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Title: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: Carl on November 21, 2010, 07:18:09 PM
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MorningGlow  (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-21-10 07:32 PM
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*Sigh* -- It's gonna be a looooooooong Thanksgiving holiday
      

And I ain't talking about how many days MG Jr. has off school.

My Beck-obsessed fundie-Catholic aunt is hosting Thanksgiving dinner, as usual. She LOVES to "talk" politics (read: parrot whatever has aired on Faux Nooz TV and radio), which of course makes my blood boil.

Got a "sneak preview" today when she dropped by my mom's--commented that she sold all her General Motors stock (she used to work at GMAC) because "it's not General Motors anymore--it's GOVERNMENT Motors!"

Oh hee yuck hee yuck. How I love right-wing jokes.

Sigh. A VERY long Thanksgiving.

You need to research your story...the old GM stock was rendered worthless,it trades on the pinks as motors liquidation.
What happened this week was a brand new issue.
It was in the news so you had to work it into your little made up story.

The usual follows. :o
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: ExGeeEye on November 21, 2010, 07:23:29 PM
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Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on November 21, 2010, 07:36:05 PM
Old, stale format. 1 bong.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: Traveshamockery on November 21, 2010, 07:38:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9605465

You need to research your story...the old GM stock was rendered worthless,it trades on the pinks as motors liquidation.
What happened this week was a brand new issue.
It was in the news so you had to work it into your little made up story.

The usual follows. :o


Great catch, Carl!  I didn't even think of that. 
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: true_blood on November 21, 2010, 08:12:17 PM
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MorningGlow  (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-21-10 07:32 PM
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*Sigh* -- It's gonna be a looooooooong Thanksgiving holiday And I ain't talking about how many days MG Jr. has off school.
My Beck-obsessed fundie-Catholic aunt is hosting Thanksgiving dinner, as usual. She LOVES to "talk" politics (read: parrot whatever has aired on Faux Nooz TV and radio), which of course makes my blood boil.
God, I would love to be at that Thanksgiving table while she stumps you with fact after fact about the failed policies of the lord zero. It would be a treat. No need for desert. :-) :wink:
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 21, 2010, 08:52:28 PM
Geez! I got some liberal moonbat relatives that come over for thanksgiving and I dearly love them. We eat, drink, watch football, talk about the kids and our lives. Politics never seem to come up.

Blood is thicker than politics around here.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on November 21, 2010, 08:57:11 PM
I have the same problem. My wife has told me to be on my best behavior because of her liberal sisters
coming over for Thanksgiving.Two years ago, I was a gracious host and let them gloat and preen over the
Obama being elected. Since then, both sisters have lost jobs and have continued their tirades against the Bush caused economy. It doesn't help that their husbands checked their manhood in a long time ago.
I fear this dinner because the better half is a coordinator for a Tea Party network and she has invited several friends and families over. I may just sit back, pop a cool one and watch the fireworks.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 21, 2010, 09:03:17 PM
I have the same problem. My wife has told me to be on my best behavior because of her liberal sisters
coming over for Thanksgiving.Two years ago, I was a gracious host and let them gloat and preen over the
Obama being elected. Since then, both sisters have lost jobs and have continued their tirades against the Bush caused economy. It doesn't help that their husbands checked their manhood in a long time ago.
I fear this dinner because the better half is a coordinator for a Tea Party network and she has invited several friends and families over. I may just sit back, pop a cool one and watch the fireworks.

Wow! I feel for you man! My advice is to eat and drink heavily and watch football.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: Mike220 on November 21, 2010, 09:07:19 PM
I have the same problem. My wife has told me to be on my best behavior because of her liberal sisters
coming over for Thanksgiving.Two years ago, I was a gracious host and let them gloat and preen over the
Obama being elected. Since then, both sisters have lost jobs and have continued their tirades against the Bush caused economy. It doesn't help that their husbands checked their manhood in a long time ago.
I fear this dinner because the better half is a coordinator for a Tea Party network and she has invited several friends and families over. I may just sit back, pop a cool one and watch the fireworks.

Got a webcam? I'd pay to see that.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on November 21, 2010, 09:22:48 PM
I have never heard politics mentioned at a holiday celebration. Not once. But I do enjoy the ridiculous bouncies and taking them apart.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 22, 2010, 04:15:30 AM
Got a webcam? I'd pay to see that.  :fuelfire:

I H5ed both you and RfR.  I'd pay to see that, and I know people who also would pay.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: Karin on November 22, 2010, 07:21:40 AM
Nationwide, this Thanksgiving may be fraught with peril.  I'm not sure what to expect.  Our TG is doubling as a family reunion, about 40 people.  Who knows what could happen with this bunch?  I know 3 of them voted for zero, and regret it, one calls zero the "scourge of the earth."  I know I'm not going to purposely make any waves.  This is a day to give thanks, and that includes for ones family. 
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 22, 2010, 07:25:36 AM
Nationwide, this Thanksgiving may be fraught with peril.  I'm not sure what to expect.  Our TG is doubling as a family reunion, about 40 people.  Who knows what could happen with this bunch?  I know 3 of them voted for zero, and regret it, one calls zero the "scourge of the earth."  I know I'm not going to purposely make any waves.  This is a day to give thanks, and that includes for ones family. 

Neighbor, at least they admit that they were wrong.  Admitting you have a problem is often the first step towards rectifying it.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: zeitgeist on November 22, 2010, 07:38:32 AM
Neighbor, at least they admit that they were wrong.  Admitting you have a problem is often the first step towards rectifying it.

Isn't that one of the Twelve Steps?   Is there a "Twelve Step Program" for recovering Obama votes?  Vesta?  Hello Vesta?   :rotf:
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on November 22, 2010, 07:54:40 AM
I have the same problem. My wife has told me to be on my best behavior because of her liberal sisters
coming over for Thanksgiving.Two years ago, I was a gracious host and let them gloat and preen over the
Obama being elected. Since then, both sisters have lost jobs and have continued their tirades against the Bush caused economy. It doesn't help that their husbands checked their manhood in a long time ago.
I fear this dinner because the better half is a coordinator for a Tea Party network and she has invited several friends and families over. I may just sit back, pop a cool one and watch the fireworks.

:-)

There's going to be 7 of us total here at my House, all Republicans!
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: VivisMom on November 22, 2010, 08:22:16 AM
We are going to my in-laws, and they always invite my father to join us (since my mom has passed and my dad's family usually is elsewhere for Thanksgiving.) My dad cannot help himself but to start in with politics; I'm often surprised that he is not a registered member of the DUmp. Anyway, the first year he was with us for Thanksgiving he made some sort of anti-Bush comment and was met with silence, as my hubby's family are all Republicans. No yelling, no confrontations, just an awkward silence and then a topic change.

It does happen, but never like the DUmmies say it does. Ever. 
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 22, 2010, 08:22:39 AM
Isn't that one of the Twelve Steps?   Is there a "Twelve Step Program" for recovering Obama votes?  Vesta?  Hello Vesta?   :rotf:

Step 1.  "We admitted we were powerless over Obama, that our lives had become unmanageable."
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: true_blood on November 22, 2010, 01:17:22 PM
I have the same problem. My wife has told me to be on my best behavior because of her liberal sisters
coming over for Thanksgiving.Two years ago, I was a gracious host and let them gloat and preen over the
Obama being elected. Since then, both sisters have lost jobs and have continued their tirades against the Bush caused economy. It doesn't help that their husbands checked their manhood in a long time ago.
I fear this dinner because the better half is a coordinator for a Tea Party network and she has invited several friends and families over. I may just sit back, pop a cool one and watch the fireworks.
HA! That should be a good one indeed. I would love to see the liberals heads assplode as the facts are given and they have no rebuttals to them. :-)
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on November 22, 2010, 11:43:50 PM
An update, 49 people coming. I get to cook. My wife said again " You are not going to say anything about politics are you?" Being the loving husband and father, I said no, I won't mention one thing about politics,
national or state. She told the same thing to her sisters and her sisters said they won't say a word. I do plan to wear my Reagan shirt though :-)

and if any one wants to know a turducken, three turkeys, a ham, two venison roasts, all the sides and beer. I don't need a man cave because I have the garage with satellite TV and the fridge with beer. All the conserves meet out there and the women have they want on their TV.

I share the left overs (if there are any)
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: AprilRazz on November 23, 2010, 09:15:44 AM
An update, 49 people coming. I get to cook. My wife said again " You are not going to say anything about politics are you?" Being the loving husband and father, I said no, I won't mention one thing about politics,
national or state. She told the same thing to her sisters and her sisters said they won't say a word. I do plan to wear my Reagan shirt though :-)

and if any one wants to know a turducken, three turkeys, a ham, two venison roasts, all the sides and beer. I don't need a man cave because I have the garage with satellite TV and the fridge with beer. All the conserves meet out there and the women have they want on their TV.

I share the left overs (if there are any)
So what time should I be there for dinner? :)

It is going to be me and a friend that also has a husband deployed. She just had surgery and has 4 kids so traveling is out for her this week and I have to work the next day. The way I look at it is as long as you are with those you care about then it's all good.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 23, 2010, 09:34:40 AM
Quote from: DUmmy
She LOVES to "talk" politics (read: parrot whatever has aired on Faux Nooz TV and radio)

As if you don't parrot the same tired bullshit you read at the DUmp? :whatever:
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: jukin on November 23, 2010, 11:30:46 AM
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I don't need a man cave because I have the garage with satellite TV and the fridge with beer.

That is the definition of a man cave.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: true_blood on November 23, 2010, 12:14:49 PM
An update, 49 people coming. I get to cook. My wife said again " You are not going to say anything about politics are you?" Being the loving husband and father, I said no, I won't mention one thing about politics,
national or state. She told the same thing to her sisters and her sisters said they won't say a word. I do plan to wear my Reagan shirt though :-) and if any one wants to know a turducken, three turkeys, a ham, two venison roasts, all the sides and beer. I don't need a man cave because I have the garage with satellite TV and the fridge with beer. All the conserves meet out there and the women have they want on their TV. I share the left overs (if there are any)
Sounds like a great time.
Good food, conservative talk, peace and quiet out in the "man cave" and BEER! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on November 23, 2010, 01:16:30 PM
Wow! I feel for you man! My advice is to eat and drink heavily and watch football.  :cheersmate:

Especially if you have a "man cave" with a locking door.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on November 25, 2010, 11:55:23 PM
A great Thanksgiving! I hope each and every one of you had one as well. Officially, 51 people showed up
and a good time was had by all. What a day to catch up on the four F's, food,friendships, families, and football. As I reported earlier I was not looking forward to having the tensions of politics rear it's ugly head during this time of enjoyment. I would love to say that my liberal sister in laws converted to conservatism and have renounced their ways, but you actually for subtle changes, nuances of reflection. Both sister in laws and hubbies showed up bright and cheerful, but very guarded, almost to the point of being uncomfortable. For the first time ever, both sister in laws and their hubbies came to the garage
to sit and talk.

You know the talk. Catching up on how kids are doing, people's health, latest bass boat purchase.When the talk turned to politics, the sister in laws simply stated that they were glad that the election was over
and that we can start looking at rebuilding the economy. A cheap shot from a young nephew about the Democrats getting waxed ( I cleaned up the actual language) was met with a stern look and a few choice
words from his father. What was shocking was the sister in laws agreeing with the nephew and stating
that since Obama was elected, their respective worlds were turned upside down with job losses and a significant drop in income. They didn't blame Bush and were deeply hurt that everything they worked
for their whole lives was slipping away. They and their husbands now appreciate what families mean to them and for all the help that family members had given them over the past year. One sister in law who
I really could have care less for actually told family members that she loved my wife and me because,
and I'll use her words, "You know who your true friends are when they're coming in the back door when
all your "friends" are going out the front door." She said that her family was truly thankful for what we had done, and that she plans to be a little more thoughtful and involved than she was in the past.

It was one of the best Thanksgivings ever for me and my family.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on November 26, 2010, 08:43:35 AM
Well there were 7 of us here for Thanksgiving, all Republicans, and no talk of politics at all.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 26, 2010, 09:27:11 AM
Well there were 7 of us here for Thanksgiving, all Republicans, and no talk of politics at all.

We had 8 at my in-laws, including my Obama-loving SIL.  Well, she loved him then, anyway.  Now, she can't wait to vote his sorry ass out of office.  We did talk politics, but it was all anti-Dem.
Title: Re: Pre Thanksgiving bouncy
Post by: Karin on November 26, 2010, 09:36:12 AM
We had 31.  Nary a whiff of politics in the air.  Wedding dates were announced, babies were cooed over (they did not scream and wail, thank you, God).  The resident DUmmy in the family got into some sort of trouble, but was not mentioned and was not there.  That provided an undercurrent of drama.  I think it involved a car crash and booze.  and some other stuff. 

Great story, R4R.