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Title: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Freeper on November 09, 2010, 05:45:15 AM
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There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
   
are there any conservative comedians?

Do Republicans have any sense of humor?

(And to call a buffoon like Limbaugh a comedian is to demean the craft of comedy.)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9517447

Yes we have a sense of humor. Compare this site to DU and see which side is bitter and angry all the time.
Hell you guys are even bitter and angry and want to jail conservatives when you control all 3 chambers of govt.
You guys get all pissy when anyone says Democrat. Yet when we get called Tea baggers and other stupid names we laugh it off and mock you.

The only comedy coming from you guys is unintentional every time you open your mouth.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: NHSparky on November 09, 2010, 05:46:26 AM
"I believe that if you can't say something nice about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton."  --Jeff Foxworthy

Game, set, match.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Carl on November 09, 2010, 05:54:06 AM
"I believe that if you can't say something nice about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton."  --Jeff Foxworthy

Game, set, match.

Larry the Cable Guy as well and not to get too deep about it what the DUmmies are referring to is not so much comedy but a sarcastic snark meant to mock and ridicule...that is why they adore the only leftist comediennes they know of.
Colbert,Mahar and such.

Hell,I have enough confidence in conservatism being correct that if someone makes a truly funny joke about a conservative politician I can laugh at it without getting all bent out of shape.
A primitive can`t.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Ballygrl on November 09, 2010, 08:00:47 AM
Dennis Miller! :whistling:
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 09, 2010, 08:16:04 AM
Dennis Miller! :whistling:

Wasn't he a lib at one time, and saw the light?
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: AprilRazz on November 09, 2010, 08:16:38 AM
Dennis Miller! :whistling:
I love him!
My liberal friend complains that he needs and encyclopedia to watch one of his routines. :lmao:
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: AprilRazz on November 09, 2010, 08:18:06 AM
Wasn't he a lib at one time, and saw the light?
Yep.
He had a show a few years ago where he had a Howard Dean scream button. Can't remember what network offhand though. But some funny stuff.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: formerlurker on November 09, 2010, 08:18:17 AM
Dennis Miller! :whistling:

Exactly.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: formerlurker on November 09, 2010, 08:21:23 AM
Lenny Clarke is funny as hell too.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: AprilRazz on November 09, 2010, 08:27:01 AM
Lenny Clarke is funny as hell too.
He is the one that plays Uncle Teddy on Rescue Me right?
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Airwolf on November 09, 2010, 08:34:44 AM
Sam Kinnison was. Conservative as well
. If only he was around today.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 09, 2010, 08:44:19 AM
While George Carlin was more leftist or libertarian than anything, his rants against global warming were certainly conservative.  I can't access YouTube from here, but there's a classic I've seen on there from him talking about the gall of people to think we can destroy a planet.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Karin on November 09, 2010, 08:48:07 AM
Miller was a lib until 9/11.  Turned on a dime. 
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: formerlurker on November 09, 2010, 09:04:45 AM
He is the one that plays Uncle Teddy on Rescue Me right?

Yep -- he does a lot of local stuff in MA.   I just saw him recently in Worcester, very funny show.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: seabelle on November 09, 2010, 09:28:52 AM
Kelsey Grammer, Patricia Heaton come to mind.  And very successful ones at that  :-)
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: AprilRazz on November 09, 2010, 10:06:16 AM
Yep -- he does a lot of local stuff in MA.   I just saw him recently in Worcester, very funny show.
Caught an old stand up of his a while ago. He was a riot.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Splashdown on November 09, 2010, 10:57:29 AM
Bill Cosby.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: thundley4 on November 09, 2010, 11:21:59 AM
Bill Cosby.

Is he conservative or just a realistic dem?
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: sharkhawk on November 09, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
P.J. O'rourke,
Giving money and power to government is like give car keys and whiskey to teenage boys.

Actually one of the Dummies mentioned him, but another said he didn't realize PJ was a conservative or Libertarian. :hammer:
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 09, 2010, 11:35:53 AM
Jim Norton.

Colin Quinn.

Just watch Red Eye, they have conservative leaning comedians all the time.  In fact, Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld is funnier than The Daily Show and that other one with the fake conservative.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 09, 2010, 11:40:27 AM
In fact, Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld is funnier than The Daily Show and that other one with the fake conservative.

The time slot sucks, though.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 09, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
The time slot sucks, though.
It does, I DVR it.

I think, since Fox Business Channel goes off the air early they could run the previous night's episode at a better time.  But I'm not in charge at NewsCorp.  And Richard Ailes is too busy sending over-sized bed bugs to Hell.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: true_blood on November 09, 2010, 12:01:11 PM
The dude that played "Murdoch" in the TV show, 'The A-Team' is also VERY conservative. (His name escapes me right now.)
He fills in for Mike Savage every once in a while.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Reality vs DU on November 09, 2010, 12:29:48 PM
The dude that played "Murdoch" in the TV show, 'The A-Team' is also VERY conservative. (His name escapes me right now.)
He fills in for Mike Savage every once in a while.

Dwight Schultz (actor, not a comedian)

I've never heard of "Murdock" (spelling corrected) or 'The A-Team' but it took me about 9 seconds to find it using Google.  This can be done while on the internet.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Chris_ on November 09, 2010, 12:39:56 PM
Dwight Schultz (actor, not a comedian)

I've never heard of "Murdock" (spelling corrected) or 'The A-Team' but it took me about 9 seconds to find it using Google.  This can be done while on the internet.
He also played 'Barclay' on Star Trek: TNG.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: njpines on November 09, 2010, 12:47:38 PM
He's more of a character actor than comedian but has anyone seen any of the Clint Howard videos he made for the Heritage Foundation?  They're pretty good!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR76NtaOemI[/youtube]
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Ballygrl on November 09, 2010, 03:22:16 PM
Wasn't he a lib at one time, and saw the light?

Totally big lib until 9/11 happened.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Ballygrl on November 09, 2010, 03:22:50 PM
I love him!
My liberal friend complains that he needs and encyclopedia to watch one of his routines. :lmao:

:lmao:
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Ballygrl on November 09, 2010, 03:25:43 PM
Kelsey Grammer, Patricia Heaton come to mind.  And very successful ones at that  :-)

Interesting story for the regressive lurkers here, Kelsey is conservative, he produces a show called Girlfriends, not sure if it's still on the air, he decided to produce that show because he felt that blacks were under-represented in Hollywood.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Ballygrl on November 09, 2010, 03:27:51 PM
Steven Crowder, very funny at doing satire mocking the left.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: Ballygrl on November 09, 2010, 03:32:03 PM
From that thread:

Drew Carey
Victoria Jackson
Jackie Mason

Oh and not from that thread, but I forgot Adam Sandler, also David Zucker was a former bigtime lib.
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 09, 2010, 03:54:52 PM
Ron White.

"You can't fix stupid."
Title: Re: There are conservative actors, singers and athletes but ...
Post by: true_blood on November 09, 2010, 05:13:53 PM
Dwight Schultz (actor, not a comedian)   (Thank you. That's the dude. Yes, he is an actor.)
I've never heard of "Murdock" (spelling corrected) or 'The A-Team' but it took me about 9 seconds to find it using Google.  This can be done while on the internet.      (:thatsright:)