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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on November 18, 2010, 03:21:07 PM
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They're working their way down the Palin family age continuum, I guess. This time promoting some shite from the National Enquirer.
wndycty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-18-10 03:53 PM
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Oh oh, the National Enquirer is trying to start some SHIT with the Palins now. . .
. . .won't repeat. But if the headline is true I will piss my pants.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9585215
polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 03:55 PM
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2. Won't repeat?! Why mention it then? nt
wndycty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 03:56 PM
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6. Because its funny as hell and the grocery store check out lines in Wasilla are going to be buzzing
Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 03:56 PM
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3. you mean "WILLOW PALIN PREGNANCY SHOCKER"
If so, unfortunately the GOP can have all kinds of sex, in and out of wedlock, in diapers, hose and rubber bulbs. And they get forgiven.
If a Dem so much as says hi to a hooker, he's damaged goods.
Besides they'll have the kid, rear it in-house and everyone will say how proud they are of Ms Willow, not aborting and all that.
peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Thu Nov-18-10 03:57 PM
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9. "Bristol, are you pregnant again?"
"No Mom, I'm just carrying it for Willow."
Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 03:59 PM
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15. She couldn't possibly be pregnant -- I saw the little gate at the bottom of the stairs. . .
JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 04:03 PM
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18. I heard Letterman put down a grand on A-Rod as the father.
Tx4obama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 04:07 PM
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20. Wonder if it will be Sarah or Bristol that puts the square pillow under their shirt
a month before the birth - like Sarah did last time with the 'fake' Trig pregnancy?
The Palin family seems to get more bizarre as time goes on.
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It's what they would expect their daughters to do. Pure projection.
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Tx4obama Donating Member (1000+ posts)
20. Wonder if it will be Sarah or Bristol that puts the square pillow under their shirt a month before the birth - like Sarah did last time with the 'fake' Trig pregnancy?
The Palin family seems to get more bizarre as time goes on.
:mental:
Hey Tots, you'd better check the gatelocks on the asylums in Texas there, one got loose.
I find the DUmmies to be excrutiatingly embarrassing when they try to be funny. It's unbearable.
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Wait. So Bristol Palin got pregnant with her kid while carrying Trig? DUmmies are a special kinda stupid.
BTW, if the blustery primitive actually knew anything, you know he would post it.
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Wait. So Bristol Palin got pregnant with her kid while carrying Trig? DUmmies are a special kinda stupid.
BTW, if the blustery primitive actually knew anything, you know he would post it.
I think once Bristol's pregnancy came out, some started claiming that Trig was Willow's baby :mental:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 03:56 PM
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3. you mean "WILLOW PALIN PREGNANCY SHOCKER"
If so, unfortunately the GOP can have all kinds of sex, in and out of wedlock, in diapers, hose and rubber bulbs. And they get forgiven.
If a Dem so much as says hi to a hooker, he's damaged goods.
Besides they'll have the kid, rear it in-house and everyone will say how proud they are of Ms Willow, not aborting and all that.
Bullshit. A dem can do everything up to the point of eating a live baby on TV and you assholes will defend them.
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It's what they would expect their daughters to do. Pure projection.
That, and they really believe this junk. The Enquirer is a ****ing tabloid, DUmbass.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 03:56 PM
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3. you mean "WILLOW PALIN PREGNANCY SHOCKER"
If so, unfortunately the GOP can have all kinds of sex, in and out of wedlock, in diapers, hose and rubber bulbs. And they get forgiven.
There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...
Just exactly when the **** did the moobats start thinking they had the market cornered on the "dirty deed," any-*******ed-way???
As far as I know, socialist, candy-assed, conformists haven't had an original idea since the invention of the guillotine (mother****ers never DID think of anything other than ways in which to kill dissenters, so I'm not surprised), so where the HELL do they get off thinking they know anything about how to create pleasure???
Give me one good example of an asexual who could conceive of anything other than self-abuse, and I'll turn in my Man Card right the **** now.
Here's the bottom line....
1. Democrats can't f*ck to save their *******ed lives, but they CAN f*ck in order to produce more overly-sheltered, hyper-protected, guaranteeed-to-side-with-mommy Democrats, and they usually need a three-way to do it,
2. Democrat males invented anal beads just to compensate for the fact that their female was probably busy reaching orgasm by getting pounded by the UPS guy (who, by virtue of his job, was probably union, but like all good Conservatives, wasn't about to pass up a shot at some MILF poon),
3. Democrat females generally smell like herbs, which wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the fact that Conservative men prefer to sleep with a woman, as opposed to a ****ing pot roast,
Bottom line, "Taverner,"
Libtards are genetically incapable of having anything near the level of sex that conservatives do, given that you sorry-assed clowns spend so much *******ed time worrying about everything except yourselves. Conservatives on the other hand, have no problem focusing on themselves, given that they have an inherent knowledge that their partners are every bit as confident and secure in themselves as they are.
In other words, we KNOW we rock, while you *****s worry about whether or not a whale has died while you were busy soiling the sheets with your unwanted spawn.
PS - Lick my sack, you libtard, and I'll let your girlfriend know you stopped by.
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^okay your post made me :rofl:
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Nov-18-10 04:03 PM
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18. I heard Letterman put down a grand on A-Rod as the father.
Here's a DUchebag with real class. You and Dave Letterman can take a walk you skrunts. :argh: :bird:
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Isn't Willow 11 years old?
Sick ****ers.
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Very classy DU that your members are allowed to diss children of politicians, you don't see that going on at conservative boards, idiots!
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Isn't Willow 11 years old?
Sick ****ers.
I think she's 16.
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Yeah, I had forgotten about the third daughter. :p
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There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...
Just exactly when the **** did the moobats start thinking they had the market cornered on the "dirty deed," any-*******ed-way???
As far as I know, socialist, candy-assed, conformists haven't had an original idea since the invention of the guillotine (mother****ers never DID think of anything other than ways in which to kill dissenters, so I'm not surprised), so where the HELL do they get off thinking they know anything about how to create pleasure???
Give me one good example of an asexual who could conceive of anything other than self-abuse, and I'll turn in my Man Card right the **** now.
Here's the bottom line....
1. Democrats can't f*ck to save their *******ed lives, but they CAN f*ck in order to produce more overly-sheltered, hyper-protected, guaranteeed-to-side-with-mommy Democrats, and they usually need a three-way to do it,
2. Democrat males invented anal beads just to compensate for the fact that their female was probably busy reaching orgasm by getting pounded by the UPS guy (who, by virtue of his job, was probably union, but like all good Conservatives, wasn't about to pass up a shot at some MILF poon),
3. Democrat females generally smell like herbs, which wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the fact that Conservative men prefer to sleep with a woman, as opposed to a ****ing pot roast,
Bottom line, "Taverner,"
Libtards are genetically incapable of having anything near the level of sex that conservatives do, given that you sorry-assed clowns spend so much *******ed time worrying about everything except yourselves. Conservatives on the other hand, have no problem focusing on themselves, given that they have an inherent knowledge that their partners are every bit as confident and secure in themselves as they are.
In other words, we KNOW we rock, while you *****s worry about whether or not a whale has died while you were busy soiling the sheets with your unwanted spawn.
PS - Lick my sack, you libtard, and I'll let your girlfriend know you stopped by.
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
H5!
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There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...
Just exactly when the **** did the moobats start thinking they had the market cornered on the "dirty deed," any-*******ed-way???
As far as I know, socialist, candy-assed, conformists haven't had an original idea since the invention of the guillotine (mother****ers never DID think of anything other than ways in which to kill dissenters, so I'm not surprised), so where the HELL do they get off thinking they know anything about how to create pleasure???
Give me one good example of an asexual who could conceive of anything other than self-abuse, and I'll turn in my Man Card right the **** now.
Here's the bottom line....
1. Democrats can't f*ck to save their *******ed lives, but they CAN f*ck in order to produce more overly-sheltered, hyper-protected, guaranteeed-to-side-with-mommy Democrats, and they usually need a three-way to do it,
2. Democrat males invented anal beads just to compensate for the fact that their female was probably busy reaching orgasm by getting pounded by the UPS guy (who, by virtue of his job, was probably union, but like all good Conservatives, wasn't about to pass up a shot at some MILF poon),
3. Democrat females generally smell like herbs, which wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the fact that Conservative men prefer to sleep with a woman, as opposed to a ****ing pot roast,
Bottom line, "Taverner,"
Libtards are genetically incapable of having anything near the level of sex that conservatives do, given that you sorry-assed clowns spend so much *******ed time worrying about everything except yourselves. Conservatives on the other hand, have no problem focusing on themselves, given that they have an inherent knowledge that their partners are every bit as confident and secure in themselves as they are.
In other words, we KNOW we rock, while you *****s worry about whether or not a whale has died while you were busy soiling the sheets with your unwanted spawn.
PS - Lick my sack, you libtard, and I'll let your girlfriend know you stopped by.
Oh my! I wish I could give you 100 H5's for that 1!
:clap:
and
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...
<snip>
This is one grade 'A' , choice rant. Well done. :-)
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have all kinds of sex, in and out of wedlock, in diapers, hose and rubber bulbs.
Really? Remind me again, some members of which site have admitted to not only being registered sex offenders, but to thinking NAMBLA is okay? And I won't even mention Fat Che's little brother and his rectal aperture issues.
Projection, they haz it.
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I have seen even worse from DU. I don't know how the place stays up.
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I have seen even worse from DU. I don't know how the place stays up.
It's why they need multiple mods that are available 24/7. They have to be able to vanish those threads down the memory hole quickly.
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I have seen even worse from DU. I don't know how the place stays up.
How many times has the secret service paid David Allan a visit?
:-)
Hint: It's more than one.
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There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...
:rotf: H5 for the rant!
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There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...
Just exactly when the **** did the moobats start thinking they had the market cornered on the "dirty deed," any-*******ed-way???
As far as I know, socialist, candy-assed, conformists haven't had an original idea since the invention of the guillotine (mother****ers never DID think of anything other than ways in which to kill dissenters, so I'm not surprised), so where the HELL do they get off thinking they know anything about how to create pleasure???
Give me one good example of an asexual who could conceive of anything other than self-abuse, and I'll turn in my Man Card right the **** now.
Here's the bottom line....
1. Democrats can't f*ck to save their *******ed lives, but they CAN f*ck in order to produce more overly-sheltered, hyper-protected, guaranteeed-to-side-with-mommy Democrats, and they usually need a three-way to do it,
2. Democrat males invented anal beads just to compensate for the fact that their female was probably busy reaching orgasm by getting pounded by the UPS guy (who, by virtue of his job, was probably union, but like all good Conservatives, wasn't about to pass up a shot at some MILF poon),
3. Democrat females generally smell like herbs, which wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the fact that Conservative men prefer to sleep with a woman, as opposed to a ****ing pot roast,
Bottom line, "Taverner,"
Libtards are genetically incapable of having anything near the level of sex that conservatives do, given that you sorry-assed clowns spend so much *******ed time worrying about everything except yourselves. Conservatives on the other hand, have no problem focusing on themselves, given that they have an inherent knowledge that their partners are every bit as confident and secure in themselves as they are.
In other words, we KNOW we rock, while you *****s worry about whether or not a whale has died while you were busy soiling the sheets with your unwanted spawn.
PS - Lick my sack, you libtard, and I'll let your girlfriend know you stopped by.
That was beautiful, man!
<'sniff'..chokes back tears> :bawl:
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as opposed to a ****ing pot roast
Fun Fact: This is popular among middle-eastern Muslim men. My ex told me. His uncles did it all the time. :whistling:
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Fun Fact: This is popular among middle-eastern Muslim men. My ex told me. His uncles did it all the time. :whistling:
What? Humping pot roasts?
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Yes.
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What? Humping pot roasts?
UMMM....while still on the hoof? I'm so confused. And Hollywood...awesome man, just awesome!
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There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...
Just exactly when the **** did the moobats start thinking they had the market cornered on the "dirty deed," any-*******ed-way???
As far as I know, socialist, candy-assed, conformists haven't had an original idea since the invention of the guillotine (mother****ers never DID think of anything other than ways in which to kill dissenters, so I'm not surprised), so where the HELL do they get off thinking they know anything about how to create pleasure???
Give me one good example of an asexual who could conceive of anything other than self-abuse, and I'll turn in my Man Card right the **** now.
Here's the bottom line....
1. Democrats can't f*ck to save their *******ed lives, but they CAN f*ck in order to produce more overly-sheltered, hyper-protected, guaranteeed-to-side-with-mommy Democrats, and they usually need a three-way to do it,
2. Democrat males invented anal beads just to compensate for the fact that their female was probably busy reaching orgasm by getting pounded by the UPS guy (who, by virtue of his job, was probably union, but like all good Conservatives, wasn't about to pass up a shot at some MILF poon),
3. Democrat females generally smell like herbs, which wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the fact that Conservative men prefer to sleep with a woman, as opposed to a ****ing pot roast,
Bottom line, "Taverner,"
Libtards are genetically incapable of having anything near the level of sex that conservatives do, given that you sorry-assed clowns spend so much *******ed time worrying about everything except yourselves. Conservatives on the other hand, have no problem focusing on themselves, given that they have an inherent knowledge that their partners are every bit as confident and secure in themselves as they are.
In other words, we KNOW we rock, while you *****s worry about whether or not a whale has died while you were busy soiling the sheets with your unwanted spawn.
PS - Lick my sack, you libtard, and I'll let your girlfriend know you stopped by.
Outstanding. H5
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Yes.
Damn.... :o
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That, and they really believe this junk. The Enquirer is a ****ing tabloid, DUmbass.
That it is, but it DID call John (Breck Girl) Edwards out for his "dabbling" in the typing pool. But then again, a blind squirrel will find a nut now and then.
Anything was better after 8 years of Laura and George Bush in divorce court, so I guess it's now the Palins turn.
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There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...
Just exactly when the **** did the moobats start thinking they had the market cornered on the "dirty deed," any-*******ed-way???
As far as I know, socialist, candy-assed, conformists haven't had an original idea since the invention of the guillotine (mother****ers never DID think of anything other than ways in which to kill dissenters, so I'm not surprised), so where the HELL do they get off thinking they know anything about how to create pleasure???
Give me one good example of an asexual who could conceive of anything other than self-abuse, and I'll turn in my Man Card right the **** now.
Here's the bottom line....
1. Democrats can't f*ck to save their *******ed lives, but they CAN f*ck in order to produce more overly-sheltered, hyper-protected, guaranteeed-to-side-with-mommy Democrats, and they usually need a three-way to do it,
2. Democrat males invented anal beads just to compensate for the fact that their female was probably busy reaching orgasm by getting pounded by the UPS guy (who, by virtue of his job, was probably union, but like all good Conservatives, wasn't about to pass up a shot at some MILF poon),
3. Democrat females generally smell like herbs, which wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the fact that Conservative men prefer to sleep with a woman, as opposed to a ****ing pot roast,
Bottom line, "Taverner,"
Libtards are genetically incapable of having anything near the level of sex that conservatives do, given that you sorry-assed clowns spend so much *******ed time worrying about everything except yourselves. Conservatives on the other hand, have no problem focusing on themselves, given that they have an inherent knowledge that their partners are every bit as confident and secure in themselves as they are.
In other words, we KNOW we rock, while you *****s worry about whether or not a whale has died while you were busy soiling the sheets with your unwanted spawn.
PS - Lick my sack, you libtard, and I'll let your girlfriend know you stopped by.
Damn, Hollywood, don't hold back next time. :II:
Dittos, :hi5:, and :bow: