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Title: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: cavegal on November 11, 2010, 02:20:28 PM

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Carolee-Bildsten-hit-Gurnee-Officer-Rigid-Feminine-Pleasure-Device-107238528.html

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A woman from Gurnee faces charges of aggravated assault for threatening an officer with a "rigid female pleasure device."

Carolee Bildsten, 56, allegedly walked out on her tab at Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee for a second time

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: thundley4 on November 11, 2010, 02:25:20 PM

Crab shack, vibrator, no comment.
Is that Susan Estrich?
SPork Alert !!!!!!!!!
































(http://media.nbcchicago.com/images/410*307/CaroleeBildsten.JPG)

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: cavegal on November 11, 2010, 02:28:56 PM

Quote from: thundley4 on November 11, 2010, 02:25:20 PM

Crab shack, vibrator, no comment.
Is that Susan Estrich?
SPork Alert !!!!!!!!!
































(http://media.nbcchicago.com/images/410*307/CaroleeBildsten.JPG)

:lmao: Good call!  Susan Estrich.. Yeah i was reading this story and  Crab shack jumped off the page... :lmao: Sometimes these story's are so crazy!

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: thundley4 on November 11, 2010, 02:32:02 PM

This is a good one to link to from my Facebook page.  :lmao:

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 11, 2010, 02:48:17 PM

I like reading such hard-hitting news with such penetrating insight.

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: Eupher on November 11, 2010, 03:10:36 PM

I'm sure she'll get a very stiff penalty out of this. Maybe even some community service.

She'll be charged with assault to commit pleasure with weak batteries, so they'll be sure to switch her to a different jail cell.

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 11, 2010, 03:23:36 PM

As ugly as she is, I'm amazed the device could remain rigid.

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: Revolution on November 11, 2010, 03:58:29 PM

How many times has it been said before..

You absolutely DO NOT interrupt a woman in the middle!

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 11, 2010, 07:51:31 PM

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"Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"

A credit card?

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: true_blood on November 11, 2010, 08:07:53 PM

Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 11, 2010, 03:23:36 PM

As ugly as she is, I'm amazed the device could remain rigid.

I know, right?  :lmao:

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: Revolution on November 11, 2010, 10:24:46 PM

Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on November 11, 2010, 07:51:31 PM

A credit card?

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Hi-Five. Shame I can do it only once.  :-)

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: NHSparky on November 12, 2010, 06:21:19 AM

Maybe she'd had a few too many beers and was feeling pretty buzzed?

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 12, 2010, 07:40:47 AM

Quote from: NHSparky on November 12, 2010, 06:21:19 AM

Maybe she'd had a few too many beers and was feeling pretty buzzed?

It's a good thing she didn't commit battery, eh?

H5 to MSB, BTW . . .

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: Revolution on November 12, 2010, 09:31:14 AM

She's certainly gonna get ribbed for this one.

Title: Re: Officer Threatened with "Rigid Feminine Pleasure Device"
Post by: vesta111 on November 12, 2010, 07:06:24 PM

 :tongue: :fuelfire:

British humor could do allot with this.

God Help the police officer that has to testify in this case.

Court room full of cops there to testify in other cases of being shot, stabbed, run over or teeth knocked out by a 2x4-------

Here comes a case where an Officer was assaulted with a Dildo.  I would love to be the defence attorney in this case. 

The court bailiff will have to keep order as the other Officers turn green trying not to laugh, poke each other in the ribs and think up nick names for the cop on the stand.

My imagination goes wild here---  This is akin to being threatened by a full douche bag or hot water bottle.

BTW, a clear dildo, never knew they existed, interesting fact I have learned on the internet.

I hope the Judge is Judge Judy, what an interesting case for her .