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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on November 17, 2010, 08:29:38 AM

Title: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: franksolich on November 17, 2010, 08:29:38 AM
One week from today's when the nominations begin for the TOP DUmmies OF 2010, on Thanksgiving Day Eve.

How much is Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and Elad making off the primitives?

By "how much," I don't mean a dollar amount, which would be impossible to verify anyway, given that Skins's island is a private corporation, and hence not bound to tell anyone other than the Internal Revenue Service, what its income is.

Five years ago, my fellow alum admitted (perhaps without meaning to) that Skins's island back then was bringing in circa $25,000 per quarterly fund-raiser.  It's probably been up-and-down since then, maybe a little bit of an increase, maybe not.

But at any rate, one is confident that if Skins runs short of funds any particular time, The Democrat Leadership Council (DLC), which founded Skin's island, will step in to take care of the shortfall (if any).

One hundred thousand dollars divided three ways is $33,333 per administrator in this endeavor, which is a pretty piece of change for anybody excepting Democrat senators and congressmen, most of whom are multi-millionaires as it is.

I suspect, however, that since Skins and Lord Marblehead are partners, and Elad merely an employee, the take isn't split an even three ways; it's probably split something like 45%-45%-10%, with employee Elad getting the short end of the stick.

Which burns franksolich up, because I think my fellow alum should get something more like 75%, given his position, employee Elad 24% given that he's the brains of the operation, and Lord Marblehead what's left over.

What Lord Marblehead contributes to Skins's island is simply deadweight.

Seared on this memory forever is that it was Lord Marblehead, left alone in the office over the noon-hour while Skins and Elad went out to lunch, in late April 2005 gave Doug's then-wife the go-ahead to start the Scamdal.  The Scamdal proved so damaging to, so destructive of, Skins's island that it's doubtful my fellow alum and Elad leave Lord Marblehead in the office alone anymore.

But no matter how it's all split up, the question is, is Skins extracting too much from the primitives?

Mine is a minority opinion, but I think no; I think Skins should be milking the primitives for far more than what he's getting; the sky's the limit, what my fellow alum should be getting.

I think he deserves all he can get, because the primitives are such a pain in the posterior, always whining, crying, sobbing, complaining, disgruntling, fighting, wiggle-waggling their armpits against each other (and against Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe).  Petulant little children, the primitives.  Because the primitives are such an irksome burden, I think my fellow alum should be getting their welfare checks, their rent money, their grocery money, their drug money, the whole bit, every cent of it.
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 17, 2010, 08:32:05 AM
Not enough to be the shepard of that flock of human waste.
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 17, 2010, 08:39:58 AM
$kimmer is the P.T. Barnum of the lunatic left.  He deserves whatever amount he can fleece the loons for.
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 17, 2010, 09:45:24 AM
$kimmer is the P.T. Barnum of the lunatic left.  He deserves whatever amount he can fleece the loons for.

I'm with you, Ralphie.
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: PatriotGame on November 17, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
$kimmer is the P.T. Barnum of the lunatic left.  He deserves whatever amount he can fleece the loons for.
A fool and his money...and so on...and so forth...

Ain't nothing like a 50-cent hot dog and a Styrofoam cup of cheap wine to 'round out your day's pleasures...
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 17, 2010, 10:38:29 AM
I don't know how they divide it, but I would guess that $kammer personally grosses nets between $40K and $50K on it per annum. 
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: Vagabond on November 17, 2010, 01:23:32 PM
This con man leads a pack of deluded fools in their own people's paradise.  Seriously, anyone offering a dissenting view is dissappeared and scrubbed from the "official archives" with an efficiency that Stalin would truly admire, right before he dissapeared Skinner.  If Skin's island were in Texas instead of on the internet, the BATFE and the FBI would have raided and "accidently" burned it to the ground with no survivors to dispute their claims.

So yeah, whatever he can flece from them isn't good enough.
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: zeitgeist on November 17, 2010, 08:02:15 PM
A fool and his money...and so on...and so forth...

Ain't nothing like a 50-cent hot dog and a Styrofoam cup of cheap wine to 'round out your day's pleasures...

Whoa where they got them .50 bowsers?  My guess? Skins does as well as Jim & son at FR, maybe even better what with all the adbot and merchandise cash.  They are businesses.  They exist to make their owners money.

Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: PatriotGame on November 17, 2010, 08:58:16 PM
Whoa where they got them .50 bowsers?  My guess? Skins does as well as Jim & son at FR, maybe even better what with all the adbot and merchandise cash.  They are businesses.  They exist to make their owners money.


Well I gotta say from EX-Peer-EEE-Ance, 7-11 periodically offers 50-cent dogs. Un-fortunately, they had been residing on the roller grill for 38 hours prior to me purchasing them. They tasted FANTASTIC!!!111...yet the Een-Sue-Ing digestive disruptions were...Atomic!
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: Revolution on November 17, 2010, 09:05:31 PM
Not enough. Take these idiots for all they're worth. (Ain't much) Enjoy that money, $kinner, because guess what? You're time is coming, and you're most likely going to get what's coming to YOU.
Title: Re: poll: how much is Skins making off the primitives?
Post by: zeitgeist on November 18, 2010, 06:53:10 AM
Well I gotta say from EX-Peer-EEE-Ance, 7-11 periodically offers 50-cent dogs. Un-fortunately, they had been residing on the roller grill for 38 hours prior to me purchasing them. They tasted FANTASTIC!!!111...yet the Een-Sue-Ing digestive disruptions were...Atomic!


It has been my experience to ingest McDonald's fast food when I need a cathartic.  Nothing like a good cleaning from time to time; and, it seems with me at least, their food always produces that result.

The chances of my eating a hot dog from a Quickie Mart are below eating at Micky D's but I will keep that advice in mind if I ever become severely 'backed up'. :whistling: