The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on November 16, 2010, 02:42:48 PM
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A partially undressed woman sitting in her van in the parking lot of a Naperville hotel also was discovered carrying a loaded semiautomatic handgun under the seat, police said.
Vicki K. Myers, 44, originally from Texas but living at the hotel on the 1600 block of Diehl Road, initially told police she was changing in the van when officers spotted her naked from the waist up at 9:45 p.m. Friday night, Sgt. Gregg Bell of the Naperville Police Department said.
However, the woman admitted to police she had gone to the van to touch herself, leaving her three children in the hotel room, Bell said. He also said police discovered “adult items†in the van. Myers also told police she had a loaded semiautomatic pistol under the seat, Bell said. Myers thought it was legal to have the gun in her possession despite not having a firearms owner's identification card registered in Illinois, Bell said.
“It is legal in Texas to have the weapon under her seat,†Bell said. “But not in Illinois without the proper FOID card.†Bell said she was charged with one misdemeanor count of unlawful use of a weapon. She posted a cash bond and was released Friday night, he added.
LINK (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20101116/news/711179931/)
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Well, sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do..... :whistling:
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However, the woman admitted to police she had gone to the van to touch herself, leaving her three children in the hotel room, Bell said. He also said police discovered “adult items†in the van.
Okay . . . what's her DU name?
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I guess it must have been an emergency or something. :mental:
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I guess it must have been an emergency or something. :mental:
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.
:lmao:
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She just needed some "me" time LOL
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The Naperville police women are showcased on the CI-HD (Crime and Investigation HD Channel) daily. Not too bad of a show actually...they DO run across their share of freaks!
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SPORK ALERT!!!!!!!
(http://triblocal.com/naperville/files/cache/2010/11/Vicki-K.-Myers.jpg/460_345_resize.jpg)
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SPORK ALERT!!!!!!!
(http://triblocal.com/naperville/files/cache/2010/11/Vicki-K.-Myers.jpg/460_345_resize.jpg)
She must have been able to finish the job.....she's smiling.
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SPORK ALERT!!!!!!!
(http://triblocal.com/naperville/files/cache/2010/11/Vicki-K.-Myers.jpg/460_345_resize.jpg)
I dunno, Spark. Looks okay to me - especially with the crooked smile. I think JohnnyReb's right - she got the job done. :rotf:
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She must have been able to finish the job.....she's smiling.
HA HA!! :lmao: :cheersmate:
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**** yeah...
I'd hit it.
Of course, I'd make her pay for the room and shit. I'm not a total whore.
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**** yeah...I'd hit it. Of course, I'd make her pay for the room and shit. I'm not a total whore.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, right?! :lmao: :cheersmate:
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**** yeah...
I'd hit it.
Of course, I'd make her pay for the room and shit. I'm not a total whore.
I like a guy with standards.
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I like a guy with standards.
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No matter how low they are, right? :lmao:
h5
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**** yeah...
I'd hit it.
Of course, I'd make her pay for the room and shit. I'm not a total whore.
An older fellow told me when I was a teenager, "They get more outta sex than you will so if you can't trade for it even, you don't need it."
I never was a good trader.
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No matter how low they are, right? :lmao:
h5
At least he's got 'em.
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No matter how low they are, right? :lmao:
h5
A standard is better than no standard, right? Can you really put a value on it?
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A standard is better than no standard, right? Can you really put a value on it?
Yes. No.
Although, depending where you are and what the circumstances are, there ain't much difference between a low standard and no standard at all.
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Yes. No.
Although, depending where you are and what the circumstances are, there ain't much difference between a low standard and no standard at all.
Well, that would mean that you have a HIGH standard. I am kind of a glass half full kind of gal.
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Well, that would mean that you have a HIGH standard. I am kind of a glass half full kind of gal.
Well, some gal who is pleasuring herself inside her van when her kids are somewhere in the AO can't be thinking of standards in the first place - so any guy who is thinkin' those heavy-breathing thoughts can't possibly be levels above.
Just look at Prince William and his betrothed Kate - she's gotta be a high standard, but low maintenance babe.
Not bad - and she's got great hair, too.
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Well, some gal who is pleasuring herself inside her van when her kids are somewhere in the AO can't be thinking of standards in the first place - so any guy who is thinkin' those heavy-breathing thoughts can't possibly be levels above.
Up yours, Eupher, you judgemental prick. :bird:
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Up yours, Eupher, you judgemental prick. :bird:
:tongue: :cheersmate: :rotf:
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shit, man, I thought she was a hot little number too. I'm kinda partial to an Ellen Barkin-type lopsided grin....
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Up yours, Eupher, you judgemental prick. :bird:
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