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Title: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: Chris_ on November 11, 2010, 01:11:58 PM
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Van Dyke's ordeal began during an ill-fated trip to his local beach. "I woke up out of sight of land," the 84-year-old actor told reporters. "I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"

Van Dyke was wrong. "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore." The porpoises were unavailable for comment.

UK Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue)

Interesting.
Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: cavegal on November 11, 2010, 01:30:12 PM
He is a recovering Alcoholic..... :popcorn:
Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: IassaFTots on November 11, 2010, 01:31:18 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: Thor on November 11, 2010, 01:42:31 PM
Porpoises have rescued other humans throughout time. This isn't a first, but is heartwarming.
Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: seabelle on November 11, 2010, 01:46:31 PM
I'm impressed an 84 year old man can lift a surfboard :D 
Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on November 11, 2010, 01:55:57 PM
Wait a damn second...

I already heard this story, back in '66 when he made a movie about it!!!!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fd80tDNsOiQ/S-0tIoEYXcI/AAAAAAAAF4k/Ho49V5yV0iQ/s400/O%2BFant%C3%A1stico%2BRobin%2BCrusoe_1.jpg)

Are we sure he isn't just senile and is thinking that's happening all over again???  :rotf:
Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: thundley4 on November 11, 2010, 01:57:07 PM
If only they had been there to move the ottoman out of his way. :)

Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: Rick on November 11, 2010, 10:02:51 PM
If only they had been there to move the ottoman out of his way. :)



It was like every week he would trip over it. I wonder if he had a big life insurance policy.
Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 11, 2010, 11:21:32 PM
I wonder if it was an accident, or if those porpoises (wait for it) did it on purpose. :rimshot:
Title: Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 12, 2010, 12:03:38 AM
It's Bush's fault.