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Title: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: thundley4 on November 06, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
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pgodbold   (679 posts)             Sat Nov-06-10 08:34 PM
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Has Keith said a word? Has he tweeted? Any Facebook communication?
   
I'd feel a whole lot better just knowing what he wants to do.
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treestar   (1000+ posts)             Sat Nov-06-10 08:34 PM
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1. Has God spoken?
   

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pgodbold   (679 posts)             Sat Nov-06-10 08:35 PM
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2. Placed on ignore Nov. 6, 2010

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WA98296 (1000+ posts)             Sat Nov-06-10 09:19 PM
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24. He's probably busy fielding offers from other networks.
   

It's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: Ballygrl on November 06, 2010, 08:33:12 PM
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WA98296 (1000+ posts)             Sat Nov-06-10 09:19 PM
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24. He's probably busy fielding offers from other networks.

Seriously? :lmao:
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: Token on November 06, 2010, 08:44:08 PM
He's probably taking some time off and enjoying his mega-millions.

Concern for the well-being of this man, who has more money than Jeeeee-hovah, amuses me. For a bunch of people who are allegedly aware of class warfare, their willingness to fawn over bazillionaires is quite interesting.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: thundley4 on November 06, 2010, 08:48:57 PM
He's probably taking some time off and enjoying his mega-millions.

Concern for the well-being of this man, who has more money than Jeeeee-hovah, amuses me. For a bunch of people who are allegedly aware of class warfare, their willingness to fawn over bazillionaires is quite interesting.

They always fail to mention that there are more Democrat millionaires in congress than there are conservative millionaires.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 06, 2010, 08:52:12 PM
The question about tweeting is hilarious.  I go weeks without making a tweet, but it's unlikely people think I killed myself.

Yeah, the guy got fired.. but I doubt he wants to kill himself.

That's just my two cents.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: USA4ME on November 06, 2010, 08:56:37 PM
I still find it funny they view MSNBC as being conservative.  Once I get past that silly notion, I'll have to get around to the "Keef is getting well-stoned" world-stopping event.

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Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: dandi on November 06, 2010, 09:34:44 PM
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WA98296 (1000+ posts)             Sat Nov-06-10 09:19 PM
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24. He's probably busy fielding offers from other networks.

Mmm-hmm. I hear the Sham-Wow guy might be retiring soon, and they're looking for another real bitch to replace Joy Behar on The View.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: NHSparky on November 06, 2010, 10:04:13 PM
The question about tweeting is hilarious.  I go weeks without making a tweet, but it's unlikely people think I killed myself.

Yeah, the guy got fired.. but I doubt he wants to kill himself.

That's just my two cents.

Concur--like Obumbles, Keef is too much of a narcissist.  No matter how vile a human being he is, no matter how base his behavior, he just loves himself too damned much.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: TheSarge on November 07, 2010, 05:05:46 AM
As of 9pm my time last night he hadn't tweeted in 23 hours.  Considering how addicted he is to twitter this is an enternity for him not to have posted.

Then again...he might have been told that he speaks out even one word about the suspension and it will move from suspended to fired.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 07, 2010, 07:40:20 AM
Then again...he might have been told that he speaks out even one word about the suspension and it will move from suspended to fired.

One can only hope.  H5.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: zeitgeist on November 07, 2010, 07:44:46 AM
As of 9pm my time last night he hadn't tweeted in 23 hours.  Considering how addicted he is to twitter this is an enternity for him not to have posted.

Then again...he might have been told that he speaks out even one word about the suspension and it will move from suspended to fired.

Or it could be that he is technologically challenged and could only tweet from work with staff support?


It has been known to happen with perfumed princes like Oberadored before. 
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: miskie on November 07, 2010, 08:03:21 AM
Although it would never happen, I would pay good money to see Olbermann as Hannity's new sparring partner. The laughs would be great - the only thing that wouldn't be is washing brains and blood off of everything.

I also expect that the person loving this the most is Maddow - her ratings just doubled.   
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: TheSarge on November 07, 2010, 08:14:59 AM
Or it could be that he is technologically challenged and could only tweet from work with staff support?


It has been known to happen with perfumed princes like Oberadored before. 

I would only disagree because Special Keith has ben known to tweet while taking a bath according to some of the guys at NewsBusters.  It's his other obsession besides being tragically wrong on everything 24/7/365.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: Freeper on November 07, 2010, 09:02:02 AM
Although it would never happen, I would pay good money to see Olbermann as Hannity's new sparring partner. The laughs would be great - the only thing that wouldn't be is washing brains and blood off of everything.

I also expect that the person loving this the most is Maddow - her ratings just doubled.   

Wow Rachel has 4 whole viewers now.  :lmao:

I would love to see Keef on Fox then maybe the goons will stop whining so much about Fox.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 07, 2010, 09:06:37 AM
Seriously? :lmao:

It can be so very, very tough to tell 'Snark' from 'Stupid' over there...

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: TheSarge on November 07, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
Wow Rachel has 4 whole viewers now.  :lmao:

I would love to see Keef on Fox then maybe the goons will stop whining so much about Fox.  :lmao:

Russell Maddows response to the suspension of Special Keith was to.....blame Fox News.


 :whatever:
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 07, 2010, 12:02:36 PM
Although it would never happen, I would pay good money to see Olbermann as Hannity's new sparring partner. The laughs would be great - the only thing that wouldn't be is washing brains and blood off of everything.

The brains and blood would be Keef's.  Hannity would get bored after a while.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: CactusCarlos on November 07, 2010, 12:14:54 PM
For a bunch of people who are allegedly aware of class warfare, their willingness to fawn over bazillionaires is quite interesting.

H5!
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: TheSarge on November 07, 2010, 01:04:05 PM
LOL! This story just keeps getting better!

Olbermann Replacement Dropped – For Campaign Contributions to Democrats

Read more: http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/rusty-weiss/2010/11/07/olbermann-replacement-dropped-campaign-contributions-democrats#ixzz14co1VjnU
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 07, 2010, 02:43:24 PM
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Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch

Actually, with only a slight change of emphasis and direction, this could up MSNBC's ratings fantastically!  A LOT of people would go PPV to watch Queefie commit suicide.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: Mike220 on November 07, 2010, 02:52:31 PM


Actually, with only a slight change of emphasis and direction, this could up MSNBC's ratings fantastically!  A LOT of people would go PPV to watch Queefie commit suicide.

I'd have a viewing party. Charge $5 a person to cover the keg and fire up the grill.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 07, 2010, 03:34:06 PM
I'd have a viewing party. Charge $5 a person to cover the keg and fire up the grill.

You do realize that the IRS would be all over you, right?  The money that you'd make off of that would be four digits before the decimal--after the side of beef you could buy to feed all of the party!
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: Mike220 on November 07, 2010, 03:35:50 PM
You do realize that the IRS would be all over you, right?  The money that you'd make off of that would be four digits before the decimal--after the side of beef you could buy to feed all of the party!

I'd just pull a Geithner and forget to claim it... That should either give a couple years to skate or an inside track to a Cabinet position. Right?
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 07, 2010, 03:46:32 PM
I'd just pull a Geithner and forget to claim it... That should either give a couple years to skate or an inside track to a Cabinet position. Right?

Look--at least one of the viewers would be an IRS agent.  Bound to happen.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: Mike220 on November 07, 2010, 03:50:54 PM
Look--at least one of the viewers would be an IRS agent.  Bound to happen.

I'm willing to risk it.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 07, 2010, 04:18:27 PM
I'm willing to risk it.

H5 for the :bird: to the IRS.
Title: Re: Put Keith Olbermann on Suicide Watch, I'm series 111!!!!11 one-eleventy
Post by: true_blood on November 07, 2010, 04:34:36 PM
A LOT of people would go PPV to watch Queefie commit suicide.
I'll bring the beer! :cheersmate: