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Title: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: Revolution on November 21, 2010, 10:26:46 PM
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU!    Sun Nov-21-10 09:35 PM
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"You Can Say Merry Christmas to Me"
   
Git yer buttons before they run out:

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DE PERE - It's the holiday season, and some say they’re not hearing enough of the greeting, “Merry Christmas” in public.

"I think the Christmas holiday needs to be more specific,” said Praise Him Ministries Chaplain Ron Urmanski.

http://fwix.com/foxcities/share/cefd74d199/bringing_chr...

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Maybe I'll get a button made that says, "Don't assume I celebrate your holiday."

Any other button ideas?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9606574

Except with the primitives, when someone desires to say "Merry Christmas," from a great many of them, you will get this:

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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Nov-21-10 09:39 PM
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4. "If you tell me merry christmas, I get to touch your junk"
   
Edited on Sun Nov-21-10 09:40 PM by rurallib
combines a couple themes.

Even if they won't admit their hate on the surface.
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: TheSarge on November 22, 2010, 01:50:48 AM
I'll never understand why they want the rest of us to be as bitter resentful and filled with hatred for everything nice as they are.
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 22, 2010, 04:23:00 AM
I'll never understand why they want the rest of us to be as bitter resentful and filled with hatred for everything nice as they are.

It's all shared misery, Tx.  Then they can "rise up to lead us out of the misery" by inviting more of it.
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: Carl on November 22, 2010, 07:49:19 AM
I'll never understand why they want the rest of us to be as bitter resentful and filled with hatred for everything nice as they are.

It starts and ends with their Satanically inspired abhorrence for anything that relates to the God of the Bible.
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: FlaGator on November 22, 2010, 08:26:44 AM
It's all shared misery, Tx.  Then they can "rise up to lead us out of the misery" by inviting more of it.

Precisely! When everyone is as miserable and hateful as they are then they won't feel so miserable and hateful.
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: Karin on November 22, 2010, 08:33:43 AM
To be fair to the DUmmies, not all of the thread was filled with seething rage and hate.  About 20% were snarky.  The others just wished for everyone to make nice. 

However, here's a charming quote: 

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Recursion (1000+ posts)      Sun Nov-21-10 11:35 PM
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19. "I could give a shit what you wish me as long as you ring up my new X Box" (nt)

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Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: dandi on November 22, 2010, 08:46:36 AM
I'll never understand why they want the rest of us to be as bitter resentful and filled with hatred for everything nice as they are.

Heh, how long have you been married?

 :lmao:
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 22, 2010, 08:56:49 AM
How to greet a DUmmie during this holiday season....

"Merry Winter Solstice and a happy large increase to your government assistance".

"Happy White Light season to you and yours but use more LED's."

"Have a wonderful Healing Hands experience in someone Else's pocket."
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: littlelamb on November 22, 2010, 09:39:50 AM
The DUmmies need to get their panties untied give me a break!
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: jukin on November 22, 2010, 09:45:39 AM
Years ago I bowed to the "Happy Holidays" or "Seasons Greetings" crowd. Now I go out of my way to say "Merry Christmas" and have never had anyone say anything nasty back to me. Of course, I'm not a leftist beta male and it shows.
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 22, 2010, 09:50:14 AM
Years ago I bowed to the "Happy Holidays" or "Seasons Greetings" crowd. Now I go out of my way to say "Merry Christmas" and have never had anyone say anything nasty back to me. Of course, I'm not a leftist beta male and it shows.

Yeah.....Just say it in a way that they're glad they have lived to see another day.... :lmao:
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: jukin on November 22, 2010, 09:53:16 AM
Yeah.....Just say it in a way that they're glad they have lived to see another day.... :lmao:

Have a Merry Christmas or else mutha f*cker!
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: Wineslob on November 22, 2010, 11:19:44 AM
Tell you what DUmbasses, I'll wear a button that says "Merry Christmas and if you don't like it, **** You"


Howzaaat?
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: delilahmused on November 22, 2010, 11:26:32 AM
I used to think a good response was to remind them that they wouldn't have a holiday with all those days off if it weren't for Christians. But since most of them don't work I realized that argument was never going to work.

Cindie
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 22, 2010, 11:53:35 AM
Tell you what DUmbasses, I'll wear a button that says "Merry Christmas and if you don't like it, **** You"


Howzaaat?

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

And the :hi5: to boot!
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: Ballygrl on November 22, 2010, 12:55:32 PM
I'll never understand why they want the rest of us to be as bitter resentful and filled with hatred for everything nice as they are.

Misery loves company!
Title: Re: You can say "Merry Christmas" to me.
Post by: true_blood on November 22, 2010, 01:44:14 PM
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-21-10 09:39 PM
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4. "If you tell me merry christmas, I get to touch your junk" combines a couple themes.
That would be a very dangerous road for the primitive. One of 2 things could happen.
1) You could be arrested for sexual assault. :-)
2) Or,....You could get knocked on your ass, only to wake up with a black eye. :-)