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Title: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: bijou on November 09, 2010, 01:12:04 PM
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RURAL PINGREE, N.D. - It's not the most traditional way of predicting the weather, but one Jamestown man boasts a near-perfect record stretching back decades.

Pig spleens and their height and width are how Norbert Schulz predicts the snowy season in North Dakota. This year, Schulz offered the same advice as years before: Buy a new shovel.

"It's going to be real nice here for a while; then she's going to turn real mean," Schulz said sizing up the spleen in his rural butcher shop. ...
link (http://www.thedickinsonpress.com/event/article/id/41681/)

Hmm, not quite as cute as a groundhog.
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: IassaFTots on November 09, 2010, 02:31:11 PM
It's winter in North Dakota.  Isn't it always mean???
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: Eupher on November 09, 2010, 03:01:01 PM
It's winter in North Dakota.  Isn't it always mean???

'Zackly. Pig spleens ain't got nothin' to do with it. When them things freeze up, you know it's COLD.
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: cmypay on November 09, 2010, 03:28:51 PM
Well, around here (NC), the farmers are all sayin to prepare for a rough winter.  Apparently, lots of wooly worms out very early, July this year, means a really cold winter.  I stepped on as many as I could, but they tell me that makes no difference.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: Eupher on November 09, 2010, 04:22:46 PM
Well, around here (NC), the farmers are all sayin to prepare for a rough winter.  Apparently, lots of wooly worms out very early, July this year, means a really cold winter.  I stepped on as many as I could, but they tell me that makes no difference.  :rotf:

debk was saying the same thing.

WTF do the wooly worms know that we don't????
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: IassaFTots on November 09, 2010, 04:30:36 PM
debk was saying the same thing.

WTF do the wooly worms know that we don't????

I heard some thing about if you have a high yield of acorns, that means a rough winter.  Last year we had a rough winter, but no high yield of acorns.  Maybe y'alls wooly worms came over and ate our acorns last year? 

Hell I don't know.
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: Eupher on November 09, 2010, 04:32:27 PM
I heard some thing about if you have a high yield of acorns, that means a rough winter.  Last year we had a rough winter, but no high yield of acorns.  Maybe y'alls wooly worms came over and ate our acorns last year? 

Hell I don't know.

All I know is we've had damn near two months of just about picture-perfect weather. Sunny, warm, a shade of breeze, a tiny bit of rain not enough to even mention.

When the hell is the bottom gonna fall out????
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: IassaFTots on November 09, 2010, 07:29:44 PM
All I know is we've had damn near two months of just about picture-perfect weather. Sunny, warm, a shade of breeze, a tiny bit of rain not enough to even mention.

When the hell is the bottom gonna fall out????

Yeah,about that, me too.  And I saw my forecast for next week.  Looks like right about then. But, that is the price we pay for living in a Red State.  Or Less Purple than Blue.    :whatever:
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: littlelamb on November 09, 2010, 08:33:49 PM
I am glad I am not in really cold area people around here do not know how to drive in snow. When we get a inch or more they close school. What pussies
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: IassaFTots on November 09, 2010, 08:35:53 PM
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Yeah,about that, me too.  And I saw my forecast for next week.  Looks like right about then. But, that is the price we pay for living in a Red State.  Or Less Purple than Blue.   

Whoopsie Daisy!  I meant less blue than purple......
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: NHSparky on November 09, 2010, 09:46:32 PM
Pretty much all the home-folksy predictions (including Farmer's Almanac) have been for average snow, but bitter cold.  Whee.

That to me says -30 instead of -10 or -15.
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: IassaFTots on November 09, 2010, 09:49:56 PM
Pretty much all the home-folksy predictions (including Farmer's Almanac) have been for average snow, but bitter cold.  Whee.

That to me says -30 instead of -10 or -15.

Brrrrrrr!  That says to me I love Texas!
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 11, 2010, 04:22:41 AM
Pretty much all the home-folksy predictions (including Farmer's Almanac) have been for average snow, but bitter cold.  Whee.

That to me says -30 instead of -10 or -15.

I can probably count on one hand the number of times it's been down to ZERO dgrees around here in my lifetime.

There was one week back in the mid 70's that the high for the week was 25 degrees...now that was cold winter weather for us.
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: catsmtrods on November 11, 2010, 04:35:15 AM
The only time in my life I could predict the weather was when I lived in So Calif. It will be the same tomorrow and next week as it is today.
Title: Re: Pig spleen forecast predicts ND mean weather ahead
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 11, 2010, 05:00:46 AM
I heard some thing about if you have a high yield of acorns, that means a rough winter.  Last year we had a rough winter, but no high yield of acorns.  Maybe y'alls wooly worms came over and ate our acorns last year? 

Hell I don't know.

I was told by a deer biologist working for the NYS Department of Environmental Conservation that white oaks have a three-year cycle for acorn production.  Year 3 of that cycle is always the heavy one.  I'd hazard a guess and say that we're in Year 3 of that cycle.