. This is actually true. So, it follows that the indians sat at the original kids' table.
jeff47 (705 posts) Wed Nov-24-10 02:24 PM
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7. You could also remind them that the first thanksgiving wasn't to celebrate a good harvest
But to celebrate the puritans using their superior weapons to annihilate a rival tribe.
What utter weirdos. :mental: I know what I'm thankful for; the absence of complete lunatics like these two from my Thanksgiving.
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Now the official democrat party is involved, but these political conversations happen far less than the DUmbasses claim they do.
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vanbean (649 posts) Wed Nov-24-10 12:00 PM
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3. You know you could always remind your fellow turkey eaters that the Pilgims
stank to high heaven. They didn't believe in bathing. Squanto tried to teach them to bath. This is actually true. So, it follows that the indians sat at the original kids' table.
Pilgims? What the hell is a Pilgim?
The Pilgrims knew how to bathe, they couldn't do it on the ship, in the dead of winter, when the water was needed more for drinking than for washing someone's face.
So, it follows that the DUmmies sit at the "special" table, again. :shortbus:
I bet they didn't know that Squanto was abducted by English slaver Thomas Hunt in 1614, sold into slavery where he lived with and worked for shipbuilder John Slany until he returned to Massachusetts in 1619, where he finally settled with the Pilgrims.
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WOW, the DCCC sure is out of touch with America even after the blood bath on November second. It is truly astounding.
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It's pretty darn sad that the DCCC actually had to come up with a list of talking points for DUmmies for Thanksgiving! Talk about sheep!
:loser:
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lleng (1000+ posts) Wed Nov-24-10 11:24 AM
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Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
If you truly believe in something...you don't need a "cheat sheet"
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This list is laughable.
My favorite part was the PAYGO which Nancy Pelosi and the gang pretty much ignored.
:lmao:If you truly believe in something...you don't need a "cheat sheet"
True.
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vanbean (649 posts) Wed Nov-24-10 12:00 PM
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3. You know you could always remind your fellow turkey eaters that the Pilgims
stank to high heaven. They didn't believe in bathing. Squanto tried to teach them to bath. This is actually true. So, it follows that the indians sat at the original kids' table.
I find it ironic that a DUmmie would find themselves qualified enough to lecture other people on their hygiene habits.
Keep your laws out of my bathroom!