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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on November 23, 2010, 08:10:26 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9619201
bettyellen (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-23-10 08:10 PM
Original message
After reshelving some Bush bios today at B&N, I noticed Carl Rove's Fugly face on a stack of books..
and without thinking, I swiped some of my creamy kohl eyeliner off my waterline, and applied it to his upper lip, in the style of Adolf Hitler.
And then I did it again and again, until I realized what I was doing and stopped.
But only because I hit the whole stack.
Nice bunch you have there skins...you should be proud.
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Little do the DUmpkies know that the lord zero and his regime are embracing Nazism.
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You know what would be funny?
If by reshelving the books more people buy them by running across them while looking for something else.
:lmao:
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I wonder how many of Obama's books have been moved to the "Ethnic" section, near the Qu'ran and other Muslim books?
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I wonder how many of Obama's books have been moved to the "Ethnic" section, near the Qu'ran and other Muslim books?
I'd say not many since conservatives tend to be more grown up. :-)
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I hope the idiot gets an eye infection from repeatedly touching her/his (hard to tell with DUmmies) lower "waterline" and smearing their finger on books.
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I know this is a silly question because DUmmies for the most part won't work, but does this DUmmie work at B&N because that might be fun to find her boss.
:fuelfire:
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bettyellen (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-23-10 08:10 PM
Original message
After reshelving some Bush bios today at B&N,...
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She states that so matter-of-factly it's as if she actually went to the trouble of writing it on a to do list. Can you imagine?
11/23/2010
12noon-1pm wake and bake
1pm-2pm check news websites to see if Dick Cheney died
2:30 pm pick up unemployment check
3pm pick up meds at the free clinic
3:30pm-4:00pm bake some more
4:00pm-5:00pm solicitation down by the bus station restrooms
5:00pm-6:00pm hang out at Habib's Quick-Stop to listen out for freepers
6:00pm-6:30pm cruise wal-mart for handicap vans with mccain-palin stickers - leave notes saying they should return disability checks
6:30pm-7:00pm bake again
7:00pm-8:00pm re-shelve bush bios at b&n
8:00pm-8:30pm annoy b&n workers as they straighten up mess
8:30pm-9:00pm loiter in jack-in-the-box parking lot asking for spare change
9:00pm call mom to see if my missed abortion has started school yet
9:00pm-9:30pm bake
9:30pm-12mn back to the bus station for the late night clientele
12mn-2:00am log on to du to post about day's activism
2:00am-2:30am bakearooni
3:00am pass out on bathroom floor in drug-induced stupor (note to self: vomit first to avoid aspiration)
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Not one person condemning defacing someone elses property.
malaise (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-23-10 09:34 PM
Response to Original message
2. Bwaaaaaaaaah
I hope they don't have you on camera.
ettyellen (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-23-10 09:46 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. oh gosh, i hope not too. i'll have to wear a hat and glasses when I xmas shop.
proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-23-10 09:56 PM
Response to Original message
4. Dubya was here last night
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
Good on you!
Remember this is a teacher. :censored:
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-23-10 09:59 PM
Response to Original message
5. Anyone move Junior's book to the crime section?
bettyellen (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-23-10 11:18 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. One was already there, and I added two more. ;-)
bettyellen (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-23-10 11:25 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. the Rove thing just happened instinctively. smug little no count
piece of shit !
Hopefully they do have you on camera and soon you will be arrested for destroying property.
How about it skins...still proud of what your little site stands for?
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What a bunch of DUmbasses even my 14 year old is more mature than they are!!
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Hopefully they do have you on camera and soon you will be arrested for destroying property.
Nawh....they'll just lose their job and then come back whining about it's all George Bush's fault.
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dandi, :lmao: h5!
Maybe I'll spend a little time at Border's, browsing, and keeping my eye on things. It would be funny to bust one of these children.
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That is so mature!
Oh my gosh, I wish I was that cool. Oh wait, I'm not working at the moment. I could go over the B&N and draw little Hitler mustaches on Obama's books!
Be back later!!!!!!