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Title: Portsmouth man faces pot charge after reporting theft
Post by: thundley4 on November 20, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
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PORTSMOUTH, R.I. -- Something seemed suspicious, then ridiculous.

Two young men were seen carrying a safe. They took it out of a house, down a driveway and into a car.
This was at 2:40 p.m. Thursday on Martens Road, just before a resident on the street decided he had seen enough, and called the police.

Officers spotted the car and pulled it over on East Main Road near the intersection of Sandy Point Avenue.
"In the back of the vehicle was a safe," said Lt. Brian Peters of the Portsmouth Police Department.

The two men, both 19, were brought to the police station for questioning. And while they were being questioned, the police received a call from a man reporting his safe was stolen.

The police were able to open the safe with Riley's assistance.
"He gave us the code," Peters said. "He wanted to prove it was his safe."

"When the officers opened it up, they got quite a surprise," Peters said.
The safe contained more than $5,000 and about two pounds of marijuana, according to Peters.
http://newsblog.projo.com/2010/11/bungled-burglary-surprises-por.html

Pot plants were also found at the guys home. 
Title: Re: Portsmouth man faces pot charge after reporting theft
Post by: true_blood on November 20, 2010, 03:15:40 PM
 :banghead: :tongue:
Title: Re: Portsmouth man faces pot charge after reporting theft
Post by: PatriotGame on November 20, 2010, 09:51:02 PM
Hmmm...what is that word I am looking for???
Oh yea!

MORON!

Two pounds of pot and narcs himself off!

"WHAT IS HIS DU NAME?"
Title: Re: Portsmouth man faces pot charge after reporting theft
Post by: NHSparky on November 22, 2010, 08:29:22 AM
I was half expecting it to be the Portsmouth NH paper, if they didn't charge us to view stories now.

Oh, whatever is poor Elizabeth Dinan going to do without all those viewers now?
Title: Re: Portsmouth man faces pot charge after reporting theft
Post by: Eupher on November 22, 2010, 09:48:32 AM
the idjit must've wrongly figured the cops wouldn't actually LOOK inside the safe - just open it to make sure it couild open.

In any event - FAIL.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Portsmouth man faces pot charge after reporting theft
Post by: littlelamb on November 22, 2010, 09:58:47 AM
When we find out his DUmmy name he needs to go at the top of the list for the DUmmy of the year