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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Chris_ on November 15, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
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Mother claims teacher slapped son, writes 40 crazed pages of demands
When a child named Curtis Bowen was slapped by his teacher at Martin Luther King Jr., Elementary School, no one really heard about it. Except for President Obama, Vice President Biden, their wives, three senators, and more than 20 other officials.
They all were CC'ed on the whopping 40-page letter that Curtis' mother, Lisa Henry Bowen, sent to school district superintendent John Covington. In it, Bowen makes mind-boggling demands for reparations. One recipient called the letter "one of the craziest things I've ever seen" and leaked it to the Internet. And Lisa Henry Bowen even created her own web site for the occasion: www.CurtisGotSlapped.com.
The weird part about Lisa Henry's list of reparations is that most of them have nothing to do with her child being slapped. Sure, she makes a few perfunctory demands to improve the school district, including the introduction of a "We Don't Hit Kids Here" campaign throughout Kansas City and a revocation of Ms. Curry's teaching license. But she reserves the real meat of reparations for Curtis and herself.
Curtis shall receive, among many other things: $13,500 worth of Wal-Mart gift cards, a free college education, two trips to Disney World, nine years of private tennis lessons on the Plaza, season tickets to the opera, theater, and ballet, almost a decade's worth of psychological counseling by "the best black child psychologist in the country," a whole orchestra's worth of new musical instruments, a three-week trip to Africa at a five-star hotel, and a personal audience with President Obama.
The Pitch (http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/11/curtis_got_slapped.php)
This woman is a nut, and a racist to boot.
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Tell your kid to stop acting out!
He probably deserved to get slapped.
Dumb f-ing parents thinking their kids are little angels all the time. Give me a break.
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Mother claims teacher slapped son, writes 40 crazed pages of demands
Curtis shall receive, among many other things: $13,500 worth of Wal-Mart gift cards, a free college education, two trips to Disney World, nine years of private tennis lessons on the Plaza, season tickets to the opera, theater, and ballet, almost a decade's worth of psychological counseling by "the best black child psychologist in the country," a whole orchestra's worth of new musical instruments, a three-week trip to Africa at a five-star hotel, and a personal audience with President Obama.
I had to read the link to make that above part was true. WOW! What a nut job. I find the part in red fitting. Maybe Curtis's mom could have some 'psychological counseling" as well? :mental: :mental: :lmao:
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It's just sad that Curtis's mom actually votes.
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It's just sad that Curtis's mom actually votes.
Scary, actually. :o
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Hell if a teacher had of slapped me in school I would be praying my folks didn't find out. They would just slap me one more time for getting in trouble at school.
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Kansas City...now, where is proud2Blibkansan from? I just have to wonder if there is any connection... :rotf: :rotf:
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Someone should slap that mother for being a stupid bitch her child is now going to be worse now that he is getting all those freebies
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Entitlement mentality on steroids. Beyatch be on crack.
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I HAD to bring this comment over, since it expresses what I feel, in oh so eloquent terms. :rotf:
sycion says:
I feel both this psychotic wench and her little vaginal spewage are both owed a slap by me for having to suffer through reading some of that digital diarrhea she so eloquently spewed forth.
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Kansas City...now, where is proud2Blibkansan from? I just have to wonder if there is any connection... :rotf: :rotf:
Curtis and his mommy are probably sleeping on greenbrier's couch or something. :popcorn:
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The comments are hilarious, as noted previously by Boudicca. Here's another:
KES says
You forgot to mention one of the best lines from the entire trainwreck - in her list of demands, she requested the following:
"No H.A.R.R.P. signals directed towards KCMO school district neighborhoods and schools to make us crazy, confused, stupid or otherwise alter our brainwaves - EVER."
Here's another funny link to the story:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3364241
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This woman is loco. :mental: Her son's name is copyrighted. Uh, names can't be copyrighted.
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Oh- did anyone notice that she'll take the $250k in silver coinage? :rotf:
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"No H.A.R.R.P. signals directed towards KCMO school district neighborhoods and schools to make us crazy, confused, stupid or otherwise alter our brainwaves - EVER."
Okay, please tell me this whole thing is a joke. I really don't want to believe this mother is THAT stupid.
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Okay, please tell me this whole thing is a joke. I really don't want to believe this mother is THAT stupid.
I cannot verify that EC. However, I can verify that she will take the money in silver coins or money orders :-). I also can verify that she's a poster child for quotation mark abuse.
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I noticed she wants her mortgage paid in full, too.
This has got to be a joke. It's hilarious.
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Funny, I haven't seen any demands for Skittle-shitting ponies...
And seriously, "the best black child psychologist in the country?" If someone had asked for the best WHITE child psychologist in the country, Al and Jesse would be there so fast they'd leave a vapor trail.
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I can't get the stupid site to load. I really want to read this too. It will make me feel better about my mental health and parenting skills.
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It's just sad that Curtis's mom actually votes.
Apparently she propagates as well.
Funny, I haven't seen any demands for Skittle-shitting ponies...
And seriously, "the best black child psychologist in the country?" If someone had asked for the best WHITE child psychologist in the country, Al and Jesse would be there so fast they'd leave a vapor trail.
Personally, I think children are too young to be really effective psychologists.
:whatever:
On a side note: I wonder how long it took her to compile that list. It would be disturbing to think she spent days brooding over her disparate demands but how disordered would her mind have to rattle off all 40 pages as fast as she could write them down.
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I can't get the stupid site to load. I really want to read this too. It will make me feel better about my mental health and parenting skills.
Will this link for you? http://forums.somethingaw...read.php?threadid=3364241
Apparently this woman is a semi known person in the jazz world. Look up Lisa Henry and you'll see her performing at various places (including the White House for Bill and Hill).