The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on November 12, 2010, 11:46:56 AM
-
Two men upset over a bad business deal wanted their nemesis to eat more than his words.
A Kentucky man claims the two men cut off his beard and forced him to swallow it while they held his brother at knife point.
The fight stemmed from a dispute over the sale of a lawn mower.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/11/12/2010-11-12_kentucky_man_says_his_former_friends_forced_him_to_eat_his_beard_over_lawn_mower.html#ixzz155jEjniT
He escaped injury by a whisker.
-
there is a near 100% probability that alcohol was somehow involved in this incident.
and can you imagine the hairballs?
-
there is a near 100% probability that alcohol was somehow involved in this incident.
and can you imagine the hairballs?
I wonder if it is bristly on the way out as well... :o
-
I wonder if it is bristly on the way out as well... :o
Note the victims hat, "Southern Style"
The two victims last names are Westmoreland---I wonder if they are the sons of that General in VN that forced his staff to salute his pet duck.???
-
All this over a lawn mower deal?! :lmao: :hyper:
-
At first, I read this as "bread" and thought, "Oh my god, get over it."
But then I re-read it and it was "beard".... that's quite a hairball.
-
Oh, boy, that was a close shave. The whole thing could've turned even worse. Think of the clogged sink!
-
Dude acts like he's never been muff diving.
-
Dude acts like he's never been muff diving.
Most likely he hasn't if he likes black woman.
Some really raunchy comedian went into a spiel on why black men don't do that thing.
The dude on late night TV went into some really nasty stuff that I cannot forget years later.
Something like sucking anchovies through a Brillo pad.
At the time years ago I could not understand why my company had for the males disloved into tears in their eyes from laughing and mind you this was a mixed party of black, white, Asian couples and all us females just could not understand why the males were rolling on the carpet laughing.
I would guess that by looking at him today, just kissing him would give a woman the same thought.
I apologise in advance if I have offended anyone, some things just stay in the mind waiting to burst forth with memories.
-
Okay, I'll say it.
When the phrases, "lawn mower" and "business deal" are EVER used in the same sentence, you can be assured of the fact your life SUCKS and that you are a LOSER.
-
Oh, boy, that was a close shave. The whole thing could've turned even worse. Think of the clogged sink!
I hope he's got another lawnmower 'stached away as a spare.
-
I hope he's got another lawnmower 'stached away as a spare.
(Superior pun, bijou. h5.)
If he does have a lawnmower stached away, he's probably a stropping guy with lots of leather belts to choose from.