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Title: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: NHSparky on November 16, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
For those who have travelled recently, will travel (both, in my case) and who love being fisted as a matter of "national security":

(http://www.tobytoons.com/td/files/toons/2010/20101115_tsa.gif)

(http://granitegrok.com/pix2/JunkSearchAmericanApparelUnisexBaseballTeeWhiteAsphalt.jpg)

(http://i816.photobucket.com/albums/zz81/frnullandvoid/500x_tsa-humor-book.jpg)

And add in any or any expressions as you find them.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on November 16, 2010, 09:14:12 PM
:rofl: This upcoming holiday should be fun for me.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Scoobie on November 16, 2010, 09:18:06 PM

Thank God I'll be driving to New Hampshire.


Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 16, 2010, 09:23:54 PM
it's amazing.  this administration would rather take dirty pictures of minors and perform anal probes on 80 year olds than pull passangers out of line according to a terrorist profile.  profiling;  it works.  ask the israelis.

but we're going to tie ourselves into knots out of sheer fear of seeming politically incorrect.




 
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on November 16, 2010, 09:37:26 PM
yep! I flew to Israel. They don't play. It works too.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 16, 2010, 10:11:48 PM
This stupid woman who is in charge of Homeland Security can't even bring herself to call terrorists terrorists and yet she can give the go-ahead to molest law-abiding Americans.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: NHSparky on November 16, 2010, 10:22:07 PM
The letters TSA used to mean, "Thousands Standing Around."  Now it means, "Thousands Sexually Assaulted."

I wonder if we can get one of those Mickey-D signs with the, "Over 100,000 packages felt up!"

(http://www.q-b-s.com/tsasmall2.jpg)

(http://quotulatiousness.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Iowahawk_TSA_slogans2.jpg)

Oh, and it gets better:

LINK (http://floydreports.com/obama-gives-a-pass-tsa-wont-touch-muslims-junk/)

CAIR said Muslims who object to full-body scans for religious reasons should know their rights if they are required to undergo a pat-down, including asking for the procedure to be done in a private place. In addition, CAIR offered a “special recommendation” for Muslim women who wear a hijab, telling them they should tell the TSA officer that they may be searched only around the head and neck.

“Before you are patted down, you should remind the TSA officer that they are only supposed to pat down the area in question, in this scenario, your head and neck. They SHOULD NOT subject you to a full-body or partial-body pat-down.”

(Oh, and just in case anyone was wondering, full-body scanners are considered a violation of Sharia law.)
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 16, 2010, 11:25:13 PM
Just go to the airport naked.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2010, 08:27:25 AM
(http://wizbangblog.com/images/2010/11/security.jpg)
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2010, 11:09:25 AM
Just go to the airport naked.

Now there's an idea...... :whistling: 
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 17, 2010, 11:18:08 AM
Just go to the airport naked.

That was a good idea ...once..... But then whats-his-name stuffed a bomb up his brothers butt and blew him up....so no express lanes for nudist.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: littlelamb on November 17, 2010, 02:45:32 PM
Flying naked would help more people join the mile high club just saying
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: TVDOC on November 17, 2010, 03:02:59 PM
Well.....we can apparently all show up in a hijab......no problem.....get right on.

doc
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Karin on November 17, 2010, 03:55:08 PM
That's what I was thinking...just "convert" for a few hours, cross your fingers behind your back. 

Ya know what my sick twisted mind was thinking....you know how they stress that the groping is all done same-sex?  What if the TSA worker is a homo/lez, and he/she really is getting their jollies doing this?  TSA can't discriminate in hiring Teh Gheys, now can they? 
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2010, 03:59:10 PM
When they start their groping just start moaning and groaning like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally".  Make them think you enjoy it.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Eupher on November 17, 2010, 04:36:37 PM
When they start their groping just start moaning and groaning like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally".  Make them think you enjoy it.

brilliant. h5.

 Just before the, uh, "high point", make sure to hand the guy a kleenex.  :rotf: 
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2010, 05:05:00 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SMII3qiVCz8/TOMUbB9xLgI/AAAAAAAAAUM/3AjBrpSMbyo/s400/liberty.jpg)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SMII3qiVCz8/TOMUbB9xLgI/AAAAAAAAAUM/3AjBrpSMbyo/s400/liberty.jpg
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: true_blood on November 17, 2010, 05:37:48 PM
it's amazing.  this administration would rather take dirty pictures of minors and perform anal probes on 80 year olds than pull passangers out of line according to a terrorist profile.  profiling;  it works.  ask the israelis.
but we're going to tie ourselves into knots out of sheer fear of seeming politically incorrect.
It sickens me!:argh:
Do the mooselims in jilbabs and hijabs have to be pat down as well? If not, isn't that sort of racial profiling?
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2010, 05:39:25 PM
It sickens me!:argh:
Do the mooselims in jilbabs and hijabs have to be pat down as well? If not, isn't that sort of racial profiling?

CAIR is advising the women to refuse a pat down below the neck.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: true_blood on November 17, 2010, 05:41:14 PM
CAIR is advising the women to refuse a pat down below the neck.
Then send them through the body scanners.
CAIR =  :bird:
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2010, 07:59:32 PM
(http://www.moonbattery.com/clinton_works_for_tsa.jpg)
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: true_blood on November 17, 2010, 08:12:41 PM
(http://www.moonbattery.com/clinton_works_for_tsa.jpg)
HA HA! :lmao:
Good ole' Billy boy.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Revolution on November 17, 2010, 09:15:04 PM
:lol:

You can't make this stuff up. All I can do right now is laugh. Stranger than fiction...
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: debk on November 19, 2010, 12:02:53 PM

LINK (http://floydreports.com/obama-gives-a-pass-tsa-wont-touch-muslims-junk/)

CAIR said Muslims who object to full-body scans for religious reasons should know their rights if they are required to undergo a pat-down, including asking for the procedure to be done in a private place. In addition, CAIR offered a “special recommendation” for Muslim women who wear a hijab, telling them they should tell the TSA officer that they may be searched only around the head and neck.

“Before you are patted down, you should remind the TSA officer that they are only supposed to pat down the area in question, in this scenario, your head and neck. They SHOULD NOT subject you to a full-body or partial-body pat-down.”

(Oh, and just in case anyone was wondering, full-body scanners are considered a violation of Sharia law.)


I have a real problem with this.

I am more frequently pulled out of line to be searched, than not. At my age (58 next month), red hair, blue/green eyes, and about as WASC(white Anglo-Saxon Catholic) looking as one can be...I am extremely offended when another person who is about as Middle Eastern looking as I am Causacian...gets to waltz right through wearing baggy pants and shirt, no buzzers go off, nothing!!!

If there's any racial profilling going on....its towards women like me!! I even had a TSA guy in Atlanta Hartsfield, tell me I was chosen because of the way I look, as I was waiting for a female TSA to "check" me. Oh yea....I was coming back INTO the country! I had already gone through security in Europe and spent 11 hours on an airplane. This was the security check gate after going through Customs, in order to walk through the airport!!!

The Israelis have the balls to do racial profilling to protect their people. America's lost theirs. We've become cowards in a corner, because our leaders prefer to be submissive rather than profile someone for being Middle Eastern, yet they do profile - they just "profile" the wrong people.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Thor on November 19, 2010, 02:11:02 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhEMRSp7vaY[/youtube]
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Chris_ on November 19, 2010, 02:27:34 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaSoMVFfxfA&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
:-)
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Thor on November 19, 2010, 03:15:49 PM

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Posted by Erick Erickson (Profile)

Thursday, November 18th at 6:28PM EST
74 Comments

UPDATE: I’m getting a lot of emails asking if this is actually true and is this person actually someone I know. (1) Yes it is true — it is too absurd to be made up. (2) Yes, I know the person.

——–

A friend of mine sent me this about his TSA experience. He, unlike most of us, was coming back into the country from Afghanistan on a military charter.

——–

As the Chalk Leader for my flight home from Afghanistan, I witnessed the following:

When we were on our way back from Afghanistan, we flew out of Baghram Air Field. We went through customs at BAF, full body scanners (no groping), had all of our bags searched, the whole nine yards.

Our first stop was Shannon, Ireland to refuel. After that, we had to stop at Indianapolis, Indiana to drop off about 100 folks from the Indiana National Guard. That’s where the stupid started.

First, everyone was forced to get off the plane–even though the plane wasn’t refueling again. All 330 people got off that plane, rather than let the 100 people from the ING get off. We were filed from the plane to a holding area. No vending machines, no means of escape. Only a male/female latrine.



The Rest of the article (http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/11/18/another-tsa-outrage/)
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Karin on November 19, 2010, 04:00:14 PM
I didn't recognize that picture of Clinton.  I thought it was an old woman. 
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 19, 2010, 04:47:29 PM
http://www.wbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13534628

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Cancer surviving flight attendant forced to remove prosthetic breast during pat-down

She has been a flight attendant for 32 years, and they still don't trust her.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Thor on November 19, 2010, 05:49:07 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mJdxtnpTQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on November 19, 2010, 07:34:25 PM
Just go to the airport naked.

Again?  :lmao:
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on November 19, 2010, 07:38:45 PM
I have never once had any problems with the TSA or it's officers.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 19, 2010, 07:46:29 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhEMRSp7vaY[/youtube]

That was pretty good.  I shared it on Facebook.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Habsfan on November 20, 2010, 12:36:12 AM
3-Year old being frisked, traumatized.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNY_PTULO4[/youtube]
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: NHSparky on November 20, 2010, 03:43:22 AM
And my flight home takes off in a couple of hours.  Thanks, everyone.

Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 20, 2010, 06:04:34 AM
And my flight home takes off in a couple of hours.  Thanks, everyone.



Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited about flying?
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: vesta111 on November 20, 2010, 08:26:47 AM
3-Year old being frisked, traumatized.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNY_PTULO4[/youtube]
 

Here we are all with horror storeys about the TSA, yet, why is this happening.??

We have been forced by perhaps outside of 9/11 to go to extreme practices to insure the safety of passengers and flight crews.

We all yell about the TSA but why are they there in the first place.??

We have miss directed our anger , we should be boiling angry at the people that have caused this in the first place.

What fun the Terrorists must be having watching as we turn our anger at our own government instead of them.

Fanatics have come a long way from the saber waving Muslims in the past, they are using Philological manipulation of the Americans to to gain power.

Our biggest mistake is to downgrade these people-- to think of them as living in the mind set of 2,000 years ago.  Sure 60% of their people live in poverty and ignorence---breeding grounds for cannon fodder-- then there are the 40% that are college educated to the max-- those that have studied mind control, History, sciences , Dummy's do not develop Nuclear bombs.

Interesting to see how a very real enemy is manipulating our Country as they have in England and large parts of Europe, Africa, and now South America.--- they have even infiltrated China.

Me, I would suspend the laws that protect non citizens.  Treat them by the laws of the country's they come from.  Naturally the laws of their country's are so barbaric that giving people the choice to go home or have their hand cut off will cause a bit of controversy.

Let the world know that if one comes from a foreign country that is not friendly to us, or even citizens that are sympathetic to our enemy's will be dealt with most quickly--no court of law, they must submit to our laws as we Americans must do when out of our country.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Eupher on November 20, 2010, 06:00:14 PM
And my flight home takes off in a couple of hours.  Thanks, everyone.



I hope you stocked up on KY. Fisting is pretty painful without it.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 20, 2010, 06:13:28 PM
I hope you stocked up on KY. Fisting is pretty painful without it.

Spoken from experience?  :lol:
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Mike220 on November 20, 2010, 06:21:01 PM
Spoken from experience?  :lol:

 :ohsnap:
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Eupher on November 20, 2010, 06:38:12 PM
Spoken from experience?  :lol:

I'll never tell.  :naughty:
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Habsfan on November 20, 2010, 06:49:34 PM
changed my mind and not going to reply.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 20, 2010, 06:55:20 PM
I'll never tell.  :naughty:

Please, don't .
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: thundley4 on November 20, 2010, 10:19:51 PM
(http://famousdc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tsa.jpg)
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Eupher on November 21, 2010, 06:50:57 AM
Please, don't .

Whassamatta, Thundley? Afraid of a little drama?   :rotf:  :tongue:   :popcorn: 
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Thor on November 21, 2010, 02:15:29 PM
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By Harriet Baskas Travel writer
msnbc.com contributor msnbc.com contributor
updated 11/20/2010 7:16:18 PM ET 2010-11-21T00:16:18

A retired special education teacher on his way to a wedding in Orlando, Fla., said he was left humiliated, crying and covered with his own urine after an enhanced pat-down by TSA officers recently at Detroit Metropolitan Airport.

“I was absolutely humiliated, I couldn’t even speak,” said Thomas D. “Tom” Sawyer, 61, of Lansing, Mich.

Sawyer is a bladder cancer survivor who now wears a urostomy bag, which collects his urine from a stoma, or opening in his stomach.  “I have to wear special clothes and in order to mount the bag I have to seal a wafer to my stomach and then attach the bag. If the seal is broken, urine can leak all over my body and clothes.”

On Nov. 7, Sawyer said he went through the security scanner at Detroit Metropolitan Airport. “Evidently the scanner picked up on my urostomy bag, because I was chosen for a pat-down procedure.”

More Here (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40291856/ns/travel-news)
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Eupher on November 21, 2010, 03:30:42 PM
Outrageous.

Formal complaint, my ass. I smell lawsuit, that is if our current legal system permits taking a portion of the government to court.

Any damages awarded come out of the pockets of the Head Turd in charge, John Pistole, with a healthy contribution from Janet Napolitano.
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Gratiot on November 21, 2010, 07:13:59 PM
I was out of town this past weekend, all three airports had the Porno Scanners in place.  They really seemed to be randomly checking every 3 or 4 people.  I emphasize random, as everyone I saw being scanned or patted down was about as far from a terrorist profile as possible, while those a bit more fitting, waltzed on through  :thatsright:

Bah, with all of you complaining though!  There was a gorgeous TSA gal at the line I was in, I went back through three times, for more pat downs  :whistling: :naughty:

Seriously though, this is just getting out of hand.  It seems all common sense has been thrown out the window, intentionally, under the false-guise of keeping the terrorists on their toes, it's grown absurd:

TSA Demands that Soldiers Carrying Assault Rifles, Machine Guns, and Pistols... leaves nail clippers, before boarding flights.  Redstate.com (http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/11/18/another-tsa-outrage/)
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Habsfan on November 23, 2010, 06:02:49 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSQTz1bccL4[/youtube] :argh:
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: Thor on December 06, 2010, 09:33:02 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qdb6wC0Iz4[/youtube]
Title: Re: TSA Sucks Thread!!!
Post by: JLO on December 10, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
When they start their groping just start moaning and groaning like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally".  Make them think you enjoy it.

OH MY!  Priceless - that truly had me laughing!  And it just might work if everybody did just that - great idea!  :-) :tongue: :yahoo: