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Title: Residents sick of rabbits
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 19, 2010, 08:02:51 PM
Residents sick of rabbits
Nov 19 2010 by Jackie Grant
Dumfries Standard Friday

A GRAVEYARD has been overrun by rampaging rabbits and angry locals have had enough.

Dunscore resident Roy Spence claims the crafty creatures are munching their way through flowers left by grieving families.

And that they are undermining ancient headstones and causing them to topple over.

Dumfries Standard Friday-Residents sick of rabbits (http://www.dgstandard.co.uk/dumfries-news/local-news-dumfries/local-news-dumfriesshire/2010/11/19/residents-sick-of-rabbits-51311-27675372/)

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I say gas and shoot them sodomite God hating freaks. While, we're at it, we should napalm and nuke them to Hell! :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Residents sick of rabbits
Post by: thundley4 on November 19, 2010, 08:16:05 PM
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I say gas and shoot them sodomite God hating freaks. While, we're at it, we should napalm and nuke them to Hell!

Or they could be captured humanely and adopted out to loving homes.
Title: Re: Residents sick of rabbits
Post by: Chris_ on November 19, 2010, 08:16:57 PM
I'm thinking 'dinner'.
Title: Re: Residents sick of rabbits
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 19, 2010, 09:25:51 PM
Quote from: chris_ on November 19, 2010, 08:16:57 PM
I'm thinking 'dinner'.
How would you like a carrot and potato enema?
Title: Re: Residents sick of rabbits
Post by: BattleHymn on November 19, 2010, 09:26:12 PM
I don't know about the UK, but I know you don't want to harvest any of our rabbits for eating until after a good freeze.  
Title: Re: Residents sick of rabbits
Post by: cavegal on November 19, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
Quote from: chris_ on November 19, 2010, 08:16:57 PM
I'm thinking 'dinner'.
I'm thinking a coat. Then again I do not want a  carrot and potato enema!