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Title: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on November 19, 2010, 09:29:48 AM
...well, just for a little while, anyway.  :-)

Today is my last official day with Colleton/Goldwyn Productions who, as most of you already know, were responsible for bringing our favorite serial killer to TV (and for allowing me to make a pretty nice living in the process). I actually did leave the show once before, following the second season, foolishly believing I could suddenly walk on water and shit. Fortunately, I saw the error of my ways, and after performing an epic series of corporate blowjobs and penitent self-mutilation, was afforded the opportunity to prove my worth by helping to script the fourth season, in which I got to kill John Lithgow. Well, on paper, anyway.

NO, this is NOT to be construed to mean this is the show's final season!!!! Hell, even if it were the final season, I'd be living in a cardobard box out on Santa Monica Ave. by the time the studio's lawyers were done prison-raping me for having said so.

On the contrary, I'm starting a new project this weekend that is going to demand my every waking moment and full attention, as well as a shitload of travelling between Los Angeles and Alberta (yeah...whoop-dee-shit, right?  :thatsright: )for at least the next five weeks.

Consequently, I need to detach myself from the Cave (as well as YouPorn, icanhazcheezburgers.com and a few other assorted distractions) in order to give this project the full benefit of my genius and God-given talent.

Therefore, if you see me pop up here, feel free to have Thor unleash a blistering, vicious bitchslap blitzkrieg upon me *, for it means I'm most likely ****ing around when I should be working.  :banghead:

See you maniacs around Christmas.

Hugs, kisses, and all that happy horseshit...  ::)

D.A.C.


* - AFTER today, November 19, you sadistic bastard!!!!!!  :rotf:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: IassaFTots on November 19, 2010, 09:33:13 AM
Get Crackin and Stop Lurking! 

Have a fabulous Thanksgiving.....see ya on the other side.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: franksolich on November 19, 2010, 09:33:30 AM
Good luck, sir.

You're going to be missed, and we're all going to be very happy when you're back.
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: BEG on November 19, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
Nooooo, don't go.  :-)
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Chris_ on November 19, 2010, 09:34:50 AM
Good luck and don't eat too much turkey.
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: njpines on November 19, 2010, 09:35:55 AM
Have a fantastic Thanksgiving and we'll 'see' you later . . . hope you'll be able then to fill us in, even in abstract, about the new project!

Take care!
Sue
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: IassaFTots on November 19, 2010, 09:37:38 AM
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* - AFTER today, November 18, you sadistic bastard!!!!!! 

Uh, today is the 19th dude....

BS!

 : :blowkiss:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: littlelamb on November 19, 2010, 09:45:54 AM
See you soon and build a snowman while you are gone
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on November 19, 2010, 09:46:40 AM
Uh, today is the 19th dude....

BS!

 : :blowkiss:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thanks for the catch, dollface.  :-) :cheersmate:

You all have a great Thanksgiving, too!!! I'll probably end up in the Foothills Division lockup, alongside my asshole father-in-law, as is our custom.
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 19, 2010, 09:52:56 AM
I look forward to seeing the end result of your labors  :cheersmate:  Good luck! 
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 19, 2010, 09:57:10 AM
Thor doesn't even compare to Dutch in the scale of his bitchslap addiction.  Happy trails, and check back in when you can!
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 19, 2010, 10:00:31 AM
As a "I'm leaving" post, I give you a 2....needs more drama... :-)

Good luck, have fun and we'll see you after Christmas.
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Thor on November 19, 2010, 10:17:05 AM
Thor doesn't even compare to Dutch in the scale of his bitchslap addiction.  Happy trails, and check back in when you can!

I'm not addicted, I'm just a sadistic bastard....... ;)    :-)
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Thor on November 19, 2010, 10:22:44 AM
I guess that Eupher & Sparky will have to pick up your slack as far as the bitch slaps...

Have good one and don't be a stranger. After all, you're going to need a break from the monotony.

BTW, the answer is "42"......  ;)
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Thor on November 19, 2010, 10:25:40 AM
BTW, don't be surprised at your profile when you return.........  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Eupher on November 19, 2010, 10:27:54 AM
I guess that Eupher & Sparky will have to pick up your slack as far as the bitch slaps...

Have good one and don't be a stranger. After all, you're going to need a break from the monotony.

BTW, the answer is "42"......  ;)

I live for bitchslaps - giving and receiving. After all, somebody's gotta take up Dutch's slack, the cheesy half-wit douchbag.  :-)

Neo, best of luck in your new gig.

And watch yer ****in' typos, you slacker twit. Entirely TOO MANY of 'em in your posts anymore.  :asssmack:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: IassaFTots on November 19, 2010, 10:30:20 AM
I live for bitchslaps - giving and receiving. After all, somebody's gotta take up Dutch's slack, the cheesy half-wit douchbag.  :-)

Neo, best of luck in your new gig.

And watch yer ****in' typos, you slacker twit. Entirely TOO MANY of 'em in your posts anymore.  :asssmack:


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Can't.  Breathe.  LOL.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: debk on November 19, 2010, 10:31:31 AM
HCN....Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!

Take care in Alberta. If you go skiing make sure to wear a helmet...we don't want anything to happen to you!!!

You will be missed and we expect to hear from you at Christmas time.....and giving us all the details of your time away.

 :blowkiss:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Karin on November 19, 2010, 11:06:04 AM
Hope everything goes fantastic on your new project!! Have a great Thanksgiving..  we'll miss you, and see you soon!
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Godot showed up on November 19, 2010, 11:56:29 AM
Your wit will be sorely missed...until it isn't. :whatever:   Don't kill anyone I wouldn't kill!

Kidding aside, come back soonest.
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: true_blood on November 19, 2010, 12:15:25 PM
Good luck bud. Have a great Thanksgiving and we'll be on the lookout for your posts when you return.
Take care and be safe. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on November 19, 2010, 12:53:55 PM
You ****ing people rock my world. Thank God for you all.

Jesus, I really MUST quit drinking and blogging at work, even if it is my last day.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: cavegal on November 19, 2010, 01:07:42 PM
...well, just for a little while, anyway.  :-)

Today is my last official day with Colleton/Goldwyn Productions who, as most of you already know, were responsible for bringing our favorite serial killer to TV (and for allowing me to make a pretty nice living in the process). I actually did leave the show once before, following the second season, foolishly believing I could suddenly walk on water and shit. Fortunately, I saw the error of my ways, and after performing an epic series of corporate blowjobs and penitent self-mutilation, was afforded the opportunity to prove my worth by helping to script the fourth season, in which I got to kill John Lithgow. Well, on paper, anyway.

NO, this is NOT to be construed to mean this is the show's final season!!!! Hell, even if it were the final season, I'd be living in a cardobard box out on Santa Monica Ave. by the time the studio's lawyers were done prison-raping me for having said so.

On the contrary, I'm starting a new project this weekend that is going to demand my every waking moment and full attention, as well as a shitload of travelling between Los Angeles and Alberta (yeah...whoop-dee-shit, right?  :thatsright: )for at least the next five weeks.

Consequently, I need to detach myself from the Cave (as well as YouPorn, icanhazcheezburgers.com and a few other assorted distractions) in order to give this project the full benefit of my genius and God-given talent.

Therefore, if you see me pop up here, feel free to have Thor unleash a blistering, vicious bitchslap blitzkrieg upon me *, for it means I'm most likely ****ing around when I should be working.  :banghead:

See you maniacs around Christmas.

Hugs, kisses, and all that happy horseshit...  ::)

D.A.C.


* - AFTER today, November 19, you sadistic bastard!!!!!!  :rotf:
Take Care and have a Safe one... HAPPY THANKSGIVING.....will miss you....so I will aim a little to the left! :-)
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: IassaFTots on November 19, 2010, 01:31:36 PM
Take Care and have a Safe one... HAPPY THANKSGIVING.....will miss you....so I will aim a little to the left! :-)


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Hi5!!!!!
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: PatriotGame on November 19, 2010, 02:32:04 PM
...well, just for a little while, anyway.  :-)

Today is my last official day with Colleton/Goldwyn Productions who, as most of you already know, were responsible for bringing our favorite serial killer to TV (and for allowing me to make a pretty nice living in the process). I actually did leave the show once before, following the second season, foolishly believing I could suddenly walk on water and shit. Fortunately, I saw the error of my ways, and after performing an epic series of corporate blowjobs and penitent self-mutilation, was afforded the opportunity to prove my worth by helping to script the fourth season, in which I got to kill John Lithgow. Well, on paper, anyway.

NO, this is NOT to be construed to mean this is the show's final season!!!! Hell, even if it were the final season, I'd be living in a cardobard box out on Santa Monica Ave. by the time the studio's lawyers were done prison-raping me for having said so.

On the contrary, I'm starting a new project this weekend that is going to demand my every waking moment and full attention, as well as a shitload of travelling between Los Angeles and Alberta (yeah...whoop-dee-shit, right?  :thatsright: )for at least the next five weeks.

Consequently, I need to detach myself from the Cave (as well as YouPorn, icanhazcheezburgers.com and a few other assorted distractions) in order to give this project the full benefit of my genius and God-given talent.

Therefore, if you see me pop up here, feel free to have Thor unleash a blistering, vicious bitchslap blitzkrieg upon me *, for it means I'm most likely ****ing around when I should be working.  :banghead:

See you maniacs around Christmas.

Hugs, kisses, and all that happy horseshit...  ::)

D.A.C.


* - AFTER today, November 19, you sadistic bastard!!!!!!  :rotf:

Well, if all that shit don't work out, you can still mow lawns...  :-) :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Thor on November 19, 2010, 02:35:27 PM
Well, if all that shit don't work out, you can still mow lawns...  :-) :tongue: :fuelfire:

If he's in Alberta, I think he'd be moving snow this time of the year...... :snowblower:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: chitownchica on November 19, 2010, 02:58:14 PM
Good luck on your new project HNC. I don't always reply to your threads, but I read nearly every one of them. They really entertain me!
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: longview on November 19, 2010, 03:11:48 PM
Enjoy your adventure and see ya soon.
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Thor on November 19, 2010, 03:12:45 PM
BTW, HNC,

Don't forget your towel!!  :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: mamacags on November 19, 2010, 06:58:11 PM
I hope you are doing something for Syfy!  It seems like everything they have comes from Canada.  I love that channel.  I never even knew I was a geek until someone introduced me to it!  Have fun, work hard, don't get to fond of those freaking commie bastards up there though!
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Airwolf on November 19, 2010, 07:58:21 PM
So they are finally going to do a live action Teletubbies show?
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: DixieBelle on November 19, 2010, 08:27:59 PM
No way!! I'm gonna miss ya! Please pop in okay? I know it's only a few weeks but I've gotten used to seeing you around here.
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 19, 2010, 10:52:43 PM
 :overreaction:
Title: Re: So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Post by: NHSparky on November 20, 2010, 03:46:47 AM
HCN....Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!

Take care in Alberta. If you go skiing make sure to wear a helmet...we don't want anything to happen to you!!!

You will be missed and we expect to hear from you at Christmas time.....and giving us all the details of your time away.

 :blowkiss:

He already wears a helmet--but he doesn't like it because then he can't lick the windows on the Short Bus.

ROFLMAO--take it easy, you slacker bastard!  And I want a beer with ya at the pub of your choice should I ever be stupid enough to WANT to fly into LA.